It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?
Chapter 265 [021] This elementary school student can easily die
Chapter 265 [021] This elementary school student can easily die
The time and place he traveled to were completely wrong, and he met a female ghost version of Xiao Xia. Qin Jiandan racked his brains to recover his losses.
With a rustling sound, the words of Doctor Li, which sounded extremely distant, came into my mind:
"Jiandan, have you arrived yet? Theoretically, time jumps can easily lead to position errors. If you didn't appear on the 18th floor underground..."
"Doctor Li, are you reliable?" Qin Jiandan yelled back telepathically, "I have traveled to Yingtong Street and it was at least 5 years ago! What can I do to go back!"
The rustling noise became louder and louder, and the connection with Doctor Li was cut off.
"Xiao Xiao Xia" next to him poked Qin Jiandan's thigh with his finger:
"Hey, I'm talking to you. An unemployed brother has a lot of free time, right? You'll be my slave for a day, it's a deal! My dad will be kind enough to pay you a salary!"
Qin Jiandan didn't say a word, but Xiao Xia kept attacking him. He had no intention of being a "slave", but he was full of thoughts of "one day".
You haven't been trained by Kazama at your age or what? Your words are so irritating! I'm going to fuck you hard when I return to the normal timeline!
Qin Jiandan didn't want to have anything to do with the loli version of Xiao Xia. Just as he was about to leave, he saw a rickshaw speeding past him.
The rickshaw puller was a poor breadwinner with a hemp rope tied around his forehead and prosthetic legs. Five years later, due to the development of Jiang Chouyun's car rental business, the number of these cyberpunk rickshaws on Yingtong Street decreased significantly.
The passengers on the rickshaw at this time forced Qin Jiandan to pay attention. The burly monk wearing a dark hat was obviously the bodyguard of the "Collector", a Queke monk who was good at the "Burning Sky Fire Palm"!
For some reason, the Que Monk who was riding a rickshaw alone in the outer city did not even glance at Qin Jiandan, but his eyes under his bamboo hat lingered on Xiao Xia's hands.
Qin Jiandan read the malice in his eyes and couldn't help but tremble in his heart——
By this time, the Queyan monk should have been employed by the collector to collect beautiful hands everywhere! If I hadn't suddenly appeared in front of Xiao Xia, he might not have had the chance to see Xiao Xia... Now, will I accidentally change history?
Qin Jiandan had seen some movies about time travel on DVD, in which it was repeatedly mentioned that history should not be easily changed.
When he thought about the butterfly effect of Xiao Xia being targeted by the Que Monk because he blocked Xiao Xia's way forward, Qin Jiandan decided to stay with Xiao Xia as a guard for a while longer.
"Yeah," Qin Jiandan looked directly into Xiao Xia's red eyes and cleared his throat:
"I won't be your slave, but I can be your bodyguard. Aren't you afraid of getting into danger running around here alone?"
From an outsider's perspective, Qin Jiandan's actions seemed like he had gone back and forth. Xiao Xia covered her mouth with one hand and smiled with great pride:
"Fufufu~ Big brother is so hesitant. He is so indecisive and has no opinion of his own."
Qin Jiandan really wanted to send Xiao Xia flying with a bang, but she was his future concubine after all, so he had to take responsibility.
"I am the only daughter of the leader of the Falling Cherry Group. No one in this territory dares to hurt me! You have to respect me too!"
Japanese people usually think that a "group" is no less important than a "guild" or even bigger, so after the Luoying Group was absorbed by the Yelong Society, it did not change its name and was always called the Luoying Group.
Qin Jiandan pretended to be embarrassed:
"Because I'm unemployed and have no money, how about I be your bodyguard and you treat me to beer and fried chicken?"
I didn't have time to eat breakfast at Mu Yue's house this morning. I was hungry soon after crossing over. Although there is some cash in my wallet, the printing date of the banknotes may be "in the future". If I spend it without confirmation, it may be regarded as counterfeit money and cause a conflict.
"Eh? You're such a useless big brother for letting an elementary school student treat you to a meal! Then I'll just deal with you casually~"
Xiao Xia said this as she took a square step and led Qin Jiandan into a fried chicken and beverage shop on the street.
