LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 73: Going crazy on the spot! Director and referee, you are all my people, what do you have to fight me?

Magic City, Hongqiao Tiandi Performing Arts Center.

This year's LPL Summer Season opening match was held at the main venue, Hongqiao Tiandi Performing Arts Center. Luo Sen and others had already arrived in Shanghai at noon that day, and after a simple meal, they came to the venue to clock in and enter the backstage lounge.

At this moment, half an hour before the opening ceremony of the LPL Summer Season, the 17 top LPL teams have gathered in the corridor of the backstage lounge.

In the backstage DYG lounge.

"No, brother, it shouldn't be like this, right?"

Yu Wenbo crossed his legs and glanced at Luo Sen who was wrapped up like a rice dumpling next to him.

Black cap, mask, sunglasses, black coat...

In the hot summer of June, Luo Sen was wearing clothes that made it feel like it was winter.

"Remember this." Luo Sen took off his clothes and coat, revealing his brand new white team uniform. He raised a finger at Yu Wenbo and said, "When you walk down the street, it's 'Cut, cut, you're here'. When I walk down the street, it's 'Fuck, moving target'."

"When you go out, you must be careful."

"So this is why you asked us to dress like this?"

Liu Qingsong took off his hat and began to frantically fiddle with his hairstyle: "When will the makeup artist arrive? I can't stand it anymore!"

"Is it useful, Mr. Luo? We came in together and dressed so strangely. Isn't this just a cover-up?"

Guo Hao was also sweating profusely. He walked to the air conditioner and took a long breath, sighing: "The game hasn't even started yet. Just walking into the competition venue, I feel like we're going to be wiped out. How did we get wiped out? Simple - collective heatstroke!"

"puff."

DYG made his debut, and the little baby who came with him pouted and coughed twice: "I think this is a good idea, although... I was recognized in the end."

"Kake, what does the basket mean?"

At this time, Chovy, who was already too hot, guzzled two bottles of iced drinks provided by the officials, and then asked curiously: "When we entered the door, I heard the audience next to us shouting our basket team."

"Basket." Luo Sen responded thoughtfully: "Just think of them as praising you."

"Oh..." The right hand seemed to be thinking about something.

"Cough cough."

Lao Niu, who knew a little Chinese, was choked and looked at everyone in silence.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Come on, Zhixun."

Luo Sen felt much cooler, so he pulled Chovy to sit next to him. He then paused the big TV that was broadcasting all kinds of highlights from the outside and inside of the stadium, and moved the progress bar to the makeup photos of the IG members in today's match, locking in on the mid-lane Rookie standing in the center position.

"Where's the stuff?"

Team leader Xiao Zhang quickly handed over a cut-out sticker of Faker's portrait.

Luo Sen walked up and aimed directly at Rookie's face, and with a "snap", he put Lee Sang Hyuk's sticker on it.

I stepped back and took a few closer looks, and found that the position was spot on, very consistent, with no trace of photoshop at all.

"Zhixun, from now on, stare at this picture." Luo Sen began to brainwash: "Remember, today you are not playing against Rookie, but Faker!"

Chovy blinked his confused eyes, not understanding what was going on: "Ah... Gege, isn't this Xianghe brother? This..."

"Don't talk nonsense, repeat to yourself a hundred times, 'Today I am playing against Faker'!"

Liu Qingsong urged from the side.

Chovy saw that everyone was taking it seriously and didn't dare to ask any more questions. He just stared at Rookie, who had his head replaced, and kept muttering to himself.

“…Too abstract!!”

Yu Wenbo looked at this scene, sighed, and then took out his mobile phone to record it.

……

at the same time.

outside world.

The broadcast signal source for the LPL Summer Games has also been connected.

As perhaps the most watched summer season in history, coupled with the cooperation with TikTok, the broadcasting rights for this year's LPL Summer Season can be said to be spread across the entire network.

