It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 200 [061] Today’s headlines, you can’t help but read them
At the "Sunny Boys" competition the day before yesterday, the raccoon cat president of the Polytechnic University was beaten by a fan girl and suffered a concussion. He was hospitalized in the university hospital and was discharged this morning.

Since leaving the academic front line, Principal Civet Cat has paid special attention to his appearance. When he walked out of the revolving door of the hospital and was about to step down the wide stairs, he did not forget to straighten the exquisite bow tie under his neck.

"Principal! Principal, please tell us what you think!"

"I am a reporter from the Huanshicheng Youth Daily. Please accept my interview first!"

"I was here first! What do you think about Ding Chun's matter, Principal?"

Reporters from all major newspapers and magazines gathered at the bottom of the stairs, with dozens of microphones surrounding Principal Civet Cat. Some people cursed quietly because their feet were stepped on.

Principal Li Mao was overjoyed. He was preparing to hold a press conference, but he didn't expect that when the reporters learned that he was going to be discharged from the hospital, they all ran to the hospital entrance to block him.

The only drawback was that although there was a camera clicking away at the back, there was no video camera to be seen.

All TV stations in Huanshi City are controlled by the Roxon family. No TV reporter will arrive at the scene without making an appointment with the Roxon family in advance - unless important news that must be reported occurs.

"uh-huh!"

Principal Tanuki cleared his throat. He was quite satisfied that the newspaper reporters were standing at the bottom of the stairs so as not to dwarf his pitiful height.

The short, fat, but somewhat silly raccoon Furui proudly shook his fat tail behind him:

"Ding Chun is my good student and good friend! Haven't you seen the photo of the two of us on the wall outside the library? Ding Chun's smile is so touching. For many years, my mind has been polluted by heavy academic research, but just looking at Ding Chun will purify me!"

“……”The reporters were all silent.

Principal Tanuki posed for the camera and continued proudly:
"Ding Chun is a good example for college students who only know how to do homework. The Polytechnic University is investing 2.2 million yuan to build a new campus. In the future, it will definitely train more Ding Chuns!"

The reporters all knew that Ding Chun was semi-illiterate. The university's goal was to produce a large number of semi-illiterate people. This would be worthy of complaints under normal circumstances, but the focus today is not here at all.

"Principal..." a skinny male reporter couldn't help but say, "Ding Chun has contracted phlogiston disease and is currently receiving emergency treatment at Huanshi City Central Hospital. You don't know about this yet, do you?"

A curly-haired female reporter at the back thrust the microphone forward:

"There is a rumor that Ding Chun started smoking a long time ago, and the ashes of phlogiston have accumulated for a long time and finally reached a critical point! Principal, do you know that Ding Chun is an old smoker?"

"Principal!" The skinny male reporter tried his best to maintain his forward position:

"I heard that when Ding Chun visited the Polytechnic University, he came into contact with the phlogiston disease catalyst that the university was researching! Why would a university research something so anti-human? Why is it so easy to be stolen and used as a weapon by terrorists?"

After asking these questions, the skinny male reporter was exhausted and was finally squeezed to the ground by several colleagues. More reporters held up microphones and asked like a storm:
"Principal! Some people say that Ding Chun didn't know the words "poisonous hazard" and that's why he accidentally entered the laboratory and came into contact with the catalyst. Is that true?"

"President! It is said that the condition of Ding Chun, who is hospitalized for treatment, is not optimistic. If Ding Chun dies from the disease, what responsibility will the University of Science and Technology bear?"

"President! There is news that the 2.2 million yuan that Polytechnic University used to build a new school district was jointly donated by the Ding family and the Luo family. Do you think that after this incident, the Ding family will cancel the donation?"

"Principal!" "Principal!" "Stop pushing, my shoe fell off!"

Facing the crazy questioning from the reporters, Principal Tanuki was sweating profusely. He stepped back and shook his hands:
"No comment, no comment! Security, kick these reporters out!"

The photo of Principal Civet Cat fleeing in front of the media was published in many tabloids and spread throughout the inner and outer cities along with the news of Ding Chun's illness.

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In the lounge behind the martial arts training ground at the Night Dragon Society headquarters.

"Hmm...Xia-chan did a good job. I thought we wouldn't be taking action until tonight at the earliest."

Qin Jiandan handed the newspaper in his hand to Hu Chi, but Hu Chi did not take it, indicating that he already knew the news.

The two brothers were waiting for their master on a bench by the wall in the lounge. The lounge had been rearranged, with the main change being an LCD TV on the opposite wall.

Qin Qi is very old-fashioned. He doesn't even like to use the phone unless necessary, and installing an LCD TV is definitely not for entertainment.

The Ni'an Society often studies Qin Jiandan's battle videotapes, and the Yelong Society also wants to reciprocate by collecting the Ni'an Society's supernatural combat processes for analysis.

Tiger Maniac would summon the guards, Aunt He would call the maid, and in their spare time they would watch the supernatural videos together and brainstorm to guess the working principles of supernatural powers and the mental oath.

Anyone who provides valuable ideas will receive an extra bonus that month, but even so, not everyone can guess a logically self-consistent set of supernatural power principles.

The president is well-informed, and some of the "puzzling" supernatural videos handed in by downstream organizations can only be watched by the president himself and give hints. The LCD TV and the DVD player in the TV cabinet below were placed in the lounge for this reason. Linlin carefully checked all the equipment and confirmed that there were no spy units.

Qin Jiandan and Hu Chi felt bored after reading the newspapers in their hands, but they did not dare to use the remote control to turn on their master's TV without permission.

After Master lost to Dr. Li in the game of "Four Color Go" many times, he seemed to have dug out two DVDs he had bought before, namely "Becoming a Four Color Go Master from Scratch" and "100 Clever Moves in the Midgame of Four Color Go".

