LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 44 The Chairman personally blew up the outdoors! Mr. Luo in the Daluo Manor

【Ha ha ha ha. 】

【Good writing! 】

[I am dying of laughter. Zaozi has become the biggest clown, Shakou! ]

[Honestly speaking, I am very happy to see this announcement. The authorities should severely punish Zaogou! ]

[It’s cool, but the authorities didn’t target Mr. Luo this time… I’m shocked. 】

[Oh no! Will Fujii be the one to "backstage" the revolution now? ]

[I am ready to fight to the death, why did Your Majesty surrender first? ! ]

[I declare that Mr. Luo is the best in the gaming world! Other players are not even a hair behind him! Does Zaogou really think he is the official father? ]

Bang!
Uzi looked at the various hurtful comments under the official post and was so angry that he automatically shook his head and punched the table while trembling.

"Why don't these haters look the same? Why? Are they just disgusting to stay on the Internet?!"

"Hey, why are you competing with them... Come and have a drink..."

"I won't drink it. I hate drinking lactobacillus the most now. Every time I drink it, I think of Luo÷'s face. It's disgusting!!"

Brother Zaozi screamed, "Don't give me any!"

Omimi: “…”

"It seems that Fujii's change of personnel this time is really a change of dynasty. You were treated very well in Fujii before. So, if Luo wants, he may be able to return to the game at any time."

"Return to the game? He's dreaming!!"

Uzi said angrily: "I won't let him succeed!"

In private, Omimi's brain is actually better than Stain's and she is more rational.

Hearing this, he ignored Zaozi who was already furious, and just frowned and analyzed: "According to the current official'attitude' towards you, the people have been replaced, so what we talked about with Lao Jin before is no longer valid. Do you think it is necessary for us to make a comeback?"

"If you don't make a comeback, I think you and yourself will not be reconciled to your recent popularity..."

"Comeback?"

Zaozi was startled, then sneered: "Of course I want to make a comeback, but before that, the official must have an attitude! Anyway, there is only me and no Luo, I don't believe that I can't beat FW who has no results in the competition and zero honors!"

Aomimi fell silent again after hearing that, and stroked Xiaozao's head: "Then we'll wait and see... It's okay, calm down, I support you. Let Luo jump around like this, he will suffer the consequences!"

……

The villa is fully equipped with all kinds of equipment and furniture.

Luo Sen drank lactic acid bacteria and said, "What on earth did you discuss with them? I feel that this new team is really vigorous and resolute. They really don't pamper Zaozi at all."

The kid opposite also showed off a bottle of lactic acid bacteria: "There's a lot of content, several aspects: 1. League of Legends may officially enter Douyin, 2. We are negotiating the issue of live broadcast rights recently."

"In the past, Penguin headquarters was still interested in competing, but now Douyu Maoya is half dead, Bilibili has failed in its transformation, and the general trend is on our side. After a while, it should be almost settled."

"Ah, that's good."

Luo Sen nodded.

I don’t know if the League of Legends, which entered the market earlier than the previous life, can reverse the situation of severe decline in popularity in the previous 24 years.

"This new CEO Gao is much smarter than Lao Jin." The little darling looked at Luo Sen thoughtfully: "And he likes you very much. He mentioned you a lot during the conversation."

Luo Sen was stunned: "Mention me? How do you mean?"

"They say you're the most popular League of Legends anchor... Bro, you helped someone put their mortal enemy into a coffin, do you really not know or are you pretending not to know?"

Luo Sen blinked, smiled and said nothing.

"You, brother, you are smarter than a monkey."

The little baby nodded at Luo Sen and changed the subject: "Today is the first live broadcast of the new home, are you planning to do something different?"

"Well, I'm going to take my family to visit Mr. Luo's big house."

Luo Sen looked down at the time and said, "Okay, no more talking. It's about to start. I have to go get ready."

"Oh right..." He pointed at the lactic acid bacteria in the baby's hand and said, "Aren't you working out? Can you show off this stuff casually?"

The little baby picked up the lactobacillus and grinned, "It's sugar-free."

"Hahaha."

Luo Sen was happy: "Good, good, good, a good sugar-free product. I wish we can always be sugar-free on our future journey!"

After saying that, he stopped chatting with the little darling and stood up to prepare for tonight's live broadcast.

Everything in the new villa has been prepared. He now needs to arrange the staff and remind everyone not to be nervous if they go abroad at that time.

At 7:30 in the evening, Luo Sen notified everyone on Weibo and the fan group and started the live broadcast half an hour in advance.

