Chapter 342 [098] Angel, save my teeth!
Qin Jiandan turned his head and listened again: "You said this is Sister Yongzhong's voice? Why does it sound different from before?"

Chen Tom looked around and confirmed that there were no strangers around, then he whispered to Qin Jiandan:

"Young Master, everyone in the Shengzhi Group is very perverted, especially the seven department managers. They found out that Zhu Shengzhi was not dead and they could not take over, so they had to take it out on Sister Yongzhong. It is said that they are working on a way to play by removing the limbs..."

The puppet's body will not die even if its limbs are removed, but Qin Jiandan still thinks that the Shengzhi Group is not upright at the top and will be crooked at the bottom.

"Why, does the young master like to play with human sticks..."

"I'm not that bloody and violent, okay? I have something urgent to do and need to go back to the sheriff. You stay here and don't let any more magical professors or magic instructors in!"

Chen Tom nodded repeatedly. Seeing that Qin Jiandan looked very anxious, he did not immediately hand over the evidence photos in his collection.

The young master is going back to the sheriff now. If he is exposed again with the photos, won't it be my responsibility? I can't eat the chicken bones when eating chicken. When the opportunity is right, it is safest to destroy it in front of the young master. I am so smart!
At this time, a guard came over with a wronged look on his face, with a ninja cat claw stuck on his head, still spewing blood.

"What the hell are you doing?" Chen Tom's eyes widened. "Is this an enemy attack?"

The guard said, "No, it was the cat claw that Team Leader Xiao Xia used to climb the stairs. For some reason it fell and hit me on the head..."

Qin Jiandan climbed the stairs again and again, using the exercise of his lower limbs to calm himself down.

Sister Yongzhong can’t do it. Not to mention whether she can get over the hurdle in her heart, it is not even known whether the robot doll can meet the prerequisites for dual cultivation.

Although Xiao Xia can make a furnace, and Valei is very nice, if I explain the situation to her, she might be willing to help me secretly in the bathroom. But it would be terrible if Mu Yue found out.

There are many shortcuts in this world, but there is only one right way!
When I returned to the door of Zhu Shengzhi's office, I saw Grandma Qianxing, who was in charge of guarding the office, picking up the octopus tentacles on the ground with a knife.

"Oh, isn't this the young master?" The cat-shaped Furui said sarcastically, "Just now I heard that there was chaos inside the door, so I didn't rush in to cause trouble. I heard that you are now a grandmaster of dual cultivation, and have made up for the lack of dual cultivation in your master's lifetime?"

Qin Jiandan rolled her eyes and said, "Mother-in-law, are you jealous when you say that? Are you jealous that you can't become my master's dual cultivation partner?"

"What did you say, kid!" Grandma Qianxing was touched in the sore spot and pulled out the other knife from her waist. Qin Jiandan ignored the old lady and went straight into the office.

Qin Jiandan returned unharmed, and Mu Yue, Wa Lei, and Xiao Xia in the office were not surprised. Wa Lei arranged Mu Yue, who had difficulty walking in high heels, to sit on the dragon chair behind the presidential desk, and even helped massage her shoulders from behind, with such dignity that it seemed as if Mu Yue was the queen of a certain dynasty.

It was only now that Xiao Xia realized that the cat claws she used to climb stairs were missing, which was why she had to hold a kunai when facing the magical professor just now.

It seems that... when I used the Phantom Substitution Technique, I didn't correctly identify the cat's paw as a part of myself, so it fell outside the window? Fufufufu, my forgetful personality is really cute!
As soon as Qin Jiandan entered the room, he walked straight towards Mu Yue behind the desk with such momentum that people who didn't know him would even think he was here to commit domestic violence.

"Mu Yue, I want to practice dual cultivation with you!"

"what?"

Qin Jiandan was as straightforward as Ah Q saying to Wu Ma "I want to sleep with you". Mu Yue really couldn't understand where he got the nerve to do that.

"You're not trying to say that you need to practice dual cultivation to recover your strength every time you finish a battle? Why do you think I will agree to that now?"

"You don't need to agree." Qin Jiandan said as he lay sideways on the desk with his eyes closed, as if he was a piece of meat on a chopping board.

"The high-dimensional time devourer has never let me go, and now the flying dragon dark pattern hurts again. But I am determined to never do anything wrong to make my wife angry again - so now I am ready to die in pain, or be eaten by the time devourer in front of you! I mean what I say!"

Half of it was real pain, and half of it was just acting. Qin Jiandan closed his eyes and frowned, with beads of sweat the size of beans sliding down his forehead.

Senior Brother Huchi couldn’t find a girlfriend because he was too ugly, so he once studied a strange book called “How to Brainwash Girls”. Qin Jiandan sneaked a peek at two pages, which said: If a man doesn’t dress up as a majestic lion, he must dress up as a poor puppy that has been drenched in the rain.

Women generally like small animals and babies more than men, and the reason is oxytocin! Anyway, I am the poor puppy now. Can you bear not to give dog food to the puppy who made mistakes?

Compared with Qin Jiandan's little thoughts, Mu Yue used the super vision of the artificial eye to observe carefully and found that the flying dragon pattern on Qin Jiandan's right arm was indeed spasming slightly, and the surrounding thermal imaging view also had strange temperature change disturbances.

The Time Devourer's entanglement doesn't seem to be a lie...

People's clothing will affect their personality. If they dress neatly and properly, they will become cautious. If they dress casually and comfortably, they will like freedom. If they dress fashionably and avant-garde, they will pursue individuality. If they wear a short skirt, they will become a sissy...

