It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 446 [095] Another funeral for Shilang

Last night was Halloween, and the Falling Cherry Blossoms Group distributed candy in front of the castle tower, and many children accompanied by their parents went to receive candy. At the intersection not far away, under the decorated pumpkin lanterns, there were ashes of burning paper to worship ancestors, the main theme was a cultural fusion.

Seeing this, Qin Jiandan sighed, "I forgot to give Rui Shuang candy yesterday, but she would still play tricks even if she had candy..."

The guard lowered the drawbridge and Mu Yue drove the police car into the parking lot inside the castle tower.

"Rui Shuang can't eat candy after eating cake. Also, you seem to be very familiar with the mama-san in that store?"

"How, how could that be!" Qin Jiandan didn't want to be wrongly accused, "I just used the toilet there once. Last time I used the toilet and this time I used the phone, the people I interacted with were all inorganic!"

After Mu Yue got out of the police car, he locked it and left his police hat on the driver's seat:
"Why are you in such a hurry? I have already assumed that all the young women in Ringstone City are related to you. This will strengthen the power of "Moonlight Justice". Next time when you chat with Mama-san, be more ambiguous so that I can expand the age range of my "family."

"Your spiritual bondage is too casual! Why would I flirt with Mama-san? Mama-san has been waiting for me to order a prostitute. Should I just ask her to perform next time?"

Mu Yue covered her nose and said, "You were drenched by acid rain, and there is a sour smell on your body. After paying respects to Shi Lang, go take a bath."

"Eh? Just now in the car, I was sitting so close to you, and you didn't complain. Why are you complaining now that we are in an open area?"

"…Because I asked you to rescue the pregnant woman, you were drenched in acid rain. I am not unreasonable."

I always feel that Mu Yue is jealous of Mama-san's affairs, so she suddenly finds fault. If she is jealous, she shouldn't have encouraged me to take a concubine in the first place!

Due to the acid rain in the morning, a temporary awning was set up in the courtyard mourning Silang. Silang's black and white photo was placed in the most conspicuous position, and his masked portrait was vaguely visible in the incense mist.

Some nuns from Fahai Temple formed a square formation and chanted the sutras of the Pure Land. "Namo Amitābha-ya," "Dotāga-ta-ya," "Amitābha-pi," and under the chanting of these sutras, the portrait of Silang seemed to smile.

At this time, the collective worship had ended. Qin Jiandan and Mu Yue did not need to queue. They put their palms together and walked around the offerings such as lotus lanterns, flower baskets and plastic fruits to express their condolences to Silang.

Mu Yue felt apologetic and clasped her hands in front of the portrait for a long time. Qin Jiandan walked to the accounting table first and handed over a white envelope representing the headquarters' regards.

The ninja who keeps accounts is one of the "Nine Ninjas". He does not need to change his black ninja uniform, which perfectly fits the atmosphere of the funeral.

He took the white envelope with both hands, but without opening it to check, he bowed deeply to express his gratitude.

"Thank you, young master... and the headquarters for your hospitality!"

Qin Jiandan always felt that this scene had happened before. After all, Silang was a consumable and he would always die and be reborn.

There was another receptionist sitting next to her, but Qin Jiandan didn't notice her because she was short and had a low presence. Now that someone was arguing with her, Qin Jiandan noticed it.

A rude man with a "butt chin" prosthetic slammed the table and complained: "We in the Bio-Intelligence Team seriously suspect that your Shilang died again and again just to collect free money!"

The thin, bespectacled, silver-haired loli sitting behind the thin desk replied in a flat tone that showed she was indifferent to life and death:
"The Shengzhi team is rich, can't they even afford a few white envelopes? Although Shiro's death is a bit frequent, the last time the Shengzhi team leader died, he also held a funeral. When the Shengzhi team leader dies next time, our Luoying team will definitely not complain about the white envelopes."

His chin hit a soft nail. He was about to get angry when he suddenly saw the young master nearby, so he quickly retreated with his head lowered.

Qin Jiandan walked to the desk of Staff Officer Feng Jian, but before he could speak, the other party covered his nose first:

"Young Master, you smell like acid rain. Please don't hug me at this time. I might vomit."

"Who wants to hug you?" Qin Jiandan said angrily, "I was drenched by the acid rain because I was trying to save a pregnant woman! It's all your fault that the Falling Cherry Blossom Group failed to do their job. No one cared when a pregnant woman collapsed on the street!"

In fact, the area where Mu Yue discovered the pregnant woman was between District 3 and District 2, and she was not sure which side the pregnant woman was from.

As if he had guessed Qin Jiandan's inner thoughts, Feng Jian adjusted his glasses that had slipped off his young nose: "The pregnant woman is pregnant with the young master's child, so of course she is the young master's person."

"Please don't spread rumors openly, okay? Don't think that I won't dare to deal with you just because it's Silang's funeral!" Qin Jiandan grabbed the front of Fengjian's secretary's uniform and pulled her up from her seat.

Because it was a funeral, Fengjian changed his usual brown secretary uniform into a black one, but his grey socks remained the same as before. Judging from the gloss, they looked a bit like the "spray sock can" invented by Linlin.

