What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.

Chapter 834: He did somersaults across a minefield, and his ex-girlfriend was stunned. "Please stop! I know you're brave!"
Bai Wan hesitated for a moment when she saw this abstract depiction of life.

He never expected there would be such a bizarre option... Somersaulting across a minefield is a bit outrageous, isn't it?

However, the possibility of obtaining abstract values, which can be converted into divine power, did indeed tempt Bai Wan.

Whether it's his ghost messenger yo-yo or the Buddha's divine authority, both require divine power to use.

There's no other way but to take the risk. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Then, looking at the lines in front of him, Bai Wan shouted, "I'm brave now, I'm not a coward anymore!"

After saying that, he did a somersault by supporting himself with his hands on the ground.

Snapped!
Then, as soon as he landed, he did another somersault with a "whoosh".

At that moment, Bai Wan's ex-girlfriend, Bei Nai, heard Bai Wan shouting behind her that he wasn't a coward, and she turned around in surprise.

Upon seeing this, her scalp tingled, and she gaped in disbelief as she watched Bai Wan somersaulting through countless landmines like a Contra character.

“Nani???”

She was speechless, with only the word "Nani" in her mind. The man next to her, Li Nan, also turned around curiously, his mouth agape, his eyes also glazed over.

"What the hell?"

"Wait, wait a minute, no!!"

Benai and Li Nan turned pale. If just one landmine exploded, they would both die.

Their faces twitched as they watched Bai Wan perform somersaults repeatedly.

All I heard was him shouting something like he was already very brave and no longer a coward, and other such nonsense.

Every time Bai Wan did a somersault, their hearts pounded.

"Quick, stop him! Isn't she your ex-boyfriend?" Li Nan panicked and whispered urgently.

What the hell is that idiot doing? Is he trying to wipe us all out?

"How...how can I stop it?" Bene was completely dumbfounded.

She did mock her ex-boyfriend for not being brave enough and for being a coward, but she never expected it to turn out like this. Was her ex-boyfriend just reacting to the mockery?
Doing somersaults across a minefield? Are you crazy?!

Meanwhile, the blind ghost had been somewhat awakened by the commotion of the somersault. Bene was almost in tears and no longer cared about the blind ghost, shouting, "Nani, I know you're very brave, okay? Please stop, please! Baby Nani!"

At this moment, Bennet even called out her former nickname for her ex-boyfriend—Baby Nani.

Li Nan, standing to the side, shouted in panic, "Nani baby, stop! Stop it, Nani baby!"

"Nani baby! Nobody looks down on you, nobody calls you a coward!"

Bene was almost in tears, saying, "I love you, I don't care what you look like, I only love your money!"

Snapped!
"You bastard! Say it again, say you like someone else!" Li Nan slapped the other person across the face, both scared and angry.

"Ah, sorry, it's just a professional habit."

"I...I love you as a person, baby Nani!" Benai cried, looking very affectionate. If you didn't know that she was crying because she was frightened by the landmine under Bai Wan, you would think that she really had feelings for Nani.

Bai Wan also heard Bei Nai's shouts, and at this moment he was a little proud. He didn't expect that his somersaults would be so good, and he didn't step on a single bomb.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I can flip very steadily. When I was a kid, I could beat Contra in one life."

Li Nan was taken aback for a moment after hearing this, and subconsciously said, "Clear the game in one life? That's quite impressive."

Snapped!
"So what if you're so great, you bastard!" Benai slapped Li Nan across the face.

"Is Contra all you men have in your heads?!"

"Sorry, sorry, this time it's mine." Li Nan suddenly realized, and he was somewhat incredulous when he heard that the other party had cleared Soul Douluo in one life.

The two were nearly driven mad, watching Bai Wan dance on the edge of a knife with trepidation. In the end, they could only offer weak words of comfort, as if trying to soothe a child.

"Stop it, Nani baby, Nani baby, you're the best..."

"You're the bravest one!" "In my heart, you're now on par with Starbucks!"

The two wept, and amidst the commotion, the blind ghost, who had been sleeping, finally stirred, about to awaken.

Just as the blind ghost was about to awaken, Bai Wan finally stopped, seemingly exhausted from turning over.

Benai and Li Nan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But before they could relax, they saw Bai Wan walk towards the blind ghost and start making faces at him.

All I heard him say was, "I'm the bravest! I'm the bravest!"
Then, using both hands to pull open his eyelids and mouth, he repeatedly jumped back and forth in front of the blind ghost while making a slight shuffling motion.

Benedict: "..."

Li Nan: "..."

"It's over, it's completely over..."

Bennet was somewhat distraught at this moment. Her biggest regret in life was that she mocked her ex-boyfriend for not being brave enough when they broke up.

If she had a chance to do it all over again, she definitely wouldn't laugh at her ex-boyfriend.

The two watched in despair as the blind ghost opened his eyes.

The blind ghost was stunned. Although it was blind, it could use its ghostly aura to perceive everything in front of it. As soon as it opened its eyes, it saw a human making faces at it. The silly face was so close that it was almost touching its face!
"?"

So brave! How dare they bully a blind person like me?!

At this moment, the blind ghost was furious. He was bullied when he was blind in life, and he was still bullied after he died. Why should he be a ghost?
Roar!
It let out a terrifying roar, and Benai and Li Nan didn't care about anything else at that moment, and ran forward as fast as they could.

When Bai Wan saw the blind ghost chasing after him, he also ran forward quickly. However, he had not yet received the prompt to complete the abstract life, so the abstract behavior had to continue.

Benai and Li Nan ran in a disheveled state, somewhat panicked. They subconsciously glanced back, and what they saw almost gave them a heart attack. They couldn't help but curse inwardly.

All they could see was Bai Wan chasing after the blind ghost, while he continued to somersault through a minefield and dodge the blind ghost's pursuit, even making faces at the blind ghost as he flipped through the air!

Bennett finally snapped, crying and yelling, "Damn it! I thought you were fucking brave, okay? What?! You big idiot, please stop!!!"

Is it really necessary?!

Why do you have to do somersaults when you're crossing a minefield, make faces at the blind ghost, and even do somersaults to escape during a bizarre chase to prove your bravery?

Is this the normal thought process of a person?

After doing a few more somersaults, Bai Wan finally received a system notification.

[Congratulations on completing all Abstract Life options. You have received 2 Abstract Values.]

[Upon completion of the abstraction process, the activation probability of all your bugs will increase for a short period of time.]

Wow!
In an instant, Bai Wan felt an invisible force acting on him, and the entire scene was enveloped in it.

His probability of encountering bugs was increased at this point.

The blind ghost, which was chasing after Bai Wan, suddenly felt a pang of jealousy when it saw Bai Wan still having the energy to make faces while somersaulting in the air. Its competitive spirit was triggered by emotion at that moment.

What's so great about doing somersaults? I can do somersaults too!

Thinking this, the blind ghost suddenly leaped into the sky and began to somersault to everyone's astonishment, but his somersaults were different from Bai Wan's...

The terrifying blind ghost seemed to have some talent, flipping several times in the air like a diver before finally landing successfully.

Benedict: "???"

Li Nan: "???"

Watching the blind man make several turns in the air like a diver or pole vaulter, and even perform a 360-degree spin before landing successfully, they couldn't help but rub their eyes as they ran.

Holy crap, this somersault is ridiculous! How come it's even better than Nani's?

At this moment, the research team and guard team of the Kingdom of Gran were also sitting in the audience discussing among themselves, looking at the blind ghost's perfect diving posture with some shock.

(End of this chapter)