I'm really not Kamen Rider

Chapter 873 Chapter 868: Dr. Death/Ambassador of Hell/General Jack: We are! Earth Defense Force, Shocker!

"We're here. This is our base."

Standing in front of a metal gate, listening to General Jack's words, Tiandao and Ichijo looked at each other. Looking at this gate that had a completely different style from the world on the ground, and the sci-fi-style base after it was opened, they both resisted the urge to complain.

"You Shocker... I mean, you three still haven't changed your habits. Why do you always like to build your base underground?" Tiandao took the lead and stepped in, saying some helpless words, which made General Jack scratch his head.

How could he know why the base was built underground? This base was built entirely by Dr. God and the Ambassador of Heaven. General Jack was OMO the whole time and could not help at all. How could he know what their original intention was in establishing the base?

"What else? Build it in the sky?" An old man in a white coat, with an afro and heavy dark circles under his eyes popped his head out from behind the laboratory table.

Stretching lazily, he interrupted the topic and also made his presence known.

"My intuition tells me that a base built in the sky will definitely not escape the fate of falling." The old man yawned and walked out from behind the experimental table. "Nice to meet you two. I am the Ambassador of Heaven and the current captain of the Earth Defense Force - Shocker."

"Earth Defense Force..." Ichijo said in surprise.

“Shocka…” Tiandao twitched his mouth with an embarrassed expression.

If he didn't know the true nature of Shocker like Ichijo, he might have the same expression as Ichijo right now.

But it is obvious that knowing clearly that Shocker is a terrorist organization, and even the three people in front of him are evil, it is really difficult to regard this organization and these three as heroes fighting against evil.

Aren't they the greatest evil? !

"My name is Xun Ichijo, and this is my partner, uh... Tiandao." In view of the hostility of people in this world towards the surname Shenshan, Ichijo did not choose to say Shenshan Tiandao's full name, but only said the two words Tiandao.

"There's no need to hide it. I already know the details of what happened." But the Ambassador of Heaven said in a tone of "I knew it a long time ago" with his back turned and a solemn look on his face.

"The next thing you two have to deal with is those evil Kamen Riders and that Kamiyama Taiji."

"The fate of this world rests on the shoulders of the two of you."

"So if you need help in any way, just tell me and I will do my best to help."

"No!" Just as the Heavenly Ambassador expressed his opinion, General Jack beside him shouted anxiously: "How did you know? You were... also at the scene?"

"Because when I rescued you, I planted some things in your body, which are usually used to detect your vital signs and opponent data." With his smooth white hair simply tied up and his black robe fluttering, Dr. Tianshen walked out of his personal laboratory and came to Jack at the speed of light.

"On the one hand, we can sense whether you are in danger, and on the other hand, we can also store and record the combat data of the person you are fighting."

Dr. Tianshen openly stated that he had installed cameras and eavesdropping devices on General Jack. He did not feel any guilt, but instead felt it was natural.

"You bastard!" General Jack said with dissatisfaction, "How dare you do this to me! How many things have you put on me?"

“Not much.” Dr. Tianshen stretched out his hand and pointed two fingers at a slight distance: “Just a little bit.”

"There's one on the front and back of the head, four on the chest, and two on the back."

"There are seven sensors on the thighs, all the way down to the soles of the feet."

Dr. Paradise knew everything, but the more he spoke, the darker General Jack's face became.

"That's all?" General Jack frowned, trying hard to control his emotions.

"That's not necessary. There is also a processor that specifically collects information about the surrounding environment." Dr. Tianshen spread his hands.

"Where?!" General Jack suppressed his anger.

The god did not speak, but took out a remote control from his pocket. After pressing the red start button, General Jack suddenly felt numb all over. The flowing bioelectric current ran through his body, which instantly strengthened his five senses several times.

A sudden warmth arose in the abdomen and spread to every part of the body, making this half-biological, half-mechanical body feel quite happy.

But then, this warm feeling flowed downward and concentrated in a certain part, causing General Jack's pants to be stretched high and completely bulged. General Jack: ???
One/Heavenly Way:…

The two people who were watching the whole process had expressions on their faces that seemed to be half-smiles, and more often than not they looked like they wanted to laugh but had to try hard to hold it back.

There's no way, this scene is really rare.

"You bastard!"

Seeing Dr. God controlling his second brother's actions with the remote control, General Jack pounced on him with a strange cry and rushed over.

How can this be? My second brother doesn't listen to me, the eldest brother! He was even implanted with a control program and transformed into someone who completely obeys other people's orders...

Damn you, Dr. God! You are an evil old man! I, General Jack, will do it myself!

"Hey, why are you so anxious! Isn't this much tougher than before?" Dr. Tianshen dodged General Jack's attack and said quickly: "Moreover, I not only kept all the functions for you, but also added the functions of rotation and size change."

"If your ultimate move, fully loaded and fired, can't defeat the enemy, you can just make that thing thicker, then disassemble it and use it as your last missile." Dr. Tianshen stretched out a finger.

"Hey! The power is greater than the explosion of a nuclear bomb!"

General Jack: "I'll kill you!"

The two of them staged a chase in this laboratory, one chasing the other and the other escaping, causing Ichijo and Tiandao, who were watching the whole process, to show faces as embarrassed as emoticons.

"It can also be used as a grenade, and as a rope for rescue." While running, Dr. Tianshen introduced the functional effects he had added, and his tone was exactly the same as that of a scientist mentioning his proudest work.

"At the same time, it will also be the trigger for you to self-destruct."

"Dr. God! Fuck you!"

...

"Alright! You guys are going too far in front of our guests!"

The Ambassador of Heaven suppressed the two people, one chasing and the other fleeing, with a tough attitude, and finally brought the topic back to the main business.

But after what happened just now, it’s really hard to turn the current atmosphere into a serious scene like “saving the world”.

"The atmosphere here is actually better than the ones I know." Tiandao coughed a few times and could only say this in the end.

This is already a very high EQ answer.

"I'm sorry to embarrass you." The Ambassador of Heaven maintained the last dignity of his Earth Defense Force: "We already know about your affairs through General Jack. If we want to attack that place and defeat Kamiyama Taiji, we must gather all the strength we can."

"What does this everything mean..." Tiandao asked back.

"I heard that in the cold land near the north, under the snow-covered mountains, there is a great hero who protects the area." The Heaven Ambassador continued, "And in a mine, there is a dark dragon god with very high combat power."

"There is also Kyoto, the insect king who is obviously a demon but chooses to help humans. He is also an ally that can be won over."

Three candidates were mentioned in a row, and Tsuchiya was confused and had no idea who they were referring to. However, the knowledgeable Tiandao combined this world and came to a conclusion that he found absurd.

"May I ask the names of these three people..." Ichijo looked at the Ambassador of Heaven expectantly.

"These three are Daguba, the hero of the cold snow country, Ryuga, the true dragon of the dark fighter, and Kusakabe Xu, the insect demon who prefers humans." After the Ambassador of Heaven made a grand introduction, Ichijo suddenly shouted out.

"No, Daguba?!"

(End of this chapter)