It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?
Chapter 575 [224] Rui Shuang's dog recognition is overturned
Chapter 575 [224] Rui Shuang's dog recognition is overturned
On the day after Christmas, the Eco Tower was still crowded with people, and the Night Dragon Society and the seconded city police were on high alert.
The company, the Nean Society, and the funny ghosts could all launch attacks, but the biggest accident in the past two days was that the radio backstage mistakenly played "Wish You a Rich Christmas" instead of another song -
"~The Yangtze River, the Yellow River and the Heilongjiang River, men, women and transgender people; if you don't wash your hands after taking a shit, you are not a human being at all; if you spit anywhere, you may spit on your dad; if you cut in line during a traffic jam, that's fucking excessive; if you smoke in an elevator, you are like Wu Neng~"
Although December 12th has passed, the efficiency of the Christmas marketing campaign in generating gold coins has not decreased immediately. Qin Jiandan notified the "Abnormal Group" to postpone the plan to attack Area 25 and change it to the last day of December.
Nearing evening, Qin Jiandan spotted Vale's back on an unfinished viewing balcony. Curiously, he walked in through the employee passage to check.
"What are you doing? Are you trying to be sneaky?"
For some reason, the white-haired, black-skinned beast girl switched her police uniform into a tight combat mode and stretched lazily facing the setting sun in the distance.
"What do you mean by sneaking around? Mu Yue and Grandma Qian Xing are both here, how dare I sneak around? The smell in the hall is obviously too strong, so I came out to get some fresh air and rest my nose for a while. Don't exploit your employees too much."
For a Forui like Vale who has a keen sense of smell, the fatigue caused by long-term use of the sense of smell is similar to visual fatigue, which is difficult for ordinary people to understand.
"Also, my high period will be in these two days."
"what?"
Vale leaned against the metal railing and turned half of her face. Under her eyelashes dyed honey-colored by the sunset, her sapphire-like pupils were rippling with cunning. Her fluffy coffee-white tail drew a lazy arc behind her, with a kind of readiness before hunting.
"The side effects of the suppression drugs will cause my sense of smell to be severely impaired, so I'll leave it to you when the time comes."
"What do you mean please? I didn't promise you that! Aren't you afraid of being discovered by Mu Yue?"
Vale leaned in like maple syrup melted by the sun, and the curves wrapped in tactical fibers made a rustling sound. The white hair with body temperature rubbed against Qin Jiandan's neck, like a dandelion that accidentally got into the collar.
"Isn't it okay to just hide from Mu Yue? There are so many restrooms in the mall, we shouldn't be noticed if we occupy one for a while. You're not from Furui, so you don't know what it feels like to have bugs crawling in your bones..."
"Wang Wang!"
A long-haired policewoman suddenly entered the balcony, pulling a leash. At the end of the leash were two police dogs, one was a light golden Labrador, and the other was a German Shepherd with a black back and yellow belly.
"Are you two hiding here to do something sneaky? I applied for two police dogs from the police department. Vale, you can go and have a rest if you are not feeling well. These two are enough for the police dogs to search for explosives."
"Huh? Xiao Yueyue, you actually applied for the police dog..." While Vale was surprised, he also felt a sense of crisis.
"If something happens to the police dog, we might have to pay for it, right? The police dogs in Huanshi City are ridiculously expensive."
Mu Yue handed the Labrador's leash to Vale: "If you can still hold on, lead Amber on patrol. I will walk counterclockwise through the hall. You walk clockwise."
"Tsk, Mu Yue, did you hear the conversation between me and Jiandan and deliberately want to separate me from Jiandan? In fact, my high period doesn't necessarily need Jiandan to solve it, you are more..."
Mu Yue pulled Qin Jiandan away from the balcony, deliberately not listening to the rest of what Walei said.
In Huanshi City, there are not many opportunities to see non-mutated animals, especially police dogs, in public. Qin Jiandan watched the German Shepherd's tail swinging regularly from behind. The mall customers were also attracted and stopped to discuss from a distance.
