The whole weird world is waiting for me to go to heaven

Chapter 284: Beauty Like a Flower (Twenty-one)

The Snake Master was awakened by a ray of sunlight that shone into the house.

In the morning, his house was pushed to the surface, receiving light energy from nature.

Hiss, why does the back of my head hurt so much?

Master Snake sat up dazedly and touched the back of his head.

With strong recovery ability, he has already recovered.

But looking back, you can still see a brown mark on the wall.

That was dried blood.

The Snake Taoist's pupils shrank as he remembered what happened last night.

At this moment, he turned his head suddenly and looked back towards the bathroom, and found that the black shadow was still there!

However, in broad daylight, the eerie feeling disappeared.

At this moment, the whole house moved, and a ray of warm sunlight happened to be projected on it from the window.

Because of this ray of light, Master Snake realized that this was not a hanging ghost at all...

But it’s his Taoist robe!

He quickly got up and moved to the bathroom.

The Taoist robe he wore when he went out yesterday was hanging on the ceiling.

Take a closer look, then reach out and touch it.

The robe was still wet and wrinkled, obviously not wrung out or shaken smooth before being hung up.

This way of hanging is also very strange, just randomly stick the collar into the gap of the ceiling.

As for the blood he imagined...

It's just that the quality of this robe is not good. It faded after such a rough wash...

At this time, there was a large black mark on the bathroom floor.

The clean-loving Snake Master's forehead twitched wildly.

"This, this, this!"

When he thought about how troublesome it would be to clean up, Snake Daoye became so angry that he stuttered.

But why was the robe washed like this and hung up so carelessly and casually, Master Snake couldn't understand.

The only explanation is that he was sleepwalking.

No, there are several possibilities -

He lost his memory! He was hallucinating! He was crazy!
Could it be that there was something wrong with his inhibitory potion?
He heard that this kind of situation was not uncommon, where the suppressant did not work, so the person turned into a madman and eventually became a member of the abyss garbage.

When Master Snake thought of this, he felt like he was going crazy!

No, he absolutely cannot go crazy!
Taoist Snake panicked and quickly took off his robe and threw it into the dryer.

After quickly washing up, as soon as She Daoye saw the working hours, he immediately contacted the mental clinic and prepared to make an appointment for a consultation.

However, it was still quite early and Master Shedao was not even among the first batch to connect to the communication. He had to wait in line for more than 80 people before it was his turn.

The only explanation is that too many people now have mental problems.

This is also a side effect of becoming a new human.

Some people say it is sweet trouble.

"I'm crazy, but I'm stronger!"

This statement is very popular on the Star Network, and some people even take pride in having a mental level hovering around the passing line, but old-fashioned people like She Daoye cannot understand this mentality.

The consultation was scheduled for the afternoon, and since he had no work during the day, Shedaoye could only force himself to calm down, turn on the TV and start watching.

It’s still the live broadcast of “The Metamorphosis”.

Although it was still early in the morning, the number of viewers had already reached a staggering hundreds of billions, which meant that the entire Federal Empire was watching.

At this moment, the light screen was broadcasting a live broadcast of Xiaoxiao crying with her hands covering her mouth as she watched her father being disemboweled in the carriage.

The scene was extremely bloody. The entire carriage was filled with blood, and there were fragments of internal organs and splattered blood everywhere. Lu Shousheng was like an opened rag bag, leaning softly in the deepest part, his eyes wide open, as if he had seen something extremely shocking and died with his eyes open.

Xiaoxiao was sad and scared, and finally cried so much that she almost fainted. At the order of the old lady who came hurriedly, she was taken away by the maids.

Such a horrible and miserable scene caused a carnival. But some people felt sorry that they had not seen Lu Shousheng really attack Xiao Xiao, and only saw some minor moves, which was a pity.

Snake Daoye looked at the comments and cursed, "Psychopath!"

He was scolding real mental patients. After all, it is not fashionable nowadays to not have some mental problems.

This is also the reason why so many people are addicted to StarNet and like to watch these bloody, crazy and even violent programs.

Too many new humans have high and low spiritual values, and they need some ways to vent, but the bottom line of the law constrains their behavior, and they can only satisfy their desires through the virtual world.

And now "Metamorphosis: Beauty Season" just meets their psychological needs.

Without the protection of a guide like Snake Master, the program crew can unscrupulously arrange all kinds of tragedies, preferably with both red and yellow, to repeatedly stimulate the little hearts and the emotions of the audience.

"This is what happens to you. Without me, who will control the situation?" Snake Daoye's face was distorted, and he muttered to himself as he thought about the poor kid.

"what!"

Suddenly, he felt a pain on his scalp as if it was being pulled, causing Snake Master to scream.

"What's going on? Am I losing my hair?"

Snake Daoye was filled with fear and quickly ran to the bathroom to look at himself in the mirror.

No hair loss, thankfully.

But unfortunately, his head was covered with a bunch of tiny braids tightly tied together.

No wonder my scalp hurts so much just now.

When was this done?
How come he can't remember anything at all?
The Snake Taoist looked at his own face, which gradually collapsed. His complexion turned pale, his eyes were surrounded by dark circles, and he looked eerie.

What's going on? Is he really going crazy?
He wouldn't really become some kind of cosmic garbage, would he?
No, it looks like abyss garbage?
Ahhh, never mind!

There was a crazy scream in the bathroom.

After a while, Master Snake walked out of the bathroom with his hair in a mess, his face showing deep fatigue.

I can’t think about it anymore, I’d better watch the show and relax.

Perhaps, if you immerse yourself in it, you can be like those perverted new humans, not only not going crazy, but becoming stronger.

Snake Master comforted himself, opened another pack of rat tablets, took a can of apple snail juice, tried to relax his tense body, and collapsed on the sofa.

Hey, let me see what happens to these brats!
Master Snake said this secretly in his heart, trying to immerse himself in it through psychological suggestion.

The barrage of comments has been crowding on the light screen, like a gloomy black cloud pressing down on the small world.

[Oh my god, when I woke up, I saw so many people watching, more than last night, don’t you guys need to sleep? ]

[This show is so good, I took stimulants and watched it all night long! ]

[Me too, I saw that the stimulants and barbecue on the takeaway were sold out at the same time yesterday. ]

[Sure enough, everyone is watching! ]

[Fortunately, I have evolved my sleep ability and don't need to take drugs at all. ]

[I envy the new humans who have evolved the nocturnal hunting gene! ]

Master Snake sneered and said, "They are all relying on their youth!"

Like him, he also has the ability to hunt at night, but when he gets older, he still has to go to bed at a certain time. If he doesn't get enough sleep, he will be like a Schrodinger's snake the next day.

As he was thinking, pink bubbles floated in front of him.

He waved his hand to break it, and was startled when he saw the screen.

Now, pink bubbles were popping up crazily on the screen. His entire light screen was filled with dense pink bubbles, and he couldn't see what was on it at all.

"I'm about to have trypophobia."

Master Snake muttered as he turned down the "gift effect" so that he could barely see what was being broadcast live on the screen.

Now I finally understand why everyone is so excited.

It turns out that Xiaoxiao finally started falling in love!
Xiaoxiao's love object is an elegant and handsome young scholar.

The two met at a temple fair and unexpectedly got together.

Today is the third update to celebrate the release of the Old Man Ring DLC.

Rub your hands together, and play with the old man's ring after typing! ! ! !

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(End of this chapter)