One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 1 The Noisy Two

"One, two, three, four!" Accompanied by loud shouts, teams of soldiers were jogging on the playground. In the dormitory building next to the playground, a 13 or 4-year-old boy with two horns on his head like a bull's horns was sleeping soundly. The snot bubbles coming out of his nostrils kept expanding and shrinking with his breathing.

"Bang!" With a loud bang, the poor door slammed to the ground, but this did not wake up the sleeping boy, his snot bubbles still rose and fell regularly.

"Kaido! You bastard, you're not participating in training again!" With a loud shout, a shadow rushed into the room, grabbed the bed of the boy called Kaido, and with a force, threw both the boy and the bed out.

"Pah!" As the snot bubble burst, Kaido woke up instantly, turned over in the air, kicked the wall with both feet and rushed back with a bang. He took out a mace from somewhere, clenched the mace with both hands, and shouted!

"Rose Lily!"

"Kaido!"

With a delicate shout at the same time, the mace and the long sword collided with each other. It was obviously just a collision of weapons, but it created a strong wind that blew the items in the house all over the place and stirred up a cloud of dust. As the dust dispersed, the figure who was confronting Kaido could finally be seen clearly. It was a young girl with long white hair, black pupils, and double horns on her head like Kaido, but the horns were red and grew on her forehead.

"Kaido! You're not training and are here to slack off! As the strongest warrior, you have to lead by example!" The girl retracted her sword and pointed at Kaido.

"I won't go. It's too boring. Those guys can't beat me at all, and this kind of training has no effect at all!" Kaido said with a disdainful look on his face while carrying the mace.

"Ahhh! I'm so pissed! You bastard! Go train!"

The girl angrily reached out to grab Kaido, but Kaido blocked her with his hand without showing any weakness. The two men discarded their weapons and started fighting with their hands. The two men were of similar height and strength, and for a moment neither could do anything to the other.

"If you want to train, go by yourself! You want to order me around? Wait until you get the title of the strongest warrior! Muscle girl - Lily." Kaido used all his strength to push the girl, oh no, Lily, back little by little.

"You little brat! Is that how you call your lovely sister who has always helped you?" Lily also suddenly exerted her strength. Because she was one year older and women develop earlier than men, Lily held off Kaido without showing any weakness. The two of them gritted their teeth and neither was willing to give in, and the situation was at a stalemate for a while.

at this time
"Ahhhhh! My dorm!"

The wailing of an adult man was heard. Kaido and Lily turned around at the same time and found that the soldiers who had just finished training were standing at the door under the leadership of the captain. The one who just wailed was one of the owners of this dormitory.

"Kaido! Lily! You two come to my office, and the rest of you clean up the room." The captain called out their names with a gloomy face, then turned and left.

"It's all your fault. Doro is nagging again." Kaido followed behind Captain Doro and whispered to Lily
"Why blame me? It's obviously you who didn't train and locked the door and slept in the house. Otherwise, why would I be nagged by Duo Luo?" Lily fought back without showing any weakness.

"It's obviously your fault!"

"No, it's your fault!"

"It's your fault!"

As the two people's voices became louder and louder, Duo Luo, who was walking in front, had a gloomy face and wanted to punch the two guys behind him, but considering that he might not be the opponent of these two monsters, Duo Luo had to pretend not to hear the voices behind him and walked quickly to the office. It is now the year 1478 in the maritime calendar, and this is the Grand Line - Woka Kingdom, the King's Army Camp.
"Tell me, what did you fight about today?" In the captain's office, Duo Luo took a sip of water, looked at the two people sitting on the sofa in front of him, rubbed his forehead and said.

"Report! Captain! Kaido is slacking off in the house. I came to call him to train, but he refused and even got physical!" Lily stood up first and said
"You rushed in suddenly! You knocked me over with the bed, otherwise why would I do that!" Kaido couldn't sit still when he heard what Lily said. He stood up and pointed at Lily in retort.

"I won't lift your bed if you go train!"

"I won't fight you if you don't lift the bed!"

"You're not going to train!"

"You are being unreasonable!"

"you!"

"Stop! Be quiet!" Seeing that the two men were about to fight again, Duo Luo hurriedly called for them to stop. If he was not careful, his office would surely be destroyed. If his private collection of pictures was discovered, his reputation would be ruined.

Dora looked at Kaido and Lily who were looking at him and cleared his throat.
"Ahem, you two! This is outrageous! Kaido! The current No. 1 warrior of the kingdom. Rose Lily! The former No. 1 warrior of the kingdom. Fighting in the dormitory and causing damage to things, how can you be so shameless! I punish you to collect all the training equipment on the playground, that's it, you two will not do it again."

"Yes~" "Okay~" The two answered casually, and then rushed out directly. It was unprecedented that Duo Luo didn't say anything more. Usually he would scold them for at least an hour, but today he finished it so simply. If they didn't run away now, when would they run away?

Looking at the two people rushing out the door, Duo Luo sighed helplessly, walked to the desk, and took out the king's order he had received earlier from the drawer.

[Order: Five days later, bring "Kaido" and "Rose Lily" to the palace. ]

Dora read the order again and rubbed his temples. He knew what the king's order meant. His family was considered to be well-known in the Woka Kingdom. Although he was not the heir, he could at least know a lot of information. The king was preparing to obtain a seat in the World Government Conference, but the Woka Kingdom was too poor. It could only rely on wars to maintain the submission of Heavenly Gold, but it was impossible to become a conference member through property. So the king took another approach and prepared to send the kingdom's most promising warriors, 13-year-old Kaido and 14-year-old Rose Lily, to the navy in order to obtain a seat as an allied country.

Duo Luo stood up and looked through the window at the boy and girl who were carrying equipment on the playground. For a moment, he felt that his king was so stupid. If he kept the two of them, they would definitely bring greater benefits to the kingdom when they grew up. At that time, they would definitely be able to conquer large tracts of land, and becoming meeting participants would not be a burden.
"Ah..." Duo Luo felt that he had sighed as much as he had in the previous year. He knew that the king's order could not be changed, not to mention that the king had already contacted the navy. Maybe the navy's warships were on the way. He was just the second son of a noble family. What could he do? Duo Luo thought helplessly, wish them good luck. With their talents, they could at least become vice admirals or even generals in the navy. Forget it, what was he thinking?

Dora shook his head and silently blessed the two best fighters under his command, and at this moment!
"Swish!" A sudden sound of breaking through the air was heard, and Duo Luo jumped back suddenly. With a crackling sound, a lead bullet slammed into the house through the window. If Duo Luo had not dodged quickly with a conditioned reflex, he would have been shot in the head.

"You blocked it pretty well, Kaido! Let's see how many times you can block it! Watch out! Throw the cannonballs!" Lily's voice came through the hole that was smashed open.

"Then I'll block it for you to see! Watch out! Lily! This is my ultimate move! Thunder Bagua!" As Kaido's voice came, accompanied by a loud bang, another lead bullet flew into the building!
Dora felt the vibration of the building below him, and quickly stood up and rushed to the window as fast as he could. Looking at Lily and Kaido playing baseball with lead bullets and maces downstairs, Dora took a deep breath.
"Stop it, you two!!!"

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