I'm really not Kamen Rider

Chapter 610: I’ll punch you. Why are adults celebrating Children’s Day? Get lost!

"I've never seen a house goddess that looks like this." Tiandao glanced at Vesta, not looking at her who could only reach his waist. His eyes were wandering around the scenery, not looking at her herself.

Vesta was stunned, but as a goddess she quickly reacted.

"Say it again!" Vesta jumped up angrily, raised her foot and kicked Tiandao on the knee.

The girl puffed out her chest, so much so that her back almost arched backwards.

But even so, something that does not exist remains nothing.

"Ah~ Well, Vesta, the goddess of home." As if he suddenly remembered something, Tiandao raised his hand and used his limited energy to pinch out a small gadget.

It is a movable figurine of Xingtian Armor, which costs over one hundred yuan!

"Here." After handing the figurine of Xing Tian to Vesta, Tian Dao pushed the goddess' back and put it aside: "Be good and stay aside. I will cook for you later."

“Asshole!” Throwing the Xingtian figurine in her hand to the ground, Vesta turned around and jumped behind Tiandao. She opened her mouth, revealing her sharp fangs, and bit Tiandao’s neck fiercely: “I am a home goddess, not a child!”

"How can a house goddess bite people!" Holding Vesta's head with both hands, Tiandao tried his best to move the goddess away.

But her teeth were indeed something worth mentioning. No matter how hard Tiandao tried, he couldn't get rid of them. Vesta even made a whimpering sound when she bit them.

"It's bleeding! It's bleeding!" Tiandao shouted loudly: "Vestal! Vesta!"

"Can you show some Hestia's dignity?"

Vesta didn't react at all when the name Vesta was called, but when the name Hestia was called, Vesta subconsciously opened her mouth.

Although she was still hanging on Tiandao's body, she had already regained her majestic goddess appearance.

"Hehe, I am the goddess who protects the family, the god of stove fire!" Vesta, who was sitting on Tiandao with her legs crossed and locked around his neck, pointed to the sky with one hand and spoke proudly.

"Goddess Vesta!"

Heavenly Way:.
"Okay, Vesta, come down." Venus stretched out her hand through Vesta's armpit with an unknown smile and carried her away.

Before leaving, Venus' fingers brushed across Tiandao's neck, and the wound bitten by Vesta was repaired in an instant, leaving only a faint tooth mark.

If you don't look closely, you can't find it at all.

"My love, Endymion." Diana stepped forward and tidied up Tiandao's messy clothes. "Your end has not yet come, but before that, please complete your magnificent epic first."

Looking at the goddess who was very close to him and smelling the floral scent coming from her, Tiandao only needed to lower his head to see the goddess's bottomless bosom through the veil.

"You stumped me." But Tiandao did not bow his head. Instead, he looked into Diana's eyes and said, "Isn't the legend of Endymion in mythology related to you?"

"That's not necessarily true." Juno came over slowly, with the same graceful figure and golden hair, but with a more mature charm than Venus: "Endymion does exist, but when you become Endymion, what kind of story Endymion has depends on you."

"Because you are Endymion now. What kind of epic myth will be left behind in the future of Endymion depends on your choice."

Heavenly Way:.
He was clearly a man from the future, but at this moment he became Endymion, and was designated by Diana to become such an existence.

This beautiful young man who was deeply loved by Diana in the mythology, at this moment, his legend, in addition to that related to the goddess, will also have his own legend.

"Endymion!" Jupiter suddenly spoke, and as he spoke, invisible divine power began to spread around, and in an instant lifted up the mountain, soaring into the sky, standing on the top of the clouds, becoming the highest mountain in the land of Rome.

As Jupiter spoke, the surrounding buildings, which originally looked like a dilapidated village, also changed.

The place was shrouded in clouds and mist, and countless patterns were engraved on the towering stone pillars. The white walls were free of dust and exceptionally bright.

Jupiter stood at the highest point in the temple. His face, which was originally clearly visible, was now an unknown distance away. Other gods and even Diana herself disappeared as well.

Jupiter's voice continued to echo. "Give up! Love between gods and humans is fruitless. Diana is an immortal being, but how long can you stay with her?"

As soon as the words fell, Diana's voice rang out.

"Your Majesty, I am willing to pay any price and ask you to grant him a way to eternal life!"

Tiandao was stunned. As soon as Diana said this, he knew what the situation was.

Although it is different from the original myth, Endymion's ending is indeed to become an eternal dead.

Maintaining the most beautiful appearance at its peak, forever frozen at that moment, accompanying Diana forever in the most perfect posture.

"Then. I will..." Before Jupiter could finish his words, Tiandao immediately stepped forward and interrupted Jupiter's subsequent words.

"Please allow me to disturb you, great God King." If it was Zeus, Tiandao would still feel a little uncomfortable, but he could accept Jupiter's words.

Although they are essentially the same person, the name has been changed, and I can accept it in my heart.

"I love Diana deeply, and I am willing to pay any price to accompany her." The Heavenly Dao, or at this moment, he who was walking in the myth as Endymion, spoke loudly: "Even if I have to accomplish all the impossible, even if it is a test from the gods, I am willing."

Jupiter's voice did not sound immediately, as if he was also thinking.

"Do you want to become a god?" Jupiter's voice sounded again: "Only those who are recognized by the gods are qualified to become gods."

"I am willing to accept all the tests." Tiandao bowed slightly: "Please give your orders."

"Good! The test from the gods is about to come, just as you thought." Not only Jupiter, but also the voices of other Roman gods sounded and echoed together in this temple.

"Then first, it is the trial from Mercury." A clear and cunning voice suddenly sounded: "Endymion, let the gods witness your determination."

"Climb down from the top of this sacred mountain. At the bottom of the sacred mountain, there is a pool of clear spring. You must go down the mountain and soak in the spring water before sunset the day after tomorrow." Mercury gave himself a test: "This is the first of the twelve trials, Endymion, show your best."

Tiandao didn't waste any words, but turned and walked towards the edge of the cliff, looking down through the clouds, and there was nothing else except the thick clouds.

Climb down empty-handed?
Tiandao looked at his hands, then turned around and looked at the towering Pantheon.

"Okay! I'll climb!"

Wearing the Desire Driver around his waist, Tiandao took out the Sage Token and the Ninja Token and transformed again. While transforming into a new form in the light, he spoke with gritted teeth.

"I'll go down the mountain right away and take a bath for you to see!"

The moment the immortal posture was unfolding, Tiandao leaped up and jumped directly from the top of the mountain without any intention of defending himself.

Only the Pantheon, without any life in it, still stands alone between heaven and earth, as if this sacred mountain will not disappear until Heaven has completed its own test.

"Twelve trials, he won't be recorded as Hercules in the future, right?" Mars' voice suddenly sounded: "Endymion, the prototype is Hercules in Greek mythology. In order to accompany the goddess Diana forever, he completed the twelve trials of the gods and became a god from then on."

"His achievements are known throughout the world, and his great deeds have earned him the reputation of Hercules." Phoebus then said, "Such a legend is worthy of Diana's love."

"No, that's not what I meant." Mars' tone was quite strange.

"I admit that Diana and Endymion are a story that will be passed down forever in this legend."

"But Hercules and Athena?"

When Mars thought of this scene, he wished he could gouge out his eyes.

Might as well be blind.

(End of this chapter)