Maoya, Douyu, Bzhan, and Douyin cover almost all mainstream online media platforms.

How could DYG’s first battle since its establishment be without the broadcast of the Anti-Luo Alliance?
——This day, they finally waited for it!
Baiyun, Weixiao, Dys, Shuijingge, Zizi and a series of other anchors, as well as Huge and Zaoge who only needed to attend today and had no competition schedule for the time being, all started the live broadcast with great interest.

Sharp review! Very sharp review!
Analysis! Frame-by-frame analysis... No, like Luo÷, they want byte-by-byte analysis!
Damn, I never thought that this day would come to you?
All they have to imagine now is that they will soon see Luo Sen appearing in a professional arena, while they will be sitting in a cold air-conditioned room, watching Luo Sen's game operations with a microscope. If there is any mistake, they will immediately attack him together!
It feels so good, so good that my scalp is tingling and my brain is having an orgasm. It’s no exaggeration to say that my whole body is trembling when I think of it!
"Come on, why aren't you starting yet?"

"That's right. The officials are so slow! An opening ceremony lasts half an hour?"

"I can't wait any longer, let's go in and have dinner with Luo÷Tian Shen!"

"I'm coming!"

Amid everyone's eager anticipation, the lively opening ceremony finally came to an end.

The DYG and IG players walked onto the stage from both sides, and then walked into the soundproof competition room amid the cheers of the audience.

……

"Welcome to the 2021 LPL Summer Games. Hello everyone. I am the commentator of this game, Wawa."

"Hi, my name is Miller."

"I'm Rita."

LPL commentary booth.

The three LPL commentators attended the event in formal attire, looking beaming with joy. Wawa and Miller even had smiles on their faces from beginning to end.

The game hasn't even started yet, but the corners of his mouth are already harder to suppress than AK.

Rita was better, but equally excited, and felt she had never been so eager to see a player play a game.

"Then it's a new season, a new atmosphere. We have achieved a lot this year." Wawa began to control the game: "Not long ago, RNG successfully won the MSI and brought back a championship trophy for our LPL."

"Then Xiaohu returned... Everyone just saw it, and I hope Xiaohu will have a good performance next time."

"Of course, the most important thing is that this year our LPL has welcomed a 'new face' - DYG."

When he said this, Wawa paused for a moment, and Miller continued, "Yes, DYG, the Douyin team."

"This is really the most anticipated team this year. Looking at their starting lineup, I think it's not too much to call them a galaxy battleship, right?"

"Not too much, not too much."

Teacher Da Wa said this and changed the subject: "A new galactic battleship must naturally have its own team soul - Charles, Luo Sen, and General Luo are the 'well-deserved' team soul of this DYG!"

"No objection?"

"No objection, no objection." Teacher Dami shook his head frantically: "I don't dare to have any objection..."

[Pfft haha. 】

[“I dare not have any opinion”]

[What's going on? Teacher Dawa and Teacher Dami didn't criticize me, Mr. Luo? ]

"No kidding." Wawa's face was serious and his tone was earnest: "Charles' significance to this DYG is the undisputed core."

"Similarly, regarding strength, Mr. Luo is also very strong. He has created a record of dominating the rankings of both the Korean and Chinese servers for a maximum of one and a half months. Although he has played very few games, or even no games at all, judging from the Rank, his competitive level is really exaggerated."

"Indeed." Teacher Da Mi nodded. "And when it comes to analyzing the game situation, Mr. Luo has a keen sense of smell and a strong ability to understand. Hey, I watched Mr. Luo's commentary in the past, and his predictions of the situation were always accurate."

"So, whether it's from the recent competitive state or the awareness and understanding, Mr. Luo is the undisputed No. 1. It may be a bit exaggerated to say that he is the strongest jungler, but I think it's not an exaggeration to rank him as the jungler with the highest ceiling!"

The two of them sang in unison, their faces full of smiles and "admiration".

The barrage of comments in major live broadcast rooms has exploded.

