Entertainment: For me, reverse love is the most deadly

Chapter 12 Dating with the new generation of female stars in the entertainment industry

The audience in the live broadcast room also started to type “666”.

But soon, Lu Bai was no longer so calm.

because……

Bai Lu saw the next column and read it out: "Lu Bai's ideal girlfriend: Zhang Zifeng, Zhao Jinmai, Yang Chaoyue, Zhu Xudan, Tan Songyun, Na Za..."

"What the hell?"

Lu Bai's eyes widened. This thing is his ideal type!
It must have been filled by my cheating brother.

This is to make him date the new generation of female stars in the entire entertainment industry...

"Haha, they are all young and beautiful. Lu Bai, you have a good taste!"

Bai Lu's tone was full of unkindness.

Lu Bai had no doubt that if he didn't explain himself well, he would die on the spot.

"I didn't write this. You know, I didn't even know about recording variety shows before."

"Anyway, you have other sisters who are younger than me, prettier than me, and better at making your brother happy than me, so why are you telling me all this?"

"...Don't do this, I'm scared."

"If you put it that way, it would seem that my sister is to blame."

"..."

But everyone in the live broadcast room was having fun.

"They are indeed a conspicuous couple, hahaha!"

"Lu Bai is panicking! He is panicking!"

"Sweating like crazy is a yes."

"Haha! Bailu, is this a chat about Dream of the Red Chamber?"

Lu Bai scratched his head and said, "I really haven't filled it out before."

"unambiguous evidence."

Bai Lu had a scared face, but she was actually cheering inside.

Because those lists were actually made up by her.

The ideal type has only one name.

Her name is Bailu.

Although this file was probably filled out by Brother Lu Bai.

But I will never leave my brothers...

Bai Lu felt a lot of joy in her heart.

On the other side, Lu Bai also found a stack of A4 paper and picked it up to examine it carefully.

"My ideal partner is good-looking, has a nice voice, is humorous, can cook, has eight-pack abs, and most importantly, can be carried like a princess."

Lu Bai was stunned for a moment and asked: "Are you writing this in my image?"

"Bullshit! You are so shameless! Give it back to me! Don't look at it!"

Bai Lu's face turned slightly red, and she quickly stood up and tried to grab the file back.

Although she didn't fill it out according to Lu Bai's.

But the information in the file describes Lu Bai himself!
Ahhhh!
Why is the program group so bad?
At first, she thought the program crew was just looking for amateurs with the information.

But I didn't expect it to be a public execution!
"I have a mixed personality of being an introvert and an extrovert. I am a bit of a clean freak. I always use water to clean the restroom after anyone enters it."

Lu Bai held the file high up, and after reading it aloud, he asked curiously: "Is it true? Do you have mysophobia?"

"Ahhh! I'm going to kill you!"

Bai Lu’s little pink fists kept hitting Lu Bai.

Lu Bai put some oil on his feet and ran quickly.

While running, he kept saying: "My hobby is to grow flowers and plants, but I often kill them. If they die, I will... cry? Wow, so cute!"

"My dream is to open a snack shop that doesn't sell to the public..."

"Lu Bai!!! You! Ah, stop reading! I'll return the file to you, and you return it to me!"

Bai Lu squatted on the ground, covering her face with her hands. She was too embarrassed to see anyone.

"...Hey, are you angry?"

Seeing Bai Lu squatting motionless, Lu Bai began to panic.

Bai Lu didn't answer, and her shoulders were shaking.

Damn it!
Crying?
Lu Bai was really at a loss.

He is most afraid of girls crying.

He can't coax!
He slowly moved forward, squatted down, gently patted Bai Lu's shoulder, and whispered: "Don't... don't cry, I won't read it anymore."

Bai Lu didn't say anything, but shook her shoulders and shook off Lu Bai's hand.

"..."

Lu Bai scratched his head. What should he do?
He has no experience!
"Well, how about I tell you a joke?"

Lu Bai thought for a moment and said, "Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife, and White Snake died after she put it on. Do you know why?"

Bai Lu still didn't answer.

Lu Bai laughed: "Because Xu Xian bought a duckbill cap (a snake-suppressing cap)."

Bai Lu's shoulders shook a few times: "..."

Lu Bai laughed: "Not funny, right?... I have a hidden treasure!"

After organizing his words, Lu Bai said:

"You should have seen Transformers, right? There was a story about one day when Optimus Prime and Megatron were fighting, and Optimus Prime lost and was broken up by Megatron, turning into a pile of parts." "Then Bumblebee collected these parts and found an old mechanic to repair Optimus Prime."

"Then the old master asked, what is this?"

As he was talking, Lu Bai couldn't help laughing.

This almost ruined Bai Lu's squatting position.

After laughing for a while, Lu Bai continued: "The Bumblebee said that if you are well, it will be a sunny day (Qingtian)."

Bai Lu's shoulders shook even more violently.

When she couldn't bear it any longer, she pulled out a hand, punched Lu Bai, and then buried her head again.

"..."

Why do I cry more the more I hear this?
Is it really too cold?
However, the live broadcast room was already bursting with laughter.

"No, this is all just a pun, hahaha!"

"Forgive my low sense of humour!"

"It's not the joke that's funny, it's the way Lu Bai couldn't hold back his laughter that's so funny!"

"Brother Lu Bai, you are kidding me. You are still laughing so happily!"

"It's so funny! Bai Lu couldn't help it either, right?"

……

Seeing that Bai Lu still didn't move.

Lu Bai was a little at a loss.

Suddenly, he thought of the piano on the terrace and said, "Don't cry, can I sing a song for you later?"

Sing?
Bai Lu, who was squatting, suddenly had bright eyes.

She immediately stood up, snatched the A4 paper from Lu Bai's hand, jumped two steps away, and laughed: "Hahaha! You said it! Don't cheat! You're such an idiot~ I'm dying of suffocation~ Hahaha, goose, goose~"

"..."

Lu Bai was stunned. So, he was deceived by this girl?
Didn't she cry?
But there was a slight smile on Lu Bai's lips.

like……

Isn't it nice to feel good?
"I'm definitely not playing tricks, what song do you want to listen to?"

Lu Bai smiled and said, it’s just singing, no big deal.

Mainly, he also wanted to test the system's skills.

Even a top-notch chef is so awesome.

What kind of surprise will the [perfect level] singing skills bring him?
Lu Bai was very much looking forward to it.

"I want to hear ..."

Before Bai Lu could finish her words, there was a knock on the door.

Then, Lin Mengqing pushed the door and walked in.

"Um, did I bother you guys?"

Lin Mengqing suddenly felt that the atmosphere was a little ambiguous, as if she had become the brightest light bulb.

"No!"

"Lin Mengqing is here for a mission?"

Lu Bai and the other man both shook their heads to deny it.

Lin Mengqing nodded and handed over a piece of card with a smile.

Bai Lu took a step forward and looked at the words on the card: "Congratulations to the two of you for officially moving into the Love House! Next, please choose a nice couple name!"

Couple name!
Bai Lu's eyes lit up slightly.

She loves this part!
"Lu Bai, what do you think?"

Bai Lu had no idea for a moment, so she wanted to hear what Lu Bai had to say.

After all, this guy is a top student.

Naming something shouldn't be difficult for him.

“Do you like animals?”

After thinking for a while, Lu Bai asked.

"Yes! I like kittens and puppies the most!"

Bai Lu nodded like a chick pecking at rice. She liked all creatures with good looks.

"Then there it is!"

Lu Bai clapped his hands and said, "Let's use cats and dogs!"

"Isn't that too simple? I want something cuter!"