It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 359 [008] Maid News Report
Mu Yue felt that the extra exercise in the morning was too reckless, so she asked Qin Jiandan to promise not to use time overwrite on her like that again.

After Qin Jiandan left, Mu Yue took another shower before going to work at the police department to avoid being discovered by the sensitive sense of smell of Walei.

Back at the Yelonghui headquarters, Qin Jiandan ran into Cuihua, who was on her way. She had been ordered to buy Ni Ge and had successfully completed the mission.

"Master, this is the guild's bank card, and this is the invoice the Fairy Group issued to me. Next time you have such good things, give it to me!"

Qin Jiandan took a look at the invoice - the face value of the invoice was quite formal. After the Fairy Group had been paying for Ni Ge for 20 years, they finally realized that they were losing money and started selling Ni Ge to make up for their losses.

"Eh? Why did you buy four? One more than I wanted?"

Cuihua said proudly: "The fourth one didn't cost me anything. I told the fairies that they were so beautiful that a big boss from a company would come and marry them in the future. They were very happy and gave me an extra one!"

Qin Jiandan praised Cuihua for her business skills, and Cuihua left satisfied. From then on, for three days, she would randomly catch a guard or employee in the headquarters and boast that she was a business genius.

On the one hand, Cuihua is familiar with the fairies' thinking. On the other hand, Qin Jiandan thinks that the fairy group gave Ni Ge more because Ni Ge's sales in West City, which is managed by the Nian Society, are better. It was not easy for the Night Dragon Society headquarters to send people to buy him, so he might as well do him a favor and help with sales.

Cuihua said that the four men were escorted by Hu Chi and sent to Ouyang Suixing's cell last night. Qin Jiandan decided to ask the eldest brother later if he was satisfied, so as to avoid seeing a blinding scene.

Xiao Xia and Feng Jian, who had been under house arrest at the headquarters for a long time, were finally able to return to the Falling Cherry Group after Qin Jiandan persuaded their master. Xiao Xia's newly erupted wisdom tooth was slightly relieved after being treated by Doctor Li.

Xiao Xia, who still had trouble speaking, did not say goodbye to Qin Jiandan in person, but wrote a note.

After Qin Jiandan returned to the guard room, he saw a pentagonal ninja dart placed next to the phone on the bedside table, serving as a paperweight for notes.

"I will take good care of my teeth so that I can eat the good things the young master gives me!"

Sign off with a simple smiley face.

Qin Jiandan ignored the "bad" part of Xiao Xia's message. Instead, he remembered that he had enjoyed fresh ingredients in the sky restaurant last night, and felt sorry for Linlin.

A hacker like Linlin can't even go sightseeing in the inner city. If she's caught by the company, she'll be shot on the spot. I can only wait for the Edge Ecological Tower to be built and use my own sky restaurant to entertain my sister!
Linlin, who follows the "Da Vinci Resting Method", is taking time out to take a nap. Qin Jiandan did not disturb her and meditated in the guard room alone.

Qin Jiandan felt a little guilty towards his master because he had practiced less recently. Through breathing exercises, Qin Jiandan guided the inner qi and yin and yang to converge and dredge the meridians, while purifying the toxins in the body, especially the ubiquitous ash toxins of the burning element.

The biggest advantage of martial artists over psychics is that they can use internal energy to clear toxins. Although there is no clear data, the probability of martial artists dying from phlogiston disease is indeed lower.

This is why Master hates the "Kung Fu Jar". The Kung Fu Jar only teaches the user fixed moves and creates quick-learning martial artists who do not understand the inner strength. In the long run, it will definitely do more harm than good.

"Young Master, today's Ringstone City Daily has been delivered."

Wangyou walked to the bed with the newspaper in his hand, and then stood quietly aside, as if quietly observing the young master's calm face while he was meditating.

The only sound left in the guard room was Qin Jiandan's steady breathing. The threat level of the man with his eyes closed and breathing reduced dramatically, as if he had also become younger. An indescribable emotion surged in the maid's heart.

"Would you like me to read you some important news?"

Qin Jiandan did not assign the maids the responsibility of reading the news, but it was good to save time. Qin Jiandan decided to try meditating while listening to the news.

"You read it. Read the important ones, don't read jokes that will ruin my performance."

The corners of Wangyou's mouth slightly raised, forming an imperceptible arc. She quickly stood near the bed, unfolded the newspaper with both hands, and began to read in a gentle voice:
"Headline: The Ring of Confinement was widely welcomed by the public upon its launch, greatly reducing the crime rate in the inner city..."

Qin Jiandan smiled bitterly: "There's no need to read this kind of official documents. What's the social news?"

Because Qin Jiandan closed his eyes, Wangyou had the illusion that he had the initiative in his hands:

"Social News - Mr. Wu Wei, a famous food critic, is dissatisfied with the increasingly crude cuisine in Huanshi City. He proposed that culinary reforms are urgent and that simply ensuring the freshness of ingredients is far from enough..."

Qin Jiandan frowned: "Change another one."

Wangyou tried his best to suppress the joy on his face:
"Mr. Liu Mengxiang, the CEO of 'Mengxiang Computer' who lives in the Seahu District, recently made a public statement, calling on Qin Jiandan of the Night Dragon Society to take the initiative to go to the 'Skill Scanning Institute' to demonstrate the secrets of the Steel Armor Breathing Method. He guaranteed that this action would reduce the company's suspicion of the Night Dragon Society and achieve mutual trust and mutual benefit for both parties."

