It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 655 [073] How to make a dog passive?

At night, Qin Jiandan and Ibash sneaked around the inner city wall.

"Oh, the number of spider chariots has at least doubled since we came here. It will be very troublesome to return to the outer city!"

Just as Ibash said, the searchlights above the isolation wall cut through the fine snow on the winter night, the special steel legs of the Octopus Spider tank pierced into the frozen soil, and the Gatling gun on the back aimed at suspicious targets from time to time.

"Nonsense! You blew up the toilet in the police department and killed a senior company employee near the police chief's house. It's obvious that the inner city should be on high alert!"

Behind the stand-up collar of the long trench coat, Ibash’s funny mask quickly dissolved.

He showed the same appearance as when he first met Qin Jiandan in the Ecological Tower—a two-dimensional guy wearing black-framed glasses and with messy hair on his head. His clothes also quickly changed into warm clothes that would not attract any attention.

Ibash's manipulation of the subspace is very sophisticated, and he can even use subspace particles to "change his clothes with one click" without moving. Whether it is glasses or clothes, they should be stocks hidden in the exclusive subspace.

Ibash said that he, the original funny ghost, was the only one who could selectively take off the mask. Qin Jiandan believed that he was the only one who could perform such a high-precision operation as "one-click dressing".

"Hahaha, Master Qin, don't talk like you're innocent. Let's not talk about the level 50 thing for now. Do you think your feces weren't involved in the bombing of the police station toilet?"

Ibash deliberately pronounced "fenr" as "fen" in order to make Qin Jiandan recall the heavy scene of the sea of ​​dung.

"Bah! I'm standing on a tall building far away, so of course there's no shit from me! Otherwise, how can I go home and hug my wife when I'm smelling of shit?"

After "disguising", Ibash quickly entered the role of "2D Team Leader, Gin-san".

"The young master of the Night Dragon Society is really vulgar. How can the wives in the real world be as sweet, soft, and obedient as those in the second dimension? Even if I smell of feces, haven't taken a shower for two months, and there are potato chip residues between my fingers, the girls in the beautiful girl game will welcome me with Japanese panting!"

Qin Jiandan said, "Your nerdishness is a bit too strong... What are you going to do after taking off your funnyman skin? Like me, you have already been revoked of your inner city resident status. You can't pass the checkpoint of the isolation wall with normal means."

Yinsang snapped his fingers crisply and smiled a little obscenely.

"The Spider Chariots are patrolling a large area. We must get closer to the wall to activate the warp. I'll go get a car. You stay here and don't move."

After saying that, he quickly walked into the shadows where the street lights could not reach.

Qin Jiandan always felt that the words "You stay here and don't move" were taking advantage of him.

Ibash went to get the car, but it is not ruled out that he went there to make a fool of himself, leaving Qin Jiandan alone in a ridiculous situation.

The Funny Ghosts were originally an unreliable alliance. If it weren't for his father-in-law Han Tiancheng being on their side, Qin Jiandan would never have considered cooperating with them.

"The team disperses and intensifies the search!"

A group of regular city police in lead-gray uniforms, under the command of the captain, spread out in a radial formation. Some led mechanical wolfhounds, some held gene sniffers, and some used carbon fiber batons to hit the rusted trash cans passing by.

Two city police officers searched the narrow alley. Because of difficulty breathing, one of them pulled his gas mask down to his neck.

"Hey, a level 50 company employee was killed in the Han family laboratory. The chief of police is furious, and it looks like all the security personnel nearby will be punished. I'm afraid we'll have to search all night, so don't even think about sleeping tonight!"

"Brother Zhang, don't search so hard. I heard that the Night Dragon Society's Young Master and the Funny Ghost did this together. With our level, we can only kneel down and beg for mercy if we meet them. I hope they will think we are funny and let us go..."

The man called Brother Zhang cursed his boss in a muffled voice.

"Humph! Searching for dangerous criminals shouldn't be the job of the regular city police. Where are all the special city police?"

"Keep your voice down... Brother Zhang, keep your voice down." Another person looked behind him worriedly, "For some reason, all the special police officers in District 12 have joined the Night Dragon Society. They said they want to follow the fake Sheriff Mu Yue who has cat ears and a cat tail. I don't know what they are thinking."

"I don't care what they think! The 12th District Police Department used to have the most Fury officers, but now almost all of them have fled. Otherwise, why would we use mechanical wolfhounds to track scents when we can just leave the Fury officers alone? The cost of mechanical wolfhounds is much higher than that of Fury officers!"

The two policemen walked away muttering to each other. Qin Jiandan looked at their backs from the 10-meter-high roof.

The mechanical wolfhound has a sturdy posture, a streamlined back, and its alloy armor reflects the cold blue light of the nearby street lamps.

They are homeless killers and civilian nemesis, but Qin Jiandan is not afraid of them.

The bionic nose lags behind the Furui people in terms of smell detection. Moreover, the mechanical wolfhounds are driven by "brain-machine" instead of AI, and Qin Jiandan can even use time overwrite to change their thoughts.

"I'm so tired" "Don't worry about it"

Time density consumption [68→65]

Although the mechanical wolfhound smelled a suspicious odor, it ultimately just wagged its tail and followed the police officer to another place.

The brain machine is programmed with the core concept of "loyalty to the company" and is stripped of all emotions, but it is not immune to fatigue.

In order to prevent the brain-computer interface from lying flat on a large scale, the company has built-in dopamine and endorphin injectors into the brain-computer interface.

This "neurotransmitter stimulation therapy" has been used too much, and the brain machines have developed resistance to it. As a result, passive resistance is common, and some people are unwilling to work hard even when facing "abandonment."

