Douluo: My mother is Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue is my sister

Chapter 36 Your anus has been poked by a stick
Yueguan and Guimei, one carrying a basket of carrots and the other carrying a basket of bananas, walked towards the core area of ​​the Star Dou Forest.

Yue Guan complained: "Although it would be nice for the Saint to be able to spend some time happily, but we have to do hard labor every day, this life is too boring!"

Gui Mei said: "That's good. It will be good for us to learn from the two seniors Da Ming and Er Ming every day."

Yue Guan sighed, "This is no different from being in the Spirit Hall! Isn't it the same to go to the Spirit Hall and spar with the seniors in the Worship Hall?"

Gui Mei said, "If it's the same, why do you feel bored? Don't tell me you miss the days of showing off in front of those juniors."

Yue Guan stopped talking.

The ghost curled his lips, as if expressing contempt for his old friend's vulgar taste.

Yue Guan rolled his eyes and said, "You are so selfless, I really don't know what's the point of you living."

Gui Mei said, "It's quite interesting. Seeing the Saint Lady happy and the Young Master growing up, I feel like I'm seeing my own child. Of course, the most interesting thing is bickering with an old man like you."

Yue Guan's hair stood on end. "What do you mean? Are you interested in me? I'm warning you! Although I'm not interested in women, I'm even less interested in men!"

Gui Mei had a blank expression on her face: "You think too much. I am also not interested in men or women. Even if I am really interested in men, I will not be interested in you. I despise you."

Yue Guan asked, "Dislike me? Why?"

Gui Mei said calmly, "Your anus was stabbed by the stick of the Demon-Subduing Douluo."

Yue Guan exploded on the spot: "Are you talking like a human? I was using my spirit fusion skills to fight against Senior Subduing Demon Douluo!"

Gui Mei asked, "Does your martial soul fusion skill appear in the shape of a chrysanthemum?"

Yue Guan nodded: "Of course!"

Ghost: "Does the Demon-Subduing Douluo's ninth spirit skill look like a stick falling from the sky?"

Yue Guan: “Yes!”

Ghost: "Is there something wrong with what I said?"

Yueguan: "..."

The two old guys continued to argue about this rather dirty topic all the way until they returned to the Lake of Life.

As soon as they came back, they saw that Xiao Wu's body had grown a lot. This was nothing strange, as it was not difficult for a hundred thousand year soul beast to control its body size to a certain extent. What was strange was that Xue Mo was riding on her back, holding her rabbit ears with both hands, as if he was holding a rein.

Xiao Wu hates people grabbing her ears the most. She said that it is because rabbit ears are very sensitive and it will hurt if they are pulled even a little hard. She would be unhappy even if her mother pulled her ears, but now she is willing to let the young master grab her ears!

How much she dotes on the young master!
Xiao Wu saw them coming back and said, "Little ghost, you are fast enough, come with me, let's go find a soul beast for Mo'er!"

Gui Mei quickly put down the banana on his back, threw it into Yue Guan Huai's hand, and said respectfully: "Senior, please lead the way!"

Xiao Wu nodded, and ran towards the interior of the forest, and Guimei followed immediately, leaving Yue Guan staring at the basket of bananas in his arms in a daze.

Maybe it was because they had just talked about chrysanthemums for a long time, so he felt very disgusted when he saw something of this shape. Then he thought about the basket of carrots on his back, and he suddenly felt bad.

"Damn it! This is the first time I dislike my own martial spirit so much..."

……

Xiao Wu carried Xue Mo all the way to the outskirts of the forest. There were many low-level soul beasts here. Xiao Wu said generously, "Pick any one you want! You're welcome! Even if the soul beasts here are not hunted by you humans, they will most likely become food for other soul beasts. Don't worry... Ah! Don't vomit on me!"

Xue Mo spat out a mouthful of milk and couldn't help but complain in his heart: "Can you blame me for this? Please consider my situation! You are running so fast with a five-month-old baby on your back. I am very patient that I vomit now, okay?" Xue Mo quickly turned over and got off the ground, crawling forward by himself. He didn't want to stay on Xiao Wu's back for even a second longer.