This store must have closed down 5 years later, otherwise Qin Jiandan would have had no memory of it at all. The fried chicken there probably wouldn't have been very delicious either.
Before the time jump, Qin Jiandan followed Doctor Li's advice, took off the red-edged dragon emblem on his chest, and took out the explosive red beads from his pocket to prevent metal objects and explosives from causing disasters in the turbulence of time and space.
Although the Falling Cherry Group had not yet gone to war with the Night Dragon Society five years ago, there was a certain tension between the two sides. Removing the Dragon Mark in advance saved a lot of trouble.
The clerk at the fried chicken shop knew Xiao Xia and didn't seem to plan to charge her. It wasn't mealtime yet, so there weren't many people in the shop. The two found a spacious table for four and sat down. Xiao Xia sat opposite him, but her feet couldn't reach the ground. Qin Jiandan quietly began to read the menu.
One of the selling points of this store is "Japanese fried chicken", in which the chicken is fried in a process similar to tempura. There is also a slogan on the menu: "Smile with the chicken."
Why not just say "Fried chicken brings happiness"? If the fried chicken on the plate actually laughs with you, it's really embarrassing!
Xiao Xia said she was not hungry, so Qin Jiandan ordered a portion of fried chicken and beer for himself, and only ordered a cup of bubble milk tea for Xiao Xia.
There were almost no other customers in the store, so the dishes were served quickly. Qin Jiandan ignored Xiao Xia, who was slurping her milk tea loudly, and wolfed down the fried chicken to replenish his energy.
Qin Jiandan's ferocious eating posture like a starving ghost shocked Xiao Xia a little. Later, she held the milk tea in her hand and explained calmly:
"Isn't this shop I brought you to great? Their fried chicken is marinated for two days before it is sold to ensure that the chicken is fresh and tasty. It is a major signature of Yingtong Street!"
It's okay if it's flavorful, but if it's marinated two days in advance, the chicken won't be considered "fresh", right? More importantly, there's too much vegetable mud on the surface. If you like to use vegetable mud so much, why not just make chicken dumplings!
Xiao Xia continued to show off her knowledge of diet:
"Isn't he a country bumpkin who only knows how to eat fried chicken? The specialty of this shop is that it uses fried chicken with croquettes, potato salad, miso soup, rice and green beans to make bento boxes. It is very popular among students!"
Qin Jiandan rolled his eyes. The fried chicken in the fried chicken shop was not delicious enough, and all the tricks it tried would not change its fate of closing down in the future.
After quickly finishing his fried chicken, Qin Jiandan started drinking beer while paying attention to the movements around him and whether Doctor Li could re-establish cross-time and space communication.
In order to avoid changing history, Qin Jiandan deliberately reduced the conversation with Xiao Xia (and anyone else). After Xiao Xia drank 1/3 of the milk tea, she supported her face with one hand and squeezed her cheeks into a somewhat ridiculous shape:
"It's so boring~ Why don't you learn to bark like a dog?"
Qin Jiandan had just decided that whenever this "Xiao Xiao Xia" made him angry, he would rush at Xiao Xia 100 times after returning to the normal timeline.
After taking another sip of wine to moisten his throat, Qin Jiandan pretended to be ignorant and said:
"I've only seen mutant wolfhounds in the outer city, but never a real dog. How do dogs bark?"
"Fufufu~" Xiao Xia's eyes showed a conceited smile, "Brother Zayu, you haven't even seen a real dog? Of course it will bark "woof woof woof"!"
Qin Jiandan held back his laughter, tightly grasped his wine glass and pretended to be very educated:
"I didn't hear it clearly. How does a real dog bark?"
"Idiot! Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof..."
A waiter passing by couldn't help laughing. Xiao Xia then realized that he had been fooled and tricked by the person opposite him into barking like a dog.
"Damn it! You're just a weakling who's just trying to make a living, yet you dare to tease me! When I tell daddy..."
Xiao Xia took a sip of the bubble tea viciously, and then her face changed.
“Cough, cough! Uh-huh…”
Damn, you must have choked on the starchy pearls in your milk tea! There is a limit to how stupid you can be. How did you survive to 5 years later if you choked to death on a cup of milk tea? If you don't take action now, history will change!
(End of this chapter)
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