What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.

Chapter 777 A Bottle of Diarrhea Relief That Saved the World!

The thought of the terrifying evil god sent chills down Ashe's spine; it was a creature she felt was no less terrifying than the Black Mother.

The Black Evil Mother game is like a vast world, incorporating many terrifying and bizarre elements, and this terrifying Evil God Castle is the most terrifying of them all.

"Blood sacrifice?" Bai Wan was taken aback and looked at the Sky Castle.

Just as the golden cat had predicted, after the giant priest finished chanting the incantation, one after another, the blood-red monsters on the ground turned into pools of blood and floated towards the high priest.

"Stop him!"

Golden Cat He Hua and others unleashed their strongest abilities, some controlling the wooden house, others using their character skills to blast everything into the sky.

boom! !

Everyone present was a master, and their strength was equally formidable. They unleashed a barrage of techniques into the sky, and the resulting shockwave even caused the earth to tremble slightly.

However, one of the giant priests spread his arms, and the golden castle began to enlarge. The incredibly hard castle stretched across the sky, and all the power that touched it vanished without a trace.

"Damn it, this castle's defenses are too strong." Aisha looked at the four priests standing on the castle in the sky, completely unharmed, with a sense of despair.

Bai Wan had already flown up into the air, then raised her right arm, which was flashing with erroneous data, and pressed it against the castle.

Wow!
The area touched was instantly turned into an apple, torn apart by Bai Wan.

He Hua, Ai Xi, and the others looked at Bai Wan in the air with surprise and delight.

As Bai Wan used his right arm to turn the castle stones into apples one by one, and apples rained down from the sky, everyone was filled with surprise and joy.

But soon the golden light shone again above the castle, and the original gap was filled again.

“This castle is not simple…” Bai Wan could feel the error of his right arm acting on it, and it was even a little difficult.

Furthermore, the castle was simply too large. Even though Bai Wan tried his best to remove a few pieces and turn them into absurd apples, he couldn't demolish the castle in a short time.

While Bai Wan was thinking.

Aisha's expression changed and she said, "We're doomed, the crystal is about to solidify."

Wow!
Thousands upon thousands of blood shadows were instantly condensed into a single mass, eventually forming a crimson sphere of light before the enormous priest, within which endless blood mist permeated.

"It's over. This crystal is called the Blood God Crystal. Once it's formed, it won't be able to stop the descent of the evil god. Is the evil god really going to descend upon the world?" Aisha's face was grim, and the many players on the ground were also watching this scene in horror.

Although they had never seen the evil god, they had heard of its name as the Blood Evil God. If the Blood Evil God were to descend, it would be troublesome.

Bai Wan also gripped the testing crystal in his pocket tightly.

He originally intended to wait until the Black Evil Mother, the Ghost Messenger, and the Inner Ghost appeared before using it.

But this evil god doesn't look like someone to be trifled with.

It's not something you can deal with just by not waking up.

At that moment, under the fearful gazes of everyone, the blood-red sphere of light slowly condensed and finally took shape.

However, everyone was stunned when they saw the so-called Blood God Crystal, because it was not blood-red, but white, and it did not look like a crystal, but a small white bottle.

The high priest paused for a moment, holding the small bottle in his hand, and looked hesitantly at the somewhat unusual Blood God Crystal, which had the three large characters "Diarrhea Relief" written on it.

"????"

The other three high priests also looked at each other strangely, and the four of them began to whisper to each other about what Xieliting was.

Bai Wan: "..."

He Hua: "..."

Teammates like He Hua and Li Hailong, who knew Bai Wan's tactics, were initially stunned upon seeing this, then their lips twitched.

"Holy crap, isn't this Diarrhea Relief? How come it's back again???" He Hua's lips twitched.

The other players stared blankly as the four high priests held a bottle of antidiarrheal medication, gesturing and discussing it.

"What's going on? Why does this Blood God Crystal look different from usual?"

"Maybe it's a variant?" A high priest scratched his head. The high priest didn't understand, but the netizens in the forum's live stream burst into laughter.

