The whole weird world is waiting for me to go to heaven

Chapter 334 Return to Huaishan

By the time the five people returned to Red Star Primary School, they were already out of breath and exhausted.

There were wounds of varying sizes on his body.

However, they are all superficial injuries.

I was able to return here thanks to the protection of the fighting maniac Nangong Wan and the multi-treasure monster Ling Fu.

For the first time, Liu Sheng deeply felt how happy it was to have a big boss protecting him.

[I lie down! I don’t want to work hard anymore! ]

[Don't give me that... If you can really lie down peacefully, I won't be called Liu Sheng. ]

[It is better to rely on yourself than on others. No one is allowed to sleep tonight until they have reached the fifth level of Qi Refining Stage! ]

[Please let me go, King of Scrolls…]

However, Liu Sheng is indeed a little weak.

The monsters in Hongxing City are much stronger than those in Dongzhao City, and Liu Sheng basically has no room to intervene.

Even a fighting enthusiast like Qiao Yu could only put away his machete and be protected obediently and weakly.

Liu Sheng recalled that when he opened the inverted narrow door, the world's reminder was: [Don't even think about entering if you're not in the foundation-building stage.]

Now it seems that this statement is true.

According to the conversion formula, the Foundation Establishment Stage is equivalent to the Profound Realm.

Therefore, only Nangong Wan and Ling Fu could barely cope with it.

Liu Sheng didn't dare to imagine how miserable her death would be if she came out of the sacred core and landed directly in this Red Star City.

However, the little tentacle said that it would not let her die. At most, it would split the surface of the planet again and suck her back into the sacred core.

Of course, it was fortunate that there were the little tentacles. Liu Sheng could rely on the sensing of the little tentacles to judge the situation of the strange creatures ahead. Using this method, he avoided many battles.

Ling Xiaoshu often wandered around Hongxing City by himself, so he was very familiar with the route and would specifically pick safe paths to lead everyone around.

In this way, they finally arrived at their destination safely.

……

That day, everyone rested in Huaishan.

Liu Sheng and Qiao Yu could finally take a good shower and change clothes, washing away the sour smell of blood and sweat.

Especially Qiao Yu, she didn’t know how long it had been since she had such a peaceful and comfortable bath.

Before in that world, blood, hair, or even a human body compressed to the thickness of a pipe would flow out of the faucet from time to time.

It really makes people afraid to use it.

That's why she has to scrounge for drinking water to survive.

bath?

Don’t even think about such extravagant behavior!
Just dip a towel in some water and wipe your body.

So, when Qiao Yu finished bathing, Liu Sheng widened his eyes in surprise.

It turns out that Qiao Yu is not that dark...

But healthy wheat-colored skin.

Finally, I could see his facial features clearly, and he looked quite heroic.

Qiao Yu was too lazy to dry her hair. It was very short anyway, so she just shook it.

Seeing this, Xiaotian, who was standing nearby, also jumped into the small pond happily, and then came out and shook his body wildly. His body was covered with lush hair, and the water splashed like a fountain.

Liu Sheng was very angry after being splashed with water.

[This bath was in vain! ]

【Fortunately, we know the art of cleansing. 】

【Then why do we need to take a bath? 】

[Can using magic be the same as taking a proper bath? ]

【Enjoy it! Do you understand? 】

Waste of time...

Qiao Yu, who was also splashed with water, was stunned for half a second, then quickly reacted. Looking at Xiaotian who was sticking out his tongue and grunting, he immediately felt as if facing a great enemy. His expression was nervous and he reached back with his hand.

Things like this are definitely not normal in that world. Soon, even the hair will be gone, leaving only meat or bones, or a little man will come out of its mouth and crawl over to eat the meat. Don't take it lightly!

But why would you bring a machete to take a shower?

So Qiao Yu found nothing.

Nangong Wan happened to see it and burst out laughing.

Liu Sheng also hurried over to grab the tense Qiao Yu and comforted her, "It's just a puppy, don't be afraid."

