LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?
Chapter 50: Online torture group! The value of Dou1ye! Frame by frame analysis? No! Smaller than a f
Chapter 51 Online torture group ÷! The value of shaking a wild! Frame by frame analysis? No! Smaller than a frame!
"Which account is it? Is it this one? I saw someone posting comments just now."
Luo Sen confirmed the account, but after entering, he saw a familiar fat face, and sitting next to him was Luo Xin, who was dressed formally.
"It's true, family members."
Luo Sen pointed his mouse at Zaozi, who was talking to Luo Xin at the moment. It can be seen that in this "fake official account" live broadcast that can't even be considered as a second channel, the other party did not hide his emotions too much. With a sullen face, it was Luo Xin who was trying to find something to talk about with him.
Like coaxing a child.
"Who is this bold lunatic who has offended my brother Zao again?"
Luo Sen was very "dissatisfied": "Didn't you see that my brother Zao is about to turn red on the spot? My family, the anchor is too familiar with brother Zao. His expression, this omen, and this skin condition show that he has begun to turn yellow. The temperature is 49.9%, just a little bit short, and he will turn red soon!"
【Hahaha. 】
[No, who messed with your brother Zao? You really don't have any idea, do you? ]
[It’s so funny, you’re really starting to become famous, you’ve attracted all the attention in the livestreaming room. ]
【49.9% temperature is really in Bengbu. 】
[No one knows dates better than Mr. Luo. ]
【《Huang Wen》】
【Comments from professionals】
"Oh, it turns out it's because there are too few people in the live broadcast room."
Luo Sen saw the explanation in the barrage and suddenly realized: "Okay, family members, start losing fans. Since Brother Zao is still in preparation, we have to help him and make him completely popular!"
"The giant baby group, prepare the bottles and milk powder, the popularity group, prepare to lose fans, and the audience group... well, just prepare to watch the performance."
"Come on, first level combat readiness, second level combat readiness... begin!"
"Pay attention, this is not this account, it's my brother Zao's big account, add some strength to my brother Zao's red temperature!"
After he finished speaking, Luo Sen opened Uzi’s Douyin account. After this period of hard work, Zao Ge’s Douyin fans have reached 100 million.
Luo Sen considerately divided the screen into two halves, one half was focused on Zao Ge’s personal close-up, and the other half was the changes in the number of large-scale fans.
The live broadcast room has nearly 90+ online viewers, and e-sports viewers account for almost half of them. Therefore, under everyone's attention, the 100 million followers that Zao Ge's team had worked so hard to "accumulate" began to decline visibly.
99W, 97W, 95W, but in just ten seconds, it actually dropped to 90W!
"Alright, alright, collect it first, let's see if the temperature is high enough and whether it's mature!"
Luo Sen was shocked himself. He thought that the people in his live broadcast room were really powerful, and they were really going to kill him!
He focused the camera on the scene where Brother Zao was still talking. Due to some delay, Brother Zao did not know this "terrible news" at that moment.
But soon, he received this news from his team members.
The commentator from the official channel five or six was not so serious. He glanced at the screenshot on his phone, his pupils suddenly dilated, and his entire head actually started to turn from slightly red to bright red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
My blood pressure soared, and my brain automatically went into gear and started shaking!
"Fuck...! Luo÷!!!"
"Ahhh!!!"
As soon as Zao Ge read out two words, he realized that he was still wearing a headset, and his heart was completely crazy at this moment!
“I’m going to shark you!! I’m going to shark you ahhhhhh!!”
"Puppy, puppy, what happened to you? Are you okay?"
Luo Xin, who was still unaware of the situation, looked at Zaozi in confusion, as smoke suddenly came out of his head and his skin turned red. She was shocked and stunned.
“…Not dead.” Brother Zao took a few deep breaths and continued the previous topic: “Well…FPX’s condition seems to be much stronger than RNG recently…”
Luo Xin listened and nodded, but when she glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, she was suddenly confused.
【Hahaha. 】
[Oh my god, it’s really popular! It’s really popular! ]
【How magical. 】
[I laughed so hard, I came here specially to witness this famous scene. 】
[Brother Zao, Mr. Luo has lost you 100,000 followers in 10 seconds. Please express your thoughts! ]
[Turtle, I am shocked. I didn't expect it to drop so much. You are indeed the prince of TikTok. You are bullying us, Zaozi. Are you playing the game of thrones? ]
【warn! warn! ! 】
【Temperature 100%! ! 】
"What happened? The stain wiped out 10 powders?" Luo Xin turned her head to look at the director outside the camera.
