The whole weird world is waiting for me to go to heaven

Chapter 536 Return of the Holy Sword
The holy sword is on its way home.

Crossing high mountains and deep valleys, traveling through the vast land, it seemed that every piece of heaven and earth was clearing the way for it under the watchful eye of the Supreme God.

But due to some kind of damage, its flight was intermittent, and sometimes it was blown off its trajectory by air currents, making it difficult to stabilize its body, and it looked a little embarrassed.

Finally, he stumbled and flew to Chang'an.

It was already the next morning.

Just as the holy sword flew into the East Market and passed over Taibai Tower, it was grabbed by a greasy big hand and sucked into the palm.

The holy sword struggled violently, emitting a faint sword energy and flashing intermittent divine light, but it was obviously unable to use these means to break free from the palm that smelled like roast chicken.

He immediately lost his temper, but with the tip of his sword pointing towards the opponent, he still maintained his resolute pride.

"Why, do you think you are so noble?" A lazy voice sounded, "You know, there are so many spirit swords that want me to touch them, but I just don't care! Why do you feel humiliated when you let me touch them?"

The holy sword vibrated more violently, as if protesting against this disrespectful treatment.

The old man didn't care at all and continued, "Oh, you think you should belong to the high and mighty Supreme God, and should be held in the hands of the good-looking little brat who is the messenger of the Supreme God, and should not be intercepted by an old man like me."

"I want to touch it! Not only that, I want to..." As he said this, the old man who was lying on the roof of Taibai Tower with his round belly in his hands took a bite of the sword.

The holy sword froze, as if struck by lightning, and after a long time it began to tremble violently.

If it had a mouth, it would have screamed long ago.

The old man laughed so hard that the flesh on his belly trembled. "Okay, okay, if you don't want to, forget it. I won't force you to do anything."

As he spoke, the fat old man used his greasy hands to insert the half-eaten roast chicken into the holy sword, and then let go.

"I'm giving you a gift. I hope you can be as glorious as this roast chicken in the future." He said casually.

After these inexplicable words were spoken, the Holy Sword flew away as fast as if it was escaping, as if it was afraid of being caught up by this greasy weirdo.

However, this shameless old man in the eyes of the Holy Sword had no intention of chasing after him. He just stroked his chin and muttered to himself: "Hmm, the smell of snowy mountains..."

"So it was you who went to the snowy mountains to show off to the novice monks from the four countries."

"Even Xiaomei was bullied by you."

"Okay, I didn't want to get involved in this matter..."

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Along the way, the holy sword kept trying to get rid of the disgusting roast chicken on its body, but it was just a sword, unless it was willing to ram itself against the wall.

But it didn't want to, so it could only carry the embarrassing roast chicken and fly into the palace at an accelerated speed to avoid being seen by anyone.

As soon as it entered the East Palace, it fell into the arms of Crown Prince Li Xuan, who was painting with his head down, as if it was full of grievances and relieved.

Li Xuan was startled suddenly, and felt a strong smell of roast chicken coming towards him, followed by something warm and greasy rolling into his arms.

When he looked down, he saw that it was a holy sword with a roasted chicken stuck in it.

Suddenly he became furious.

"Who did this? How dare they do this to my holy sword!"

The holy sword trembled even more violently in his arms, as if it was crying silently.

"You too, why can't you just use your own strength to throw it off!"

But the Holy Sword just felt aggrieved and couldn't say anything.

Li Xuan could only suppress the nausea in his heart, pulled the roast chicken off the sword and threw it away with force.

Unexpectedly, he lost control of the direction due to the great force, and the roast chicken bounced on the half-painted peony painting he had just finished. Then it fell off the rosewood table and rolled to the corner, leaving a disgusting pool of oil on the intricately patterned carpet.

As soon as the roast chicken was taken off the table, a figure immediately emerged from the holy sword. His wrinkled face turned red and he spat a few times angrily, as if he wanted to spit out all the grease on his body.

But this was just wishful thinking, because the smell of the roast chicken inexplicably seeped into it. He smelled himself with disgust, as if he had been marinated. "Do you think I don't want this! This is not an ordinary roast chicken! I can't get rid of it at all!"

Li Xuan looked at it coldly and said, "That can only be said that you are too weak. You were trapped by a roast chicken full of sword energy."

His eyes fell on the holy sword in his hand. The blade was covered with mottled sword marks and looked tattered.

"Then what can I do? I have tried my best, and I was seriously injured. It's good enough that I can fly back!" The man's figure became more and more illusory, and there was a feeling of flickering.

Li Xuan frowned: "What's going on? Our strength shouldn't have any rivals in this world!"

"For some reason, a huge hand suddenly emerged from the ground. It also possesses divine energy, and its rank is even higher than mine. I was unable to resist!" the man gritted his teeth and said, "And there are also cows, sheep, and all kinds of things - by the way, Ling Yuke is also here, but she is not the one on our side."

Looking closely, Li Xuan and that man had exactly the same expression. Although one was old and the other was young, and their appearances were different, they had an odd sense of similarity.

"How is this possible!" Li Xuan shouted angrily, and then slapped the table, tearing the already dirty and greasy painting into a mess.

"If there is something underground..." the man continued coldly, "does it mean that someone has already got there first?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible! There is only one divine fetus in this world, and that is me. As long as the time is right, I will be born as... the supreme being!" Li Xuan's face turned pale, and his voice was filled with unquestionable arrogance.

The man shrugged and said coldly, "I don't know about that. But it's obvious that something went wrong."

Li Xuan was not to be outdone and accused: "What's wrong with you? Why didn't you hear that person's name?"

He had been listening to the Supreme God's broadcast, but he did not hear the man's message.

The man smiled coldly: "She didn't show up at all, what can I do? This only shows that your layout in the capital is completely ineffective."

"I have been with you till now, not for such a failed ending. You'd better gather your strength as soon as possible, and don't let us waste all these years of planning."

"I need to recover from my injuries, please don't disturb me."

As he spoke, the figure flew into Li Xuan's ring and disappeared.

The abrupt end of the conversation made Li Xuan extremely angry.

But he could only hold his breath alone. He couldn't pry open the ring and dig the man out and curse at him, right?

"How could she not have gone? How could there be a problem with my plan? I knew it, I knew it!" Li Xuan tried hard to recall, "Impossible, impossible, she must have gone..."

After thinking for a while, he blew the whistle hanging around his neck.

The whistle made a low-frequency sound that ordinary people could not hear. After a few breaths, there was a gentle knock on the door.

"His Royal Highness."

"come in."

A secret guard dressed in black walked in, with a cold and bloody aura around him.

He knelt on the ground and greeted respectfully.

The prince did not ask him to stand up, but asked directly: "Where is Liu Sheng now?"

The secret guard kneeling on the ground was slightly stunned. He took out a message talisman, wrote a few words, and the talisman paper turned into a ray of light and flew out.

A moment later, a reply was received, and the message talisman was burned after reading it.

"The surveillance personnel said that Liu Sheng is in Chang'an."

"Chang'an?" Li Xuan raised his eyebrows.

"Well, I'm shopping with my father. It seems that we are going to have a family dinner tonight."

"Oh, Wen Weilan is here too."

Li Xuan frowned even more, all these developments were not what he expected.