LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 48: A highway with no speed limit, full of Wayne trees on the roadside

【Hahahahaha. 】

[Oh my god, what kind of talent does it take to come up with such a top-notch skill?! ]

[Xiaohong is so classic. I have watched Luo÷’s live broadcast for a long time. Now I want to laugh when I hear the word Xiaohong. ]

【Dog: Bad luck! 】

"The anchor moved to a new home this time and bought three puppies and two kittens, which makes a total of five, and they are all very cute."

Luo Sen asked the baby to hold the mobile phone holder, squatted down, and rubbed the Husky affectionately with his hands.

There was a light of wisdom in the other person's blue eyes. He stared at Luo Sen sideways, his tongue tilted to one side and drooling.

"But this one wasn't bought. It was sent here along with the other one by the Australian manufacturer the anchor just mentioned...Haha, what's with that look? Are you dissatisfied with me, Xiao Hei?"

Luo Sen was amused by Xiao Hei's eyes, and rubbed the back of his neck randomly. After he hummed in comfort, he withdrew his hand and said proudly: "It's called Xiao Hei. How about it? Handsome, right?"

[Brother, please don't do this. I can't stand it.]

[Don't laugh like that, the Luo I'm familiar with is back! ]

[The three elements of a domineering CEO: money, good looks, and height. Mr. Luo has them all, and now he has to add "kindness"! ]

[Handsome? Smart! ]

[Its eyes are really hard to hold, I suspect it is scolding you. ]

[Mr. Luo never eats beef—because it smells bad!!]

【Hahaha, everyone in the live broadcast room is talented. 】

[Speaking now, if a decent person watches Mr. Luo’s live broadcast for a long time, he will become like this...]

"Let's go, let's hold Xiao Hei and continue the tour."

Seeing that the dog was clinging to him and refused to leave, Luo Sen simply picked it up, let the little baby hold the mobile phone holder to live broadcast, and continued walking forward.

When I walked out of the living room door and came to the outside of the yard, before the camera of the live broadcast phone could turn around, I heard another "woof woof" sound next to me.

A small Shiba Inu with reddish fur ran over hurriedly and threw itself into Luo Sen's arms.

"Wow, Xiaohong has gained weight again today... Well, this little Shiba Inu was sent here together with Xiaohei. Its name is Xiaohong, but it is different from AI Xiaohong. They have the same name, but one is a robot and the other is a puppy."

[Wow! What a cute little Shiba Inu. Host, is the puppy male or female? ]

"Xiao Hei is a girl, Xiao Hong is a boy."

Luo Sen stood up, took the phone and faced the camera: "You can't tell from their appearance, right? Haha, they are a couple, the anchor decided to pair them up."

【? ? ? 】

[The little red dog is a boy? You two are of different breeds, don’t mix them up randomly.]

[Don't mess around, are you a demon? If you don't know how to raise a pet, don't raise one! ]

[I see that Xiao Hei is much older than Xiao Hong. Did Xiao Hei have a 'mate' before? ]

[Hey, hey, I'm starting to react. Luo, you're really vicious! ! ]

Luo Sen: “?”

He spread his hands innocently: "No, why are there always haters who mess up the anchor's rhythm? What do you mean Xiao Hei had a spouse before? Dogs are animals, they are different from humans, so it's normal for them to have mated many times in the past. They used to listen to their owners' arrangements."

“But now the anchor is their master!”

"As long as Xiao Hei belongs to Xiao Hong now, isn't that enough? Why do you care so much? Can't you see that Xiao Hong doesn't care at all? She is very happy now!"

"The dog doesn't understand these things. It's a - happy puppy!"

【? ? ? 】

【Hahaha. 】

【genius. 】

[Puppy: It's okay. It's okay.]

[Indeed, the puppy himself doesn't mind, so why do you mind? ]

【But Xiaohong is really cute. 】

【It's just the master's mission. 】

"Alright, stop messing around in the live broadcast room. The anchor will show everyone the other two kittens. They are of the same breed this time, both are ragdoll cats, and their eyes are blue, like gemstones..."

As he spoke, Luo Sen turned and walked towards a small cat kennel built in the yard, leading the fans and viewers in the live broadcast room to continue visiting his new home.

……

at the same time.

Before Luo Sen finished his live broadcast, clips of his live broadcast and messages had already been released intermittently.

In fact, there is no need to watch the slices, because many people in the circle are paying attention to today's live broadcast. Everyone wants to see how much Luo Sen has cut recently, and wants to see how Fujii will comment on this matter in the live broadcast room after the change of dynasty.

As a result...things developed far beyond their imagination.

First of all, Luo Sen’s offensive power during the live broadcast is “as strong as ever”, and it is almost hilarious throughout the entire live broadcast, which makes many netizens and fans laugh until their cheeks are numb.

And those who were named in the circle were also in a dilemma!

"Luo÷ah Luo÷, you have such great literary talent and such talent!!"

Uzi didn't watch Luo Sen's live broadcast today, but Omimi did, so both of them were so angry at Luo Sen that their cheeks were distorted and their bodies were trembling.

