It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 141 [002] Hostess Ninja, Emergency Dispatch!
The Falling Cherry Blossom Group, the castle tower, and the daily conversation between Xiaoxia and Fengjian in the bedroom:

"What should I do, Kazama Amen! For so long, the relationship between the young master and I has not made any progress. Last night, such a big incident happened on the territory of the Fire Tongs Group, and the young master did not even think of asking me for support!"

The nominal leader of the Falling Sakura Group, Miyamoto Koharu, who was kneeling on the tatami, kept complaining to the staff officer Kazama Hotaru.

Also kneeling, the silver-haired loli in secretary outfit, who looked extremely incompatible with her age, looked at Xiao Xia next to her with an idiotic look for the hundredth time today:
"Young Master, you are not going to play in the spider web tunnel. With your fighting ability, you will die as soon as you encounter the black fog attack."

Hearing the word "black fog", Xiao Xia became nervous. She looked around the Japanese-style bedroom, as if to confirm whether there were any monsters hiding behind the screen and the closet.

“But…” The red-haired girl with a ponytail played with her fingers lonely, “I still hope that the young master can take me out to play. If it were a TV series, I wouldn’t have appeared in three episodes.”

"Since you are a member of the guild, it is impossible to completely avoid danger." Fengjian pushed up the glasses that had slipped down on the young nose:

"Miss, if you want to improve your relationship with the young master, you can try to use the danger in reverse. Miss, do you know what the "suspension bridge effect" is?"

Xiao Xia shook her head so frequently that it seemed as if an invisible person was slapping her in the face, and even her ponytail was swung up.

“You can take a look here.”

Feng Jian lent the recorder in his hand to Xiao Xia. Xiao Xia stared at the paragraph Feng Jian pointed at and subconsciously read it out:
"The second section of Chapter 7 of "How to Brainwash Girls" written by the "Bald Lover" in the Earth Era: The suspension bridge effect refers to the fact that in a dangerous situation, the perception of danger will speed up the heartbeat, making it easier to have a good impression of the opposite sex around you. When artificially building a suspension bridge, it must be controlled as a whole..."

Before Xiaoxia finished reading, Fengjian took the recorder away:

"There are dangers everywhere in Ringstone City. There is no need to "manufacture" them. Miss, just remember to follow the young master closely. When danger comes, don't just run for your life. Just let the young master save you a few more times."

Xiao Xia felt something was wrong. She tilted her head to the left and thought for a while, then tilted her head to the right and thought for a while.

She was about to have a migraine when she realized the problem:
"The kind of danger you are talking about, since the young master can save me, it is not a real danger to the young master! In the end, I am the only one whose heartbeat speeds up and who develops a crush on the opposite sex around me!"

"My goal is to make the young master like me more, not to make me fall in love with the young master unilaterally! Fengjian, you are an unqualified retainer! The book you found is called "Brainwashing Girls", not "Brainwashing Men"!"

"cut"

"Hey, hey, hey? Wasn't it you just now? It was you, Kazama, who made the "tsk" sound just now? Don't think I couldn't hear it because your voice was so low! It turned out that you were the one who came up with the idea to murder the lord, and you got upset because you were discovered! Hurry up and give me some useful ideas!"

Feng Jian bowed slightly to express his apology, and the slightly longer hair on his left temple swayed:
"Miss, please commit seppuku as soon as possible. I will let all the "Nine Ninjas" serve as kaishakunin and make sure to chop off your head perfectly and present it to the young master."

"Why, why!" Xiao Xia exclaimed, "I'm not a cat with nine lives, why do I have to chop off my head nine times! Do you hate me so much? The Kazama family has been retainers of the Miyamoto family for generations, and all they have accumulated is resentment!"

Feng Jian said with a light sarcasm:

"Miss, you have committed the crime of assassinating the young master, which is a capital crime. If the young master changes his mind and does not want to sleep with you, then he is planning to kill you. It would be more considerate for you to end your life by yourself."

Xiao Xia looked down at the fishnet stockings and the ninja protective gear on her knees, her eyes looking extremely aggrieved:

"I'm already very considerate! As for sleeping with you, Master, just tell me and I'll do it! I've also helped you with guild affairs!"

Feng Jian: "Don't mention guild affairs. Do you know why Master Tiexin wanted to kill the young master last night?"

"Of course... The young master is hanging out with the inner city sheriff's lackeys, and Master Tiexin is against interracial relationships!"

Xiao Xia bit her fingernails in annoyance and muttered:

"Young Master is really a playboy. Is my charm not as good as that of a dog? Nun Tiexin is clearly the head nun who recites the sutra for Silang. I didn't expect her martial arts skills to be so high..."

Fengjian suddenly knocked Xiaoxia on the head, and Xiaoxia, who was caught off guard, held her head in confusion.

