Entertainment: For me, reverse love is the most deadly

Chapter 35 The person and the box weigh only five pounds. Do you think the effect is good?

"I can't even do the first point..."

Bai Lu felt a little regretful, as she thought there was some secret.

Yang Chaoyue said with admiration: "Dalin is really a very determined person. We all know how to lose weight, but we lack the motivation to persevere."

"yes!"

Bai Lu sighed: "Isn't there an easier way?"

"Yes! My friend used to be fat, but now he's thin."

At this moment, Lu Bai suddenly spoke.

"!!!"

The two girls looked at Lu Bai expectantly: "What method?"

"A glass of water in the morning, an egg at noon, and a bowl of porridge at night, stick to it every day! My friend used this method to successfully lose weight."

Bai Lu couldn't help but ask: "Is it true? What's the effect?"

Yang Chaoyue even took out his cell phone, opened the notepad, and secretly wrote down the secret.

“The effect is of course excellent!”

Lu Bai said: "My friend is not tall and weighs more than 180 pounds."

"And now?"

Yang Chaoyue asked impatiently.

"Now?"

Lu Bai bared his teeth and said, "It only weighs five pounds including the person and the box. Do you think it will be effective?"

Bai Lu: "..."

Yang Chaoyue: "..."

Guo Qilin covered his mouth and laughed secretly, this Lu Bai was really good at making fun of people.

The live broadcast room burst into laughter!
"Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter!"

“I was looking forward to it!”

"The effect is very good" "The person and the box weigh five pounds"

"Directly Eat Feast"

"Just tell me if you have lost weight!"

Yang Chaoyue looked at Bai Lu and asked with a smile: "Sister Bai Lu, has he always been like this?"

The white dew chicks nod like pecking at rice.

"That's really hard on you."

Yang Chaoyue covered her mouth and laughed secretly. Although her Dalinzi was also a straight man, at least he rarely made her angry.

But looking at Lu Bai, this guy has a really poisonous mouth.

He is handsome, but unfortunately he has a big mouth.

"Finally someone can understand me. Do you know how I've been spending the past few days?"

Bai Lu was so moved that she almost cried.

Lu Bai: "..."

Listening to the two people's sarcastic remarks, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed happily.

It was a rare opportunity for them to see Lu Bai being humiliated on camera.

After eating and drinking, there was no rush to clean up the dishes.

The four of them moved to the yard.

The seaside at night is quiet and mysterious.

In the inky sky, the stars are twinkling, like sparkling gems scattered on the black curtain.

The waves gently hit the beach, as if telling an ancient story.

The four of them just sat on the chairs, in a daze.

Look at the starry sky and enjoy the salty sea breeze.

For them, this is a precious moment that belongs to them.

The beach glowed silver under the moonlight, like a silver ribbon winding along the seashore.

A sense of comfort permeates the air.

The show "Let's Fall in Love" does not have a script.

As long as you complete your daily tasks, the rest of the time is free to do as you please.

Even if you perform poorly in your tasks, the production team won't care.

Anyway, the mission rewards love funds, so if couples don't mind just having enough love, that's fine.

Bai Lu and the other two were chatting outside, while Lu Bai was cutting watermelon in the house.

When Lu Bai came to the yard with the watermelon, he saw a white speaker on the chair.

Lu Bai asked curiously: "What is this?"

"This is Jinsheng's father!"

Bai Lu smiled and looked towards the direction of the speakers, and asked, "Xiao Ai, tell everyone who you are."

The next second, a voice came from the speaker: "I am Xiao Ai, Xiaomi's artificial intelligence voice interaction engine, an AI virtual assistant that connects everything. I am grateful to meet you in such a vast crowd."

Lu Bai smiled and said, "It turns out to be Jun'er's product!" The word "Jun'er" also made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh.

Lu Bai is really surfing the 5G network!
"Wow! This thing is so fun!"

Yang Chaoyue's eyes lit up and she asked, "Xiao Ai, do you understand everything?"

Xiao Ai: "I'm so lucky to have a friend like you who has good vision."

