It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 395 [044] Potato Thief

Xiao Xia asked Zhu Shengzhi for the licensing fee for "Ninja Soda", but a strangely dressed man came over:

"Hello, brothers and sisters! I am a missionary from the Furui sect. I came here today to share with you some messages about harmonious coexistence, love and acceptance."

This missionary is clearly a human being, but he wears furry rabbit ears (longer than Ding Ling's ears) and thick bear-paw gloves. He looks more like a promotional puppet at the entrance of a shopping mall than a missionary.

Ignoring the threatening looks from Zhu Shengzhi and Xiao Xia, the missionary happily preached:
“Whether we are human or Furui, we are all children of Mother Earth and have the right to enjoy this world. In our belief, Furui are part of nature and they have intuition and innocence that humans do not have.”

“By learning and respecting the Forui way of life, humans can better live in harmony with nature and regain the balance we have lost. We will hold prayer meetings on full moon nights so that humans and Forui can share each other’s stories and experiences and enhance mutual understanding.”

Qin Jiandan complained: "Holding a gathering on a full moon night, this was the werewolf's idea, right?"

Zhu Shengzhi spat on the ground and said, "I think Chen Tom is quite popular with Furuikong. Why don't we set up a special soldier rating system there and divide it into animal-level cadres and deputy animal-level cadres?"

The missionary was still talking, and Zhu Shengzhi shouted, "There's no end to this kind of people. Yan Cangye, kick him!"

Yan Cangye hadn't made a move yet, but Vale, who had been run away by the smelly socks, came back first. She wasn't surprised to see the strangely dressed missionary:

"Oh, it's you again? If I go to the Furui sect and become a saint, and help you cheat...help you make money, how much commission can I get in a month?"

Before the missionary could answer, he was punched in the chest, and lost his balance because of the cumbersome rabbit ears and bear paw gloves. He fell to the ground groaning, and the person who knocked him down was a bald man with simple clothes and no scars on his head.

The bald man shouted, "You evil cultists are so bold! How dare you speak nonsense in front of the young master of the Night Dragon Society? A true religion should be like us!"

Next, the bald man put his hands together and introduced himself to Qin Jiandan righteously:

"We are a new sect in Huanshi City. We are the shortcut to perfection and the only way to enlightenment. We are the legendary - the Excretion Wisdom Enlightenment Sect!"

Xiao Xia almost dropped her jaw in shock: "What is Zhiwu Sect?"

The bald man sighed as if he was disappointed with Xiao Xia, and said to her, "Girl, you have to understand that healthy feces come from a healthy anus."

Next, the bald man began to preach the essence of his sect vigorously, and kicked the missionary Fury on the ground from time to time to prevent him from standing up and stealing his business.

"Everyone, excretion is an inevitable process of life. It represents the cycle of life and the laws of nature. People should draw wisdom from excretion and understand the true meaning of the world!"

"Excretion is the purification and detoxification of the body, representing the ability to remove distracting thoughts and negative emotions. People should purify their minds through excretion and achieve inner peace and purity!"

"By learning from excretion, people can experience the cycle of life, realize the preciousness and brevity of life, and thus cherish the present more and be grateful for every moment of life!"

Xiao Xia couldn't help laughing. She said to Zhu Shengzhi, "Brother Shengzhi, you should join this religion. Maybe it can cure your hemorrhoids!"

Everyone present knew that the person on the other side was an idiot, except Ding Ling, who was preparing to conduct an emergency interview out of curiosity.

Seeing the rabbit reporter holding out the recorder, the bald man was very proud and continued:
"The Furui sect only holds rituals when the moon is full, but we are different. We can perform excretion rituals many times a day. We excrete during meditation and meditate during excretion."

"May the Excretion Wisdom Enlightenment Sect bring you more wisdom and enlightenment, purification and peace, and allow people to gain more spiritual baptism on the road to excretion! Excretion Gate!"

This time, without Zhu Shengzhi's order, Yan Cangye went up to beat the guy himself. Silang, Wulang and Walei also stepped forward.

The bald man was beaten black and blue, and the missionary Furui, who was lying next to him, secretly praised him. The bald man shouted for mercy:

"Furi girl! Husky girl! Please show some mercy! I can make you the Saint of our Excretion Zhiwu Sect!"

"Get lost! I'm an electric baton dog, not a toilet dog!"

While Vale was cursing, he became even more ruthless...

After driving away the guys from the Furui sect and the Excretion Zhiwu sect, the peasants had not had a moment of peace yet, as another guard came to report that the peasants had captured a spy from the Nian Society.

Qin Jiandan thought that this was a false alarm like Ding Ling's, but when the guards brought the spy up, it turned out to be a Westerner's face. Under the worker's uniform that the young man used as a disguise, he was also wearing the double-headed eagle emblem of the Nyan Society.

When he was brought before the young master of the Night Dragon Society, the young man was unwilling to accept and glared at the other side with hatred.

Qin Jiandan said, "You are really brave. You dare to come to the Yelonghui headquarters to spy on military intelligence. Tell me! What are you doing here?"

Before the spy opened his mouth, Zhu Shengzhi and Xiao Xia hurriedly hid behind Qin Jiandan. The two people with a strong sense of crisis fought for position. Zhu Shengzhi was kicked by the female ninja and screamed in pain.

Yan Cangye felt very strange and asked the team leader what happened. Zhu Shengzhi said:

"This person dares to come to such a dangerous place. He might have some special abilities and will rush over to die with us! Only the young master is bulletproof!"