"Young Master, you are so cunning to touch me by pretending to be angry."

"Who touched you? No one could touch you at all! I can use you as a ski and win the skiing championship!" Fengjian became serious only after Mu Yue finished her worship and came over. Qin Jiandan put Fengjian on the ground to avoid any misunderstanding from Mu Yue.

"Sheriff, Young Master, the hospital that admitted the pregnant woman has contacted me. The pregnant woman's condition is stable. Thank you for your timely assistance."

"This is our duty." Mu Yue said, "I wonder if it would be convenient for me to meet with Silang's relatives. I want to apologize to them in person..."

Fengjian led Qin Jiandan and Mu Yue to the courtyard corridor, which was the way to the bathroom.

"Captain, you're worrying too much. Ninjas don't have families. The prerequisite for joining the Nine Ninjas is to say goodbye to your original family. The compensation has already been paid at that time."

Qin Jiandan thought to himself: So the white envelope given to Silang really belongs to the Luoying Group. Zhu Laoer was right in his complaints. Silang's repeated deaths were suspected of amassing wealth.

When passing by a Zen room with a sign saying "No Trespassing", a red-haired girl with a ponytail suddenly rushed out. She saw Feng Jian leading the way in front of her, and didn't notice who was beside him, so she said in a rush:
"I was fooled! Those witches said they could curse Zhu Shengzhi to have his hemorrhoids explode, but it didn't work at all! They also said they could summon the ghost of Abe Haruaki, but they only summoned Abe Shinzo!"

After he finished speaking, he saw the young master and the sheriff behind Fengjian. Xiao Xia knew that he had lost his composure, so he could only stand there and scratch the hair behind his head, trying to get away with it.

"Hehehe, young master, I was just kidding you! I just wanted Shiro to rest in peace, so I asked the priestesses to perform an extra ritual. Since they were ineffective, they have been driven away!"

What Xiaoxia didn't say was that the witches had already swindled a lot of money, and the so-called "summoning Shinzo Abe" was just a cry of pain. Fengjian knew that Xiaoxia was going to be deceived, and he didn't expose it in advance to teach her a lesson.

Qin Jiandan reached out and pinched Xiao Xia's face, making the female ninja look funny.

"Shiro is at least one of your personal guards. Even if he has no merit, he has worked hard. Can't you just stop for a while while he's holding his funeral?"

Xiao Xia didn't hate physical contact with the young master. She looked at the sheriff behind the young master, her eyes full of desire to win favor.

"We all need to look forward. Although Shiro is dead, the ceremony to select a new Shiro is about to begin. We can't always be negative!"

Xiao Xia covered her nose when she said this: "Young Master, why are you so sour? Is it because there is no umbrella when it rains acid? The sheriff didn't get wet at all. How selfish!"

"That's not the case." Qin Jiandan defended Mu Yue, "I got into this situation just to save someone. I'm going to take a shower now. You and Fengjian will entertain Mu Yue for me."

Mu Yue shook her head and said, "No need for a special reception. Just find a quiet room and let me handle some business with the recording device."

Xiao Xia showed a sinister smile from an angle that Mu Yue couldn't see: "Now I have somewhere to give away the expired snacks at home..."

The place where Fengjian took Qin Jiandan was a relatively narrow Japanese-style bathhouse. During the water pollution incident, in order to save water, several of them had squeezed together to take a bath.

Qin Jiandan wanted to invite Mu Yue to take a bath together, but Mu Yue said that she had taken a bath last night and was not exposed to acid rain today, so there was no need to take a bath again.

Qin Jiandan took off his wet clothes in the locker room, asked the servants to take them away and wash them with an ultrasonic cleaner, then walked into the depths of the bathhouse alone.

Steam rose from the surface of the pool, and the air was filled with a slight smell of sulfur. The temperature of the hot water was just right, neither scalding nor cold. Qin Jiandan slowly sank into the water, feeling the warm and comfortable feeling spreading up.

Qin Jiandan had just been immersed in this small world of steam, water sounds, sulfur smell and warmth, when he heard some movement in the locker room.

"Hmm? The footsteps don't sound like Mu Yue's size. Could it be Xiao Xia trying to cause trouble?"

"Excuse me, can I come in?"

Kazama Hotaru gently pushed open the composite wooden door of the Japanese bathhouse. Her navy blue one-piece swimsuit outlined her slender figure, which was both traditional and playful. She took off her usual glasses and held a towel in her hand, which swayed slightly with her light steps.

Being watched by Qin Jiandan who was sitting in the pool, Feng Jian had no shyness at all, but was confident:
"I was splashed with some acid rain while handling the funeral. Taking a bath with the young master will help save water. After all, second-class water is not free. In addition, I can report to the young master while taking a bath."

Fengjian's reason was irrefutable, so Qin Jiandan had to agree to let her enter the pool.

This small world of steam, water sounds, sulfur smell and warmth is now mixed with the faint, almost imperceptible fragrance of Loli...

(End of this chapter)