"Miss, do you remember that Master Tie Xin was invited by the Falling Cherry Group to hold Shi Lang's funeral? It was at this funeral that the young master and Master Tie Xin first met."

"This, this can't be blamed on the Falling Cherry Group, right?" Xiao Xia asked without confidence, "The young master and the old nun were relatively peaceful at the time."

Feng Jian hit Xiao Xia on the head again, but Xiao Xia dodged because she was prepared. The silver-haired loli showed a dissatisfied look: "The key is that the Falling Cherry Group invited the "Sushi Immortal" to use the snow water from Mount Everest and the seaweed from the Mariana Trench to make suspicious "hundred-year-old sushi."

"The young master has a normal IQ, so he didn't eat it, and he also refused to take it back to present to the president of the Night Dragon Society, but before leaving, he said: You can give the sushi to a distinguished guest like Master Tie Xin."

"The Sushi Immortal really sent sushi to the nuns! It is said that a little nun had diarrhea after the meal. When Master Tiexin heard that it was the young master's idea to send sushi, she was furious and wanted to argue with him. Then she saw the young master hanging out with the police dog and wanted to kill him!"

"Is that true?!" Xiao Xia stuffed all four fingers of her right hand into her mouth.

"Young Master doesn't know yet, right? Fengjian, you must not tell the Young Master about this! Damn, those immortals are only holding me back. When I become the Young Master's wife, I will throw them all into the canal to feed the mutant crocodiles!"

"Should we keep Shingen Mochi Sage..." When Xiao Xia was hesitating, Fengjian punched her on the head.

Xiaoxia protested with her eyes, but Fengjian actually returned to his upright sitting posture, as if the person who had just attacked Xiaoxia was another invisible person.

"Miss, you are about to be executed, but you are still thinking about becoming the young master's wife? I got the news that the young master will go to the Fire Tongs' territory with Tiger Chi tonight to attend a celebration banquet. I don't want the young master to forget what you look like, so take this opportunity to go over and give him a gift and make yourself familiar with the Fire Tongs."

"Understood!" The leader of the Falling Cherry Group, who had been eagerly awaiting instructions, jumped up and clenched his left fist:

"I will use my beauty to remind the young master of his feelings for me! But... what gift should I give him?"

"this."

A large dark wine bottle appeared in the arms of the lolita in secretary costume at some point.

"Young Master likes to drink beer. This is the craft beer I found in the underground cellar. It is called "Deep Sea Foam No. 9" internally."

Xiao Xia curiously walked around Feng Jian for a few steps, observing the beer being embraced like a baby from different angles:
"The bottle has a cork. Does that mean the alcohol concentration is higher? Although the bottle is big, is it too little to give only one bottle?"

Feng Jian grasped the thinnest part of the bottle with both hands. For a moment, Xiao Xia thought Feng Jian was going to swing the bottle at her:

"Deep Sea Foam No. 9 is made through a very long and complicated process. Its value in the eyes of a young lady is completely different from that in the eyes of an expert."

"I only gave you one bottle so that you can sit next to the young master and hold the bottle to pour wine for him. You can't be unable to do such a trivial thing as pouring wine, right?"

"How, how could that be! I can definitely do it!"

Xiaoxia took the bottle from Fengjian. It was quite heavy and required both hands.

The loli staff officer's contemptuous look towards the leader of the Falling Cherry Group never changed from beginning to end:

"If you accidentally fall on the young master's lap, remember to take responsibility and perform your duties."

"I won't fall on the young master's lap!" Xiao Xia vowed:
"There will be many people at the celebration banquet. Wouldn't it be too low to seduce in public? If the young master gets drunk, I will find a way to take care of him for a night on the Fire Tongs Team's territory. I will also let the Fire Tongs Team know what the relationship between me and the young master is, and let them know that the Falling Cherry Blossom Team must not offend them now!"

"Then I wish the young lady good luck in martial arts." Fengjian saluted Xiaoxia, who was very proud of finally getting some respect.

"Miss, I'm very busy with work and I can't be there to watch you make a fool of yourself. I'm very sorry."

Feng Jian’s next words were indeed not good ones.

"But please rest assured that I will buy the photos from my informant later. The thickness of your "Shameful Album" will increase again, which is really a cause for celebration."

"Damn it! When I find where those photo albums are hidden, I'll burn them all! Just wait, the young master will definitely fall for my ninja fishnet stockings!"

Calling "Goro" and "Rokuro" from the Nine Ninjas, Xiaoxia left in a hurry, but because the wine bottle was too heavy and she was worried about handing it to others, she actually left slowly.

Soon, Xiao Xia will find out that Feng Jian provided wrong information, and the person that the young master brought to the celebration party of the Fire Tongs Group was not Tiger Chi at all...

(End of this chapter)