I'm really not Kamen Rider

Chapter 538: Heavenly Dao Kuzuya Kotai! I will kill you! (Shen Cheng Hey)

"Let's not talk about anything else for now."

After cleaning up and removing the last bit of blood, Tiandao sat back on the sofa.

Seeing the frog finally shut up and stopped making noises in his ears, he spoke again: "You said that I was being watched by a god. What kind of god was that?"

"I dare not say." Guaguala said only these four words: "I cannot fathom the affairs of the gods, and I dare not make rash comments."

"Tsk, that's right..." Tiandao curled his lips: "They are just a bunch of self-centered guys who only care about their own thoughts and ideas and act on their own."

The Black God is indeed very powerful, but the Heavenly Dao will not be kind to him.

Although he was not sure whether this world was also created by the Black God, he kept muttering here. Could the Black God jump out and beat him up if he had the guts?

"You can only say things like this in this era. In the era before the gods disappear and after they appear, this statement of yours will definitely make the gods punch you a few times." As a man from the future, Guaguala has witnessed the appearance of gods.

It would be better to say that on the future Earth, the fact that the planet became like that but did not explode was itself the result of God's blessing.

"But anyway, just answer it..." Before he could finish his next words, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Tiandao turned his head and glanced at the clock hanging on the wall. It clearly read 22: midnight.

Is there anyone coming to the door so late?
No... maybe it's not a human being, but the kind of ghost that opens the door and finds no one outside, and then turns around to find someone standing behind you.

Or maybe he looked through the peephole on the door and saw a bloody figure looking at him through the peephole.

A classic horror movie scene.

But holding on to the idea that a skilled person is daring, Tiandao was not afraid. Instead, he turned around and fumbled under the sofa for a moment, pretending that he was taking something out, but in fact he used his limited mental energy to materialize a silver-purple sword.

So in Guaguala's eyes, Tiandao took out a silver-purple sword from under the sofa and walked towards the gate with a menacing look, leaving it speechless.

"Hey! What if the person outside has a gun?"

"Hmph, what do you know?!" Tian Dao snorted coldly: "Seven steps away, the gun is faster; within seven steps, the sword is faster!"

Of course the sword is faster. If I were to shoot someone with a gun, I would be shot into a sieve and the opponent would probably not even have a hair left.

You think I don't want to use a gun?!

Hiding beside the door frame with his body sideways, Tiandao took a deep breath and slowly opened the door. His other arm was raised with a sword, ready to strike down the intruder at any time.

Then, just as Guaguala and Tiandao were holding their breath in tension, Tsumurai, dragging a lot of bags and carrying a suitcase, came in with a chuckle.

QuackQuack:?

Heavenly Dao:?
"What are you doing?!" Tsumurai had a stern face to begin with, but when she turned her head and saw Tendou standing beside her with a sword held high, she was also shocked.

You're going to be an axeman and hack me to death with a knife.

"Ahem... why is it you?!" Putting down the Titan Sword, Tiandao looked at the uninvited woman and said, "What are you doing in the middle of the night?"

"As you can see, I'll move in with you." Tsumurai regained her numb face, becoming emotionless again, and spoke mechanically: "Your passion has never been higher since the start of the Desire Grand Prix."

"You are the undisputed favorite to win, so..."

"Wait a minute." Tiandao raised his hand to interrupt Tsumurai's follow-up: "So how popular am I?"

"If the top of the favorites is set at 98, then you have 31 points now." Guagua looked at the real-time updated popularity list and said, "The second place doesn't even have half of your points, only points."

"It can be seen that you are really loved by many audiences." Guagua La said affirmatively: "As expected, real heroes are so popular no matter where they are."

"Then why are you here?" After realizing how popular he was, Tiandao asked Tsumurai, "Is it necessary for you to come here overnight for an interview?"

"No, it's not an interview, it's a real-time report." Tsumurai said with a stiff face: "You are more popular than ever before, and you have created a new game mode for the Desire Grand Prix. Everyone is curious about what kind of person you are; they all want to know what you do on a daily basis; they all want to know the identity of a person like you."

"So here I am."

Heavenly Dao:?
Although Tsumurai expressed it very clearly and Tiandao also understood it, it was precisely because of this that Tiandao found it a little unbelievable.

"What do you mean?"

"It means that she will eat and live with you during this period of time. No matter what you do or where you go, she will broadcast it live and record everything about you." Guagua La lay on the table with her back, and the whole frog turned over with laughter, revealing its white belly.

The front and hind limbs clapped like humans, accompanied by deep laughter and the biobio sound of the webbed feet slapping together, which was really full of ridicule.

Tiandao ignored the frog that was laughing so hard, and stared at Tsumuri, waiting for her answer.

"That's it." Although Tsumurai was reluctant to come, as a game guide, the opportunity to boost the popularity of the game and take it to the next level was right in front of her. The assignment from the game administrator left her no right to refuse.