Xiao Wu hurriedly said, "Hey! Don't come down! It's very dangerous here. If you get scratched, mom will scold me again! Little ghost, hold him! Little ghost? Hmm? Where is he?"

Xiao Wu looked back and found that there was no one behind her.

She then realized that she seemed to be running a little too fast, and even the Title Douluo of the Agility Attack Department couldn't catch up with her...

Helplessly, Xiao Wu had to follow Xue Mo, while releasing the pressure of a hundred thousand year soul beast, making the group of low-level soul beasts dare not hurt Xue Mo.

Xue Mo was completely speechless.

I really don't understand how they let you take me out to hunt soul beasts. You have only grown in cultivation in the past 100,000 years, but not in brains, right? You scared away all the soul beasts, what am I going to hunt?

Xue Mo continued to crawl forward, and Xiao Wu followed carefully. They crawled more than a hundred meters without encountering any soul beasts.

Xue Mo wanted to cry but had no tears. How could he possibly find a soul beast if Xiao Wu did this? Who wouldn't run away when they saw her?

Hmm? It seems there are some that can't run. Aren't plant-type soul beasts unable to run?

Xue Mo looked around and carefully detected with his mental power. After a while, he found a grass that was more than 800 years old.

He crawled over and saw that there was only one lonely blade of grass. There were no other plants around it, or rather, no other plants were growing.

All the other plants looked as if they had been harvested by a sickle. Only a little bit was left outside, and the rest were all broken aside, either dead or rotten.

Xiao Wu saw the grass and said, "This is 'Sword Edge Grass'. Its edge is as sharp as a sword. Generally, herbivorous soul beasts will not eat it. If they eat it, they will probably cut themselves. All the plants around it will be cut by it. On the one hand, it prevents other plants from competing with it for nutrients. On the other hand, those plants can also add nutrients to the soil after they rot, allowing it to grow better.

Do you like it? It is very suitable for your martial spirit, but this grass is eight hundred years old. You are still so young, can you bear it?"

Xue Mo is not worried about this. His soul power has long exceeded level 20 and is now around level 800. Moreover, his meridians are strong and his mental strength is powerful. Let alone 1000 years, he would even dare to try years.

The main reason is that there is no choice. With this 100,000-year-old soul beast around, I am afraid I may not be able to find a soul beast that suits me even if I search for a whole day. One will be enough.

Xue Mo released his martial soul, pulled out the sword without the soul ring, held the hilt in his mouth, and crawled towards the sword-edge grass.

The sword-edge grass seemed to sense a creature approaching, and suddenly bent its body, and the sharp tip stabbed towards Xue Mo.

Xiao Wu teleported in front of Xue Mo, put her front paws on her waist, and blocked the attack. The sharp grass leaves couldn't even cut a single rabbit hair.

Xiao Wu clamped the grass with her front paws and said proudly, "Humph! Do you think you can bully the person that I, Xiao Wu, protect? Mo'er, it can't move, do it!"

Xue Mo slowly walked around Xiao Wu, came to the sword-edge grass, grabbed the small sword and stabbed it.

The Sword-Edge Grass struggled hard, but it was held by Xiao Wu and could not move at all. After struggling twice, it became motionless and quickly withered.

Xiao Wu threw down the withered grass leaves and said, "Done! Mo'er, quickly absorb the soul... ring... ah? Already absorbed it?"

Xue Mo was also a little stunned. As soon as the Jianfeng Grass died, the yellow hundred-year soul ring appeared on the sword, and he didn't need to absorb it at all.

His martial spirit can seize soul power, mental power and vitality. Could it be that because of this attribute, all the means of resistance of the Sword-Edge Grass were absorbed by itself at the moment of death, so there is no need for the absorption and refining process to directly obtain the soul ring?

Wow! This property is so convenient!

(End of this chapter)