[Holy crap, this is hilarious! Isn't this just like Diarrhea Relief?!]

[It's his family's ability; he can make anything drop a bottle of antidiarrheal medication. I never imagined that after these four high priests sacrificed all their underlings, they actually got a bottle of antidiarrheal medication! Hilarious!]

At this moment, someone inexplicably burst into laughter on the originally somewhat oppressive battlefield, because the surrounding blood shadows had been cleared out by this sacrifice, but unexpectedly, instead of forming the so-called Blood God Crystal, they were treated with a bottle of antidiarrheal medicine.

Seeing the four dark high priests sneaking around looking at the antidiarrheal, even Ashe couldn't hold back anymore, and what happened next almost made them burst out laughing.

A high priest said, "This should be the Blood God Crystal, but it looks a little different from the regular Blood God Crystal. Let's summon the evil god."

The other dark high priests hesitated for a moment, but eventually nodded and placed the bottle of laxative in the center of a magic circle, much to the astonishment of all the players.

It was a blood-red magic array, but the core where the Blood God Crystal should have been placed had been replaced with a bottle of Bai Wan's antidiarrheal medication.

The four priests, each holding a corner of the crystal, began chanting to Xie Liting: "Blood God Crystal, Blood God Crystal, please let us summon the Blood God, Blood God Crystal, Blood God Crystal..."

Bai Wan and the other players stopped making a move, staring blankly as the four high priests prayed over a bottle of antidiarrheal medication.

After praying for a while, the four high priests found that nothing had happened. One of the high priests, who seemed somewhat intelligent, thought for a moment and said:
"This is a mutated Blood God Crystal. Shouldn't the incantation be changed? I see there are words on it. How about we all pray to the words on it?"

“Okay, that makes sense. Since it’s a mutated Blood God Crystal, the incantation definitely needs to be changed.”

The other high priests nodded as well.

As the players stared wide-eyed, the four high priests once again raised their voices in unison, their prayers resounding with powerful cadence:
"Stop diarrhea with Diarrhea Relief! Stop diarrhea with Diarrhea Relief!"

"Stop diarrhea with Diarrhea Relief!!!"

Their voices were ancient and mysterious, their chants filling the entire world of the Black Evil Mother game, leaving all the players speechless with their mouths agape.

The words "Stop diarrhea with Xie Li Ting" are widely known and respected.

"What's going on? This is too abstract." Su Yuening's lips twitched as she watched the four high priests reciting the advertising copy for Xie Liting, and she couldn't hold back for a moment.

"What is this thing? What are they doing?" The other three continent lords also looked at the so-called Dark Evil God Fortress with strange expressions and confusion.

The four dark priests seemed puzzled as to why it wasn't working, and they raised their voices.

"Stop diarrhea with Diarrhea Relief!!!"

"Stop the diarrhea! Stop the diarrhea!!!"

"Damn it, why did it stop working?" A dark high priest asked, his face full of confusion.

"Wait a minute, it seems I didn't read it all. There are still four characters left."

"Oh, then let's read it together."

"Stop diarrhea with Diarrhea Relief! Kangtai Pharmaceutical! Kangtai Pharmaceutical!!"

"Kangtai Kangtai, stop diarrhea with Xieliting, stop diarrhea with Xieliting!!"

The four priests kept shouting out incantations, leaving the players below dumbfounded.

"This is just too outrageous, no matter what." Su Yuening and the others twitched at the corners of their mouths as they watched.

As expected, another brilliant moment topped the charts: "Stop diarrhea with Xie Li Ting," and the person at the top of the charts was, once again, a family member.

At this moment, the three continent lords from different continents—Catwoman, Fatty, and Old Yang—suddenly understood what had happened on Continent A...

They looked at their family members with strange expressions.

What kind of player is this?

But something even more unexpected happened. Under the prayers of the four high priests, a movement occurred in the sky. A white ball of light inexplicably appeared in the originally dark sky, seemingly containing a magical world.

The four dark priests looked delighted.

Has the evil god been successfully summoned?

(End of this chapter)