Entertainment: For me, reverse love is the most deadly
Chapter 22 I sneer at feudal superstitions, I kneel in the temple of the God of Wealth and cannot ge
Chapter 22 I sneer at feudal superstitions, I will kneel in the temple of the God of Wealth and won't get up!
"Lu Bai! Didn't you say you were from the Photography Association? How come the photos are so ugly!"
Bai Lu complained crazily: "Look at my legs, how can they be that thick? And you made me look so short in the photo, like I have short legs!"
In response, Lu Bai sighed and explained: "I am a photographer, not a magician."
"Didn't you say that I look good when I smile? Huh? Whose teeth stick out like a hoe when they smile?"
"Is it possible that you just look like that? My camera doesn't lie."
"..."
Bai Lu closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and persuaded herself not to be angry.
But the more I thought about it, the angrier I got, and the angrier I got, the more I thought about it.
If killing was not prohibited in this sacred Buddhist area, Lu Bai would have died hundreds of times.
But you can escape the death penalty, but you can’t escape the punishment of life imprisonment.
Bai Lu pulled Lu Bai's arm and pretended to bite it.
Lu Bai, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed, snatched the camera and ran away.
"Lu Bai, come back here and explain it clearly!"
"My camera can't beautify the image! Why don't you just go back and Photoshop it?"
"Lu Bai! Come back!!! Delete the photos!"
"Fifty."
"???What did you say?"
"Free photos, 50 yuan for deletion!"
"Go to hell!"
"Then I'll give you a discount?"
"..."
The live broadcast room suddenly went crazy with joy.
"Hahaha! As expected of Master Lu! The leader of the straight male world!"
“I’m a Photographer, Not a Magician”
"You just look like that, my camera doesn't lie"
"Master Lu, do you feel uncomfortable if you don't commit suicide every day? Haha!"
The afternoon sun was still very strong, and Bai Lu felt a little tired after running a few steps.
She simply stopped, rolled her eyes, and immediately squatted on the ground with her head buried in her knees.
When Lu Bai saw that Bai Lu didn't catch up with him, he stopped and looked back.
Oh boy, you're crying again?
"Hey! You're not lying to me again, are you?"
Even though he knew Bai Lu was pretending, Lu Bai still turned around and came to Bai Lu.
He squatted down and coaxed her, "Don't... cry, I'm just teasing you, look at these photos."
Bai Lu originally wanted to pretend crying, but when she heard Lu Bai's words, she raised her bright eyes.
She grabbed the camera and carefully compared the photos one by one.
“Wow! So beautiful???”
Bai Lu was stunned. Is this person who is prettier than a fairy really her?
The casual snapshots are also very atmospheric, comparable to the cover of a fashion magazine!
The entire live broadcast room was stunned!
Bai Lu in Lu Bo's lens is relaxed and natural. The simple private clothes reveal tenderness everywhere, and the most beautiful moment is inadvertently!
"Fuck! This composition and this light and shadow!"
"It's absolutely amazing! So beautiful!"
"Oh my god! Lu Bai is really suitable to be a boyfriend! He is handsome, has perfect proportions, knows how to dress and take photos, and can plan when we go out..."
“What a great photographer!”
"How angry I was before...how much I love Lu Bai now!"
"Ahhh! Can you please give me a dozen boyfriends like this?"
……
"How about it?"
Lu Bai looked at Bai Lu as if seeking credit.
"not bad!"
Bai Lu snorted: "The most important thing is that the model looks good!"
Lu Bai nodded and smiled: "Of course! Wherever you stand is the most beautiful scenery."
"..."
Bai Lu felt dizzy.
Lu Bai...praised her?
And...you're still so good at boasting?
The feeling of Bailu is like riding a roller coaster.
She always felt that Lu Bai was a very magical person.
You say he is irritating, and he is indeed irritating.
But sometimes, he can make people feel numb with just a few words.
It's simply ecstasy.
