LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?
Chapter 39 National Service Bomber: 8200 battle records available! Hell is empty, Luo Sen is on eart
Chapter 39 National Service Bomber: 8200 battle records available! Hell is empty, Luo Sen is on earth!
【? ? ? 】
【ah? ? 】
【Hahaha, I live in Bengbu. 】
[Mozi is a famous scholar, there is nothing wrong with that.]
[It is indeed very popular. ]
"My sister Mozi is pretty good. She runs a check-in spot for LPL players and internet celebrities. It's a must-try item. She's very dedicated."
Luo Sen's words were concise and clear: "As the saying goes, goals scored with goalkeepers are exciting! Not to mention there are so many goalkeepers, so our players are exciting every day."
【Ha ha ha ha. 】
[Stop talking, you're going to lose your brother, so take it easy. ]
[Next next. 】
Luo Sen’s broadcast on his small account was more unrestrained than his main one. After briefly commenting on the town’s sacred beasts, he turned to his next target.
Unexpectedly, the next one was even more important.
——Knight, sales.
"Hey, the left hand scores quite high."
Luo Sen was quite surprised. In everyone's eyes, although Zuo Shou was not very good in the competition and could only make it to the semi-finals, he still had a promising future in terms of reputation. His brother was the purest little boy.
"How could I forget it? Come on, host, give my brother a brief review."
Luo Sen sucked a mouthful of milk and wrote a line of words under Knight's character evaluation: [The second best boxer in the competition area, the successor of Brother Tiger. ]
Rate one star and click Post.
The screen was instantly filled with question marks.
[Do you also practice boxing with your left hand? 】
[What's going on? Did the anchor see it wrong? Shouldn't this comment be from my brother Tiger? ]
[Damn! You are amazing. You always reveal new big news late at night, right?]
"He punches, he punches so hard."
Luo Sen slid his mouse to the bottom of a comment [Future is promising] and said with difficulty: "But the boxing practiced by my brother Shou is not quite the same as that of my brother Hu."
"Let's put it this way, if my tumor has three tumors that don't grow, then my brother's fists have two dozen!"
"He used his own fists, because he liked to play Olaf, and Olaf had a line: The desire to kill is rising! That hand spoke to the family, this thing is out of control, he really likes to practice boxing, he has been practicing since he was a child, it belongs to muscle memory. He is timid in the competition, but he punches hard, this is the bravest episode of Nuo Shou!"
"Secondly, he also fights with other people! Because he is very good at boxing, he has a bit of the feeling of going out to fight in the wild and being a teacher. Our brother is really too pure. Just for this reason, he has already killed Brother Tiger in seconds. He is definitely a master-level existence, a 'hero' who is unrivaled in the entire competition circle!"
"As the most promising midfielder in our LPL, we are definitely the most professional in stacking the Death Book. Not only that, but in addition to boxing, our touch in other areas is even more powerful."
"When he orders takeout, he uses other people's phones to order. The main point is that his brother is a piece of paper, a genius with a golden left hand, and he is devoted to training. He can't take care of himself and can't use the takeout app on his phone. He also lets his teammates who just debuted pay for a haircut. Don't be mean, my brother just doesn't know how to use the phone to scan the code to pay. He is really too innocent."
"So, the anchor's evaluation of him can only be described in one sentence: If it's not someone else's punch, I won't hit it. If it's not someone else's 13, I won't surpass it!"
As soon as the words were spoken, the barrage of comments exploded.
[Hahaha, I live in Bengbu, you are worthy of me! ]
[Oh my god, is this so exaggerated? ]
[Is the bag real or fake? ]
[The No. 82 bomber in the country! His record so far is 0/0/! You can check the record! ]
[82/0/0 I am dying of laughter, is he the living king of the gaming world? ]
[Are there 82 of them? Hahaha, that's too outrageous. Hell is really empty, and Luo Sen is still on earth! ]
[A large number of people are playing tricks on others, and a large number of people are playing fake matches, so it should be about the same. 】
[I'm shocked. Isn't the left hand too big? ]
[It's okay to hit yourself, but hitting others is really too much. Isn't this a crime? ]
[My worldview has been refreshed. Is this the pure brother of the fan circle sister? ]
[I still don’t understand why he has female fans given the shape of his left hand…]
Luo Sen ignored the comments and came to the state, raising his finger: "Hand touch, three sins!"
"——I can't defeat Faker, so I'll keep my title as the champion in this tournament."
