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Chapter 78 Luo Sen: The dead are gone, and the living are like this! 321, link above - Suona funeral music, start!
As soon as this official Weibo post announcing his retirement came out, the already explosive post-match heat today instantly reached a new high.

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[Fuck, so fast?! ]

[No, I just saw Mr. Luo’s Weibo in the last post, and the next post you officially announced your retirement. To be honest, are you guys being dominated by Mr. Luo? ]

【《Death on the Spot》】

[He really died on the spot, no drag at all, right? 】

[I am dying of laughter. Today’s game and this Weibo post will definitely become the eternal masterpiece of the e-sports circle! ]

[To be honest, the show effect of Ma Zi's retirement was explosive, but IG and Su Gou are really disgusting. ]

[You just played one game and you organized a retirement ceremony for him? ]

【"He After Changing Career"】

Over the past few years, IG still has star players and traffic in the team, but after Su Gou's several god-level operations, its reputation and popularity have already been ruined.

Therefore, at this moment, under this Weibo post, the former people of Incheon are dissatisfied with IG's rapid change of attitude.

Of course, the fans’ quarrel was only on a small scale. After the official announcement of retirement was released on Weibo, more people immediately turned around and left messages under Luo Sen’s Weibo.

【How do you evaluate? 】

[Hahaha, the champion FMVP was beaten to retirement on the spot! ]

[It seems! It seems! ]

[Did a fight break out backstage today? ]

[After the interview, did you communicate with Yu Shuang? ]

[When will Mr. Luo start broadcasting? Tell the family members! The family members can’t wait! ]

In response to this, Luo Sen first posted three words on Weibo: [Pay tribute! (Candle) Pay tribute! (Candle) Pay tribute! (Candle) The deceased is the greatest, family members should not make jokes about the deceased under the anchor’s Weibo! ]

[In addition, the live broadcast time is the same as before, starting at 8 o'clock. At that time, the anchor will give a small performance to the family members and chat about today's game! ]

"Gege, why are you always being filial?"

The bus arrived at the hotel. Chovy sat next to Luo Sen and saw him posting on Weibo with his phone, with the corners of his mouth curled up. He was quite curious.

"I thought of happy things."

"Don't they say that the dead are the greatest?" Liu Qingsong in the front row turned around and said, "You're not being sincere, Mr. Lao!"

"Gao Zhenning...Alas."

Yu Wenbo suddenly sighed.

As a veritable Tik Tok team, they are naturally aware of the online public opinion flow at this moment.

Because of this, A Shui felt a little complicated.

In fact, before today's game started, he felt a sense of emotion after seeing the familiar IG team uniform.

After beating IG, Gao Zhenning made a lightning-fast comeback and retired just as quickly. In fact, he wasn't very happy.

After all, they are old teammates. It is always sad to see that the other party is now like a clown and is used as a tool to attract attention.

"I heard Ning retired."

Lao Niu is relatively isolated from the news, but just now he saw Hongmi next to him checking Weibo, and the other party explained everything to him.

"Ah? Didn't he just come back?"

Chovy was surprised: "Is he going to retire after being beaten in one game?"

Luo Sen raised his head and was about to join in the conversation when a new notification suddenly popped up on Weibo.

He glanced down and found that under his microblog post in memory of Lao Ma, Lao Ma himself, whose ID had been changed to [Ning] at the speed of light, appeared and responded: [Fuck you! ]

Then he seemed to feel that the force was not enough, so he copied and pasted two more sentences: [Fuck you!] [Fuck you!]

"Look." Luo Sen shook his head: "There must be something hateful about pitiful people."

"I didn't want to give him a big celebration, but since that's the case, I'll keep my promise and give him a good one!"

Everyone looked on in silence.

"Gao Zhenning should be furious right now. If I were him, I would try to ease the relationship with you."

Yu Wenbo frowned: "What is he thinking? How is he going to make a living after he retires and few people watch his live broadcasts?"

"You don't understand, he's very smart."

Luo Sen shook his head: "I am his only hope now. Without me, he really has no future at all."

Everyone was startled when they heard the sound.

Ah Shui suddenly understood: "He wants to take advantage of your popularity?"

"We have to leave some room for him to survive... If he wants to take advantage of it, I'll give him one last chance."

Luo Sen felt compassion for the world and said, "Where can you find a good person like me?"

Everyone was speechless.

……

Luo Sen and his group returned to the hotel and had a simple meal. He then prepared to go and see the house he had just bought in Shanghai.

