Entertainment: For me, reverse love is the most deadly

Chapter 20 Is this guy trying for the death penalty?

In this kind of civil court case, let alone being an audience, sometimes even the presiding judge is a joke teller.

Soon, a steady voice sounded: "Everyone stand up, please ask the presiding judge to take his seat."

As the voice fell, the presiding judge in a robe and uniform appeared in front of everyone.

"Please sit down!"

This time, Lu Bai chose the civil court, and it was a small claims case with little dispute, so only one judge was needed to serve as the judge and hear the case.

"Now I declare the court rules: First, the parties involved in the lawsuit should abide by the court order..."

"..."

"Report to the presiding judge, the court is ready."

The presiding judge picked up the gavel and struck it with a loud bang: "The court is now in session!"

Solemn, dignified, and sacred.

This time, Bailu truly experienced the artistic conception of these three words.

She also realized in her heart that Lu Bai was definitely teasing her just now.

In this kind of atmosphere, how could one not help laughing out loud?
"Appellant Lin, please explain your litigation claims."

When the judge's voice fell, the long-haired man in the dock cried out: "My Lord, I am being wronged!"

puff!!!
Bai Lu almost burst out laughing accidentally.

If Lu Bai hadn't covered her mouth in time, she would have let out Bai Lu's classic laugh.

This is actually a case of stealing an electric bike. The facts and evidence are all there and there is no dispute.

The judge was probably not surprised by this and was not affected by it. He said loudly: "You can't deny the fact that you stole the battery. Tell me why you stole the battery."

The defendant glanced in the direction of the lawyer on his right, as if asking him how to respond.

Ever since the system awakened, Lu Bai's five senses seemed to have been enhanced.

He clearly heard the lawyer tell the defendant, Lin, "Answer truthfully and I will solve the minor problem."

After receiving the affirmation, Lin also breathed a sigh of relief and replied: "To make money!"

The judge asked again: "What do you do with the money?"

Defendant: “Looking for a lady.”

The judge was stunned: "So you are still PC?"

"Yes."

The defendant glanced at the lawyer furtively: "Can you tell me?"

lawyer:"……"

The judge then asked: "Where is the location of the PC? How did you know that?"

Defendant: "My friend Li Si took me there."

Judge: "How did you and Li Si know each other?"

Defendant: “I met him in a casino.”

The judge was speechless: "You still gamble?"

Defendant: “I just try it when I’m stressed out because I can’t get any money from fraud. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have to steal batteries.”

The lawyer has gone crazy. Does this guy want to change his fixed-term sentence to life imprisonment?
The judge asked again: "How much money did you defraud?"

Defendant: “Not much, just over a thousand. I think robbery is a quick way to make money.”

Judge:"……"

At this moment, not only the judge was speechless.

Even the lawyers were confused.

He only received money from one order, how many major cases did this lead to?
Is this guy trying to get the death penalty?
Bai Lu, who was sitting on the seat, pinched Lu Bai's thigh with her right hand.

"No, why are you pinching me?"

Lu Bai asked in a low voice, gritting his teeth.

"I'm afraid... to laugh... out loud."

"If you're afraid of laughing out loud, pinch your legs!"

After half an hour.

Lu Bai and Bai Lu finally managed to hold out until the court was adjourned.

Outside the People's Court Building, Bai Lu laughed out loud: "Hahaha, goose... this is too funny!"

Bai Lu feels that this is more exciting than watching soap operas.

"Isn't it fun?"

Lu Bai chuckled and said, "Sometimes, it's good to watch some popular legal programs and learn some laws."

"It's fun! I'll come again next time!"

Bai Lu smiled and said, "Let's come together next time."

Lu Bai was stunned for a moment, then agreed. Coincidentally, PD Lin and the PD who was filming also rushed over at the first opportunity.

"Lu Bai, hahaha! You are amazing!"

Although PD Lin did not enter the scene, she watched the same case as Lu Bai and others through the live broadcast.

Good guys!
This made her happy!
At this moment, the live broadcast room is also swiping the screen like crazy!
"Hahaha! Oh my god, I thought the trial was boring and uninteresting, but now it seems so interesting!"

"In fact, you can learn a lot from watching the live broadcast of the trial. At least don't let yourself become legally illiterate!"

"That long-haired guy is really...trying really hard to get the death penalty."

"It was originally sentenced to six months, but in the end it was extended to at least twenty years, right?"

"It made me laugh all day!"

"What a real person!"

"You should go and watch the video posted on the official blog of the People's Court: [Court Dating Guide] It's very interesting!"

……

The trial is over.

That means the date is over.

After Bai Lu finished laughing, she pouted and looked a little unhappy.

Seeing this, Lu Bai asked, "Why do you look so unhappy?"

"Nothing? Are we going back?"

Bai Lu didn't want to go back.

This was her first date in her life and she didn't want it to end like this.

"Of course not!"

Lu Bai smiled, took Bai Lu's hand, and said, "I'll take you to another place. I'm sure you'll like it!"

"real or fake?"

Bai Lu was somewhat surprised and somewhat skeptical.

Will Lu Bai take her to some weird date places again?
But she still obediently let Lu Bai hold her hand and leave.

boom!
The audience, who were originally grinning, are now going crazy.

Holding...holding hands?
It turns out that Lu Bo has a second dating project!
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 200 skill points!]

Digging the grass!
Lu Bai was shocked!
The skill points given by this system are the highest ever!
really.

Gao Qiqiang is right, the bigger the wind and waves, the more expensive the fish!
The same goes for this eye-catching bag...

When Lu Bai opened the system, he felt more relaxed than ever before.

【Host】: Lu Bai
[Skill Points]: 280
[Skills]: [Perfect Singing/Musical Instrument Master/Superior Cooking]

【Props】:None

【Mall】:Not open

Not bad!
I only need twenty skill points to redeem three silver treasure chests!
Keep going! Keep working hard!
……

Speechless all the way.

The two didn't loosen their clenched hands until they arrived at the parking lot and found their exclusive car.

Along the way, Bai Lu's heart was beating wildly.

She didn't know why, but this fluttering feeling made her a little dizzy.

When Lu Bai let go of her hand, she actually felt a sense of loss.

How strange!
"What are you standing there for? Get in the car!"

Lu Bai had already sat in the driver's seat. Seeing Bai Lu still standing stupidly outside the car, he urged her on.

"Oh……"

Bai Lu opened the car door, got in and muttered quietly: "What a boring guy!"

"What did you say?"

Lu Bosong applied the handbrake, stepped on the accelerator, and the car started slowly.

"No, I said you are a big fool."

Bai Lu snorted, she would never tell the truth!
"I'm stupid?"

Lu Bai smiled and asked with a heart-breaking look: "I wouldn't go so far as to fill up the gas tank and not drive."

"..."

Bai Lu had just managed to forget about this incident, but Lu Bai brought back her memories.

But she still refused to accept it and said, "That doesn't count! I...I was just making fun of it on purpose. I...just wanted to make everyone laugh!"

"Oh? Do you think you are smart?"

Lu Bai looked at the girl's expression and found it a little cute.

(End of this chapter)