Even though it's been turned into a brain machine, you're still so stubborn?
After successfully overwriting time on the mechanical wolfhound for the first time, Qin Jiandan thought of the moon landing problem that had been bothering everyone.

There is a rail gun left by the rebels on the back of the moon. Linlin has the activation code, and if she uses it correctly, she can destroy the company and the central tower in one shot.

Although it is possible to build an electromagnetic accelerator in the Eco Tower to launch the lunar module, it can only guarantee a one-way journey. The biggest problem at present is that we can't find a brain machine that is willing to go to the moon and is not afraid of sacrifice. "If I use time overwrite to brainwash a brain machine for a long time, can I let it work for us?"

After shaking his head and jumping off the roof, Qin Jiandan should now find a way to return to the outer city safely.

Ibash went away for a long time and did not return to his original place. He might be avoiding the patrolling city police, or he might have encountered other troubles.

This even included the possibility that Ibash had already slipped away on his own. Qin Jiandan decided not to wait any longer. He sneaked into the sunken square slum along a badly worn spiral staircase.

Yes, there are slums in the inner city. This is the final destination for those who are deemed by the company to have "insufficient contribution" and are about to be expelled from the inner city.

They either survived, or evaded inspection by bribing the city police, or voluntarily signed up for human experiments to obtain amnesty from the company.

The sunken square is filled with low buildings eroded by acid rain.

A homeless man sits cross-legged on the ground, drinking as much as he can. A suspicious person in a hood exchanges data capsules in a blind spot of surveillance cameras, and a tired-looking woman stands on the street soliciting business.

Qin Jiandan took out a pair of round sunglasses from his jacket pocket and put them on his face to add a layer of disguise to himself.

Wherever people gather, there must be a bar. Qin Jiandan walked under a sign made of neon tubes with the word "Bar" missing the lower right corner.

"Handsome guy, don't you want to play?"

The street girl winked at Qin Jiandan. Her left arm joint had been replaced with a prosthesis, and her Russian-style warm coat was still neat.

Qin Jiandan did not answer her, but looked towards the half-open back door of the bar, where a fluorescent arrow pointed to the underground clinic.

The girl glimpsed Qin Jiandan's eyes through the gap of her round sunglasses, and her face changed:
"You are a plainclothes city policeman, right? I have already handed over the protection fee to your boss. There should be a limit to your freeloading!"

Qin Jiandan was very puzzled: "Why do you say I'm a plainclothes officer? Who got you for free?"

The girl recalled and did not match Qin Jiandan's image with the city police she was familiar with. Instead, she felt that the other party looked a bit like the young master of the Yelong Society who appeared in the news.

Impossible? They have been declared public enemies, and they dare to come to the inner city? Not to mention spending money in the slums.

"Yes, I was wrong. I always felt that you were looking for someone. A few days ago, I encountered a sting operation by the city police. They came to find me in plain clothes, and only revealed their identities after they were done. They said they would arrest me if I dared to ask for money..."

Needless to say, it must be the regular city policeman. The regular policeman is very good at exploiting the people.

Qin Jiandan felt speechless.

Although this profession is not worth promoting, mutual consent and clear payment are also the basic principles of life.

Brother Huchi is strong enough, isn't he? His status in the outer city is also high enough, isn't he? I haven't heard that he spent all his salary and then went to get whores for free.

Qin Jiandan took out two ten-yuan green bills from his wallet and handed them to the girl.

"Hey, I'm not that cheap yet..."

Although the girl looked a little annoyed, it also meant that the other party was interested in her and the business could still be negotiated.

"I'm not asking for anything for free, I just want information. This place is so close to the isolation wall, you must have done business delivering goods to the outer city, right?"

The girl quickly stuffed the banknotes into her pocket to avoid being coveted by thieves.

"Are you...are you asking about smuggling? Are you really not a plainclothes officer?"

Qin Jiandan turned on the time vision and played a minesweeper game of "gender inspection".

Well, the existence of the Amber Time Tree shows that she is indeed a woman. Since we are here, we might as well harvest some.

Time density [65→65.3]

Although it didn't make much difference to Qin Jiandan whether the other party was a man or a woman, it was still good to know more information.

"I'm asking about smuggling. Especially this underground clinic behind the bar. The doctor inside can't survive just by treating you, right? Water purifiers, oxygen concentrators, and prosthetic parts removed from corpses can often be bought on the black market in the outer city. All goods require the assistance of a doctor. I can give you more money as long as you tell me his smuggling channels."

The girl's face, which was originally eager for a deal, turned cold.

"Even though I've come to do this, I won't betray the doctor who treats my child."

"Whether you are in plain clothes or not, I advise you to leave as soon as possible. The slums also have their own rules. Consider this 20 yuan as the fee for chatting with me."

While the girl was speaking, several burly men who looked tough and difficult to deal with surrounded Qin Jiandan from behind.

Some of them had chains around their waists, some held sticks covered with spikes, some raised cyber knuckles flashing with arcs of electricity, and some had luminous skull tattoos that reflected the moldy moss on the nearby walls.

"Hehehe - have you come here to find Sister Anna to cause trouble? We in Luoxiang are not all idle people. Hand over your wallet quickly and take off this nice dress of yours!"

Qin Jiandan originally wanted to come here to avoid the search and see if he could find a smuggling passage that he could pass through, but he unexpectedly encountered a robbery.

Sun Wukong didn't go to the King of Hell to make trouble, but you, a little devil, want to confiscate Sun Wukong's golden hoop? I don't mind getting naked, but I'm afraid you can't handle the golden hoop!
(End of this chapter)