This is a large flat that he bought in Shanghai at a high price some time ago, entrusted to his little darling.

——The home and away system of the league means that DYG will need to travel around in the future. Since he often comes to Shanghai, Luo Sen is too lazy to bother, so he just buys a house to live in first.

Of course, the main reason is that his next live broadcast content is not very convenient to do in other places.

The teammates were all very curious, so except Lao Niu, everyone else followed.

"You guys can have fun as you please. I'll take a shower and then start the live broadcast."

Luo Sen said something to his teammates, took a shower, and when he realized that the Weibo post had become popular enough, he started the live broadcast.

He used a small account for this live broadcast, but despite this, coupled with the explosive popularity inside and outside the venue tonight, the number of people in the live broadcast room increased rapidly, reaching 50+ in two minutes.

"Good evening, everyone. Did you watch today's game?"

Luo Sen was wearing pajamas and rubbed his slightly wet hair. "I just came back and had a simple meal, then took a shower, and came out to live broadcast to my family."

"Here, the anchor needs to apologize to his family first."

Luo Sen had a sincere expression: "Originally, the anchor promised his family that he would personally organize Ma Ge's retirement ceremony. Unfortunately, Ma Ge didn't make it to the second game today and was carried out directly. After the game, he couldn't be found. The anchor team had already found him, but there was no chance to organize a ceremony for him on the spot!"

"I'm sorry, everyone. This is the host's fault. The host didn't expect that Su Gou could be so stupid and throw Ma Ge out halfway. Who could have thought of this?"

[Pfft haha. 】

[You kid, you got straight to the point right from the start, right?] [Moriko-kun is really strong today, the No. 1 jungler in LPL!]

[I didn't expect you to be so amazing. It turns out you are not just bragging, you really have something. ]

[Tell me about what happened backstage today and after the interview. I almost cried when Yu Shuang was interviewing you. Isn't this a consolation?]

【Your interview is really awesome. 】

"No hurry, the host knows that the old friends want to hear about the backstage and interviews, so there is no hurry." Luo Sen moved his chair: "Just now, I said that I was uneasy about not being able to hold a retirement ceremony for Ma Ge on the spot, and the team has invited him, so of course we can't waste it."

"So, the host decided to give everyone a simple burial ceremony now. Apart from anything else, I really tried my best. I hope that Ma Ge's spirit in heaven will not blame his younger brother while he is up there!"

After saying that, Luo Sen directly pulled out his chair and waved his hand: "Come on, get on!"

The black coffin-bearing team who had been waiting for a long time were dressed in suits, holding a black sign with the word "甸" in their arms, and stood behind Luo Sen with swift movements.

Luo Sen picked up his phone, changed the angle, and took a picture of the living room of the large flat.

At this moment, the members of the black coffin-carrying team that once became popular on the Internet gathered in Luo Sen’s live broadcast room!

In addition, there are special "top musicians" on standby.

"In order to host the burial ceremony for my brother Ma, the anchor not only spent a huge amount of money to buy a house, but also specially hired the most professional top team on the Internet, just to send my brother Ma on his final journey!!"

Luo Sen said emotionally: "Family members, can those so-called friends and teammates of Ma Ge do this for the host?!"

[Fuck! Are you serious?! ]

【I was shocked! 】

[Hahaha, carrying the coffin on site! ]

[Can this be invited? Is it an imitation or the real thing? ]

【You never disappoint me! 】

Professional Team

【For this, buy a house? 】

[You are so rich, brother, look at me, I want to live stream with you! ]

"My family can't wait any longer. OK, suona, get ready - play!"

Luo Sen took a step back and waved his hand, and the top professional team raised their instruments, with the main force aiming at the suona mouthpiece.

——Beep beep beep beep~!

Sad music played, Luo Sen had a sad face and a loud voice: "The stars will shine forever, and the heroic spirit will live forever! Dear family members, dear friends, today! We mourn our beloved Ma Ge with great sorrow! Your departure makes us feel endless grief, but your spirit will always inspire us to move forward. May you be well in the other world!"

"Due to the tight schedule, the ceremony was not held in a formal manner, but I believe that Ma Ge's spirit in heaven can understand the host."

"Here, in this situation, the host will sing an impromptu song for the families with this funeral music!"

