LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 8: Improvisational Rap, Debate with Scholars

"?????"

"Is this guy sick? Is he criticizing me?"

Uzi live broadcast room.

At this moment, Brother Zaozi was completely confused by Luo Sen's "sudden outburst".

This series of high-intensity critical hits, the strong attack power, and the violent language made him feel unbelievable.

It’s not like he had never encountered trolls in the ranking before, but how could a troll make such violent remarks?

God immediately became famous!

I started by typing out a bunch of friendly greetings in reply, but because I was too excited, eight out of the ten sentences I sent were "***".

Seeing that he couldn't refute it, Uzi's face turned red, and he cursed in the live broadcast room: "Hat-fan! Fuck him, this guy is a pure hater actor, I took a screenshot of the chat history, just wait to be reported."

[What kind of resin is this person! ]

[I'm so shocked. This is the first time I've seen someone dare to criticize my brother Zaozi like this.]

[The names tattooed on Omimi and Wei En are not your names... My God, how could you come up with such violent words? ]

[I am dying of laughter. Go home and drink your milk, giant baby! ]

[Is this the jungler's fault? Isn't this your own fault? ]

——[Omimi’s own son][Uzi drinking milk in the first half] was permanently banned.

The moderator of the live broadcast room saw that the rhythm was not right, so he took immediate action and targeted the privilege holders, permanently banning them all.

But no matter how fast his hands are, they cannot match the observation ability of the former professional player, the great god, Uzi. He has already seen the previous few comments.

The temperature has reached its peak.

[Canyon Food Server]: "You ******!"

[Touch me to automatically download Genshin Impact]: "You're so anxious that you can't even type? You've become famous, right? I suggest you listen to Phoenix Legend's "Free and Easy". There's a line in the lyrics that suits you very well - keep my attitude, maintain my high temperature! Keep maintaining your current temperature!"

“Trivia: Ignite is a fan of Uzi.”

"Ahhh!! I'll fuck you!"

Uzi's eyes went dark and his fat body began to tremble with anger. The scene was extremely spectacular.

Here, Luo Sen's attack was not over yet: "I am confused. You are a former professional player after all. You have only retired for a year. Do you really have no knowledge of games at all?"

"Being attacked by someone is like being killed. The signal on the mini-map is right on your nipple, but you can't even see it? You have to attack them with your low health to show how awesome you are, right?"

"That's right, the world's number one player has only the finishing blow left to him. If he's not more aggressive, the dogs won't even be able to find a point to blow."

"You're still calling yourself a jungler. Don't even mention jungler. Even your dad would shake his head if he came. Do you want to hang up and take a shower? Or pause to drink milk? You're as bad as a dog. If you can't play, don't play games. I suggest you switch to farming. Maybe you can have a second chance!"

"puff!"

Since Uzi debuted and became famous, in all these years, has he ever suffered such a violent attack that almost stepped on his head?

For a moment, he was so angry that he punched the keyboard, making a "bang" sound.

The audience in the live broadcast room and the teammates at the moment were all stunned.

"What kind of god is this? Does he really not care about being cyberbullied at all?"

Huanfeng, a "colleague" who often plays badly, was shocked and felt that the scene before him must be a dream.

"No, this guy just scolded me!"

Daan wanted to refute, but after seeing Luo Sen's subsequent attack output ability, he began to doubt whether he could kill the opponent alone. He did not participate in the "team battle" immediately.

"..."

The King of Passersby support who had been bullied by Uzi did not say anything, but silently showed an emoticon of thumbs up.

He was angry but dared not say anything, but he admitted that he felt very happy now.

Uzi was still counterattacking frantically, but due to his lack of language skills and lack of Luo Sen's experience and maturity, it didn't take long for the system to prompt him that [You have been banned for inappropriate remarks].

"Fuck! Is this Canyon of Heroes server sick? If they can't ban people who curse, why would they ban me?"

After seeing this tip, Brother Zaozi was completely defeated.

[Oh no, I’m starting to blame the Canyon of Heights! ]

[Top of the Canyon: Damn, this time it’s coming for me. ]

【666666. 】

Because Luo Sen's attack power is too strong and the show effect is too explosive, a lot of black fans have flocked to Uzi's live broadcast room during this period. For a while, the room manager of the live broadcast room has been killing crazy, but still can't kill them all, and there are always "fish that slip through the net".

After seeing that Uzi hadn't spoken, Luo Sen stopped attacking and continued to rank at his own pace.