"Dog?" Qiao Yu looked at Xiao Tian suspiciously, "No mutation?"

"Of course not!" Liu Sheng shook his head and laughed, "Its name is Da Huang, oh, no, Xiao Tian."

Ling Xiaoshu came over and saw Dahuang, who was trying to please everyone, drooping his ears and tail in grievance. He hugged him and stroked him with heartache.

"Da Huang, it's okay, this is the new sister Qiao Yu."

Da Huang is even more sad...

why!
Why can’t we ever call it by its majestic name correctly!
Nangong Wan said to the three girls, "The meal is ready, come and eat."

When Liu Sheng thought of the food cooked by Nangong Wan, his heart sank.

But Qiao Yu didn't know.

When she heard that there was food to eat, her eyes lit up.

Especially seeing a table full of hot dishes, with vegetables, meat and soup, all in complete shapes, obviously not canned food that had been soaked into a soft and mushy state.

Qiao Yu's eyes were filled with excitement and greed, just like the living dead in the Great Rift Valley when they saw them.

As someone who has been eating canned chicken and corn soup, creamed salmon, and sauerkraut beef instant noodles for a long time, I really can't even imagine having a hot and fresh meal.

She really couldn't wait any longer, and having grown up in the end times, she had no idea about table manners. She just sat down, picked up the largest piece of chicken with her chopsticks and stuffed it into her mouth.

As soon as the chicken entered her mouth, it was like entering a bone removal workshop. The meat and bones were quickly separated, and the bones were chewed clean into crumbs and spit out.

Then Qiao Yu picked up another piece of fish-flavored eggplant with chopsticks.

The fish-flavored eggplant was deep-fried and then stewed in the oil until it was extremely fragrant, but because of this, it was very hot to the mouth.

But Qiao Yu didn't care.

As soon as you put it in your mouth, you can taste the flavors of all kinds of spices you have never tasted before, mixed with the soft and glutinous eggplant. Although the taste is similar to the canned porridge you usually eat, the rich and fragrant taste is completely different.

After eating, Qiao Yu's eyes became brighter, and she picked up another piece of braised pork and put it into her mouth.

Ling Fu, who had just finished his busy work and came in a hurry, and Nangong Wan and Liu Sheng, who had been watching nearby, could not help but stare in amazement and felt very distressed.

The only one who could compete with him in eating style was Ling Xiaoshu, who was using vines and hands at the side.

Although Ling Xiaoshu also felt that the food was not tasty, for her, it would be a waste not to eat it.

So, in Nangong Wan's opinion, the way the two of them ate was quite applaudable, and she smiled with satisfaction.

Finally someone likes the food she cooks.

Is it really that delicious? Ling Fu ate a piece of braised pork with doubt and almost vomited it out, so he put down his chopsticks and stopped eating.

Thinking back to the time when I had eaten exquisite dishes in high-end restaurants, even if I had fallen into this backward place, I should not have accepted such a diet.

He has dignity!
Liu Sheng has already evolved his need for food, so there is naturally no need for him to force himself to eat these.

So, it became a strange scene where three people watched one person and one tree eating.

"Have you figured out how to deal with Miss Qiao Yu?" Nangong Wan asked Liu Sheng as she looked at Qiao Yu who was eating voraciously.

Liu Sheng was stunned when he heard this, and then he said softly: "Of course she will follow me. She doesn't know anyone else in this world."

"In this case, if she wants to go to Chang'an, she needs to be registered as a resident and given a legal identity." Nangong Wan said, "This is not difficult. I still have some old friends in the Ministry of Household Affairs who can help."

"But what's more troublesome is, have you ever thought about the court's attitude towards people like Miss Qiao?"

Nangong Wan's eyes were gloomy and she looked at Qiao Yu with a puzzled expression.

Liu Sheng understood what Senior Sister Nangong meant.

Qiao Yu is a new human.

This is a sensitive and dangerous identity.

Liu Sheng's heart sank.

He rescued Qiao Yu from a desperate situation, but he didn't know whether this would bring her into another desperate situation.

(End of this chapter)