Luo Sen listened to the accompaniment of the professional team's music, and also took out a microphone very professionally, and burst out with true emotions: "When I saw the mourning hall, I couldn't help but shed tears~ My dear Ma Zi was lying in the coffin~ My brother seemed to be dreaming, and he dared not accept it. As the saying goes, rest in peace, Ma brother, you can look back again~"

"Ahhhhhhh~~"

Luo Sen sang so emotionally that everyone in the live broadcast room was shocked.

【Ha ha ha ha. 】

[I can’t take it anymore. I am dying of laughter. Rest in peace, right?]

【《Entombment Ceremony》】

[Your singing is pretty good, you really should participate in the singer! ]

[You laughed so hard that my jaw dislocated in the middle of the night, are you responsible? ]

[I finally understand why you want to buy a room. The hotel won’t let you do this. It’s disturbing! ]

[One more song! One more song! ]

[Can you be more cheerful? It's so scary in the middle of the night. ]

Seeing this, Luo Sen, who had just tried singing briefly, nodded immediately: "No problem, the whole network knows that the host is the one who dotes on the family the most! Since the family wants to listen to a more cheerful song, the host will bring you the host's original adapted song - "Laoma"!"

"This song is adapted from Mr. Li's "Boss", let's enjoy it together!"

Luo Sen is good at speaking, writing, dancing and singing. He just said: "I only use this adapted song to mourn and express the host's feelings for my close friend Ma Ge!"

"To save time, let's start with the most classic part!" The accompaniment sounded, Luo Sen coughed twice, and started at 0 frame: "—— I miss you, I love you, I am willing to be a fool for the heat, this is my answer without hesitation~ Green pimple, vegetable numbness, if you ask me what kind of numbness I like, of course it's you, the numbness in my heart~ Kissing is beating, love is numb, you can act coquettishly to me, because you have always been my concern~"

"I'm coming!"

Luo Sen took a deep breath: "You are my uncle, I listen to you the most, I must be buried on time and go home early~ Oh my uncle, everyone praises you, the painting of the melon shooter ceiling~"

"Okay, let me just sing a little song. I believe everyone has already felt the host's affection for Ma Ge."

Luo Sen stopped playing the accompaniment and sighed: "Finally... I was shocked to learn that Ma Ge had passed away. I was so sad that I couldn't express my tears. I am here to pay my respects to Ma Ge's tomb."

"The dead are gone, and the living remain. May you rest in peace in another world. We will always miss you, and may your spirit live on forever."

"Your good brother, Luo Sen, expresses our condolences!"

——"One bow! Two bows! Three bows!"

"The ceremony is over!"

"Okay, take it!"

Luo Sen held a simple burial ceremony, and then changed the subject: "Now that the ceremony is over, according to our custom, it's time to have a feast!"

"As the saying goes, relatives and friends are everywhere in the world. Today, family members and viewers have spared no effort to wait in the host's live broadcast room and participate in this grand farewell ceremony. As the host who loves fans the most on the entire network, of course he cannot forget his family members."

"Today, in order to mourn my brother Ma, the anchor specially cooperated with the official platform and launched an offline group buying event!"

"Spicy chicken, spicy tofu, spicy fish, sesame chicken shreds! Anything with the word 'spicy' in it is 50% off today! Guys, this is a real treat, the host is giving it away! Don't miss it if you pass by, because 'spicy' can't be resurrected, guys, hurry up and grab it!"

Luo Sen was full of passion, and the switching of styles was not abrupt at all: "In addition, there are online mochi glutinous rice balls, wire-drawn twisted dough sticks, and the most familiar Jiuduqi - mung bean sesame filling mung bean cakes!"

“They are all domestic brands, all well-known manufacturers! Usually you have to pay full price to buy them on other platforms, but today in the anchor’s live broadcast room, the anchor has the final say and gives a 40% discount!”

"You ask why? Because four! Isn't it good four! Good four!!"

——"No! You'll lose a lot of money if you sell it like this!! You can't sell it like this!"

The long-lost voice of AI Xiaohong sounded.

"What? Can't sell? Lose a lot of money? Then you lose a lot of money!" Luo Sen was furious: "You just lost money to bankruptcy, but you gave benefits to the anchor's family. What's wrong with that?"

"Come on, stop this traitor Xiaohong and link me up!!"

Today, his live broadcast team didn't come along, so Luo Sen shouted, "321, link up!!"

After he finished speaking, Chovy, who had come over from nowhere, showed curiosity. Seeing how interesting Luo Sen's shouting was, he imitated her and said, "321, please help me, sister!"

(End of this chapter)