The whole weird world is waiting for me to go to heaven

Chapter 240 Education Issues
Relying on the navigation service provided by the world, Liu Sheng carried Ling Xiaoshu's body and walked back from this tavern in some unknown corner to the alley next to Xiaoxiang Tower.

As Liu Sheng walked, he felt annoyed that he did not seize the opportunity. Facing the legendary figure he had admired since childhood, he was so calm and composed. It was really outrageous.

[Also, am I being too cold? ]

[I feel like my sister is no longer as enthusiastic as a sister.] Ling Xiaoshu muttered quietly, recalling Liu Sheng's reaction just now.

[Moreover, we who value money so much are willing to pay for the old man who eats for free? ]

[That’s not an old man, that’s an idol, an idol. 】

【What? 】

[No, no, no! We didn’t say anything! ]

This also reminded Liu Sheng to educate Ling Xiaoshu well.

[…Don’t run after random people, don’t eat random food given by strangers, and if you get lost from your family, you should know how to contact the authorities. Oh, no, you can’t contact the authorities.]

Liu Sheng recited to Ling Xiaoshu in his mind according to what he was taught in school, and then he found that Ling Xiaoshu's situation was still special.

However, she had a more convenient way.

[If you encounter any problems, just tell me in your heart. ]

[…Yes, okay.]

Ling Xiaoshu felt aggrieved.

Liu Sheng lamented again and again.

Liu Sheng, who is not even in her twenties yet, became a mother painlessly and was very tired.

The little tentacle nodded silently, being a mother is indeed very hard.

However, the world also reminded Liu Sheng: [Do you think Ling Xiaoshu doesn't know that he can contact you through Xinhai? ]

【…】

Liu Sheng knew it very well, but he just didn't want to admit it.

[When children grow up, they should have their own world and want to play with their peers. ]

[Doesn't Hongxing Primary School have those little Hongs, Xiaoqiangs, Xiaolings, Xiaomings, etc.? ]

【Note that she is now old enough to go to junior high school. 】

[…It seems so.]

[And once you enter puberty, you'll start to become rebellious, which is hard to deal with! ]

The world also enthusiastically recommended to Liu Sheng a book from Professor Tang’s bookshelf - "Whose Youth Is Not Rebellious".

[This book helps us understand the psychology of children in their rebellious period and how to educate them and establish parent-child relationships.]

Liu Sheng flipped through a few pages in his mind and felt a little headache.

Who would have thought that raising a tree also requires understanding its rebellious period!
But if you really think about how Ling Xiaoshu will grow up, she can't always be by his side, and the two of them don't have much in common...

Liu Sheng supported his chin with Ling Xiaoshu's hand and thought seriously about the solution.

……

As soon as he saw the familiar sign at the door that read "Accommodation available, one spiritual element per hour", Liu Sheng knew that he had finally arrived.

However, as soon as she walked into this fragrant and ambiguous little shop, she was almost kicked out by the charming man who had just warmly welcomed Liu Sheng.

"This is not a place for a little kid! Go away!"

The man swept his long sleeves towards "Ling Xiaoshu" and drove him away. His voice had completely returned to its original rough tone, not at all charming and graceful.

"Ling Xiaoshu" quickly opened his eyes wide and watery, looking pitiful.

"I'm here to look for my sister."

"Your sister?"

"Um..." Then "Ling Xiaoshu" said the room number.

The man immediately thought of the weird woman just now, and suddenly realized what was going on. Then he looked at "Ling Xiaoshu" with a complicated expression, and finally his expression was full of pity.

Liu Sheng didn't want to know about the man's inexplicable imagination.

Then, the man said seriously, "Don't go in. I'll go call your sister out."

Liu Sheng originally wanted to object, but after thinking about it, he felt that the other person had good intentions and knew that it was filled with smoke and it would not be a good idea to let a child in.

So let's just leave it at that.

Anyway, Ling Xiaoshu was brought to his side. So Liu Sheng asked Xiaoshu to wait here, and then he changed his mind and entered the star sea again.

When she opened her eyes, she was still in the same fancy room, but her consciousness had returned to her body.