[Fuck, licking like that? This shouldn't be the case. Shouldn't these two people wish Luo to die? ]

[It's so funny, so weird? ]

[It's too high. 】

[Good fellow, this is a high-level black, right? A direct attempt to flatter? ]

[This is praising Mr. Luo so highly. If there is any mistake later, won’t he be scolded to death? ]

[These two are really disgusting! ]

At the commentary booth, Da Mi and Dawa looked at each other's hearts without blushing or getting nervous.

——To flatter to death.

This is what they, or the LPL commentary group, decided on for Luo Sen after discussion. Because Luo Sen has cooperated with Fujii's top management, even if they hate Luo Sen in their hearts, they must not be too negative about him in public.

In that case, I won’t be badmouthing you. I will just praise you. You haven’t played a few games yet, but I will make you the best in the world. Is that okay?

Today, DYG and Luo Sen attracted countless viewers who had never watched the game before. They praised you so highly. If you still perform poorly, don’t blame us. It has nothing to do with us. We are not blackening you.

It can be said that this set of rhetoric was so tricky that the two of them couldn't help but curl their lips while talking, and they only wanted to fast forward to the moment when Luo Sen's game was frantically replayed by the director.

They were all ready to say what they would say - no loss, no loss, this time Mr. Luo died, but it was no loss. Why? Because they didn't dare to say it was a loss!

Rita, who was standing next to him, felt something was wrong after listening for a while, but she couldn't get a word in. At this moment, the director's camera just happened to cut to a close-up of the DYG members, and everyone's ID appeared below. She quickly said, "Then let's see... DYG's new players, their first game today, they seem to be in pretty good shape... Wow."

Before he finished speaking, there was a sudden "whoosh" at the scene.

However, the director gave a close-up of Luo Sen.

Luo Sen, wearing a brand new white team uniform, appeared in the LPL official close-up. He was a familiar face, but for some reason, he made people feel bright. He was not simply handsome, but a strong eye-catcher. When sitting with other people, his overall temperament stood out from the crowd, with a very prominent visual impact.

No, buddy, is the close-up in your lens so beautiful?
【Ahhhhh!! Sembo Sembo! 】

[Why does she look better than in the live broadcast? Did she have plastic surgery? ]

[I don’t think it’s a matter of face, but her overall temperament is better than others. ]

[Is this the infamous Luo÷? ]

[Eh, what do you mean, are you doing it? ]

Suddenly, in the close-up shot, Luo Sen said something to his teammates next to him and called the referee.

The referee came over tremblingly, nodding as she listened.
Not long after, someone brought a pair of glasses that had been checked. Luo Sen unpacked them and put them on directly. Then he smeared a lot of black sesame stickers and melon seeds on his face.

It was then that everyone realized that the glasses were actually a pair of goggles that glowed green, and the funny thing was that the goggles were facing the camera, looking like two small green pimples. With the black sesame and melon seeds on the face, it instantly became more eye-catching than before!
Black sesame with green acne!

【Oh my god.】

[Pfft haha. 】

【《Green Pox Pockmarks》】

【《Melon Shooter》】

【Cosplay, right?】

[I am dying of laughter. Are you starting to go crazy now? 】

[As expected of you, this outfit makes me so happy. When Ma Zi saw it, he probably wondered if he was looking in the mirror! ]

In this situation, some netizens were immediately reminded of Luo Sen’s classic sales campaign - green pimples.

For a moment, even the commentator was confused and dumbfounded.

Dude, are you serious?
"Well... we see that Charles still takes good care of his eyes."

"Hmm... um... haha."

Rita couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Not only on the stage, but also the other teammates of DYG saw Luo Sen wearing these glasses, their mouths twitched and they tried hard to hold back their laughter.

IG and Mazi’s fans are rioting at this point.

