It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?
Chapter 589 [007] The Price of a Maid Slaying the Ranking
Chapter 589 [007] The Price of a Maid Slaying the Ranking
Qin Jiandan didn't think that he would be attacked by a nymphomaniac in Xicheng. If he encountered a group of out-of-control senior sisters, he could just let Han Shiyu deal with them. Han Shiyu could be very crazy when she went crazy anyway.
"By the way, Linlin, I thought about it later, maybe you don't know how to count?"
"Huh?" Linlin put down the meat-filled bun she was eating. "Brother, what are you talking about? I'm a hacker, and although I can't compare to a mathematician, I'm not completely incompetent, am I?"
"Don't get excited. Let me calculate it for you." Qin Jiandan counted on his fingers.
"You told me that the Night Dragon Society only had two intact warp metal boxes left, not enough to form a set. But we first seized three from the Murloc Sisters, and one of them was damaged, right?"
"Yes." Linlin's hair tips, which had turned completely pink, swayed gently as she moved.
"Then, we seized three intact warp metal boxes from the cannery, right?"
"That's right, but these metal boxes were transformed into subspace wristbands by Doctor Li, and then destroyed along with the bomb during the attack on the Eco Tower. So we only have two intact ones left!"
"Isn't that right?" Qin Jiandan frowned. "On the day when the Ecological Tower was attacked, wasn't there a strange Christmas gift mailed to Master, and was it intercepted by you? After you opened it, you found that it was a subspace metal box. The enemy might have wanted to let this metal box enter the place where Master was in seclusion, and then create a subspace to attack Fengjian. Later, because they were afraid of Master, they didn't follow up - shouldn't this subspace metal box be intact? Why didn't you take it into account when you calculated it?"
Linlin smiled and scratched the hair on the back of her head. "I forgot to mention this. At that time, Master thought there might be a trap, so he crushed the metal box with one hand. So we really only have two intact metal boxes left, and the damaged ones have also become two."
"I see... Master's wise decision must be correct. Just pretend I didn't ask."
"By the way, brother, there have been several executions of funny ghosts in West City recently. When you go to West City this time, try out the "Subspace Alarm Bracelet" developed by Doctor Li to see if it can trigger an alarm when a funny ghost approaches. Doctor Li himself thinks the name is a bit long, and he wants to change it to "Fissure Alarm Bracelet". What do you think?"
Qin Jiandan looked at the device on his left wrist and nodded: "In terms of size, it is indeed closer to a bracelet, so it is okay to just call it an "alarm bracelet". Doctor Li always likes to give the same thing many names. Even the special medicine for phlogiston disease has two aliases, "Climbing Grass Positive Energy Liquid" and "Optimistic Climbing Essence". "
Returning to the guard room on the 3nd underground floor from the monitoring room on the 2rd underground floor, Qin Jiandan discovered that Wangyou had not yet packed the items in his suitcase. He was really slow.
There are many unfair things in this world. For example, if a man indulges in sexual activity excessively, he will suffer from kidney deficiency, and if a woman indulges in sexual activity excessively, the man will also suffer from kidney deficiency.
Qin Jiandan didn't have kidney deficiency, but he felt a little guilty after experiencing the cat-dog fight.
When Mu Yue regains her memory, will she be furious with Vale or with me? How many details can she remember about what happened at this stage?
"But those services are indeed impossible for a normal sheriff to provide... I feel itchy inside. Should I enjoy it now with the mentality of dying after having a good time?"
Qin Jiandan suppressed his evil thoughts, sat on the single bed in the guard room, and watched Wangyou pack daily necessities into the suitcase.
The light from the ceiling shone through the dust cover, melting the curve of the maid's waist and hips when she bent over into a flowing piano melody. She continued to work with her eyelashes drooping, arranging the compressed clothes more neatly than the archives in the arsenal. Qin Jiandan always felt that Wangyou was deliberately showing off her rear armor.
The strange tinnitus that had recently occurred in the guard room and the young master's office had completely disappeared. Considering the fact that szscs006 had not made any progress on the Super Baji rankings, Qin Jiandan suddenly discovered something that had been overlooked before.
"Wangyou, it's been a while since you read the newspaper to me, right? What's the news today?"
After closing the suitcase, the maid turned around and took out today's newspaper from the pocket of her long skirt as if prepared. She spread her hands in front of her, and the teardrop mole under her left eye and the metal implant on her right forehead seemed to be breathing together.
"Because it is generally recognized that secondhand smoke can easily cause phlogiston disease, last month in the outer city, there were as many as 16 homicides caused by smoking in public places."
"Well, secondhand smoke is indeed very unethical. I don't know if Han Shiyu was involved in any of the 16 murders."
There were tears rising and falling in Wangyou's dark gray pupils, and her fingertips unconsciously stroked the picture of a murder case in the society edition.