The former was simply angry, while the latter was a little scared, and even developed an unprecedented hatred towards Luo Sen!
In addition to being stung by Luo Sen's every word and evoking all kinds of memories, the more important thing is - isn't Luo Sen making too much money?
It has two subsidiaries, a five-story villa and courtyard in the core area of ​​Hangzhou, a luxuriously decorated studio, various complete teams, and even a collection of Lego bears on the background wall, which together are enough to pay a professional player's annual salary!
[No, is he rich to this extent now? ]

[I think they are all fake, just for show. ]

[Fuck, I can't earn that much money even if I play professionally for my whole life, how can he do that?! ]

[I cannot coexist with Luo Gou! ]

[Fuck, you are trying to scam me on the live stream, right? Have you forgotten that I beat him like a dog when I was a professional player? Just like he said just now, everyone in the group is responsible for this kind of person becoming popular and making money! ]

In the group chat, professional players and managers led by the "Anti-Luo Alliance" were either complaining, envious, or swearing at the screen.

——Real-time dissemination of Luo Sen’s live broadcast content, news 99+.

Uzi saw this and directly picked up his phone @麻辣香锅: [Liu Shiyu, I suggest you can output more often. We need hands like you without resin. ]

Spicy aroma: [? ]

LeYan said: [No, he is a professional player, let alone beating you, I can beat him, I am really mad at him today. ]

Doinb: [Luo÷ seems to be not far away! 】

Everyone: [? ? ? 】

"Fuck, he's faking his death!"

Stain exclaimed, and Omimi, who was also watching the group chat, turned around and asked in surprise: "Laojin won the resurrection match?"

At this time, someone in the group happened to ask: [Fuck, Tae-sang, are you alive? ]

Doinb: [I will return to China next week.] Everyone: [……]

The contestant who was extremely concerned about Lao Jin just now asked again: [Come back soon, brother. If you don’t come back, I will be overwhelmed. Your fans have been saying that I don’t speak up for you. How can I help you? I can’t argue with Luo÷ at all. This guy has such a good eloquence…]

"It's Jin Yi." Uzi saw his wife's puzzled face and explained.

"Oh, no wonder." Omimi nodded suddenly.

"No, why can't this group of people talk about the right thing?" Seeing that the group has been talking about how much money Luo Sen has made and how well the company is doing, Wuzhe interrupted everyone anxiously: [No, everyone, the focus now is on the official website! ]

[The official account was used today to give gifts to Luo÷, and they even called him chairman... I say, do you want to see Luo÷ return to the game? It's so disgusting! We must unite and not let him get everything he wants! ]

After being "educated" by the official thunder last time, Brother Zaozi now recognizes the situation clearly and knows that things are different now. If he wants to disgust Luo Sen, he must use other methods - uniting other people is Brother Zaozi's new method.

For me alone, you officials don’t care, but what if all the professional players are against it?

But as soon as he sent the message, the group immediately fell silent, without the expected “one call and a hundred responses” reaction.

——In fact, it’s not that everyone doesn’t know the seriousness of this matter. Today, the official account appeared in Luo Sen’s live broadcast room, and they also kuangkuang gave gifts and “licked” Luo Sen’s news. They have known about it for a long time.

But what can we do? At first, everyone's reaction was the same as Luo Sen's, extremely confused and unbelievable.

But after they realized it, most of them were players. How could they possibly interfere with the official decisions?
The group was silent for a long time, and LWX, who had not participated in the discussion, stood up and said, "So what do you think we should do?"

Stain said loudly: [Of course we should unite! Let's protest together. How can such a person be a professional? He...he...he is immoral! ]

Everyone: […]

[Speaking of which, the official is really something. They are so licking it right away. I feel like this new team has found a new father after coming up. They regard Luo Gou as their new father. Have you noticed? ]

Mala Xiang Guo didn't care whether his chat records would be exposed or not, and his words were extremely vulgar: [If you ask me, the current official is not as good as the Lao Jin team. ]

【really. 】

[What chairman? You've been wronged... He's wronged, but we're the ones who've been wronged! How can you say such a cheesy thing? ]

[I think it's possible. Anyway, I firmly protest against Luo Gou's return.]

[Luo Gou is now upset with Mi Er Qia Nu, and he wants to clear his name, he wants everything. I am not targeting others, but I will never let him live so smoothly! ]

[Puppy, you lead the way, and we will follow you! 】

Some old guys who have retired long ago or have never made a name for themselves in their professional careers, as well as players like Xiaohu and LWX who have long been "mortal enemies" with Luo Sen, have begun to express their opinions.

Those who have ambitions and good development in their careers remain silent.

Seeing this, the puppy said directly: "Okay! I will take the lead and start this trend. Luogou will not have a good death. He will have to spit out all the money we earned by stepping on him!"

He did not try to win over those silent contestants and insiders. Once this kind of thing is done, they will naturally end up in trouble.

"Tingting, tell my dad to arrange the navy. Since we can't win the lawsuit, I'll try some tricks on him!"