This was the first time she had encountered such a situation.

"What about me sleeping?" Tiandao pointed at himself.

"Live broadcast while you sleep." Tsumuri said expressionlessly.

"What if I go out to work?" Tiandao continued to ask without giving up.

"Live broadcast of your work." Tsumuri still had a stiff face.

"What if I go to the toilet?!" Tiandao used his trump card.

"Live broadcast of you going to the toilet." Tsumurai ignored Tiandao's killer move.

Tiandao:? ? ?
No, you have to live stream even when you go to the toilet? That doesn't give you any privacy, right?

"Because the audience is really curious about you and wants to know everything about you." Tsumuri turned around and closed the door: "So before the game enters the final stage, I will always be by your side, live broadcasting, and recording everything about you in the form of a documentary." "Please rest assured, everything about you..."

bump!
With one hand pressing the wall behind Tsumuri, Tiandao once again used his height to press Tsumuri under him.

But this time, Tsumurai did not show any panic expression, but looked at Tiandao directly without any fear.

"Then if I want to do something with you, will you also broadcast it live?" He leaned close to Tsumuri's ear, and his warm breath swirled in her cochlea, bit by bit penetrating into Tsumuri's mind, causing her face to turn red unconsciously.

Like a boiling kettle.

"Of course!" Tsumurai's stiff expression could no longer hold back: "It will be broadcast live too!"

"But don't forget, you haven't become the God of Lust yet, you can't do that kind of thing to me!" Tsumuri added quickly, fearing that she would suffer.

"What I mean is, after I become the God of Desire, I can really do something to you?" Tiandao smiled slightly. As a man of the Kamiyama family, he was no match for a novice like Tsumuri when it came to talking nonsense.

"You didn't object to me doing that to you."

They got closer and closer, their nose tips even overlapped, and Tsumuri's face became redder and redder.

"I..." Tsumeli spread her hands and pressed them against Tendou's chest: "Tendou Souji, please wake up!"

"I am the game guide, I am..."

"Don't worry, I'm not that anxious." Tiandao took a few steps back, not wanting Tsumuri to only see himself.

"Eh?" Tsumuri was stunned: "You don't refuse?"

"Will refusal be useful?" Tiandao spread his hands: "Even if I refuse here and tell you to get lost righteously, this live broadcast will not end."

"On the contrary, this live broadcast will be hidden in various locations around me, still recording everything about me indiscriminately and reporting it in real time."

If this was when he was at the peak of his Heavenly Dao status in the past, his abundant mental energy would have been enough for him to find where these cameras were.

But now...

"So instead of that, it's better to be open and aboveboard like this." Tiandao crossed his arms and said with a smile: "And..."

"Isn't this about you?"

Tsumeli: “Huh?”

"Compared to being so sneaky and shady, I am satisfied to have a beautiful woman like you by my side recording everything about me, no matter what."

As he said that, Tiandao grabbed Tsumuri's wrist, which made the originally calm Tsumuri suddenly panic.

"What are you doing?!"

"Live broadcast of me sleeping." Tiandao said with a smile.

"How can you broadcast live without sleeping with me?"

Tsumuri:!

Wait! You're not really going to do that in front of the camera! You really want to!
...

Hyperdimensional space.

The white hair covered his face, and the white armor was so conspicuous on the red sofa, highlighting the joy on the face that should have been serious.

His white robe was draped over the sofa, with a microphone in one hand and a camera in the other. He was clearly a mighty god, but at this moment he had transformed into a reporter and announcer.

It is difficult to control the grinning mouth, and the upturned corners of the mouth are harder to suppress than a big orange pill.

"Hello, audience friends. Whether you are a senior from the Showa era, a senior from the Heisei era, or my juniors, I am Kamen Rider Gaim."

"Because I have become a god by chance, I am now using my power to cross dimensions and broadcast a live broadcast beyond time and space for you."

"Everyone, please look. This is the first and only steel masked man in the Heisei era. His name is Kamiyama Tendō. I think everyone should be familiar with him."

【Moon Rider: 6】

[Sword Knight: Senior?! ]

[Star Coin: OMO]

[Agito: Holy shit! Is it that exciting?! ]

【W: Senior Tiandao is so domineering. 】

【Chiqi: It’s Senior who is to blame. We must make things a done deal! 】

Looking at the scrolling barrage of comments and exploding messages below, the smile on a certain god's face grew brighter.

"It's obvious that this Senior Tiandao is not the one we know, and he is not accompanied by Miss Melina."

"But even so, what we know now are secrets that have never been known in Senior Tiandao's mysterious past!"

"Shh! Is it Miss Melina, whom we are familiar with, who won the first place, or Miss Tsumuri, whom Senior Tiandao liked at first sight, who won the first place? Who is the real winner between the two?!"

"Masked Riders! Let's look forward to it!"

(End of this chapter)