The other person looked at her with a bitter face, and shook his head frantically at her.
"...No, that's too exaggerated."
Luo Xin was confused at this moment.
It’s not just because Zaozi lost 100,000 fans, but also because of Luo Sen’s actions.
Can a normal person do such a thing? Compared with this, using a close-range attack is child's play.
This is completely stepping on Zaozi's face and spitting on it!
Madman, absolutely madman.
Crazy Jungler——the name is well-deserved.
Luo Xin trembled and was scared. She didn't dare to look at Zaozi's murderous eyes.
She had no doubt that if Zaozi was given a chance to meet Luo Sen offline, the other party would definitely use his weight advantage to madly ravage Luo Sen, and it would not be an exaggeration to beat Luo Sen into a Samsung folding screen with one punch!
"What temperature is 100%? It's only 50% now. It's just the beginning."
Luo Sen live broadcast room.
While broadcasting Zao Ge's comments, Luo Sen caught a glimpse of the news about Zao Ge's current temperature data, and immediately shook his head to refute it, explaining from an extremely professional perspective: "Temperature is a physical quantity that indicates the degree of hotness or coldness of an object. Microscopically speaking, it is the intensity of the thermal motion of the object's molecules, and is generally measured in Celsius (°C) and the International Practical Temperature Scale."
"As we all know, algae are eukaryotic organisms and it is difficult for them to warm up. In other words, their temperature does not rise that fast."
"Of course, algae are not a simple group. Different classification systems have great distinctions between them, and they are roughly divided into green algae, golden algae, red algae, etc. The algae we encounter today belong to the red algae category."
"We are very lucky today. The creature we encountered is the famous 'red warm algae'. Oh no, I got it mixed up... It is foxtail algae, which is composed of a few cells. In modern botany, it is a higher aquatic plant belonging to the 'red algae'. It is very easy to turn red and get angry!"
"And the biggest feature of this type of plant is that it has no roots, no stems, no leaves, and no crowns! No crown fungus, no paddle back."
Luo Sen spoke with emotion and sharp eyes: "At present, the anchor visually estimates that the red temperature of algae has just reached 50%! This is far from the limit of our red algae. Come on, family members, don't stop, prepare for the second wave of bathing! Let's continue to pay attention to my brother Zao!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room exploded.
[No crown???]
【《Red Warm Bath》】
[Hahaha, I am dying of laughter, good job! ]
[No, are you here to watch the live broadcast or to attend class? ]
[You really understand Hong Wen! ]
[Too professional, but Hong Wen Zao does not have a crown or trophy! ]
[Fall! Fall again! Fall all of them! I want to see the algae turn red! ]
Uzi’s account, which had already dropped to 89 followers, saw its followers start to drop again after Luo Sen’s vivid and moving explanation.
From 89W, it came to 81W, and in a moment it fell below 80W to 78W.
"Okay, okay, family, it's okay, it's okay, the temperature should be about right." Luo Sen looked at the close-up of Zao Ge himself, and saw that at this moment Zao Ge's skin could no longer be described as red, it was simply burning hot.
And when Luo Sen just looked at the other party, the official live broadcast room went directly into advertising.
——"This is very familiar to the family!"
……
"Luo÷!!! I'll kill you!!!"
"Ahhhhh!!"
"I lost more than 200,000 followers...Puppy, calm down first."
In the unprofessional temporary studio, after Zao Ge strongly requested to enter the commercial, the live broadcast source of the on-site commentary room was temporarily cut off.
Brother Zao finally lost his restraints and went completely mad, his tone even tinged with tears: "Two hundred thousand! Why did he do that?! My popularity in the live broadcast has been low recently, why did he do this to me?!"
"Tian Wenjing! I'm Tian Wenjing Luo÷! Give me the address, I want to go find him!"
The agent next to him pulled Zao Ge, his face equally miserable: "Xiao Zao, calm down, calm down, you are in the official commentary room now!!"
Brother Zao was stunned.
"With so many people watching, can you please be more mature?"
"..." Brother Zao glanced at the people next to him with shocked expressions, then looked at Luo Xin here, and then looked at Prince Ning and others who popped out of the backstage door. A feeling of depression rose from his chest to the top of his head, and he sat down on the sofa with a puff, feeling frustrated.
