I'm really not Kamen Rider

Chapter 336 If you can't sleep, it is generally recommended to apply glue first, then apply glue, and finally apply glue.

"It hurts, it hurts!!"

Kamishiro Ken yelled, covering the wound on his head that had just been wrapped with gauze, his face full of mumbling.

The old man was still holding gauze and disinfectant alcohol in his hands, standing aside and looking at Kamishiro Ken with heartache.

Someone sitting on the sofa seemed quite free and comfortable, with one hand resting on the back of his head and the other hand reading a magazine.

He was sitting with his legs crossed, looking more comfortable than anyone else.

"Why are you so strong?" Although his body was in pain, what made Shen Dai Jian want to complain even more was the strength of this guy named Shen Shan Tian Dao.

Although this has become a daily routine after the battle, it can be seen from the status of both sides that the Kamishiro Sword was, as expected, covered by the gauze.

At the beginning, the two sides were fighting back and forth, but later, for some unknown reason, Shen Dai Jian suddenly discovered that the power of this guy named Shen Shan Tian Dao had become much stronger.

Originally, he was holding a sword and fighting with him, and both of them were evenly matched. But in the blink of an eye, this guy's attack speed became so fast and fierce that Shendai Jian could not react at all.

Although both of them are using the same weapon, and I am using a sword while the other party is using a stick, theoretically I should have the advantage.

But when Kamishiro Ken was actually hit by the short stick, he realized that this was not the case at all.

That short stick can discharge electricity!

After being electrocuted to the point of almost dancing on the spot, Kamishiro Ken finally escaped from that situation and decided to use his ultimate move to give the hateful guy in front of him a hard blow.

Then... he was hit by a UFO that suddenly flew towards him at a speed so fast that he could only see a red mass.

Before he landed on the ground, the stun gun hit his chest, releasing the highest output of electrical energy, causing black smoke to come out of Kamishiro Ken's body.

In the end, Kamishiro Ken, who was unable to maintain his dressing posture, had to cancel his transformation and was helped to stand up by the old man.

The first fight between the two sides ended with Tiandao's victory.

"I've already told you, no one in this world is better at killing insects than me." Tiandao tilted his head and glanced at Shendaijian: "With your level, you're still a little short."

"I don't accept it!" Shen Dai Jian slammed the table and said, "I want to be at the top in every aspect, even in combat!"

"I want to challenge again..." He wanted to say something else, but the excited Kamishiro Ken ignored his body. The severe pain came over him, and he couldn't help but cover his shoulder and cried out softly.

"Master, you can't use force on this hand for the time being." The old man who was applying medicine to Shen Dai Jian hurriedly said, "At least you have to wait until the injury heals..."

“Damn it…” Shen Dai Jian gritted his teeth, looking unconvinced: “If that’s the case, then let’s try another way of competing!”

"Let's compete in something else!" Shen Dai Jian said loudly, "No matter what it is, as long as you can beat me, you can live in the Diskabiel family at will, and all the expenses will be covered by the Diskabiel family!"

"What do you think? Do you dare?"

"I don't dare at all." Tiandao turned a page of the magazine and answered without thinking: "I'm really sorry, Jian, maybe you may be better at something else, but..."

“I haven’t learned that much.”

Shindai Sword:?

"What do you mean?" Shen Dai Jian asked back.

"For me, just practicing one thing to perfection has exhausted all my energy." Tiandao closed the magazine, straightened up his body, and continued, "In other aspects of life, I can only be considered to be mediocre. I am far from being as proficient as I am in combat."

"No matter what you challenge me to, be it tennis, football, or even car racing, I'll count you as the winner."

Tiandao spread his hands.

"Because I can't."

"It's that simple."

Tiandao, who described life in a very thorough manner, received a surprised look from Kamishiro Ken with his mouth wide open, and the old man couldn't help but speak.

"Have you spent your entire life in battle, Mr. Tiandao?"

"That's not the case." Tiandao shook his head: "It's just that I'm best at this." "I can cook and wash clothes, but there's no need to compete in this kind of thing." Tiandao rolled his eyes: "Are you competing to see who washes clothes faster?"

"What's the comparison..."

"No! That's all!" Without waiting for the old man to speak, Kamishiro Ken immediately shouted, "No matter what aspect it is, as long as you are willing to compete, I will accompany you to the end! Let's see who is more powerful!"

Tiandao:…

You are already a grown up, why do you still act like a child?

Tiandao squeezed his brows and felt a little headache.

"Well, let's do this. I just thought of something I'm good at besides fighting." Tiandao pondered for a long time and finally came up with a solution: "Let's compete in this."

"Okay! You say!" Shendai Jian said excitedly.

Pointing to the sky with one hand, Tiandao revealed a solemn expression: "Grandpa said that in this life, people can always empty their souls in their subconscious mind, allowing themselves to swim freely in the world of the soul and wash away the hard work and fatigue of the day."

"So, let's just sleep." Turning his head, Tiandao kept pointing one finger to the sky and spoke seriously.

"I think I'm pretty good at sleeping."

"I'm the only one who falls asleep immediately. I never wake up before eight o'clock. This is my sleep quality." Tiandao pouted and looked at Shendai Jian provocatively: "What do you think? Do you dare to compete with me?"

“Very good!” Shendai Jian slowly stood up, his eyes revealing a burning desire to fight: “Even if I am in the realm of sleep, I will become the one who reaches the top!”

Squatting beside Tiandao, facing each other at head height, Shendai Jian gave Tiandao a provocative look.

"I accept your invitation to duel!"

"Okay!" Tiandao smiled as if he had understood the plan, raised his thumb and gave a thumbs-up, and added another sentence.

"You really don't know how to live or die, Kamishiro Sword. Just watch, my sleep quality is incomparable to yours!"

"Don't let your tongue slip before you brag, you bastard." Kamishiro Ken stood up and walked towards his room without saying a word: "Tomorrow, I will definitely win!"

With high morale, Kamishiro Ken walked towards his bedroom, seemingly determined to defeat Tendō.

however…

"You are so full of fighting spirit and excitement, it's a miracle that you can fall asleep." Tiandao yawned, looking sleepy: "Grandpa once said that when a person thinks about how to sleep while sleeping, that person will never fall asleep."

“Often the more you want to sleep, the less you can sleep.”

What? How do you solve this problem of wanting to sleep but not being able to sleep?
It is recommended to apply some glue first. After applying the glue, you will have a mentality like a sage and sleep like a baby.

"Young Master... He always wants to compete with others." The old man stared at the back of Shen Dai Jian closing the door, and said helplessly: "You actually thought of using this method to get rid of the young master, and you can also let the young master lie on the bed with peace of mind. It's really amazing."

"He's like a little kid. After losing, he wants to prove himself somewhere else." Tiandao yawned, "I wonder if you indulge him too much."

"If you overindulge your child, it won't have any good effect on his or her growth."

"That guy is too self-centered and doesn't care about other people's feelings. He will unknowingly bring harm to others."

The old man opened his mouth, wanting to refute but didn't say anything.

Because this is the fact, as an old man who has watched Kamishiro Ken grow up, the old man really treats Kamishiro Ken as his grandson.

So no matter what the aspect was, the old man tried his best to satisfy him and was reluctant to hit him or scold him.

The old man knew that this wouldn't work, but he really couldn't make himself up to it.

"I won't say any more." Tiandao stretched lazily and said, "I'm going to sleep."

"After so many days, I can finally have a good sleep."

“I’m so tired…”

(End of this chapter)