"Well, we should have done this a long time ago. You can't talk about martial ethics with Luo Gou!"

……

On the other hand, Luo Sen went off the air after broadcasting for two and a half hours, not yet realizing that he had completely "angered" Zaozige and other e-sports veterans.

Not long after he finished his live broadcast, he got in touch with the official side.

During the live broadcast, he was just doing the show effects, but in fact, the official still added his personal WeChat.

After a brief communication on WeChat, Luo Sen handed the phone to the little baby.

The little darling dutifully checked every word, and after ten minutes, he nodded and said, "Looking for you to promote League of Legends peripherals? I think you can take it."

"Your greatest strength right now is not your company or money, but your ability to bring in goods. If you use this well, you will never be short of money in the future."

Luo Sen nodded after hearing this.

In fact, his current sales frequency has gradually decreased. Because everything has a limit. Although he can make money in a short period of time by selling products too frequently, it is not every day that brands with good quality and willing to lower prices can be found. His ability determines his sales volume, and the quality of the products determines how far he can go in the future.

Luo Sen understands this better than anyone else.

"What I think is that Mr. Gao's team who came up with Xin Ai is really smart."

The little darling smiled and nodded: "Indeed, we didn't mention this when we talked before."

"League of Legends' previous operations on peripheral products were a complete mess. Such a big IP was so badly managed. In order to achieve the above performance, they had to turn their attention to the 'evil ways'."

"But in fact, the profits in the surrounding area are huge. If we do it well, it will be the first achievement of General Gao since he took office."

"Brother, you are really the chosen benefactor of Mr. Gao. Now the entire network has the ability to bring goods and promote LOL peripherals. Who else but you?"

The little baby licked it unabashedly: "Remember to delegate to the Douyin Mall, I have a commission."

Luo Sen: "...You don't need to tell me that."

"Okay, since it can be done, I will cooperate with the official promotion tonight. It just so happens that the studio has made a lot of figures."

Luo Sen said excitedly. He was in a good mood because he could make money while selling things he liked.

"OK, then I will discuss the supply issue with their specific person in charge."

The baby nodded.

The two men had a brief discussion, and that night, Luo Sen posted a group of pictures of the Vayne action figure on his Weibo.

This Vayne figure is not an ordinary figure, but is specially customized by Luo Sen Studio. It is as tall as a person and is a true 1:1 ratio restoration.

The Night Hunter is half-covered in a purple gauze dress, with charming eyes and loose hair. Even if you don't look at the real thing and only look at the photos, she is very delicate and beautiful, with a full visual impact.

Weibo post: [I forgot to show my family my collection of figures during today’s live broadcast—Night Hunter Vayne, specially made by a manufacturer, how many of you will faint?]

This was originally a very normal daily interactive Weibo post, which also promoted a wave of figures.

But Luo Sen didn't expect that as soon as he posted this Weibo, the number of comments and replies below would increase dramatically.

When I clicked on it, I saw that the comments were not the half-joking, half-praising fans' comments, but a lot of curses.

All of the Vayne that revolved around Luo Sen was hinting at Uzi, with Uzi's name engraved underneath, deliberately insulting the former god.

This familiar feeling, familiar operation, familiar professional terminology, Luo Sen instantly felt as if he had returned to a few months ago, when he was alone and weak and was bombarded by crazy dogs, water army and black fans.

——I have felt this feeling for a long time since he became famous. Because his Weibo fans usually control the comments a little bit. Although Weibo has never been his main battlefield, over time, the black fans are naturally not as "persistent" as his die-hard fans.

"Is this a flooded bath?"

Luo Sen closed the comment area, opened the Weibo editing box, and directly @Uzi: [Are you smart? You don’t change the batch of water army, many of the IDs are very familiar to me. ]

He then posted a second Weibo post: [This is really, you just smelled it, right? The anchor thinks that Vayne is not someone's exclusive hero. Even if it is, the anchor can't post a picture of Vayne's figurine? Is this a crime? Can't you find a more professional team to find the water army and black fans? Oh, the anchor forgot, the fat water should not flow to outsiders, you should find the water army company you built, right? ]

[This is really out of the ordinary, folks. I never thought that one day the hero Vayne would become a "banned word." ]

[@Uzi you don't really think you are some Vayne god, do you? I told you to steal skins, and you really did, bro? ]

[Your name is engraved on the bottom. Are you dreaming? You don’t have your name engraved on the things around you, and the anchor engraved it for you? It’s dirty even if he engraved it for you. ]

[How about this, since the haters are so anxious, the host will not post Vayne's photos anymore - the host will build you a highway with no speed limit, with Vayne trees hanging on both sides. This should satisfy the needs of the God of Bath. ]

After posting this Weibo, Luo Sen came to the official Weibo of League of Legends, where he had discussed with him tonight to release a giant Vayne figurine, and left a comment: [Put it away quickly, fish for a while longer, Uzi will fly over when he smells the scent! ]

Thanks for the votes, bosses. I have written nearly 13,000 words, but I can’t write anymore. See you tomorrow.

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(End of this chapter)