To be honest, he didn't want to "hurt others with words" unless it was absolutely necessary, but perhaps it was fate. As a man chosen by the rectification system, his personality was almost perfectly adapted to the system.

[Strike Hard]: "The host is detected to have triggered a hidden critical hit probability, and the Uzi reorganization reward is increased by 10%. The current increase is: anti-camping awareness 82%, and the team-opening ability 82%. "

"And critical hits?"

Luo Sen was stunned, then looked at his [Heavy Punch] entry which had soared to 82%, and changed "as a last resort" to "not impossible".

"As expected of a god, even after all the work is done, the rewards are higher than others. At this rate, I can upgrade [Heavy Punch] to the maximum level today."

Luo Sen was expecting Uzi's counterattack again, but unfortunately, he didn't know that the other party had been banned, and he didn't get the result he wanted.

On the contrary, the other teammates did not "disappoint" Luo Sen and performed at an incredible level.

The mid laner is usually an Earthbound Spirit. I don't know what Daan is thinking. It may be because of the game habits, or it may be because he was "accidentally injured" by Luo Sen before. In short, a Rank game lasts more than 20 minutes, and he didn't even have a team battle or support.

Huanfeng's balance in the top lane lasted less than two minutes before it collapsed again and again, and he was always at the back in team fights. When a fight with the big dragon was over, it was as if Luo Sen's side had no front row. Everyone was dead, but Huanfeng still had most of his health left and escaped with his ultimate.

Luo Sen's blood pressure, which had just calmed down, soared again: "No, buddy, why are you, a tank, always hiding behind us? Move forward!!"

"No, I'm too fragile. I died after a short while."

Huanfeng gave a reply.

"You're a tank, are you afraid of being attacked? If you could withstand two skills in the last wave, maybe we would have won. Are you doing nothing?"

"I died too many times in the early stages, and now I can't do anything. Can you tell me how to do things? Do I need you to teach me?"

Compared with Da'an, Huanfeng believes that his "fighting power" is not weaker than Luo Sen. Moreover, he is young and frivolous now, has never suffered a beating, and has the reputation of "Canyon Psychopath" to the outside world, giving people a very tough impression.

When Luo Sen saw this sentence, he instantly laughed out loud.

Canyon psychopath, aren't you afraid of being taught a lesson?

He will be the messenger of justice this time today!
"You're almost there. You've turned Sion into a cat. You can't resist damage as a tank, and you can't deal damage as an AD. Your damage panel is concave. Why? It's because of the physiological reaction of the sea whip. You have to find something concave to complete your goal. Find teammates on the court and fans off the court!"

"You stick your neck out and squint your eyes all day long. You've been pretending in front of the camera for so long that you've even fooled yourself, right? But you're right. With your performance level, you should really squint your eyes and stick your neck out because you haven't met the criteria for discharge yet." "Fuck!"

When Huanfeng saw that he was being attacked, his eyes crooked, his neck stiffened, and he immediately planned to reply to Luo Sen.

But the hand speeds of the two were obviously not proportional. As soon as he finished typing, Luo Sen's next combo was already coming.

"The coaches and teammates all give you the best."

"Don't study the fried noodles yet, just listen carefully."

"I admit that Huanfeng, your output is low."

“But you must not be RZ, you are sucked by the black hole.

"Although your body is weak when you turned from the seashore into a sea whip."

“But I believe the fans don’t mind.

"There must be a reason for that performance on the court."

"But none of this affects your 80-year-old brain thrombosis operation, which even a coward cannot perform."

"Sea whip? Sea line!"

"puff!"

When Huanfeng took a look at the neat, fluent and rhyming rap lyrics, his heart was choked with anger and he almost fainted.

I finally calmed down and wanted to refute him verbally, but suddenly I found that I didn't have the other person's "literary talent" at all.

How can you fight with others?
At this time, Uzi, Daan, and several teammates including the support player Lu Ren Wang were also dumbfounded. Suddenly, I realized that the man in front of me was the real psychopath in the canyon. He didn't seem to be targeting anyone on purpose, he was targeting everyone!
Thinking of this, Uzi, who was originally in an extremely uncomfortable mood, suddenly felt a lot better for some unknown reason.