After kicking Zhu Shengzhi away, Xiao Xia occupied the young master's back alone, and even pulled his eyelids and made faces to anger Zhu Shengzhi. At this time, the peasant who caught the Ni'an Society spy also walked nearby and said:
"This guy ran to the Special Zone to steal potatoes from the fields and triggered the sentinel thorn vines, which is why we caught him. How dare he come to the Night Dragon Society headquarters to steal things? He is so bold!"

The guards also cursed: "I am so tired of living! I didn't expect that Ni'an would be so poor that he couldn't afford to eat!"

The young man from the Nian Society showed a fierce expression and said:
"The Nean Society is not unable to afford food. This is a form of internal training for soldiers in the Nean Society. It tests their abilities and loyalty by performing high-risk missions! Now that you have captured me, do as you please. If I show even a hint of fear, I would not be considered a true warrior!"

People around were in an uproar.

"Is their training to see who can steal the most potatoes from our fields without being seen?"

"People in East City are better at farming. The potatoes in East City are bigger than those in West City. Is this how Nian judges whether the potatoes are from East City?"

"This is too much of a joke! Does the Nian Society also have similar warrior ratings? If warriors want to get a higher level, they have to prove that they have the ability to steal potatoes from the Night Dragon Society headquarters?"

"If our fighters want to get high ratings, they won't have to go to the Nian Society headquarters and steal potatoes, right?"

To set the record straight, Qin Jiandan immediately announced: "The Night Dragon Society is different from the Nian Society. We will never give out such a high-risk, low-reward SB mission! Warrior rating is a serious matter, stealing potatoes is simply a joke!"

Then he ordered the guards: "Detain this guy. He may be useful in exchanging hostages later."

After thinking about it again, he felt that Xiao Xia and Zhu Shengzhi's concerns were justified. They must be on guard against the possibility that he possessed special abilities and might lurk around and cause sabotage.

"Hmm... he seems to be pretty good looking. Then let's send him back to headquarters and lock him up with the eldest brother!"

The eldest senior brother is a martial arts master of great skill, and ordinary supernatural powers cannot break his defense at all, so Qin Jiandan feels relieved.

Now the members of the Nian Society were worried. He who had just been stubborn changed his expression:

"Big Brother? Could he be the pantsless man who attacked the Olive Team leader, George Kennedy?"

Qin Jiandan smiled and touched his chin: "Well, the Ni'an Society did give the eldest brother the nickname of the Pantsless Man... You should serve him well."

"Help, help!" The member of the Nian Society suddenly collapsed emotionally, shaking all over and crying.

"I was wrong! You can leave me here to help the farmers grow potatoes! Don't hand me over to that perverted senior brother! Help! Help..."

He was dragged away by the guards wailing.

Judging from his performance, Qin Jiandan felt that this man was just a soldier, not a supernatural power user. So he left him to Senior Brother Kuaile to take care of him.

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Xiaoxia, Zhu Shengzhi and others each had their own work, and after Qin Jiandan had lunch with them at the market, he told them to go back to their respective groups. Xiaoxia was quite reluctant, but there was nothing she could do.

Qin Jiandan and Walei stayed in the market for a while and received great news: the sheriff drove to the outer city again!
This time the sheriff was accompanied by Grandma Qianxing. They parked the police car at the front door of Yelonghui and walked to the back door. In just a few steps they reached the bustling Special Zone Market.

Granny Qianxing walked in front. This super short elderly cat girl was still wearing a solid striped kendo uniform with a big red bow on the back, two swords hanging from her waist, and wooden clogs on her feet.

Qin Jiandan knew that one of the two swords was a specially purchased "Red Blade Crystal Energy Sword". In the hands of a master like Grandma Qianxing, it was a terrifying existence that could destroy the defense of the Steel Armor Breathing Method.

While Vale was still eating a burrito at an open-air stall, Grandma Qianxing pulled out the "spirit infusion stick" from her silk belt, jumped high, and hit the dog on the head with the stick.

"You lazy dog! I am the nominal captain of the assault team. You, the deputy captain, have been absent from work for so long. Do you want me to do all the work for you? Get back here now!"

Vale's eyes immediately became blurred, not because he was beaten, but because he was so moved that he shed tears.

"Great! After being exiled for so long, I can finally go down the steps of the mother-in-law and return to the inner city to absorb the 'Mu Yue energy'! I am almost dying without Mu Yue to absorb it!"

In the bustling Special Zone market, Sheriff Mu Yue's figure is particularly eye-catching.

Wearing the iconic police hat, she could not hide her smooth black hair pouring out from under the brim. The dark blue uniform not only showed her authority, but also highlighted her unquestionable professional temperament, which was in sharp contrast with her fair skin.

The police trousers fit the body perfectly. As you move, the high-grade fabric follows the curve of the leg, showing a slim and fit figure.

Her fingers are slender and graceful, and every movement reveals elegance and strength. Whether she is stroking the brim of her hat or adjusting the equipment around her waist, every subtle movement seems so confident and measured. Those hands can definitely hold all kinds of police equipment steadily and eliminate criminals completely.

When she walked into the market, her expression was as cold as ice, and her eyes revealed a seriousness that could not be ignored. Even in such a relaxed occasion, she did not let down her guard, and her sharp eyes swept through every corner, as if looking for possible illegal behavior.

Qin Jiandan and Walei swallowed at the same time.

(End of this chapter)