It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 182 [043] Chang'e flies to the moon, carrying the "magic medicine"

Qin Jiandan returned to the Yelonghui headquarters that night, and he learned from the guard at the gate that his sister had ascended to heaven.

Literally, "God".

It seems that Linlin studied the floating jellyfish core brought back by Qin Jiandan, integrated a bunch of broken parts, and kneaded out an "anti-gravity belt" by hand. However, during the outdoor test, she failed to control the output power and turned into a human balloon, and was about to play a real-life version of Chang'e flying to the moon.

Fortunately, Aunt He took timely action and called the guards to hook Linlin's engineer boots with a long pole with a hook on the top, thus stopping the upward momentum. This long pole is specially used to poke mutant hornets' nests.

"Put the sponge mat on the ground! If the belt runs out of battery, Linlin will fall off. Don't blink, be prepared!"

When Qin Jiandan ran to the courtyard garden, he saw his sister floating in the air under the moonlight, with only a long pole connecting her body to the ground. Aunt He hurriedly ordered everyone to take rescue measures.

"Don't look at me! Brother, don't look at me!"

Seeing Qin Jiandan appear from below, Linlin covered her face with her hands, looking ashamed. It wasn't that her pink gradient Kung Fu suit was exposed, but she, who always believed in her work, had an experimental accident. How could she have the face to recommend her invention to her brother?
Linlin's embarrassment made Qin Jiandan laugh and cry.

It's such a late hour, and you're still shy? If Aunt He hadn't reacted quickly, you would have been in trouble!

Linlin is only 15 years old, she is already a genius in hacking and reverse engineering, Qin Jiandan does not think it is shameful to have an occasional experimental accident. Generally speaking, Linlin's inventions are very reliable except for the unreliable times.

"Linlin, don't move, I'll come to rescue you right away!"

Qin Jiandan put his hands to his mouth and shouted upwards. When Aunt He saw Qin Jiandan coming over, the tension on her face relaxed a little.

Hu Chi was not in the courtyard. He must have gone to serve his master. Otherwise, he would not have let Linlin hang in the air for such a long time. He would have jumped up and rescued Linlin long ago.

The other guards couldn't jump that high, and there was the additional worry of "gender differences". Moreover, the long pole hooked the laces of the engineer's boots, which was far from secure. If the laces broke during the rescue and the man flew up again, no one would be responsible.

After considering all the factors, Aunt He's "conservative waiting" plan is the most feasible. Qin Jiandan has always felt that Aunt He has the potential to lead troops, but unfortunately Aunt He's mysophobia is too serious. If she is asked to lead troops to compete with the Ni'an Society for territory, she will have to let her men sweep the streets before reaching the destination.

Qin Jiandan first jumped onto the flower bed, calculated the angle of the parabola in his mind, then jumped up suddenly and accurately held Linlin in his arms!
In order to prevent the long pole's hook from hurting people, Qin Jiandan swung out the Xuanbing Battle Blade to cut it off before touching Linlin. The guard then removed the long pole, and the hook at the top was hung on Linlin's shoelaces.

The anti-gravity belt could not bear the weight of two people, so Qin Jiandan hugged Linlin tightly in a princess hug, and the two of them slowly descended from the moonlight. The guards breathed a sigh of relief, and the maids were discussing how romantic this scene was, but it was a pity that they didn't bring a camera.

Linlin, who was rescued by her brother, seemed a little discouraged. After getting close to the ground, Linlin took out the battery from her belt and the two of them returned to their normal weight.

"It's okay! It's just a minor experimental accident, everyone go away!"

Qin Jiandan dispersed the crowd to prevent Linlin from being watched and losing face.

Aunt He comforted Linlin with a few words, and Qin Jiandan also thanked Aunt He for her quick response. Aunt He treated Linlin as her granddaughter and didn't think she had anything to be thanked for.

"Humph, either she's going on a date with the policewoman or she's going to the Falling Cherry Blossom Group. Young Master, if you don't have such a good sister at home to look after her, one day she'll fly away to a place you won't be able to find her!"

After the cooperative rescue of Linlin was completed, Aunt He became sarcastic towards Qin Jiandan again.

Qin Jiandan felt that as long as he didn't marry Linlin, Aunt He's nagging would never end. There was no good way to deal with it, so he could only smile foolishly and muddle through.

I couldn't help but think of the advice Master gave me on choosing a wife when I met him several times before:

"Since you can't stay away from women, then marry the most useful wife. Linlin is loyal to the guild and has many practical skills. It's best if she doesn't let outsiders take away her wealth."

"If you must marry the sheriff, then use the power of the Han family to help the guild. As for that Miyamoto Koxia from the Falling Cherry Group who came up with her... Jiandan, you have to understand that a mother's IQ has a great influence on her children!"

Qin Jiandan strongly disagrees with the idea of ​​tying Linlin to the guild through marriage, but it is too early to discuss marriage now. Before that, what needs to be considered more is the treatment of Linlin's leg injury.

"I, I can get down and walk by myself. You don't have to carry me back to the monitoring room..."

Qin Jiandan carried Linlin out of the courtyard. After they left the crowd, Linlin pushed her brother's chest.

"There's an iron hook hanging on your shoelaces. How inconvenient is it to walk? I'll help you take it off when we get back to the monitoring room."

Qin Jiandan carried Linlin all the way back to the monitoring room on the third underground floor. He put Linlin on the sofa, removed the iron hook, and took off his engineer boots to check whether her feet were injured.