Liu Sheng put away the magic circle, pushed open the door, and just ran into the charming man.

His hand was raised in the air, apparently about to knock on the door, but he was stunned when he suddenly saw Liu Sheng.

"you……"

"I know my sister is waiting for me outside." Liu Sheng said directly, then walked straight out.

"Yes……"

The man looked at Liu Sheng's back with confusion, thinking: I haven't said anything yet, how did you know?
……

Outside the alley, a sloppy, plump, white-haired old man watched Liu Sheng and Ling Xiaoshu walk out of the alley and get farther and farther away.

A kind smile appeared under his messy beard.

This old man was none other than the Taibai Sword Immortal who had just said goodbye to Liu Sheng’s version of “Ling Xiaoshu” in a hurry.

He couldn't help but worry, and followed quietly until he confirmed that Ling Xiaoshu and Liu Sheng had reunited, and then he finally felt relieved.

At this time, the long sword on Taibai Sword Immortal's back made a buzzing sound, which to him meant: "When people reach a certain age, they can't help but become kind."

Taibai Sword Immortal laughed, but as he laughed, he turned into coughing.

The sword was in a hurry, buzzing rapidly.

"You, you almost offended... You know! Fortunately, I didn't tell her."

"Cough, cough, it's okay, cough, cough." Taibai Sword Immortal covered his lips with his sleeve and coughed violently. He took out a big gourd from the hem of his clothes and took a big gulp, only then did he stop coughing.

At this time, the beard around his mouth was stained with blood foam.

This damn rule is really powerful.

In his heart, he wanted to point his finger at the sky and curse, but he still held back his index finger.

With each step, the surrounding scenery changes.

At this moment, he actually took a step out of Chang'an and came to a green mountain full of pine, cypress and bamboo forests, with several bamboo houses in front of him.

A beautiful middle-aged woman was sitting in the courtyard, boiling water and making tea. Her long sleeves were rolled up, revealing a part of her white wrists. She looked very elegant and dignified.

While the water was boiling, the elegant woman picked up a large bag of potato chips from somewhere, tore open the package, picked out a chip and gently put it into her mouth, with a look of satisfaction on her face.

"Why are you eating this? Don't you allow your students to eat it?"

Taibai Sword Immortal was not shy either. He sat down at the tea table and stretched out his hand to the woman with his five fingers spread out, asking for something.

The woman glanced at him and took out a bag of potato chips and threw it to him.

Taibai Sword Immortal grabbed the bag of potato chips in mid-air, opened it directly, poured it into his mouth, and bit it with a crisp sound.

"Senior, why are you free to come to Huaishan today? Instead of going to Hanshan Jun, I think Hanshan Jun is closer."

The woman was Nangong Wan who lived in seclusion in Huaishan.

Looking at this senior who had no trace of a sage at all wiping his greasy hands with his clothes, she raised her eyebrows with some disgust.

"Xiao Hanzi has been preparing for the imperial examination these days. He is very busy in the palace every day. How can he have time to care about me?"

"That's true." Nangong Wan nodded, "Besides, the form of the imperial examination has suddenly changed. I think there are a lot of things to deal with."

Thinking of this, she frowned.

"Don't worry, your students are very talented, and with a wise teacher like you, they should be able to do well in the exam." Taibai Sword Immortal comforted.

Nangong Wan shook her head and said nothing.

At this time, she had just finished eating a bag of potato chips. She scooped a spoonful of stream water from the jar to wash her hands, and then used a handkerchief to carefully wipe the water off her hands.

Taibai Sword Immortal didn't care, but thought that Nangong Wan's behavior was really nagging, but he couldn't help but admire that the snacks here were really delicious.

“However, if you don’t give such delicious food to your students, even if you are a wise teacher, you are still a bad teacher who eats all the food for yourself.” Taibai Sword Immortal even sucked on his fingers one by one and licked the remaining crumbs.

Nangong Wan slowly said, "They can't compare to me. I produce and sell my own products, and they are all transformed by my strange energy. Can I still get a stomachache from eating them?"

Hearing this, Taibai Sword Immortal stopped licking his fingers.

Who is it that sucks his fingers while eating potato chips!

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(End of this chapter)