[Fuck, I sang it! ]

【Master PG Wan? 】

[Shocked, who on earth is this guy? This guy has no intention of pursuing a career in this field. ]

【I'm jealous of your cauliflower! 】

【After watching his response to Huanfeng, I realized how gentle he was to the puppy just now. I cried my heart out.】

[What a curse! Seeing that there are still people washing the sea whip powder, it is really disgusting. 】

[I'm waiting for a live broadcast link. Please start the live broadcast soon. 】

The live broadcast room was filled with comments. Zaozige's face was slightly red, and he commented with a lingering anger: "You see, they are not just targeting me. Of course, I still have to report them. They are like a mad dog, biting everyone they see."

……

Although Luo Sen tried very hard in the later stage, he was too fierce in the team fight with three professional players. Zaozige had already started to move in the late stage, and Huanfeng just hung up directly. As expected, he lost the Rank.

Luo Sen was happy about his defeat, but he was in a very good mood.

Because after this Rank match, his [Heavy Punch] attribute had been maxed out - 100%.

[Strike Hard]: You have successfully dealt with three professional players, gaining additional critical strike chance. Current improvements: Anti-camping awareness 100% (max level), team-fighting ability 100% (max level).

"It turns out that the reward for rectifying professional players in Rank is higher than that of ordinary passerby kings. If I had known this, I would have just used my main account to play."

Luo Sen had mixed feelings, but the speed of upgrading was not slow this time. In less than two days, he upgraded one attribute to the maximum level, and two competitive attributes were stacked to the ceiling level.

What more bike do you want?

The only pity is that such a "generous" entry for upgrading and jumping will not be available in the future, otherwise he could have taken advantage of it to improve his attributes.

As I thought of this, the system settlement prompt sounded again.

[Canyon Morality Rectification·Strike Hard]: You have completed the initial stage of the canyon rectification mission and unlocked the second stage [Iron Fist of Justice].

[Iron Fist of Justice]: Every time you rectify the bad habits of the Canyon Peak in Rank, your dynamic vision will increase by 1% and your position will increase by 1%. (If the target is a professional player, there is a chance to increase the critical hit chance.)
“There’s also an advanced version!”

Luo Sen was pleasantly surprised by this sudden "new entry".

[Iron Fist of Justice] This time it is clearly indicated that if the target of rectification is a professional player, the critical hit chance of the reward will be increased.

Moreover, the improvement of the new terms is very powerful. Needless to say, team positioning is crucial for a professional player.

The improvement in dynamic vision made Luo Sen feel a little excited.

What is dynamic vision?
——An operation that seems normal to others may appear several times slower in your eyes.

In top competitions, a difference of a few tenths of a second means the difference between the upper limit and the world's first and second.

"Okay, okay, this is how we should severely discipline these professionals with corrupt morals!"

Luo Sen's enthusiasm was reactivated, and he was eager to participate in a few more Rank games.

But maybe it was because of the timing, but in the next few Rank games he didn’t encounter the previous “high-quality games”. There were very few professional players and the improvement of his entries was also very limited.

By the end of the night, the number of new entries today had only increased by 3%.

"Take your time, don't rush."

Luo Sen is in a very calm state of mind. What he is thinking about now is how to adjust his mentality.

——Several days of high-intensity group chats have offended most of the e-sports circle. Although Luo Sen appears to be cheerful on the surface, he is actually under great psychological pressure.

So he decided to take a break for a while and then plan his future path carefully, how to go about it and how to use his current improvement to make money.

These are things that require careful thought.

After stretching, Luo Sen turned off the computer, washed up quickly, and went back to the bedroom to rest and sleep.

Silent all night.

The next day.

Luo Sen did not turn on his computer all day today. Instead, he carried his backpack and went to play near West Lake.

As far as he could remember, in all his time in Hangzhou, he had never been to West Lake.

After visiting the West Lake and successfully testing the poison of the "famous dish" West Lake Fish in Vinegar, and winning the title of "Great Enemy", Luo Sen checked in at nearby parks and attractions.

He played alone until night, then returned to Regent International.

After a day of fun, his tense nerves were finally relaxed. Although he was still confused about the future, at least the hostility in his body had disappeared a lot.

"Let's continue upgrading tonight. First, get to the top of the national server and max out the attributes."

After dinner, Luo Sen turned on his computer again and prepared to continue his canyon rectification movement.

However, after logging into the LOL client, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten something.

——Since his crazy self-exposure the day before yesterday, how are those people he exposed doing now? He has reported so many people. Have Douyu, Maoya and the authorities taken any action?

Thanks to the boss of [Yeyu Xiaobaigu] for the starting point coins, thank you to all the bosses
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(End of this chapter)