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Chapter 922 The God of Shit Has Arrived
Chapter 922 The God of Shit Has Arrived
The terrifying gunfire was aimed directly at Miss Ning Yue.
Ning Yue had finished using the toilet and gotten dressed. She flushed and got up when the bullets came.
Whoosh!
The opponent's speed was simply too fast; the incredibly terrifying death bullets made Ning Yue's heart skip a beat.
broken……
She really hadn't expected the assassin's attack range to be so far, even though the Ning family was already heavily guarded.
The thought had barely crossed Ning Yue's mind when her expression changed drastically, but she didn't have time to do anything.
It’s over.
Ning Yue thought she would be seriously injured if she didn't die today, but suddenly she heard a bang and stared in disbelief as her toilet exploded right in front of her.
Ning Yue stared in disbelief at everything before her.
She looked out the window and could feel the killer's cold gaze, followed by several more shots.
Bang! Bang! Bang!!
Ning Yue's expression changed drastically again as she prepared to meet the attack, only to find that the bullets were hitting the excrement swirling in the toilet bowl with the water, and the lower half of the toilet bowl exploded again in front of Ning Yue.
Ning Yue stared wide-eyed at the unparalleled precision of the marksman. Every single turd was hit without fail, even though the target was so small and still spinning.
That's some terrifying gun skills.
Ning Yue was also confused afterward, wondering why he assassinated my shit.
After thinking for a moment, her expression changed drastically. She thought of a possibility: Could it be that he wanted to make the excrement explode and attack her, directly destroying her mind? He knew that she had extremely strong healing abilities, and since he couldn't kill her, he wanted to attack her from the mind. How vicious was that?
In that case, I would indeed suffer a great deal of psychological trauma.
Fortunately, the other party was probably careless. After his death bullet hit the excrement, the excrement was completely dissolved without any signs of explosion, which relieved Ning Yue.
Whoosh whoosh!
The gunfire came relentlessly, hitting every single one of her lumps with pinpoint accuracy.
At this moment, Zhang's employer turned his head in shock and looked at Mo Yu, the famous assassin he had hired. The man was firing continuously with a cold expression, using only one eye.
"???"
"Holy crap!! What are you doing? I sent you to assassinate Miss Ning Yue, not to assassinate her shit?!"
"Or are you trying to prove you're accurate, that you can hit even such a tiny speck of shit? You bastard!"
The employer, Mr. Zhang, stared incredulously at the killer's abysmal marksmanship.
"I paid you 300 million to hire you, and you just hit the shit?!"
"You call this an assassin? Your marksmanship is absolutely terrible!"
At this moment, the employer Zhang lost his composure. He saw that Miss Ning Yue had already escaped from the toilet. The best opportunity for assassination had been missed by this stupid dog-shit assassin. The main problem was that the deviation was too outrageous. Miss Ning Yue's head was quite a distance from the toilet, so how could it be so off-target?
This is outrageous! Miss Ning Yue had just finished rinsing herself off when the water was still swirling around, and the other party still managed to hit her while the water was spinning!
The employer, Mr. Zhang, suspected that even if he himself were involved, the amount would be far more outrageous.
"Give me my money back! Give me my money back!!" Zhang, the employer, roared at the assassin in front of him.
The assassin seemed angered by the insult, and glared coldly at the employer, firing a deadly bullet that grazed the employer's face, leaving a trail of blood.
Swish!
The Zhang family patriarch immediately shut his mouth in fear and stood frozen in place.
The bullet had extremely strong penetrating power and pierced through many buildings.
Mo Yu stared coldly at Employer Zhang, who stiffened. Suddenly, his phone rang in his pocket. Employer Zhang was startled and answered the call, only to find that it was the butler calling.
All that could be heard on the phone was the butler's terrified voice: "Master, our toilet was just shot! A bullet from who-knows-where hit the excrement inside with perfect accuracy."
"????"
Employer Zhang was utterly astonished, taking two steps back with an incredulous expression. "What the hell are you trying to prove? Are you saying you can hit my shit anytime you want?"
"You...you're threatening me??? You think you can just blow my shit out of me like that?"
This was the first time he had ever seen such an astonishing threat.
It's certainly powerful to hit my toilet from thousands of miles away, but can it really be used to threaten people?
At this moment, he also remembered the assassin he had hired, whose nickname was "The Shit God Has Arrived."
What a terrible shit god has arrived.
Mo Yu suddenly revealed a smug smile, staring at the employer Zhang, and said with murderous intent, "No refunds, don't mess with me, or your Zhang family..."
After saying that, he quickly fired his gun. Bullets came out from all directions, leaving afterimages, which was extremely terrifying.
Pum-pum-pum! ! !
The employer, Mr. Zhang, was stunned to hear shouts of "Ahhh, the toilet exploded!" coming from the neighboring apartment building.
"Damn it, where did this bullet come from? My toilet!"
Someone in the residential building cursed.
"This is the consequence."
Mo Yu snorted coldly, turned around and left, leaving the employer Zhang standing on the roof with a numb and dumbfounded expression, somewhat doubting his life.
What exactly did I spend 300 million to hire?
Miss Ning Yue rushed back to her room, still terrified. With an incredulous expression, she told everyone, "My God, you won't believe it, but there was an assassin just now, and he even stabbed my shit."
"????"
Shouheng and the others were dumbfounded. What kind of lame joke was this?
Bai Wan nodded, then said with a hint of realization, "I know, I heard there's a powerful assassin called Shit-Exploder, who's revered as the Shit God."
"Oh, that's terrifying!" Miss Ning Yue said, her face filled with fear.
That's terrifying! It's even more horrifying than assassinating her. How could there be such a deranged killer?
Shouheng, Lin Xuan'er, and the others also had strange expressions.
Chen Kang was already prepared to rewind the game, but he didn't expect... the other party didn't even make a move against Miss Ning Yue. What an outrageous killer.
Lingyin spoke to Ningyue and led everyone to the corridor. She couldn't help but look at Lin Xuan'er and said, "Prophet, are you mistaken about your foresight?"
Lin Xuan'er explained somewhat speechlessly, "Whether the assassin shoots a person or poop, they shouldn't be mistaken, right?"
After a moment of silence, everyone agreed, realizing that it was indeed possible to be mistaken.
"Could there be a problem with my prophetic abilities? My prophecies have always been 100% accurate, but the number of times I can use them is limited, so there might be some inexplicable flaws," Lin Xuan'er muttered to herself.
"No matter what, it's a good thing. It's best that Miss Ning Yue is alright." Shouheng also breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, and everyone else felt relieved as well.
Whether an accident occurs or the prophet's prediction is wrong, the most important thing is that nothing happens.
"Very good, the progress is quite good. Miss Ning Yue is now unharmed, except for being a little frightened." Lingyin nodded, and then said to everyone, "Everyone should get some rest. It's so late, and tomorrow will be the most important day."
"What will happen tomorrow?" Bai Wan was new and didn't quite understand, so Shouheng and the others explained the upcoming events to him.
(End of this chapter)
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