"puff!"

Bai Lu said with a smile: "Xiao Ai's shamelessness is just as bad as Lu Bai's."

Yang Chaoyue rolled her eyes and asked, "Xiao Ai, do you understand love?"

"..."

Xiao Ai seemed to have her CPU burnt out. She was silent for a few seconds and then replied: "You have to experience it to understand."

"Chao Yue, you are so bad!"

Bai Lu couldn't help laughing out loud. It seemed that even intelligent AI couldn't give an answer to the question of love.

After thinking for a while, Bai Lu smiled and asked, "Xiao Ai, if Lei Jun and I fell into the water, who would you save first?"

"..."

After another silence, Xiao Ai gave the answer: "Save Lei Jun first, because he is the boss and very important."

"..."

Bai Lu was stunned for a moment, but she didn't give up and asked, "What should I do? Am I not important?"

Xiao Ai: "You are important too, but you are an adult, you can swim back by yourself."

"???"

Bai Lu's eyes widened. Could this broken AI have been trained by Lu Bai?
Bai Lu was furious: "If you don't save me, I will replace you with Xiao Du and I won't want you anymore!"

Xiao Ai: "Okay! I understand. Under this premise, you are my boss, so I will definitely save you first."

Bai Lu: "..."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"I can't take it anymore! I'm dying of laughter!"

Yang Chaoyue laughed so hard that she fell backwards. She decided to buy one when she got home.

So funny!
The barrage of comments in the live broadcast room was surging like crazy.

"I also asked my classmate Xiao Ai what love is, and he told me to find a girlfriend first and not to bother a robot like him."

"It's so funny! They even didn't let Xiao Ai go!"

Guo Qilin was also enjoying himself.

"Dalin, ask one too!"

Yang Chaoyue hopes Guo Qilin can be a little more noisy, being too calm is not good.

Guo Qilin nodded, thought for a moment, and asked, "Xiao Ai, if you had 215000 yuan, what car would you buy?"

Xiao Ai: "Of course I will choose Xiaomi without any conditions!"

Guo Qilin changed the subject and asked, "If you were not Xiao Ai, what car would you buy?"

Xiao Ai was silent for a moment, then replied: "I will buy four Wuling Hongguangs."

?
Everyone burst into laughter.

Is this Xiao Ai really a joke teller?
This color is exactly the same as Lu Bai's!

Guo Qilin couldn't help laughing and was in a very happy mood.

It seems... I haven't had this kind of free-spirited attitude for a long time.

"Lu Bai, it's your turn!"

Bai Lu fixed her eyes on Lu Bai and urged him, "Ask questions quickly!"

"Tsk!"

Lu Bai shook his head and said contemptuously: "You are just childish. I will teach you how to tease classmate Xiao Ai."

?
All three of them looked confused.

How can this be teased?
Lu Bai turned Xiao Ai to his side and asked, "Xiao Ai, how do you say war, comma, juice, comma, sad bee, period, he he he he he he he in English?"

Bai Lu was stunned. Isn't it just a translation?
Can it still stump smart AI?
But the next moment, they all laughed like idiots.

Xiao Ai: "War, comma, juice, comma, sad bee, period, he he he he he he, say it like this in English."

"war.juice.sad.bee, he.he.he.he.he.he"

The whole sentence sounds like a foreigner saying in broken Chinese: "Wo jiushi shabi, heehee~heehee~heehee~heehee~"

Xiao Ai's devilish smile made everyone laugh to the ground.

"Goose, goose, goose, no, Lu Bai, you, hahahaha, are you sick!"

Bailu held her belly and laughed so hard that she was shaking.

"You are still awesome!"

Guo Qilin also laughed heartily. Lu Bai was definitely the most funny person he had ever seen.

none of them!
Yang Chaoyue laughed so hard that tears came out.

Her sense of humor has always been very low, and especially after hearing that devilish smile, she couldn't stop laughing.

This Lu Bai is really talented, he can even tease the intelligent AI!
(End of this chapter)