What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.

Chapter 322: Bai Wan and the boss's peak dance battle, Liu Tong's new form - the frog in the well

The boss Bai Wan danced skillfully towards Bai Wan, shouting, "Give me back my gold coins!"

Then Su Yuening and other players couldn't help but open their mouths slightly, staring at the abstract scene in front of them in a daze.

The gold coins that were originally flying towards Bai Wan paused in the air and then flew towards the boss again.

Bai Wan couldn't help but widen his eyes.

OK, boss, that’s interesting. Let’s have a dance competition!

He couldn't help but speed up his dance steps, and the boss Bai Wan was not to be outdone, the two of them danced quickly facing each other.

The ultimate battle at the top of the Forbidden City has begun!
Li Fei and the others were stunned to see the big gold coin running back and forth between the two people.

"...Are these two people dancing together?" Wang Jingyi couldn't help but ask.

Everyone looked at the gold coins jumping back and forth with twitching mouth corners.

Da da da!
Bai Wan and the boss danced against each other, more and more intensely, until their foreheads were touching, their eyes were staring at each other, they gritted their teeth and glared at each other while moving their bodies vigorously.

Li Fei and others were also watching the gold coins running around, and the dancing battle between Bai Wan and the boss was getting more and more fierce. Looking at these two men winking and dancing with each other, it made people feel chilly.

Damn, why do they have to go through this?

Li Fei and others couldn't help but tremble, not understanding why they had to endure so much when they were just playing a weird game?
Looking at the two Bai Wans shaking their butts at each other, they felt like vomiting for a moment.

They danced like this for many minutes. Bai Wan and the boss's dance speed became slower and slower. Their movements became jerky, as if they were dancing in a robot dance.

But when they saw that the other party seemed to be unable to perform, they cunningly jumped up at the same time, and their speed returned to the peak!

The next second, Li Fei and others' eyes widened, and they were stunned to see that the big gold coin was broken into two pieces with a "crack" after being repeatedly pulled.

"..."

"...?"

Bai Wan and the boss were dumbfounded, each holding half of the gold coin in their hands.

The gold coin was broken?

Bai Wan was stunned for several seconds, then he looked at his gold coins and laughed arrogantly: "Haha, I won. The value of my gold coins is 0.6, and yours is 0.4!"

The weird boss couldn't help but widen his eyes and said, "What are you talking about? Mine is only 0.6, and yours is only 0.4!"

"What? Look carefully, this is not a semicircle at all. This is a trapezoid."

Bai Wan also widened his eyes and gestured with his hands, trying to prove that his half was larger and more valuable...

"…You are a trapezoid, and I am not a trapezoid? I think my trapezoid is bigger than yours! Yours looks like a semicircle."

The boss Bai Wan was naturally not satisfied either, as he felt that his half was more valuable.

Li Fei and others were silent. They observed for a long time but couldn't tell who was bigger between the two men. They were basically the same.

And...that thing isn't a trapezoid, right?

What on earth are you arguing about? Has the knowledge been returned to the teacher?

Li Fei and other players silently watched Bai Wan and the boss arguing about the gold coin in their hands, which was not a semicircle, but a large trapezoid...

In the end, the two of them still couldn't come to a conclusion, and even started calling a strange system for identification.

"Strange system, look at which of our gold coins is more valuable. Mine is 0.6 gold coins, while his is 0.4."

"Nonsense, mine is only 0.6 and yours is only 0.4!"

The strange system finally took a break. It thought it had experienced this nightmare-like Meteor dungeon and that Bai Wan would be quiet for a while. But as soon as it entered the game after resting, it saw two Bai Wans each taking half of the big gold coin and starting to scream.

Are you guys just short of a few tenths of a coin?
Weird system. I feel like cursing. I look at these two idiots in silence.

It would be fine if there was only one stupid family member, but now there is another one?
The strange system said with disdain:
[Only one gold coin can be used. No matter how small the coin is, as long as it is incomplete, it cannot be used. All of your coins are waste. Identification completed.]

Bai Wan: “…”

Boss Bai Wan: “…”

After hearing this, both of them were a little dejected. No way? Can't we spend half a gold coin?

Maybe this half gold coin can also be used to bribe NPCs? I just don't know how effective it will be...

Bai Wan thought about it and stuffed half a big gold coin into his pocket.

Then the two looked at each other.

"…Forget it, forget it, stop dancing, it's not good for either of us…"

The two Bai Wan reached a consensus.

Bai Wan couldn't dance anymore. This boss was too cunning. He actually knew how to dance.

Li Fei and others watched silently. This scene was so abstract that it broke through the sky.

Two shameless people dancing with each other and stealing each other's gold coins are really an eye-opener.

After the two Bai Wans reached an agreement, Bai Wan then turned his attention back to the goods on the second shelf.

When Bai Wan saw this prop, he was stunned for a moment, then smiled.

This thing is interesting.

Liu Tong almost vomited blood after looking at these props.