Because it was Luo Sen’s first live broadcast after moving to his new home, and during that time there were incidents such as the "Fujii change of leadership" and the "President Luo" incidents, as soon as Luo Sen opened the live broadcast room, the popularity in the room increased visibly.

"Good evening, everyone. I haven't seen you for a few days. I don't know if you miss me, but I miss you so much."

Luo Sen was holding a mobile phone, sitting in his exquisitely decorated, middle school-style studio, and greeting the audience in the live broadcast room.

【Hello, Mr. Luo! 】

[321, Hello, Mr. Luo! ! ]

【Hello, Chairman! 】

[Now it’s Mr. Luo who’s on stage. ]

【Have a look at the new home, have a look at the new home! 】

[I own one-hundred-millionth of this new home! ]

[Is Senbao so handsome today? Every time I see you, my eyes light up. You are really pleasing to the eyes. ]

[Spot check! Brother Mori, I love you! ]

Luo Sen: “?”

"Where are the room managers? The room managers have started to work. Kick out those fans who have bad intentions towards the anchor!"

Luo Sen pretended to shout, and then said cheerfully: "Haha, yes, Mr. Luo is the host now."

"But don't worry, my friends. I can be Mr. Luo elsewhere, but I will always be Xiao Luo here with you!" Luo Sen said in a loud voice, "Why? Because you are my family! My family, I haven't seen you for a few days. I am so eager to send you benefits. Do you understand? My dear family!"

【Hahaha. 】

[My wallet starts to tremble when I hear the word "family" now! ]

[You are really good at making circles, you have made the whole circle. ]

[I just like watching Mr. Luo’s live broadcasts. The circles are so interesting. It’s fair and aboveboard. ]

【Look at the house, look at the house! 】

"Okay, today I will show you my new home."

Luo Sen stood up and said, "I was just joking with my family. I won't be selling any products today. I'm going to do a live broadcast outdoors with my family."

[Luo Sen: Tietie, I love to tell little lies.] [Fuck, is this so extravagant? A wall of Lego bears? Are they all genuine?]

[Ah? Is it valuable? ]

[If the most expensive one here is genuine, it would cost 20 yuan. ]

【Holy shit! 】

【What is that? Xiaohu?! 】

Some sharp-eyed fans have already discovered that the figurine wall behind Luo Sen's studio contains many familiar yet unfamiliar figurines, including Brick Bears and many familiar childhood cartoon characters.

"Ah, this."

Luo Sen turned around and took a glance, then took the Black Tiger figurine and said, "You young family members may not recognize this. This is the Black Tiger from The Legend of the Seven Heroes of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit."

"As for Hei Xiaohu, those who are familiar with the host know that he is a person who likes nostalgia very much, so he bought a lot of childhood figures."

"This Black Tiger is a villain from a cartoon that the host loved when he was a child."

"The anchor really likes the line in the animation." Luo Sen took it to the camera and showed it, blurting out: "I am blacking Xiaohu openly!"

"Well, it's aboveboard, family members."

【? ? ? 】

[Hahaha, I didn’t react just now. ]

[No, this is all right? You are honest, right? ]

【Brother Tiger is furious! 】

【Talent! You are the talent! 】

"Not only are there Hei Xiaohu's family members." Luo Sen also happily showed his "collection" up close: "There are also the two-faced turtle in "The Adventures of Little Carp", the five kids and the water-spraying kid in "Calabash Brothers", oh... there are also giant green bean cakes. This is not a character from the anime. The anchor just likes to eat it."

Luo Sen spoke eloquently: "As the saying goes, there is a loyal and righteous Black Tiger, and a loving tortoise and a two-faced turtle! The anchor has been dealing with tortoises a lot recently, so when he saw this figurine, he couldn't help but buy it."

[Hahaha, I was laughing so hard. 】

【《Water Spray Baby》】

【Buff is fully stacked.】

【Every sentence is true even if it is not mentioned. 】

[No, the amount of knowledge and number of people involved is too much, I have to take it slow.]

[The output is as high as ever. ]

"Hey." Luo Sen sat back in his chair, crossed his legs, and said righteously: "There are always some haters who are bashing the anchors. They bash the anchors for some weird and shady things, some connotations... These are all untrue!"

"Families who are familiar with the anchor know that the anchor has always been the most positive anchor on the entire Douyin platform. No one understands positive energy better than the anchor!"

As he spoke, he talked about his childhood memories: "Many viewers in the live broadcast room are born after 00, and may not have watched "The Legend of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit". When the anchor was a child, this animation was a very popular Chinese animation, and the character Hei Xiaohu in it was very infatuated, or in today's words, a bit of a licker."