"And it has seriously intimidated other members of my LPL region. My family members, please don't think that the anchor is exaggerating. Right now in the entire LPL region, there are three people who are most afraid of being touched: IG's former jungler Xiaohai, commentator Wawa, and giant baby Xiaozao."
"Some family members may ask, what about the others? Don't you understand? The others have grown up and are healthy. They are not afraid of fighting with my brother. If they really fight, my brother's small body will be crushed into a folding screen by a punch, right?"
"As the saying goes, I am slightly guilty~"
【Ha ha ha ha. 】
【It is hard to hold back a slight sin. 】
【Folding screen hahaha. 】
[The case has been solved. It turns out that the baby was forced to praise the governor because he was afraid of being beaten! ]
[My daily source of happiness is watching Luo÷’s live broadcast. When he talks about the same thing, he can tell you a lot of stories.]
"Well, so, Shoudi's score is a bit high. The anchor believes that he and Huge are the strongest boxers in the competitive circle. They are the two generals in the competitive circle. They specialize in educating those gold diggers who want to take advantage of our young people in the competitive circle because they are young and rich but have little experience. They use their own way to educate them severely!"
"Okay... Sales is a big deal that deserves a separate issue. Let's stop here for today and move on to the next 'hero'."
After Luo Sen finished speaking, he was ready to skip the sales and continue with his sharp comments.
At this moment, a blue rocket suddenly lit up on the live broadcast screen, and the special effects were very gorgeous.
——[Durex official TikTok account] gave [Luo Sen-] a TikTok account.
"Thank you Durex... Is this the official name? The official name of Durex?"
Luo Sen was halfway through thanking the host when he saw the ID and was a little confused: "No, what's going on? Did the host say this too often? Why did he even recruit professionals?"
【Hahaha. 】
[You know how to tease.]
[It seems to be the official account of Ah Du. 】
[I have bought things from him, it’s true! ]
“Hey…thanks to Adu for being the number one TikTok account…stop scrolling, stop scrolling.”
Adu gave away two more Douyin accounts. Luo Sen had returned to normal and asked in confusion, "If I remember correctly, the anchor shouldn't have any demand for this."
Adu replied: [Brother, I just like you, and I’m also looking for advertising. We are very interested in e-sports. ]
"Is it an official account of a post-00s? Advertising? Are you interested in e-sports? Then you don't need to brush it. We are all family members. The family members all know that the anchor is the one who most hopes that LPL will get better." "Well... let's continue. Whose turn is it to make a sharp comment?"
Adu was stunned for a moment, then immediately added another one.
"Oh, no need to brush. I told you not to brush. Look at you, you are so polite! Coming here is like being at home, why are you being so polite?"
Luo Sen scolded the barrage seriously: "What are the barrages of the old friends in the barrage saying? They don't want to be the No. 1 account on Douyin, but want the Carnival... You see, they are getting more and more excessive. Some people even said that Brother Du spent little money to achieve great things. You have figured out the Internet..."
"That's too much. The official account just couldn't sleep late at night and came to our live broadcast room for fun. He didn't have any intentions! If you do this, which official account will dare to come to our live broadcast room in the future? Is the anchor that kind of person? The anchor is not."
[Durex official TikTok account] gave [Luo Sen-] a carnival.
[Durex official TikTok account] gave [Luo Sen-] two carnivals.
"Thank you, Brother Du, for the two carnivals!" Luo Sen said with great sorrow, "Brother Du, look at you, how embarrassed you made the host? The host didn't mean that. Don't you dare misunderstand the host!"
Ah Du: [Brother, I really like you. I love watching your live broadcast so much.]
"The host has already felt it. The host also likes you, Brother Du... I only use yours, do you understand?"
Luo Sen waited for a moment: "...That's all, sorry, Brother Du will be demoted to Adu...Haha, okay, no more jokes, just for the show effect...The anchor is really not that kind of person!"
Waving his hands, Luo Sen stopped joking and got into the mood: "Okay, since Brother Du is so enthusiastic, the anchor can't disappoint the sponsor!"
"Everyone has heard of the brand Adu, right? I can only say that you came to the wrong live broadcast room, you should go to my brother Hu and brother Shou's live broadcast room. The anchor has no experience in this area, so it's really hard to promote it."
"But Brother Du has spent money! So the anchor will be bold and do some impromptu promotion today."
