All Heavens and Worlds Modified History System
Chapter 103 Come and see, General Jia is eating shit
Chapter 103 Come and see, General Jia is eating shit~~~
Xinglong Street, jewelry shop.
"Drink some water first." Chen Ran handed the tea bowl in his hand to Qin Zhong, who was breathing heavily, and said gently, "Don't worry, the sky won't fall."
After drinking the water in the bowl in one breath and taking a few breaths, Qin Zhong spoke much more fluently.
"Brother Chen, the Jia family from Ningguo Mansion has come to ask for marriage from my sister!"
"Oh?"
This news did surprise Chen Ran a little.
Previously, he was more concerned about cutting off the connection between Qin Keqing and Ningguo Mansion, and until now, the process has begun, and there has been no contact between the two sides.
But now.
Is this what the legend says, that everything is God's will?
"Come here." Pressing Qin Zhong's shoulders, he pushed him into the chair. "Sit down and talk. Explain what's going on."
"Brother Chen, the one who came is a matchmaker, saying that he is here to propose marriage on behalf of Master Rong from Ningguo Mansion~~~"
Master Rong of Ningguo Mansion, that is Jia Rong.
Thinking of this, Chen Ran couldn't help but laugh.
At this time, Jia Rong had all his teeth knocked out. He had long lost his former charm and elegance, and was completely disfigured.
Of course, face is not that important; power and wealth are the key.
Chen Ran thought for a moment, took out a silver ingot and gave it to Qin Zhong, then told him, "Go back, do this and that."
Qin Zhong is not a naturally kind person.
The reason why he was so enthusiastic about helping was simply because Chen Ran bribed him with money.
They do the job quickly and efficiently as long as you pay them.
Ningguo Mansion, main hall.
"Father." Jia Rong, with a haggard face, dragged his injured leg forward to pay his respects, and said in a sly voice, "My son does not want to get married yet."
Jia Zhen, with a dark face, became angry when he saw him. He stepped forward and slapped him in the face.
"Trash, trash!"
"I asked you to entertain General Gao, but you, a bastard, actually lost the account book!"
The more Jia Zhen thought about it, the angrier he became. He raised his leg and kicked him wildly, "You bastard! If you can't find the account book, you can go to hell!"
Some time ago, the border general who ran the border smuggling business with Jia Zhen sent his trusted man to settle the accounts.
Jia Zhen had important matters to attend to at the time and could not leave, so he arranged for his son Jia Rong to attend the banquet to discuss the matter.
Unexpectedly, this beast was so stupid that he started a fight with others.
Not only was he beaten into a pig's head, but even the crucial account book was lost.
Jia Zhen was so angry that he broke one of his legs on the spot.
The brainless nobles working with the border generals whose minds are only focused on money, girls and muscles will naturally not be as meticulous and careful as the civil servants.
Not only did he carelessly record the accounts and leave behind account books, but when he did meet the accounts, he did not hide in a deserted place, but instead went to Zuifenglou.
There's nothing else to say except 'idiot'.
I didn’t care about it before, but now that the account book is lost, I realized that something is wrong. I toss and turn in my sleep at night.
Looking at Jia Rong lying on the ground wailing with his head in his hands, Jia Zhen was so angry that he wanted to kill him!
But there is no way, he only has this one son.
After kicking until he was out of breath, Jia Zhen sat down to catch his breath.
Years of debauchery had drained his body, and he even had no strength to hit someone.
"As for the matter of marrying a wife, just follow my instructions." After taking a sip of tea, Jia Zhen coldly scolded, "When the beauty enters the mansion, I will make my own arrangements."
Speaking of this, he remembered the day he went to the temple to pray for blessings.
I had originally intended to pray for Buddha's blessing, but the account books had been burned as firewood by illiterate idiots.
But I never expected that I would see a peerless beauty in the temple.
When we looked at each other, my heart was pounding instantly.
That feeling is like meeting the white moonlight goddess from student days after becoming successful!
After coming back, he was frantically trying to find out about the woman.
It became a bit tricky to learn that she was the daughter of Qin Bangye, a doctor in the Ministry of Works.
The Langzhong of the Ministry of Works was not a high-ranking official, but he was not from a small family either. It was impossible for them to just spend some money to carry someone into their house and bully him.
After thinking about it, he thought of letting his son marry Qin Keqing. After entering the mansion, he could do whatever he wanted~~~
This is how the proposal of marriage came about.
When he thought of Qin Keqing's charming figure, Jia Zhen, who was angry, hurriedly got up and went back to his own courtyard, and took a maid to vent his anger.
Qin family, Qin Keqing's boudoir.
"Sister." Qin Zhong, who was at the door, poked his head out and greeted her.
"What's going on?" Qin Keqing, with a trace of sadness on her face, smiled and said, "Come in and talk."
She has been under a lot of pressure recently.
I never expected that the Ningguo Mansion would come to propose marriage.
That is the Ningguo Mansion, one of the Four Kings and Eight Dukes, and the top noble family of the Great Zhou.
In comparison, Chen Ran was at a disadvantage and could be considered a wealthy family at best.
If she hadn't given her heart and soul to her lover, she might have been tempted.
The pressure now is that Qin Bangye thinks Ningguo Mansion is pretty good.
Not only is the Ningguo Mansion rich and powerful, but Jia Rong is also the heir to a title, so the huge family business will belong to him from now on.
If my daughter marries him, she will surely live a life of wealth and luxury.
"Sister." Qin Zhong ran in and said stealthily, "I went to get some information."