Everyone quickly lowered their heads and pretended to fiddle with their phones.
There was a bit of awkwardness and silence in the air. "We can't just let it go like this... We can't just let it go like this..."
"We definitely can't just let it go like this. Don't worry, after this explanation, we will definitely seek an explanation from the authorities and Luo ÷!"
The manager was still trying to comfort Zao Ge, waving to the side: "What are you standing there for? Lactobacillus!"
"Oh, it's coming, it's coming."
The assistant next to him quickly took the iced lactic acid bacteria to cool it down.
"Oh no, the enemy has taken cooling measures... Pfft..."
As soon as Luo Xin entered Luo Sen's live broadcast room with her mobile phone, she heard Luo Sen's words and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Ok?"
Brother Zao turned and looked at Luo Xin.
"...I, I remembered something happy." Feeling the mighty divine punishment, Luo Xin hurriedly explained.
Zaozi turned his head and his face was already terribly hot.
After Luo Sen's operation, the number of people in his live broadcast room has actually recovered to over 10. Most of them are just people who come to have fun.
But he couldn't be happy at all.
"The commercial is about to end. Take a break, drink some lactic acid bacteria, and then we will continue the explanation..."
……
"Is it cooked? It should be cooked."
In the live broadcast room.
Luo Sen turned off Zao Ge's live broadcast room and yawned: "Okay, it's good to be ripe. Um... Let's drink some lactic acid bacteria to cool down. The competition is about to start..."
In the official broadcast at this moment, several nagging commentators finally stopped talking, and players from both sides walked out from backstage.
The scene was filled with cheers and screams from fans.
For today's match, Fujii cooperated with Tik Tok to promote it really well, with great fanfare and huge attention.
"Lao Jin... Lao Lin, Lao Tian... Oh, and our old friend Lao Hu!!"
Luo Sen "broadcasted and commented" for the audience in real time, smacking his lips and saying, "There are so many talented people, everyone. Today's game is full of Pluto. When the anchor sees these players now, he feels his blood boiling and the temperature is rising immediately. Do you understand?"
【? ? ? 】
[Hahaha, Laojin Laolin, they are all prisons, right? ]
[I don’t know why, but I don’t mind when others say this to me, but I can’t help but feel uncomfortable when I hear it from Luo÷. ]
[Then let's talk. The gold content of Dou Yi Ye will definitely feel different when explaining it! ]
"I just gave you some information about the Red Algae. But in fact, careful family members should have discovered that there are many other types of algae besides the Red Algae. There are Chrysophyte, Chlorophyte and so on."
Luo Sen talked freely: "Then some family members will ask, host, you have said so much, is it only the popular science of red algae today?"
"The host has to regretfully tell you that this is indeed the case."
"But in order to let everyone know more about algae, the host will make an exception today and briefly talk about several other algae phyla."
"We all know that red algae don't have crowns and paddle backs. What about green algae? Haha, some smart people have already thought of it."
"Yes, the Chlorophyta has a crown and a paddle back, but it also has a cap. It's the kind of cap that looks like an umbrella on a plant, similar to a mushroom. I wonder if you have seen it. In addition, this kind of algae must coexist with marine life, such as fish and cuttlefish, right... It's normal."
"The other Chrysophyta don't have any special features. They are single-celled, have no brains, and like to rub around everywhere... And a friendly reminder, some people always mistake algae and liverwort for the same thing, but in fact, they are two completely different plants... Well, it seems that everyone is not very happy today."
Luo Sen noticed that in the close-up of the live broadcast, the members of the two teams that played today all had frowns on their faces and seemed to be in a bad mood.
【Ha ha ha ha. 】
[The green algae have a hat, hahaha. 】
[Indeed, I have seen that many green algae on the seabed have caps, which are quite beautiful.]
【genius! 】
[Unhappy? The anchor has no clue, right? Don’t you know why he is unhappy? ]
[I am dying of laughter. It would be strange if Lao Hu and the others were happy knowing that this game was being “analyzed frame by frame”.]
"Don't be so mean in the comments. When did the host say he would analyze it frame by frame? Is the host that kind of person?"
"Some haters are really good. They always come to the anchor's live broadcast room to stir up trouble. The anchor is just a game anchor. He usually has nothing to do but give some popular science to the family members who like to listen to knowledge. That's enough."
"So everyone should stop chasing after the anchor to criticize him... Look, the game has started, the anchor has to get into shape."