Qin Jiandan cursed, "Bullshit! Liu Mengxiang is just a second-hand dealer selling low-quality video recorders! The Steel Armor Breathing Technique is the secret of the Night Dragon Society. Isn't it crazy to take the initiative to scan the company?"

The entrance exam to Huanshicheng Polytechnic University is almost the only way for the poor in the outer city to change their fate. However, paper exam textbooks cost thousands of yuan, and the poor cannot afford them. Printed pirated textbooks will be destroyed by the company, making the "Mengxiang" recorder almost the only acceptable option.

Computers in Huanshi City are controlled goods and cannot be purchased by the general public, so the main business of "Mengxiang Computer" is actually selling civilian video recorders. Video recorders are similar to electronic paper readers, but Mengxiang video recorders are even inferior. It is said that the main components are electronic waste discarded in the inner city, and can only be connected to the company's designated "education network" intermittently to read textbooks.

Wangyou read a few more pieces of news. Every time she heard Qin Jiandan cursing, she felt unexpectedly satisfied, as if she was in control of the young master's joys and sorrows.

"Here's a little beauty tip - don't put on a bio-bandage right after having double eyelid surgery."

Nonsense! Biochemical bandages can not only stop bleeding quickly, but also accelerate wound healing at the nano level, and can treat minor injuries other than limb loss without leaving any scars! If you apply a biochemical bandage after double eyelid surgery, won’t it turn you back to single eyelids?
Qin Jiandan did tell Wangyou not to tell jokes, but this little trick is not a joke but worse than a joke. Wangyou continued to tell:

"Scientists have invented a new type of protective gear that can prevent the lower body from being burned by splashing hot oil during cooking. This is great news for all nude cooking enthusiasts..."

What a lousy invention! What a lousy scientist! The food critic who called for a culinary revolution, why don’t you come over and take care of this culinary counter-revolution!

Qin Jiandan's meditation and breathing regulation were on the verge of collapse, but she became more and more addicted to Wangyou. It seemed that this act of deliberately making the young master laugh was a brief escape from her own role and status.

"Another ad: 'Negative ion magnetic sanitary napkins' are on sale. They contain high-tech chips that can help users overcome fatigue instantly and are also very effective in treating prostatitis."

"You wrote this ad, didn't you?"

Qin Jiandan opened his eyes, snatched the newspaper from Wangyou's hand, and took a look at it——

There really is one! As long as you pay, the Ringstone Daily will publish any crappy advertisement, right?

"Even if you didn't make it up, you shouldn't deliberately read out these ridiculous news, right?"

Wangyou's chest rose and fell slightly, but his expression had returned to his usual calm and self-possession:
"I don't think these news are funny. Maybe it's because you have a very low sense of humor, young master?"

Qin Jiandan decided not to get entangled with Wangyou. He waved his hand and asked the maid to leave.

As a result, Wangyou walked straight ahead and when he was about to leave, his footsteps bumped into the vase placed on the wall.

With a "bang", the ornament with the lotus pattern fell to the ground and broke into pieces.

"I'm sorry." The maid apologized immediately. She lowered her head, her hands nervously wrung together, but there was a hint of expectation in her eyes.

This vase was made by Aunt He and her staff when they were free. It was crudely made and could not be sold anyway, so they gave it to Qin Jiandan, Linlin and others. Although it is not valuable, it should not be damaged intentionally!

Although he guessed Wangyou's true intention, Qin Jiandan still turned cold:

"When did you start walking in an S shape? You can't bump into the vase if you walk in a straight line."

Wangyou's shoulders were shaking slightly, but not necessarily out of fear. Her expression was quite subtle:

"I was wrong. If it was at the Ding family, I would definitely be severely punished for being so rude."

"That's right." Qin Jiandan said, "Are you waiting for the New Year without punishing a clumsy maid like you?"

Wangyou's face turned pale, but her eyes seemed to sparkle with joy, and she intertwined her fingers and twisted them:

"I have failed in my duty so much that I will not complain even if I receive a heavy punishment..."

"Huh? You still dare to complain? I'll deduct two days' salary from you."

"..."

The maid was very surprised, just like she was playing Tetris, and suddenly twenty-eight constellations jumped out from the screen, and each of them gave her a big bibimbap.

"Master, you are going too far! You want me to take off my clothes or you will deduct my salary?"

"Who said anything about deducting your salary? You broke the vase on purpose, you want a harsh punishment!"

Wangyou's face finally flushed like the afterglow of the setting sun, and she subconsciously tucked her soft gray hair behind her ears:

"No, I had to do this to keep my salary!"

"What are you quarreling about? What's broken?"

Linlin, sleepy-eyed, finally came to the guard room. The maid almost threw herself on the bed, but she paused and had to turn back forcibly.

"Ms. Linlin, I'm sorry to wake you up." Wangyou lowered his eyes and placed his hands naturally in front of his apron. He tried his best to dispel the excitement in his heart and pretended to be a completely innocent victim.

"The young master... tried to force me, and when I dodged, I broke the vase..."

"Really?" Linlin smiled. "I eavesdropped at the door for a few minutes before I came in. It's obviously you who felt too lonely!"

(End of this chapter)