Mu Yue seemed to dislike being watched by too many people while on a mission. She lowered the brim of her hat, and her prosthetic right eye glowed faintly in the shadows because of the activation of her super vision.
"The first vending machine on the left is out of order." Mu Yue said, "You can send someone to check it out."
Qin Jiandan smiled and said, "Not only can your super vision see through the subspace window, but you can also spot the malfunction of the vending machine at a glance."
The German Shepherd suddenly tensed his muscles, and his claws covered with acid-proof coating rubbed against the ground, making the unique rough sound of synthetic materials.
"What? Is there a bomb? Didn't Vale smell it because the high period is approaching?"
Mu Yue squatted down beside the German Shepherd, made eye contact with it for a short while, and then stood up.
"It's not a bomb. Iron Blade just smelled fried chicken."
"Fried chicken from Lao Wang's Fried Chicken? Tieren is quite knowledgeable. I'll treat him to some later!"
Mu Yue's eyes showed rejection: "Police dogs are very valuable and can only eat the special food made by the Police Department..."
"mom!"
Rui Shuang suddenly rushed over from behind a pillar, with Aunt He walking behind her.
"Hey, Rui Shuang was bored staying at the headquarters, so I brought her here to see her parents."
After Rui Shuang hugged Mu Yue's knees and acted coquettishly, she soon noticed the German Shepherd next to her.
"Eh? The dog at home... How come Vale has completely turned into a dog? Is it okay?"
The German Shepherd was held by Ruishuang's face and ears, not knowing how to react. Qin Jiandan smiled and said, "Ware is a Husky. Even if there is an epic degeneration, it can't become a German Shepherd! This is the police dog that my mother borrowed. His name is "Iron Blade."
"Wang! Wang!"
Tie Ren barked at Rui Shuang twice to protest against being masturbated. After leaving Rui Shuang behind, Aunt He went to Ge Sang's "Shaman Spirit Shop" to help sell goods. Qin Jiandan's family of four (temporarily replaced with a dog) patrolled the hall.
When passing by the area between Shengzhi Hotel and Luoying Hotel, I saw Zhu Shengzhi and Xiaoxia arguing with each other again.
The Henan Bangzi performers hired by Zhu Shengzhi stood at the entrance of the restaurant. The lead singer sang the clappers while dragging out the ending notes in a very magical way.
"Look at the big hotel across the street, the walls are covered with paintings of foreign fairies"
“The fried tomato and egg with gold border dares to call itself French food”
"Automatic rice-serving ninja, you are shameless for fooling your father"
"Why not drink Buddha Jumps Over the Wall? Your merits will be increased by ten years!"
The last sentence was sung by everyone stomping their feet. Zhu Shengzhi also asked the waiters in the store to stomp their feet together to increase the momentum.
"Opening a shop depends on borrowing money from kneeling down, and the whole group of fallen cherry blossoms is a pauper"
"Hot pot soup base is used as a wash pot, and sushi rolls are made with garlic"
"Jin'e pancakes are mixed with sawdust, and black-foot chicken soup is mixed with urea."
"I'm just fooling around with Christmas money, saving up for my coffin for the New Year!"
Xiao Xia lodged a solemn protest to the young master regarding the diss lyrics of the Zhumadian rap group, but the actual result was that many people from Xicheng who came to consume did not understand Henan Bangzi, and only thought it was a folk performance and were willing to listen while eating.
"Young Master is really biased! Then let me expose the fact that Zhu Shengzhi is despicable and inferior and passes off inferior goods as good ones!"
Xiaoxia asked Shiro to take off his ninja mask and disguise himself as a diner to sneak into the "Shengzhi Hotel" to peek into the kitchen. It turned out that there was a nun from Fahai Temple having dinner in the hotel. When Shiro saw the nun, his eyes widened. Finally, he was exposed because he flirted with the nun and was kicked out by Zhu Shengzhi.
"You idiot! What's so good about a bald nun?"