If Mu Yue was wearing her usual police uniform, she would have fired a volley of bullets at Qin Jiandan to vent her anger at this moment.

However, today, in order to attend the funeral, she wore a noble and elegant black dress. Due to the shattered windows caused by the battle, a cool breeze blew into the room, causing the girl's skirt to sway gently, blending with her long hair behind her, as if dancing black satin. Mu Yue's pair of jade hands gently held the armrests of the chair, her slender fingers graceful and capable, and her high heels outlined a perfect curve on her slender legs. Although she was a little clumsy when walking because she was not used to it, it highlighted her cuteness.

Qin Jiandan lay flat on the table, looking pitiful as if he was lying down with his eyes closed, waiting to die. Although Mu Yue thought he was stupid, a trace of pity also arose in her heart.

After all, in addition to "selling smiles" and "selling cuteness" in this world, there is also "selling stupidity". It doesn't matter what you are selling, what matters is that someone buys it.

Mu Yue snorted inaudibly and said, "If you don't practice dual cultivation, you will die, so why are you obsessed with me? Xiao Xia is right here, just be with her, I can avoid you."

Xiao Xia couldn't tell that Mu Yue was speaking in a sarcastic way, and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay! If you don't even want to save your life when it's hanging by a thread, what kind of couple are you! Unlike me, I am ready to sacrifice myself for you at any time!"

Qin Jiandan's face was covered with cold sweat, but he closed his eyes and said firmly: "I am only with Mu Yue today! If you want to die, then die. Xiao Xia, get out of here!"

Seeing Qin Jiandan showing off his leadership, Xiao Xia left the room in dismay. Before leaving, she said through the crack in the door, "I'll be waiting outside. Call me if you can't help it!"

Qin Jiandan did not rush Xiao Xia just because she left. He silently endured the pain of the flying dragon dark pattern, clenching and opening his fists repeatedly, looking stubborn as if he was going to die in front of Mu Yue.

Mu Yue felt a little soft-hearted, but she didn't want to show it obviously. She asked Vale who was massaging her behind her:
"How do you think Qin Jiandan should be punished?"

Vale clenched her fist with one hand and made a "keep working hard" gesture: "For this kind of crime, the woman should be on top until the pelvis is shattered!"

Qin Jiandan secretly glared at Walei, meaning: "Stop making trouble. Do you think you have no guilt? When Mu Yue finds you, you will kneel down even more swiftly than I do!"

"Ware, you go out first and guard the door. Don't let anyone in."

Mu Yue gave the order in a calm tone, and after hearing it, Valei immediately walked out the door with a smile on his face, and even winked at Qin Jiandan before leaving.

Qin Jiandan closed his eyes and did not see anything. Later, in the silence, Qin Jiandan felt a soft hand covering his abdomen.

"If this is the only way to avoid death, I can save you."

Mu Yue's words seemed to dissolve in the night breeze.

"But you have to prove to me whether it is true that 'if you don't practice dual cultivation, you will die'. You have to be as patient as possible. If you really can't bear it any longer, I will allow you to 'use' me. But this doesn't mean that I forgive you. I may even hate you even more because of it."

As if unintentionally, the girl's fingertips went around Qin Jiandan's vest and gently brushed the six-pack abs under the black tights.

It's as hot as freshly baked bread, and the feeling of the bumps and grooves is a bit addictive.

Rowing back and forth, Mu Yue had no idea what he was doing and just didn't want to think.

Qin Jiandan listened to Mu Yue's request and immediately began to suppress the anger in his heart, not wanting to force Mu Yue to push him down and make her hate him. Strangely enough, the pain from the flying dragon pattern on his arm was somewhat alleviated.

No way, no way, there is no need for dual cultivation, can massage alone be effective? Although there is no exhilarating feeling, this kind of comfort, this kind of relaxation and tranquility really makes people feel extremely warm, at ease and happy!

Could it be that Master himself has never practiced dual cultivation before, so his judgment on the dual cultivation theory of Steel Armor Breathing Method is wrong?
The essence of dual cultivation is to make one feel happy, to achieve harmony in life, or to achieve a comfortable harbor for the soul! I don't know about other techniques, but dual cultivation of the steel armor breathing technique doesn't necessarily require knocking down girls!

Master, you have caused me so much trouble! If I had known earlier, I would not have pushed Wangyou down. Maybe I could have just let Linlin give me a shoulder massage!
"Why, hasn't the High-Dimensional Time Devourer bitten through your skin yet?" Mu Yue stopped moving her fingertips. "I see that the thermal disturbance near the flying dragon pattern has become lighter. Your theory of 'you will die if you don't practice dual cultivation' is about to be disproven."

"Don't stop!" Qin Jiandan suddenly said, "I found that when I'm with my loved one, just touching with my fingertips is very effective! Keep touching my belly!"

Hearing this, Mu Yue withdrew her fingers, her face slightly red, and she flicked her fingertips in disdain as if they were just stained with mud:

"You, you even look at belly touching from the perspective of Seqin? You don't mean to say that breathing the air in the room with a girl is also considered dual cultivation, right?"

"Not everyone can do it!" Qin Jiandan said anxiously, "Only you can do it! Didn't the magical professor just say that you are the angel in my mind, so the effect is so good! Hurry up and keep rubbing my belly or I'm going to die!"

Qin Jiandan's words were half true and half false. After Mu Yue stopped, she found that the thermal disturbance of the flying dragon dark pattern became intense again, so she had to put her hand back.

Humph, just think of it as petting a cat or a dog!

(End of this chapter)

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