The girl with the bun-like hair felt very sorry when she saw her brother kneeling in front of her to rub her feet:
"I'm not that fragile. The core of the floating jellyfish my brother brought back was intact. I made a small mistake when welding. It's really embarrassing to alarm everyone..."

"Failure is the mother of success, there's nothing to be ashamed of." Qin Jiandan consoled her, "But Linlin, you'd better use someone else for your experiment next time. I think the maid Cuihua is about the same size as you, right?"

Linlin smiled and hit her brother on the head: "Brother, you are too mean. You don't feel bad when you kill others?" Qin Jiandan said bluntly: "It's better to let your friend die than to let me die. Anyway, I feel the most distressed when you are in trouble!"

Linlin was touched by what she heard. She took something out of her pocket and held it in her palm to show her brother.

Qin Jiandan was horrified, because the thing on Linlin's palm was a big mud ball, the kind that the brother and sister who were wandering the streets when they were young had no place to take a bath, so they had to rub the mud balls out of their bodies and throw them at each other for fun...

But even then, I had never seen such a big mud ball! Linlin, how long have you been saving it? You said you should be hygienic and take a bath twice a day!

Seeing her brother's strange expression, Linlin took a long time to react:

"Brother, what are you thinking about! How can I make such a big ball of mud? In your eyes, I will always be a dirty little kid who never grows up, right?"

Qin Jiandan hesitated: "Linlin, I thought you wanted to do some experiment. This is what the experiment requires..."

Linlin said angrily: "If I really need the mud balls from the human body, I will ask my brother for them! Zhu Shengzhi came this afternoon and gave me these "Dragon Essence Tiger Fertile Pills" with bad intentions!"

Qin Jiandan was stunned and stopped kneading his sister's feet temporarily.

During the meeting this morning, Zhu Shengzhi was dragged out of the meeting room and was frightened. It is normal for him to feel dissatisfied and want revenge.

But considering that Zhu Shengzhi gave Linlin a "limited edition ultra-precision electronic screwdriver set" last time, Zhu Shengzhi's gift to Linlin can be considered as going the "sister route", but this time the gift was too outrageous.

What is "Dragon Essence Tiger Pill"? Lizard Lady Jenny's husband Xu Ritian runs a Chinese medicine pharmacy at the junction of District 2 and District 3. The most popular product is Dragon Essence Tiger Pill!
Those men bought "Dragon Essence and Tiger Meng Pills" before going to Yingtong Street to find women, thinking that they would have to spend money anyway, so if they didn't perform well, they would lose out!

Zhu Shengzhi gave this thing to Linlin, his heart is damnable! Did he want Linlin to break it into pieces and put it in my food? I sleep upstairs from Linlin, the consequences of this thing are more serious than laxatives!
Linlin took out all the pills in her pocket and handed them to Qin Jiandan. The other pills were wrapped in tin foil so they didn't look like mud balls.

"I have deeply reflected on the last time I put laxatives in my brother's beer. I will never put anything in my brother's food again. I kept these pills only to show my brother the evidence and then destroy them."

Qin Jiandan noticed the small words "Xu's Pharmacy·First Class Products" on the tin foil, and these pills were indeed bought from Xu Ritian's shop.

"I remember that first-class items are quite expensive. It would be a pity to destroy them." Qin Jiandan said, "I'll ask the headquarters if anyone wants one. If anyone wants one, I'll give it to him."

Linlin waved her bare feet in front of her brother's face and said contemptuously:

"Brother, you don't want to use it yourself, do you? Sheriff, Vale, Xiao Xia... who did you behave badly with?"

Qin Jiandan held Linlin's restless feet and squeezed them hard, causing her to scream softly.

"I don't need this kind of stuff! Don't put this kind of lousy stuff in a girl's pocket in the future! Didn't Aunt He see it? If she gossips about me because of this, you have to be responsible for explaining it for me!"

Qin Jiandan, with an excited tone, inadvertently used a more wild foot massage, causing Linlin to tremble all over.

The girl's upper body fell limply on the back of the sofa, waving her hands and saying:
"I understand! I will take responsibility! I can't take it anymore! Let's stop the massage here for today!"

Later, Qin Jiandan met Hu Chi while walking in the courtyard. He felt that his senior brother did not look well, so he gave him all the "Dragon Essence Tiger Fertile Pills".

Tiger Chi immediately opened the package and ate one, chewing it and asking:

"Why doesn't this hawthorn pill that aids digestion have a hawthorn flavor?"

Qin Jiandan's face was filled with black lines. He didn't expect that his senior brother would dare to eat without asking any questions:
"Um, Senior Brother, please take a closer look at the words on the tinfoil..."

Tiger Chi stared with eyes wide open in the moonlight:

"Hmm? Why isn't it the Hawthorn Pill? Young Master, has your body become so weak? You actually carry Dragon Essence and Tiger Might with you..."

"Shhhhh!"

Qin Jiandan put his index finger to his lips, warning his senior brother not to speak loudly so that others could hear him.

"These pills were given to me by Zhu Shengzhi to flatter him, but I don't need them. I wanted to ask you if you knew anyone who needed them, but you were so anxious..."

After taking a pill, Hu Chi's face began to turn red. The first-class product from Xu's Pharmacy was extremely effective. It was said that it used substances that did not exist on Earth, and the effect was several times stronger than the original version on Earth.

Qin Jiandan patted his senior brother on the back of his shoulder:
"I don't know if the method of evaporating alcohol with internal force will work for this... Otherwise, you can go to Yingtong Street and spend some money, and I'll reimburse you when you come back. Xiaoxia said at the cadre meeting that we can give a 10% discount to those who are members of the Night Dragon Society!"

(End of this chapter)