The screen switched to the BP interface, and Luo Sen sat up straight.
"Come on, Xiaohong, shout out our slogan today——"
AI Xiaohong: "Who tries hard, who commits crimes, who plays more as a team, who controls the lane in the jungle?"
Luo Sen directly took out a flash shooting + slow motion + zooming software and said in a loud voice: "Let's enter today's game together! What is frame-by-frame analysis? The maximum number of frames is 1518 bytes, and what the anchor will bring to you today is 'byte analysis'! Starting from 1 byte!! "
【? ? ? 】
[Haha, ‘byte analysis’, right? Douyin officials laughed when they heard it! ]
[Fuck, what kind of software is this! You are too toxic, aren't you? Even Jesus can't stand your analysis! ]
[I can’t take it anymore. I’m already laughing so hard that my stomach hurts before the show even starts.]
[The Stains is on air. The Stains is on air. 】
"Oh, speaking of that."
Luo Sen suddenly thought of something, leaned his chair back, and waved to his assistant Xiao Zhang: "Come, move our new friend over here."
Xiao Zhang held back his laughter, and worked together with the other two people to move a "robot" that was more than one meter tall to the side of Luo Sen.
The robot said it was more than a meter tall, but because of his "congenitally short stature", Luo Sen was almost the same height as the other when he sat.
"Let me introduce to my family members. From today on, our live broadcast room has welcomed a new friend!"
"Rambo Robot! And it's intelligent."
Luo Sen explained: "Since the anchor has been reminded several times by the official recently not to violate the rules during live broadcasts, the anchor asked the manufacturer to make a unique 'Rambo figure' in the world! Smart plug-in, family members, did you see that there is a temperature bar on the head of Rambo? In future live broadcasts, it 'will' monitor the anchor's speech and behavior in real time."
"And the accumulated temperature value! Once it exceeds 50%, the lights on it will turn red as a whole, warning the anchor to be careful with what you say and do!"
"What do you think, family members? Forget it, let the host demonstrate it to you first..."
Luo Sen directly clicked on the remote control.
The big Rambo next to him turned red instantly and shouted out the original lines of LOL: "Warning!! Warning!!"
"Haha, that's it, cute right?"
【? ? ? 】
[Oh my god! How much does this cost? ]
[No, this is a matter of money? Luo÷ you really understand live streaming! ]
[I am dying of laughter. This warning sound is too loud. 】
【True genius! 】
"Speaking of which... why isn't my brother Zao's skin Rambo? Otherwise, the anchor could have chosen a limited edition Rambo skin!"
Luo Sen shook his head. At this moment, the game had already started. He held Rambo in his left hand and slow-motion analysis software in his right hand. He was fully equipped and started watching the game.
In this game, RNG picked Syndra as the top laner, probably to make Tiger feel more comfortable. After all, this is Tiger's first season as a top laner, and his top lane hero pool is not very large.
But today, the opponent in the top lane was Niuguli, and FPX picked Irelia. So when Luo Sen saw the top lane, he couldn't help but say, "This is not right. Why is Syndra fighting Irelia in the top lane? Royal Club is deliberately targeting my brother Tiger."
"Well...here he comes!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Niuguli had already used the soldiers to exchange blood with Syndra in close combat.
Brother Hu threw out QE in panic, but Niu Guli dodged it easily, and then continued to chase and exchange blood.
In desperation, Brother Hu decisively gave up his flash.
He was hit by the flash less than five minutes into the game.
"Hey! It's right here!"
Click!
The software recorded the whole process. Luo Sen slammed the table directly: "Brother Hu was beaten out of his flash this time, but it doesn't matter, it's not a loss, because Brother Hu also knocked down Irelia's blue bar! And Niu Guli is a Korean and doesn't understand the art of war. He doesn't know that this is a trap set up by Brother Hu. After this wave, FPX will definitely let down their guard. Brother Hu, win!!"
"Maybe many people think the anchor is exaggerating, but in fact, those with high ranks all know that the more you die, the less valuable you will be, so your opponents won't be able to use you as an ATM!"
"The most exciting part of this wave is the QE that Tiger Brother missed. Come on..."
Luo Sen slowed down the video N+ times, pointing at Syndra's QE that just missed, "Did you see that, folks? Did you see it clearly? If you didn't see it clearly, the anchor will slow it down twice as fast! Let's all enjoy Brother Hu's "extreme operation" together!"
(End of this chapter)
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