Xiao Xia, who was scolding Silang, found that the rabbit reporter Ding Ling was interviewing nearby tourists. She rolled her eyes and called Ding Ling to her side.
"Hey, do you want to make some big news?"
Ding Ling's fingers were twisting the strap of the recorder, the snow ball on the back of her shorts was shaking rapidly, her light brown rabbit ears were folded into an alert V shape, and the curious light dancing in her pupils clearly showed the professional instinct of a reporter.
"W-What big news? Is it the kind of news that will make the young master angry?"
"No, absolutely not!" Xiao Xia waved her left hand like an electric fan, "The young master is very concerned about food safety and quality. If you can uncover the food scandal in Shengzhi Hotel, the young master will praise you enough."
"But... why are you so sure that there is a food scandal in Shengzhi Hotel, Team Leader Xiaoxia?"
"Because Zhu Shengzhi definitely won't make money honestly! Even when I opened a restaurant, I tried to pass off inferior products as good ones. Zhu Shengzhi is 10 times more despicable than me. It would be a miracle if he didn't pass off inferior products as good ones! Anyway, go quickly. You can use the excuse of "evaluating the Christmas merit meal". Even if you don't find anything, you can still get news material!"
Ding Ling entered Shengzhi Hotel with half belief and half doubt, and wandered between the tables like a hyperactive person. Zhu Shengzhi felt suspicious and caught her before she could sneak into the kitchen.
"Amitabha... Stop! Were you bribed by Xiao Xia to steal our secret recipe of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall?"
Zhu Shengzhi put on a cassock. These past two days he was addicted to pretending to be a high monk and was enjoying the false sense of "high moral character and prestige".
At this time, several tourists from Xicheng surrounded Zhu Shengzhi, asking to take photos with the monk and enthusiastically asking, "Are you the chef who is said to recite the Heart Sutra 20 times while serving the merit meal?"
Ding Ling took the opportunity to sneak into the kitchen and happened to find the strong operator making a "high-protein milkshake". The large bucket of protein powder at hand was unusually suspicious. Upon closer inspection, he found two black cockroach legs hidden in the protein powder...
"Ah! You actually let a cockroach fall into the protein powder. You don't pay attention to the hygiene of the kitchen!" Ding Ling quickly took pictures with a film camera. "I'm going to report you to the young master!"
The burly operator was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat. He quickly explained, "Don't talk nonsense. No cockroach fell into the protein powder. Our protein powder is made from recycled dead cockroaches. Brother Shengzhi said that this is a high-protein with first-class nutritional value!"
Ding Ling had already turned on the recorder before he spoke. "What? The milkshakes you sell are actually made from cockroach powder? This is outrageous! I want to vomit just thinking about it! I will expose you to the young master immediately!"
The burly operator then realized that he had said something wrong. His mind was slow but his hands were not. He reached out and grabbed the back of the collar of Ding Ling who was trying to escape, and lifted the rabbit reporter up with his feet hanging in the air.
"You! Are you going to turn me into a spicy rabbit head to silence me?" Ding Ling was so scared that she burst into tears. "I, I am the young master's woman! You will not end well if you dare to do this!"
Ding Ling kicked his legs in the air and pressed the play button on the recorder in a panic. "Our protein powder is made from recycled dead cockroaches" immediately echoed repeatedly in the kitchen and reached the ears of some diners.
"What? Shengzhi Hotel uses cockroaches to cook?"
"Ugh - Zhu Shengzhi, you are a man of eight lifetimes! Return the money! Compensate us for the medical expenses!"
Because the burly operator had a dialect accent, only people from Dongcheng understood the words in the recorder. Many people from Xicheng were still confused and surrounded Zhu Shengzhi, intending to "take photos with the monk."
The chaos spread outside the hotel. Xiao Xia leaned against the glass door to watch the excitement. Qin Jiandan and Mu Yue, who was leading a police dog, also came to check.
"What's going on? Zhu Shengzhi, you are so bold that you dare to use cockroaches to impersonate protein powder?"
(End of this chapter)
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