"He was very fond of the heroine Lan Tu, and saved her from danger several times. He was cautious and judged the situation carefully. Gradually, Lan Tu also had some strange feelings for him, until the arrival of that adult, everything changed. Once, he said something that the anchor remembered very clearly - Am I, Hei Xiaohu, not as good as him, Hong Zao?!"

"Oh sorry, I remembered it wrong, it's Rainbow Cat."

【Ha ha ha ha. 】

【Daily story time session! 】

【RNG was very upset when they heard this. 】

[Assessing the situation, right? Second laugh? ]

【It's hard to be tight after a red bath. 】

"Speaking of baths." Luo Sen stood up again with great interest, holding his mobile phone and strolling to the right side of his studio desk, the balcony, where there was a giant bathtub that was half the size of a person.

"Family, did you see this? How about this bathtub? Can it cool down?"

Luo Sen was full of passion: "My friends, don't envy the anchor, because this is a brand that the anchor will promote next time, an electric smart cooling bathtub for babies! It is 100% smooth and smart, and it can cool down quickly. When family members finish playing games, or just get warmed up, they can take a bath in it, and the effect is amazing!"

"The only pity is that the wrapping was destroyed by the anchor. The original bathtub was so beautiful and imported from Australia. So in order to let the family feel the charm of the original product, the anchor went to the next door to 'steal' some wrapping paper and wrapped it for the bathtub. Hey~ it's wrapped like this."

"Come, show it to the guys - the stolen bathtub!"

Luo Sen gave the order, and the little baby next to him went over and lifted up the huge bathtub, which had a cute cartoon baby head printed on it, and five big words at the bottom - Specially for cooling, imported from Australia.

There is also an unfamiliar name in the lower right corner.

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[A bathtub with stolen skin? ? ]

【Imported from Australia? 】

【Hahahahahahahaha.】

[I am dying of laughter. Great, great bathtub stealing! ! Steal, steal everything! ]

[Mr. Luo, my God! ! ]

[I still can't imagine your work. ]

"Yes, it's a bathtub with stolen skin. Although the skin was stolen from the bathtub and the original skin was also destroyed by the anchor, you have to admit that after such a simple repair by the anchor, the skin really fits the bathtub perfectly!"

"It has now been restored to factory settings! And the anchor did this to show the product to his family. I believe the family can understand."

After saying that, Luo Sen waved his hand at the little baby: "Put it down, put it down, it's tiring."

The little baby put down the bathtub, and Luo Sen continued to introduce it to the camera of the mobile phone: "This bathtub without skin is very comfortable, family members. The anchors usually have to lie in it to cool down after playing Rank, otherwise they are afraid that the bed will be burned."

"Wait, someone here asked why someone else's name was engraved on the bathtub... Hey, this is what I said."

Luo Sen was speechless: "Then let's talk, my friends. The bathtub has been stolen, so isn't it normal for your name to be stolen? Besides, does it matter whose name is engraved? They say the bathtub has been restored to factory settings, so it's a new bathtub now!"

【Restore factory settings in Bengbu. 】

【Hahahahaha. 】

【Brother! Collect, collect, collect! 】

[I am already laughing so hard that I am numb. ]

——[Australian Baby Cooling Bath] gives [Luo Sen] a carnival.

——[Australian Baby Cooling Bath] gives [Luo Sen] five carnivals.

"Thanks to [Baby Cooling Bathtub] big brother for sending the carnival. Thanks to my brother, you are so generous! It seems that big brother is very satisfied with the anchor's advertising. Don't worry, big brother, the anchor is first-class in selling goods, just wait for 'bankruptcy'!"

"Since you are so generous today, it must be the host. Then the host will let everyone try the effect of the cooling bathtub on the spot... It doesn't matter if there is no water, we have milk... Ahem, just kidding, everyone should cherish food. Come on, the host will show you the state of cooling... And Xiaohong, where is Xiaohong? She is on strike and doesn't want to work, right? Do you still want to get paid?"

"Read the slogan!"

Luo Sen thanked the sponsor for the gift and lay down on it himself to show it to the audience in the live broadcast room.

The studio upgraded its weapons and AI Xiaohong, who was "living" in a brand new device, shouted in a childish 360-degree surround voice that was more like a local dialect: "The bath boy stole the skin, the bath boy stole the skin, I don't want a bath boy who is just a Bilian, I want a bath boy who only knows how to steal skins!"

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