"An inner city man performed a striptease in front of a lion. For the lion's mental health, the zoo keeper shot the man dead..."
"Well done. Non-mutated animals in Ringstone City are not cheap. If it were on Earth, the lion would probably be the unlucky one."
The tone of Wangyou's voice when reciting the news revealed a hint of ambiguity in her restraint. Her eyelashes cast a fence above the stock column, and her little finger was stretched straight every time she turned the newspaper.
"Is there no news about the Eco Tower and Border Town Special Zone? Really, the company attacked us and we want to pretend it never happened."
Wangyou did not answer the young master's question. She began to read the advertisement in the middle seam. "For sale is a yacht that can travel on the canal. This yacht also has the function of a submarine. Only once."
"For sale, the desert mobile vehicle has a power of up to 500 rat power. Special note: the unit is dwarf ratman."
"Where do all these funny ads come from? Is this an advertisement page or a joke page? Is there no valuable news at all?"
Wangyou flipped through a few pages of the newspaper slowly.
"A medical miracle - a 68-year-old man was cured of both leukemia and AIDS after a bone marrow transplant. Experts believe this could usher in a new era of medical revolution..."
"Damn it, it will only start a new era of stealing other people's bone marrow? The regeneration chamber cannot cure diseases. From now on, people from the outer city must be more careful about the parts in their bodies."
Next, Qin Jiandan asked about the special stock issuance of the three major families of Wangyou. The current market situation is that the Luo family and the Ding family are on par, and the Han family is a little worse. Since only the three major families can issue stocks, there will be people buying them even if the market is bad, and it is not easy to obtain subscription qualifications.
Qin Jiandan interrupted Wangyou's report and suddenly asked, "What do the H in the Han family's stock code and the D in the Ding family's stock code mean?"
Wangyou put down the newspaper in surprise, and looked at Qin Jiandan with contempt: "How come the young master's intelligence has degenerated to the level of kindergarten? This is the pinyin initials of Han and Ding!"
Qin Jiandan continued to ask quickly: "What does szscs stand for?"
"Of course it's 'The young master is a beast'... ah no..."
Qin Jiandan stood up and grabbed Wangyou who was trying to escape. The big bow behind her maid outfit came loose because of her struggle, and Wangyou looked messy and panicked.
"You dare to call me a beast, you must be looking forward to being severely punished, right?"
"No, no! I'm not szscs006! It's just that Staff Officer Fengjian guessed the true meaning of this abbreviation, and I repeated it to the young master!"
Wangyou's neck flushed with a cherry red, her toes drew intermittent arcs on the ground, the large lace skirt raised gray mist-like folds as she struggled, and her over-the-knee socks left slightly sunken crescent marks at her knees.
"Still trying to quibble? No wonder I feel tinnitus every time you get close to me. It turns out that Super Baji is working in secret! The 006 in szscs006 represents the six sisters in total, right? You carry that thing around with you 6 hours a day to dominate the charts. Aren't you afraid that it will become loose?"
The maid's waist trembled like a reed in the wind. Her fingertips grasped the young master's jacket but she dared not use force. The mist in her eyes was about to condense into tiny beads on the surface of the metal implant.
"No, no! People's physiques cannot be generalized! If you don't believe me, you can check it out!"
"You think I won't check if you don't tell me?!"
Punishing Wangyou and making this insolent maid understand her status is certainly one of the purposes, but Qin Jiandan also has other unspeakable secrets at this time.
The eldest senior brother said that people with time abilities might have backup copies of their organs stored in higher-dimensional space, and that using time overwrite to let others go to the toilet for them might cause "residual facts" and lead to a sudden backlash one day in the future. For example, the eldest senior brother had blocked the toilet, and Qin Jiandan had also experienced an abnormally full bladder.
In order to avoid dual cultivation, Qin Jiandan once overwrote "his own feelings" to other people, which also left residual facts. At this time, the high-dimensional organs opened the floodgates and the abnormal fullness was really unbearable.
Qin Jiandan executed Wangyou on the spot next to the packed suitcase, showing no mercy without breaking the maid's hands and feet.
"Young Master, you are a beast, right? You have been using fake stuff for so long, today I will let you remember how powerful the real stuff is!"
One hour later——
The lace maid's tiara slid along the earlobe into the void, like a camellia branch broken by the wind and suspended at the moment of falling. The lark in the throat could no longer make a sound, only the metal implant flashed on the forehead, like an old telegraph sending a Morse code that would never arrive.
The remaining truth was quite scary, and Qin Jiandan himself was shocked. He decided to leave the mess behind and go to the young master's office to sleep.
After Xiao Xia came back from the Falling Cherry Hotel and passed by the guard room, she was shocked when she saw the maid lying motionless: "Oh no, Wangyou was murdered by the Cow Furui people!"
(End of this chapter)
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