If the master turns on the TV and finds that the screen is halfway through playing this kind of content, he will definitely be furious. Then Qin Jiandan and Hu Chi will be beaten to a pulp.

As the sound of flushing water came from the bathroom, Master and Doctor Li came out one after another. Master looked a little embarrassed.

It was widely rumored that Qin Qi had reached the state of "bigu", where he did not need to eat or go to the toilet. Qin Jiandan thought that the guy who spread the rumor should be forbidden to eat and go to the toilet.

"Alas, patients really have no dignity." The master walked towards his own bed with his hands behind his back, shaking his head:
"Even my feces have to be taken for testing by the doctor... Doctor Li, don't you think it's dirty?"

Doctor Li in the back was carrying a reagent box, and his glasses reflected a strong white light:
"President, you must be joking. There is an old saying that goes 'If the water is too clear, there will be no fish.' To some extent, dirtiness is the essence of life. Curing a patient's illness is the greatest reward for me."

Qin Jiandan was not used to these two sentences from Doctor Li. What was going on with this sudden improvement in medical ethics? Doctor Li, aren't you keen on using patients for human experiments and messily testing your unreliable new drugs?
The president snorted and lay down on the hospital bed with his shoes on. This bed was designed according to ergonomics, and the back and leg boards could be bent at any angle. The president usually used it as a sofa.

"Want to cure my illness? Don't dream! You can't even cure Linlin's legs!"

The president's words were very rude, but fortunately Doctor Li was already used to it and didn't find it embarrassing.

Doctor Li sat on the square stool to the left of the patient's bed, took the president's pulse, and then tied some small patches with messy wires on him. No one knew what they were used for.

"Turn on the TV." Only after his master gave the order did Qin Jiandan dare to press the remote control.

The 127-centimeter screen began to broadcast the noon news (you must never say 50 inches in front of the master, you have to convert it into centimeters).

Ding Chun's contraction of phlogiston disease became the headlines of the day, and the news spread all over the city. Even though the Luo family cooperated with the Ding family to suppress the news, they had to broadcast some neutral reports:
"…The company urges residents in the inner city not to panic. Ding Chun's illness is an extreme case, and the inner city is still a low-incidence area for phlogiston disease."

"This morning, a 25-year-old fan of Ding Chun committed suicide by jumping into the river. He left a suicide note saying that he wanted to sacrifice himself to cure Ding Chun's phlogiston disease. The company hopes that everyone will not pollute the inner city river."

"While Ding Chun was bravely fighting the disease, Wu Yigang, the champion of the Sunshine Boys competition, nicknamed "Brother" by fans, suddenly announced that he would release his first music album this month. This move was considered by the public to be an opportunity to grab traffic, which triggered a street conflict between fans of both sides..."

The master asked Qin Jiandan to turn down the volume, and then commented angrily:

"It is true that 'no one cares about the withered bones of heroes, but everyone knows the family affairs of actors.' What's wrong with people today? When I see a so-called 'star', I assume he is a thief and a whore. Has it come to the age of worshipping thieves and whores?"

Doctor Li advised:
"President, please don't get angry. Sometimes there are good stars. There is an AV actress in the Falling Cherry Group who is willing to help me test new drugs."

Qin Jiandan and Hu Chi, who were sitting on the right side of the bed, looked at Doctor Li with meaningful eyes.

I thought what kind of celebrity you were talking about, Dr. Li! It turns out it’s not the kind that will be judged after many years, praised by everyone, remembered forever, and untainted by the mud!
What new drug did you let the AV actress cooperate with the test? Can the male actor who plays opposite you bear it? Don't embarrass the Night Dragon Society! You are the president's personal physician. If you do this, the Falling Cherry Group will think you are selling powerful pills!

The master did not ask Doctor Li about the topic of AV actresses. He was not interested in women. In order to avoid being questioned about Grandma Qianxing, he waited until today to summon Qin Jiandan for the first time.

"Jian Dan, this scumbag Ding Chun has contracted phlogiston disease. I heard it was your fault?"

"It's not just my credit." Qin Jiandan answered seriously:

"Vale stole the catalyst from the evidence at the police department, and Doctor Li helped seal the sample. After Fengjian made a plan, Xiaoxia and the Nine Ninjas carried it out, and finally we got this effect."

The master twirled his white beard:
"Miyamoto Konatsu was able to leave no trace of the Night Dragon Society and let the media blame the Toxicology Laboratory of the Polytechnic University. I don't think this is her ability..."

Tiger Chi interrupted:
"Master, maybe a blind cat can catch a dead mouse. Xiao Xia is pretty lucky. She learned the "Phantom Substitute Technique" through the power tank. It is said that there is a 40% chance that the etching will fail and she will become a Furui!"

The master did not comment, but from his expression, he still believed that the Super Power Jar and the Kung Fu Jar were evil.

"Humph, it seems that the Chief of Police really wants you, Jiandan, to be the son-in-law of the Han family."

The master suddenly brought up a topic that Qin Jiandan was not prepared for:
"You said that Vale "stole" the catalyst from the Police Department? I think the Chief of Police instructed her to take it away. The Han family and the Ding family are secretly competing with each other, and the Chief of Police is eager for you to reduce the power of the Ding family!"

"Jiandan, you've been used as a gun... But Ding Chun actually dared to issue a black market bounty for you, so he must be killed. The Ding family and the Luo family originally liked to collude with the Nian Society. We and the Han family use each other, and we both get what we need."

"I heard that you have prepared an engagement ring? When are you going to get Han Muyue? It's unbecoming of a grown man to dither. If you can't make up your mind, marry Linlin!"

(End of this chapter)