The whole weird world is waiting for me to go to heaven

Chapter 151 Feeling at Home
Liu Sheng opened his eyes and woke up from the scene switching of high-dimensional analysis.

There were no windows in the room, and the light tube on the ceiling emitted a cold white light, illuminating the entire room.

The first thing that caught my eye was an old TV mounted high up, which seemed to be playing some melodramatic scene.

A man and a woman were sitting face to face, and the atmosphere was solemn.

"So you want to choose her?" the girl asked.

The boy didn't answer. The camera turned and showed him under the table. His hands were clenched into fists.

"Okay, I understand." Disappointment flashed in the girl's eyes, she picked up her handbag and turned away.

She didn't notice that the boy behind her raised one hand weakly, as if trying to grab something.

[It's too ridiculous.]

【I hope the male protagonist can have a mouth. 】

[Isn't it time to watch TV series now? 】

Indeed, Liu Sheng picked up the remote control that he had been holding in his hand and turned off the noisy TV.

In the other hand was a large, half-eaten bag of potato chips.

She threw the chips aside and tried to sit up.

But it's quite strenuous.

Her fat belly and flabby waist hindered her from making this simple movement.

She finally reacted and stretched her hands out in front of her.

These ten short, thick fingers have ten cute dimples on the back of the hand due to the chubby flesh.

Liu Sheng pinched his stomach and found it was very soft.

I touched my chest, and although it was soft, it was just the softness of excess fat.

All the way to the neck.

There was no neck, just circles of flesh.

My cheeks are sagging, my face is full of flesh, and my skin is greasy. I don’t know how long it has been since I last washed my face.

On top of the head was coarse hair, about an inch long.

【I understand. 】

[We have become the owner of that small shop...]

[But it seems not as exaggerated as him, it should be a miniature version of him. 】

[Could it be that he is the protagonist of this high-dimensional analysis? His past? ]

At this moment, the cold voice of the world echoed in the room.

【You are twenty-two years old. 】

[After graduation, I can’t find a job, and I don’t want to find a job. 】

【I stay at home every day watching soap operas and eating snacks. 】

【Finally one day, your parents dislike you. 】

[Thanks to my fourth aunt who was the director of teaching at Red Star Primary School, I was able to open a small store in the school.]

[Your parents said: Since you don’t want to face adults, you can serve elementary school students.]

[So, your mission is to serve the elementary school students. ]

Liu Sheng blinked. Is this a new function of the world?

With the Tianyan Stone, the world is really changing with each passing day!
[Yes, I can now basically deduce a solution to the high-dimensional analysis, but how to do it in the middle is up to you to explore.]

"Okay, it's been very useful!"

No need to rely on guessing as before, where the analysis would fail inexplicably and be completed inexplicably.

Although Liu Sheng still doesn't understand how to serve primary school students, he thinks that he just needs to run this small shop well and make the primary school students satisfied and feel at home.

"Boss! Are you there?"

At this time, the sound of children laughing came from outside the door.

The elementary school students are here!
Liu Sheng did not dare to be negligent and hurried out to serve the customer.

However, this first step is already difficult.

She barely supported herself with both hands, moved off the bed, put on the slippers beside the bed, stood up tremblingly, and almost lost her balance, and sat back on the bed.

How lazy is this body!
There is no strength in my limbs at all!

Fortunately, Liu Sheng still had small tentacles, which shot out in time to help Liu Sheng support his heavy body.

"Boss, you're not here? Then I'll just take it!" The childish voice carried a hint of teasing, still laughing, but it made me feel uneasy listening to it.

Is this elementary school student a human being?

Liu Sheng suddenly thought of it.

But she wanted to make sure.

Relying on small tentacles to support her body, she was dragged along the ground, making a wet and sticky sound.

There was also a thin tentacle extending out, with tiny eyes looking out.

"Boss, you're so slow... I really want to steal something! Hehehe!" The wicked laugh made Liu Sheng inexplicably annoyed.

But when his little eyes crawled between the shelves, he did not see the elementary school student who was urging him.

"Coming, coming." Liu Sheng responded, carefully using his tentacles to lift the bead curtain.

She didn't need to go further.

Liu Sheng thought of the convenience store owner, who could only crawl behind the glass counter by the door.

She didn't know what the details were, but she kept it in mind and thought it was worth learning.

So she plopped down on a plastic chair behind the counter, which groaned in pain as it bore the unbearable weight.

Later, she never saw such a plastic chair in the convenience store again. She probably thought it had died young due to being unable to bear the weight.

"Bring it here and pay once you have made your selection." Liu Sheng said as the boss did.

"Boss, can't you come over?" There was some grievance in the elementary school student's voice.

The little eyes were still looking around, the shop was not big, but he still couldn't find him.

"If you don't come over, I will complain to you!"

I've looked through row after row of shelves, but still no one is there!
But his voice is clearly in it.

"How are you going to complain about me?" Liu Sheng continued talking, letting the little tentacles follow the voice.

"Hehe, I'm going to tell the principal that you sold three-no products and gave me diarrhea."

The sound seemed to come from the gate.

The little tentacle reached out of the door, but there was still no one outside.

I wanted to reach out a little further, but I felt an invisible obstruction.

[Is this the only scenario in this high-dimensional analysis? ]

[Yes.] The world replied, [Only a little is left after purification.]

So the only things left in this scene are the tables, chairs and freezer in front of the door, and then the shop inside the door and her room.

"I purchased all these through regular channels." Although Liu Sheng hated the kid, he suppressed his anger based on his professional ethics of "serving" an elementary school student.

Besides, she hadn't found him yet.

"Hehehe, are you looking for me?" the elementary school student suddenly said.

Liu Sheng's heart sank.

"If you can't see me, does that mean I can keep cheating on you?"

Hearing these words, Liu Sheng's heart suddenly began to alarm. This was her instinctive warning as a practitioner about the impending crisis.

"If you steal something, I will tell your class teacher and the dean of studies." Liu Sheng threatened sternly.

"Boss, you are so bad." The elementary school student's voice was muffled, but his tone was high-spirited, "It's a pity you can't see me, hehe."

"I see you!" Liu Sheng suddenly said in a harsh voice.

"Cheating is wrong, just like stealing."

"How do you know I'm lying?"

"Because... you are still sitting..."

The elementary school student's voice became increasingly muffled, as if he was trapped inside something.

(End of this chapter)