What the hell!

It was a card with the words "Frog in the Well" written on it.

[Detailed explanation: It can provide new changes for Liu Tong's shield, turning it into a frog in a well. ]

Liu Tong was shocked when he saw the words "Liu Tong's Shield". He had now become Snow White's grandmother and no longer wanted to become a frog. Then the demonstration cartoon appeared again.

It was the bottom of a well, and there seemed to be a lot of strange things emitting strange auras and resentment.

A man is at the bottom of a well. He seems to be anxious to leave, otherwise his body will be invaded by something strange. At this time, a frog with a white face appears, yelling something like "This world is only as big as a well."

Li Fei and others were confused as if they were reading a fable, page after page.

The poor man was so angry that he couldn't bear it anymore.

After finally using the props to escape, he looked at Bai Wan, pointed at the blue sky and cursed: "Family!! You stupid frog! Look at the sky, is the world only as big as a well!"

"..."

This story left everyone looking at each other in bewilderment.

What a poor man! He just wanted to leave, what's wrong with that? And the stupid frog who refused to listen also left a deep impression on everyone.

Su Yuening couldn't help but look at Bai Wan and then at the frog in the picture. The two were exactly the same, and she finally nodded.

Sure enough, he is as shameless as Mr. Bai, no wonder he has a white face.

Bai Wan couldn't help but feel nostalgic for the man she saw.

Isn’t this He Bing?

He has borrowed this person's name many times, and it is not known whether he is dead or not.

After all, he had promised Liu Tong to use his name less often, so he used He Bing's name.

I don't know why, but I always feel like I'm being attacked by a substitute...

Without hesitation, Bai Wan bought the item and gave it to Liu Tong on the spot, saying, "Brother, your Liu Tong Shield can now unlock new abilities. It's so powerful. You have a new form change. I wish you all the best."

Bless your father!
Liu Tong almost cursed out loud, I don’t want to become that stupid frog.

However, Bai Wan didn't hear anything and just forced the card into Liu Tong's hand, and then the card automatically began to merge into her body.

This made Liu Tong's face turn pale.

Damn it, I really don't want it.

He was really a little scared, wondering what he would look like after turning into a frog. The most terrifying thing was that this "Liu Tong Shield" could actually undergo new changes? ?

Besides Snow White's grandmother, she has now mastered the art of turning into a frog. Who knows what strange changes may occur in the future...

Just thinking about it makes me feel that life is dark.

While Liu Tong was feeling dejected, Bai Wan and the others were already looking at the third shelf with great interest.

One of the things attracted everyone's attention, and everyone looked at each other in surprise.

Su Yuening, Zhang Xueruo and the others all had complicated expressions and opened their eyes wide in amazement.

Oh my god...is there such a prop?

I saw that it was actually a whip.

It's called: Holiday Whip.

[Details: As long as you whip someone, the person being whipped will have a chance to get a holiday in the weird game, which can extend the time for the next entry.]

Then, just like the previous items, the picture and accompanying subtitles popped up.

I saw a little white cat, who seemed to be lying in bed.

The text reads: During the National Day holiday, the first day of school had just ended and Xiao Baiwan was very reluctant to go to school. Zhang Yanfang, Xiao Baiwan's mother, walked in with a whip, ready to wake him up.

"Go to school quickly!" Zhang Yanfang looked very fierce and hit the little white boy wrapped in a quilt with a whip.

Bai Wan hid under the quilt and shouted, "I don't want to go to school, I don't want to go to school, I just want to sleep in!"

"Knowledge changes destiny. You must study hard. Otherwise, you will always be lazy. It's time to return the knowledge to the teacher!"

"But I don't want to go to school today, I just want to sleep!"

"Stop dreaming. Unless time is reversed, you have to go to school!"

As she said this, she whipped him.

Zhang Yanfang was soon confused. Every time she whipped him, the calendar on the wall turned over. After whipping him a few times, she was stunned to find that the time had returned to October 10st...

Bai Wan also smiled and said, "Mom, the holiday has just begun. I want to go to bed!"

Zhang Yanfang: “…”

After saying that, he lay down and fell asleep with a snore, leaving Zhang Yanfang standing in front of the bed in a daze with a whip in her hand, muttering, "This is impossible..."

...

After reading it, Su Yuening and the others were silent for several seconds, not knowing where to start complaining.

This is outrageous, since time really has been reversed.

But speaking of it, Bai Wan's mother was also quite fierce. She even whipped him with a whip. Although they could see that Zhang Yanfang didn't use much force, she probably just wanted to scare little Bai Wan.

But I didn't expect that every time a whip was applied, time would be reversed by one day. This is really too abstract.

They were shocked at first, and then everyone looked at the whip with complicated expressions, and even some desire.

The same went for Zhang Xueruo, who blinked her eyes as she looked at the magical whip.

Can I have more vacation time?

It's great to keep adding holidays and escape from weird games.

(End of this chapter)