[The authorities don’t care? ]

[Normal goggles can be worn by Xiao Account, but I, Mr. Luo, cannot wear them? 】

【Let the Game of Thrones begin! 】

[This gesture shocked the referee. ]

[Luo Sen: This stadium, the referee, and the director are all my people. How can you fight me? ]

【A Shui and Liu Qingsong live in Bengbu. 】

【Luo Sen: Let’s see who dares to laugh? 】

[Luo Sen: Whoever laughs the most now will play in the wild card game in the next game! ]

【The power is over! 】

……

"Fuck Luo, his mother!"

Opposite, inside the IG competition room.

At this moment, Ma Zi saw Luo Sen's outfit up close through the glass, and almost instantly recalled the unpleasant trip to Iceland.

The last trip to Iceland was so popular that the title of Ma Ge, the melon shooter, had already spread throughout the circle. However, this had always been a source of shame for Ma Zi, and those close to him no longer dared to mention these words to him.

But at this moment, Luo ÷ actually performed a Cosplay face to face with him. He wanted to rush into the competition room opposite and give Luo ÷ a kick that would make him have no offspring!

"Alright, alright, let's choose someone."

The teammates next to him covered their mouths one by one, and the coach covered his mouth and coughed twice, signaling everyone to start banning.

"Ban Chovy's Akali first. This guy's Akali is too powerful. We can't let him play."

Rookie communicated with the coach, and IG decisively defeated the super powerful Akali.

Afterwards, they targeted Chaowei and Nuguri one after another, and banned the currently popular Crocodile + Sethin Impact.

DYG defeated IG's Ahri, Spirit Walker, and Monkey King.

Both sides are targeting each other's mid and upper parts.

"It can be seen that IG and DYG both attach great importance to each other's mid and top lanes... But Mr. Luo is so strong, are you sure he won't target the jungle position?"

Teacher Dawa said indignantly: "This is a bit careless IG, I feel that IG's BP is a bit rough now."

"Yes, we should ban three junglers." Da Mi nodded.

Rita tried her best to control the corners of her mouth: "Hmm... ahem, let's see, DYG is on the blue side, so they have the advantage of being the first to grab... Help Nuguri get Jayce!"

During the BP, DYG grabbed Jayce. Hongmi stood behind them with a notebook and asked, "Xia Quan, Jayce is OK. This game is the same as the training game. Zhixun should pick a development hero... Clockwork."

Chovy nodded, and after IG locked on to Gnar, DYG took the mid laner Clockwork.

It was not until the third hand that they revealed Luo Sen’s hero - Lee Sin.

"Blind Monk! Mr. Luo has locked on to the blind monk. As expected, judging from his rank records, the blind monk should be one of his most proficient jungle heroes... This is normal."

There was a brief commotion outside the stadium.

【《The World's No. 1 Blind Monk》】

[I declare that the world's best blind monk outside the field is now officially entering the field! ]

【He comes to kick everyone! 】

[Boss Luo’s kick is too extreme! (Dancing wildly) (Dancing wildly)! ]

In the DYG team, everyone is very confident in Luo Sen's level of Lee Sin, because Lee Sin is indeed the hero that Luo Sen, or all jungle players, believe in the most.

It is operable and has good functionality. Since the opponent has not banned it, you must take it.

As for Luo Sen himself, he is no longer confident but conceited about his own blind monk's abilities.

"Let's finish this round, brothers, charge, charge!"

The second round of bans ended, and both sides determined their lineups for the game in turn.

They are:
Blue side DYG: top lane Jayce, jungle Lee Sin, mid lane Clockwork, bottom lane Kaisa + Alistar.

Red side IG: top lane Gnar, jungle Berserker, mid lane Syndra, bottom lane EZ + Leona.

The lineups of both sides are confirmed and the game screen starts to load.

“IG——Come on!!”

"IG——must win!!"

"DYG! Come on!"

"DYG!!"

"DYG!!"

The cheers of the two teams were heard as they entered the Summoner's Rift.

(End of this chapter)