"You're not angry anymore?"
"It depends on your performance!"
"Buy you an ice cream?"
"You already owe me three!" "Now I owe you six."
"Really~"
"Um!"
……
After paying double the ice cream, Bai Lu finally forgave Lu Bai.
The two of them also walked into the temple gate side by side.
Bai Lu only felt a kind of tranquil and peaceful atmosphere enveloping her like a veil.
The faint sound of Buddhist chanting echoed in her ears, which seemed to have magical power, making her soul seem clear and purified.
"Lu Bai, I always thought you didn't believe this."
Bai Lu lowered her voice, as if she was a little afraid that the gods would hear what she said in the Buddhist temple...
Lu Bai was amused by Bai Lu's cute appearance. He shook his head and said righteously, "As a young man in the 21st century, I certainly believe in science. These feudal superstitions are not to be trusted!"
Unbelievable?
Then you come again?
But before she could say anything, she saw a scene that completely changed her worldview...
Lu Bai took out two scratch tickets from his backpack and knelt devoutly in front of the statue of the God of Wealth.
?
Bailu's CPU is about to burn out.
This is so special, don't you believe it?
Is this unbelief?
and!
Is it all this curly now?
Are you using scratch cards to worship gods?
The audience in the live broadcast room were still laughing so hard.
"Lu Bai: I sneer at feudal superstitions. I will kneel in the temple of the God of Wealth and won't get up!"
"God of Wealth: Who understands, my family members? This is moral kidnapping!"
"Lu Bai: Between going to work and making progress, I choose to burn incense."
"I laughed so hard! This Lu Bai is really amazing!"
"No, my friends, this is a plot that a carbon-based creature could come up with?"
"Between cheating and doing the test, he chose the method..."
……
After kneeling devoutly, Lu Bai turned and came to an open space.
Bai Lu didn't understand why, but she followed anyway.
"Here, this is for you. This scratch ticket has been blessed. Feel free to scratch it!"
Lu Bai handed over a scratch ticket with an expression that said he had found a treasure.
"..."
People feel dizzy during the White Dew Festival.
Why does Lu Bai have so many weird ideas?
But...it's interesting.
She didn't hate this weirdness.
On the contrary, she inexplicably enjoyed it?
Bai Lu was about to use a coin to scrape it, but was stopped by Lu Bai.
"Don't!"
Lu Bai took out his ID card and said, "I have already reported your name to the God of Wealth. In order to prevent the mistake of recognizing the wrong person, let's use the ID card to scratch it."
Xiu'er!
Real-name scratch lottery has been thought of by you?
The live broadcast room burst into laughter!
"I won't even lean on the wall to obey Lu Bai!"
"I've learned it! I'm going to open a sports lottery store outside the temple tomorrow!"
"Why is he so good?"
……
The camera returns to the temple.
Bai Lu took out her ID card and started scratching the lottery tickets.
At first, she had no hope.
however……
"Ah!!! Lu Bai!!! I won! I won 500!"
Bailu is both surprising and joyful.
No way!
Is praying to the God of Wealth really useful?
"Feudal superstition! I said feudal superstition is not credible!"
Lu Bai looked depressed, he didn't get a penny!
But when they heard Bai Lu's words, they were dumbfounded.
I was just thinking about harvesting skill points, but I didn't expect to actually win?
Is this all right?
“Let’s have a big dinner tonight!”
Bailu was a little excited. This was her first time winning a big prize.
"Okay, but will the production team allow us to use this money?"
really.
As soon as Lu Bai finished speaking, PD Lin's voice rang out: "You two, all your expenses can only be paid from the love fund."
"That's it..."
Bai Lu felt a little regretful, as she wanted to have a big dinner tonight.
"It's okay!"
Lu Bai comforted him, "Wait until the show is finished, then you can treat me again."
Bai Lu stretched out her little finger and said with a smile: "Let's pinky it!"
……
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