"Come on, no more words, family members, please type "Protect" on the public screen first! Protect!!!"
【Ha ha ha ha. 】
[I am dying of laughter. As soon as Luo÷ finished talking about the governor, Ah Du came over. This show is so effective. ]
【Protect! Protect! 】
【Protect! Protect!!】
【Protect!!! Protect!!!】
"Adu, if you are interested in e-sports, the anchor recommends that you must sponsor LPL. Come on, the anchor will give you a sample and promote it!"
The public screen was immediately filled with the word "protect". Luo Sen did not stop for a moment and pointed at the screen: "If you need protection, find Adu. Adu will escort you on your carry journey, with 'zero mistakes' throughout the whole process!"
"Mercedes + Durant, my name is LPL, remember that!!"
"Extreme speed protection, unbridled love! Full-court protection, reach the peak together! Cheese flavor, red date flavor, plum flavor of Dudu, as long as you want, we have everything!"
"Want to start a round? Let's start a round! Protect Dudu and spit as much as you want!"
"Don't worry about 'mistakes' because Dudu is here to protect you and go all out for love!"
"Friendly reminder, please bring it with you when you go out on a 'battle'."
"...No, A-Du, that's not right. You didn't protect them wholeheartedly. How come you made Brother Tiger and Brother Shou into 'shrimp rice'?"
【Ha ha ha ha. 】
[No, I'm laughing like crazy.]
["Dudu protects Tiger throughout the game"]
【Adu is here to protect you! 】
【《Red Dates Taste》】
[Omimi's disgusting taste! 】
【The smell of dog slin's ecstasy! 】
[Let’s talk about the opening game in detail. ]
[Beng, you are so talented, brother. I admire you so much. 】
Adu's person in charge was also having a hard time holding his head and gave a thumbs up: "Brother, stop talking. I'll apply for funding later and put you on the list of third place. I'll let you be the spokesperson."
"Third on the list? Why not first?"
Luo Sen said with a smile: "Also, I understand. It's not that you, Adu, didn't protect him as hard as you could. It turns out that in the current version, mid laners don't like to bring tanks."
【puff. 】
[《Mid-lane without T》]
【Unparalleled talent! 】
[Adu: Is that right? They didn’t bring T-shirts!]
[No, the show was a bit too much, I laughed so hard I couldn't sleep.]
Ah Du was very honest: [Brother, you are too high on the list. If you are ranked third, you will be dead. If you are ranked first, you will bankrupt me! ]
"Okay! Ah Du, you now have the awareness of a well-known manufacturer. Once the classic bankruptcy comes out, I think we can discuss this cooperation."
Luo Sen was in great shape: "After all, the host's family members watch the host's live broadcast every day, so they also need some protection measures."
"Also, forget about the spokesperson. For this, the host strongly recommends that you look for my brother Tiger and brother Shou... If that doesn't work, my sister Mozi can also be used. She is an internationally famous clean girl!"
"Just tell me, this store has been open for so long, has there ever been any similar incidents? None, she is the real innate Durex spokesperson!"
"No, the anchor needs to change her evaluation now, otherwise, won't it delay my sister Chamier?"
Luo Sen did what he said, and directly clicked on the Mozi character column and commented again with five big words: [Durex spokesperson! ]
[Open, this can be opened!! ]
[Brothers are really scared to go out these days, for fear of being picked up by a dump truck.]
[Is your protection serious? ]
[I realize that I only saw one percent of your talent before, just the tip of the iceberg! ]
[At any time, at any angle, the self-destructing truck can always start a group! ]
【Good work, deserves a reward!!】
【Hahaha. 】
"No, no, my friends, the host really feels sorry for my sister. Can you understand how the host feels?"
Luo Sen shook his head and sucked his milk again: "Okay, a few Douyin accounts are worth this much. Ah Du, if you have any ideas, we can cooperate again later."
Ah Du: [Brother! Come on, I'm here for a mission, can I add a green bubble? ]
He was so excited now, not only because Luo Sen made him laugh, but also because he found that in just a short moment, his fans increased by 40,000 to 50,000. And this was without bringing in any goods. If Luo Sen brought in any goods...
Thinking of the recent rumors about Douyin live streaming, as well as Luo Sen's "legendary deeds" and "legendary sales", Adu almost blurted out: [Brother, add a green bubble, and we will send you a box of top-of-the-line Dudu later! Absolute ultimate protection, absolute caring care! ]
(End of this chapter)
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