It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?
Chapter 276 [032] The stinking devil's cave makes anyone cry
Chapter 276 [032] The stinking devil's cave makes anyone cry
This was the first time that Qin Jiandan appeared outside the headquarters after changing into a 15-year-old. Even though he was wearing the optical camouflage sunglasses given by Linlin and the height-increasing shoes given by Aunt He, he was still a little worried about being exposed.
Logically speaking, the bandits controlled the nearby grocery store, so it would be enough for Hu Chi to send a few guards to deal with it, but Qin Jiandan finally decided to take action himself.
First of all, it is said that these bandits are low-level members of Zhu Shengzhi's team, so try not to let his men kill each other.
Secondly, the gangsters’ demand was for Linlin to stop producing and selling “spray sock cans”. Qin Jiandan was unwilling to stand idly by when it came to his sister’s affairs.
"Young Master, there is no need for you to take action. Let me take care of Zhu Shengzhi's minions for you! I will definitely beat them up!"
Xiao Xia, who has managed to act together with the young master, is ready to go. She becomes stronger when facing a weak opponent and can be called a killer of small foe.
The camouflage sunglasses and insoles were quite effective. Acquaintances met on the street greeted Qin Jiandan one after another and did not realize that Qin Jiandan looked five years younger than before.
"Thank you for your hard work, young master, for coming to patrol the streets in person."
"Thank you for your hard work, Team Leader Xiao Xia. The security here is better than that in the inner city. It's all thanks to the Night Dragon Society!"
Qin Jiandan doesn't think that the security in District 3 is worse than that in the inner city. Isn't there a grocery store hijacking case happening right before your eyes? If you have time to flatter me, why don't you go and do something brave and righteous!
Today was a nice day with bright sunshine and no sign of acid rain. However, as soon as I walked to the block of the target grocery store, I felt a gust of cold wind. Neighbors and neighbors fled the place with their mouths and noses covered and tears in their eyes.
Qin Jiandan took a slight sniff, and the receptor cells in his nasal cavity immediately felt a tingling sensation.
Xiao Xia frowned and fanned the air in front of her nose:
"Oh my, what's that smell? It stinks!"
To be honest, Qin Jiandan still misses this smell. At that time, he and Linlin were living on the streets, with no food to eat and no regular bathing. Linlin also liked to wear wear-resistant insulated engineer boots, which would more or less produce a little foot odor.
It was because of her past experience that Linlin came up with the idea of developing "spray socks" that absorb sweat and remove odors. The once dirty sister has now become very fond of hygiene.
But what exactly is the thick gas that gushes out of the half-open door of the grocery store? How is this stench that makes people's brains numb, their retinas burn, and even their souls tremble produced? Does the odor of beautiful girls' feet compressed ten billion times still have anything to do with beautiful girls?
"Ahem, ahem, young master, I, I can't do it anymore, I can't go on..."
Xiaoxia pulled the mesh shirt up to her neck and used it as a ninja mask, but it still couldn't filter out the sour stench that was almost condensed in the air. She gave up in tears.
"This is definitely not something you can bear. Stand back and guard the rear. I'll be back soon."
Qin Jiandan gave himself an injection of liquid oxygen, extending the continuous use time of the Steel Armor Breathing Method to 10 minutes.
This was the equipment that was needed to kill all 20 cowboys in the underground mine, but Qin Jiandan used it just to resist the odor of his feet.
When using the Steel Armor Breathing Technique, one cannot breathe and conceptually defends against damage. This gave Qin Jiandan the ability and courage to approach the smelly grocery store step by step.
But the air was still filled with a warm feeling like expired cheese, heavy and sticky, sour and salty. Even pausing your breath could not completely prevent the odor molecules from entering your nasal cavity.
"You bastards! Is there no normal person among Zhu Shengzhi's men? Are you against Linlin's spray socks just to make this stench last forever and bring disaster to the world?" Qin Jiandan pushed open the half-open door and looked down at the chaotic scene in the narrow grocery store -
Between the two rows of stacked goods, a middle-aged shop owner wearing half-worn clothes was knocked to the ground. Even after fainting, he still did not let go of a large plastic box beside him.
There were only two gangsters, and they looked like perverted fat otakus. They didn't notice Qin Jiandan coming in, and they turned a deaf ear to Qin Jiandan's curses. They were focused on dividing up the indescribable things in the plastic box.
"Hahaha! An unexpected gain, an unexpected gain! The owner actually collected so many old stockings! They are all our brothers'!"
The fat guy with pockmarks on his face had drool dripping from the corners of his mouth. He tied a pair of stockings on his forehead, as if it was a symbol of the "Stinky Feet Cult".
"This grocery store doesn't look impressive from the outside, but it actually has so many good stuff! Look at this one! This is a pair of stinky knee-high socks that haven't been changed for at least a month! Ah~ so rich! My soul is soaked with sweat!"
The fat guy with rosacea next to him also had his head tied with stockings. He put his face on the knee-high socks and sucked them hard as if no one was around. This scene caused double damage to Qin Jiandan's sense of smell and spirit.
Damn, aren't you afraid of a fungal lung infection? Although I don't hate the feet of beautiful girls, can I really tolerate such a strong and corrosive foot odor?
"Wahahaha! There's such a treasure! This thick pair of pantyhose is full of the mellow scent of sweat. Feeling it against my face is like being stepped on by a beautiful girl! My skin is about to melt!"
You must have been melted physically! I have to frown even when I use the steel armor breathing method. You will soon sacrifice yourself for your hobby!
"Brother, look at me! The pantyhose I found is different from yours. It has an exit for the tail at the back. It obviously belongs to a beast girl! As expected of a Furui, she secretes more than ordinary beautiful girls. The stinky juice is rich in fermentation enzymes and even condensed crystal salts. It is simply the best in the world!"
"Great, great! We came here just to get the spray socks cans off the shelf, but who would have thought that the owner was the biggest pervert. While selling odorless spray socks, he bought old stockings from customers and accumulated this whole box!"
"Humph, if he wasn't killing the goose that lays the golden eggs by selling deodorizing socks, it's not impossible for him to join our 'Stinky Feet Cult'... Now let's divide his collection!"
The shop owner, who had several bruises on his head, put his hands on the edge of the plastic box and groaned breathlessly:
"Don't open the box... the smell is going to evaporate... my precious athlete's foot!"
The shop owner, the pockmarked face, and the rosacea, these three perverts have at least 100 years of foot control skills. Qin Jiandan only dared to lick Mu Yue's clean white feet, feeling inferior to her, and he dared not say that he was a foot control anymore.
"Stop it! Don't do such disgusting things again! Didn't Zhu Shengzhi teach you not to embarrass Ye Long? As the young master, I order you to stuff all the stinky socks back into the box and close the lid!"
The pockmarked face and the rosacea-nosed man turned their eyes to Qin Jiandan for the first time, but because they were trapped in the stinking heaven, they were still in a dazed and intoxicated sleepwalking state and did not respond.
Qin Jiandan was furious. These two subordinate members actually dared not take the young master seriously. He had to teach them a lesson.
So Qin Jiandan put his palms together in the shape of a lotus and used the move he learned from his senior brother - the Scissors Whirlwind!
Qin Jiandan thought the name was too long, so he sometimes abbreviated it to "Clothes-Cutting Tornado" or "Clothes-Exploding Tornado". The characteristic of this move is that it only cuts clothes into pieces and causes no harm to living things.
Stockings, pantyhose and the like are all clothes. If I use this move, they should all be shredded, right? After destroying this stinking den, I can finally stop using the steel armor breathing method and get a breath of fresh air!
"call--!!"
(End of this chapter)
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