Qin Keqing was also amused. "What did you find out?" "I went to Ningguo Mansion, paid money to bribe the people there, and asked about Jia Rong." Qin Zhong followed Chen Ran's instructions and made up a story. "You don't know, Jia Rong is actually a Rabbit Second Master!"
"Ah?!" Qin Keqing was shocked. "What?"
"It's true." Qin Zhong nodded repeatedly. "It is said that he is in love with Master Lian from Rongguo Mansion. Some time ago, when he was in Zuifeng Tower, he got into a fight with people from Zhongshun Palace because of Master Lian's favor. He was beaten and lost all his teeth, and his face was ruined. Now he looks like a ghost."
"This"
The news was too shocking, and Qin Keqing sat back in her chair in horror.
She likes exquisite jewelry and is also a person who loves beauty.
Although I can't be considered a beauty lover, at least I have to find something pleasing to the eye.
But the problem now is that Master Rabbit is neither human nor ghost, and this is intolerable.
"Are you telling the truth?"
"It's absolutely true!" Qin Zhong swore to the sky without hesitation for the sake of silver, "If I say even a little bit of nonsense, I will be struck by lightning~~~"
Shocked, Qin Keqing immediately got up to look for her father.
Qin Bangye naturally couldn't be persuaded by just a few words, so he immediately asked someone to find out the news.
The news came back quickly, saying that Jia Rong was indeed in Zuifeng Tower some time ago. He fought for Jia Lian and was beaten into a pig's head with all his teeth missing. It was said that even his leg was lame.
The most effective way to spread rumors is to make sure nine out of ten sentences are true. The key sentence will easily be regarded as the truth.
Qin Bangye believed it without hesitation.
He married his daughter off to make her live a good life, how could she possibly marry him to a Rabbit Man!
He immediately wrote back to Ningguo Mansion, saying that his daughter had already been engaged and that the girl would not marry again.
Jia Zhen was furious and hurried to find out about Chen Ran.
Upon learning that Chen Ran was just a minor juren and had no background or connections, he immediately sent someone to invite Chen Ran to have a drink.
In his view, both coercion and inducement are easy to use.
As for Chen Ran, he naturally accepted the invitation with pleasure.
In the restaurant box, Jia Zhen frowned when he saw Chen Ran for the first time.
This person's eyes were too sharp. The way he looked at me was like he was looking at... a dog?!
Chen Ran's demeanor was so strong that Jia Zhen couldn't help but feel disgusted.
This is probably because people with a righteous character are born with an overwhelming temperament to suppress the evil scum.
"Are you Chen Ran? Do you know me, the general?"
Jia Zhen was still talking nonsense, but Chen Ran didn't pay any attention at all.
His attention was focused on the two lines of subtitles floating before his eyes.
'Jia Zhen, the third-rank noble and powerful general of Ningguo Mansion, is a shameless man who lives a life of extravagance and lust. He likes to drink and has a mean character. He has no ability, but he is bent on manipulating power.'
'Note: You can modify one of the words.'
"Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you passed the imperial examination." Jia Zhen is still talking nonsense, "This general can do whatever he wants with just a flick of his finger."
Here, Chen Ran had already raised his hand to erase the word "wine" in "like to drink wine" and replaced it with "shit".
"My son has taken a fancy to Doctor Qin's daughter." Jia Zhen was unaware. "If you are sensible, you should take the initiative to cancel the engagement. Otherwise, don't blame me for not showing mercy."
Holding back the smile in his heart, Chen Ran picked up the wine pot and poured wine for Jia Zhen. "I have long heard of General Jia's great name. Let's drink first and then talk about business."
"Come on, have another drink~~~"
"General Jia is so generous. I admire him so much~~~"
"I claim to be invincible in the bar, and today I finally met a master~~~"
"Give me some face, and have another drink~~~"
"Five champions and eight horses~~~"
"Where are the people outside? Bring us some wine, two more jars!"
It is true that Jia Zhen loves wine, which is comparable to his love for sex.
After all, under the premise of having no worries about food and clothing, living a life of luxury and debauchery is what these nobles pursue.
Moreover, he always boasted about his great alcohol tolerance, and was very unhappy with Chen Ran's righteous demeanor. He really drank until the glass was empty and accepted all the drinks.
The alcohol content of this era is low, which is completely different from the strong alcoholic beverages of later generations.
Chen Ran estimated the alcohol content, which was only slightly higher than beer.
Friends who have drunk too much beer know that if you drink too much beer, you will feel uncomfortable and want to go to the toilet to relieve it.
Jia Zhen is no exception.
"Stop, stop, stop~~~" Feeling suffocated, Jia Zhen pressed the wine pot that Chen Ran handed over and said, "What I told you."
"There's no rush for this." Chen Ran smiled and pushed his hand away and continued to pour wine. "I happen to have a big business here, and I want to cooperate with the general to make money."
Hearing about making money, Jia Zhen immediately became excited and asked, "What business?"
"Three cups first, let's have a good time today."
After a few more glasses of wine, Jia Zhen couldn't hold it in any longer, so he simply stood up and walked out, "General, I'm going to go to the bathroom."
Looking at Jia Zhen's departing figure, Chen Ran smiled, a smile that was meaningful.
Jia Zhen came to the toilet in the backyard of the restaurant and stood in front of the toilet to drain the water, burping.
I shook myself and was about to leave, but suddenly I sniffed and gasped, "What a nice smell~~~"
His eyes looked towards the toilet, an irresistible desire drove him to slowly squat down.
Chen Ran, who was not far away, saw someone walking towards the toilet and immediately shouted at the top of his voice.
"Everyone come and see, General Jia is eating shit~~~"
(End of this chapter)
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