Douluo: The soul travels to Xu Yunhan and vows to marry Tang Wutong!
Chapter 39: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant
Chapter 39 39. Whoever you stare at will get pregnant
Woo woo woo woo
Who would have thought that after hearing what Ma Xiaotao said, Zhang Lexuan actually covered her face and burst into tears. "I would rather be an ordinary spirit master girl than be a senior sister in Shrek Academy. Ever since I was brought back to Shrek Academy by that old bastard Moon, he forced me to make friends with that little bastard Beibei..."
"Oh, the senior sister of the inner courtyard? She is just a dog raised by Moon. He would rather let the dog meat rot in the pot than give it to anyone other than Beibei..."
Under the catalysis of the drug, Zhang Lexuan showed her truest side to the three people.
If it were someone else, hearing such "treasonous" words, they would definitely advise Zhang Lexuan to be careful with her words. But who is Ma Xiaotao? She is a reckless woman, a typical person who only supports the right and not the relatives. Not to mention Mu En, she dared to scold Tang San even if he did something wrong.
Ma Xiaotao took a handkerchief and wiped the tears from Zhang Lexuan's eyes. She comforted her softly, "Sister Lexuan, don't cry. It's not worth it to cry yourself to the old bastard Moon. He's just a man. What do you think of my little man?"
Hearing this, Zhang Lexuan rubbed her eyes vigorously, looked up and down at Xu Yunhan in front of her, and slowly said, "It looks pretty good, but I don't know how it works in use?"
Zhao Ning'er: "..."
Xu Yunhan: “…”
Ma Xiaotao: "..."
Is this still the innocent inner courtyard senior sister Zhang Lexuan?
Ma Xiaotao leaned over to Zhang Lexuan's ear and bewitched her, "Sister Lexuan, how about...you try it first?"
"Let's give it a try!" Zhang Lexuan put her arms around Xu Yunhan's waist, held him in a princess hug and walked towards the master bedroom.
That night, Zhang Lexuan rode his horse and whipped the whip, venting all the anger that had been brewing for more than ten years on Xu Yunhan.
The next morning, Xu Yunhan sat up from his big pink bed with a start. At this moment, a clear voice rang in his mind.
[Drop, due to the change of the host, the fate of the original destined protagonist Huo Yuhao has been deflected, and the host is now rewarded with a one-time skill "Whoever you stare at will get pregnant"]
ah? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Whoever you stare at will get pregnant?
This skill shouldn't have much use other than pranking, right?
No, it is still useful. If it is used on Huo Yuhao, it can greatly change Huo Yuhao's fate. There should be no problem in brushing the system reward.
It is also useful on his adoptive father. If Xu Tianran had a descendant of his own, the internal strife in the original novel would not happen again.
However, based on his understanding of Xu Tianran, the other party would rather let him marry a princess of the Sun and Moon royal family and adopt their offspring into his lap, rather than using this method to raise a descendant of his own.
It's so embarrassing. Even a hero needs to save face.
Then... should this skill really be used on Huo Yuhao? Isn't this a bit too cruel for him?
Just as Xu Yunhan was struggling over whether to glare at Huo Yuhao, he suddenly seemed to think of something. "System, if I glare at a statue of someone, will my skills work on that person through the statue?"
[Hmm...it's okay] Beautiful!
A wicked smile suddenly appeared on Xu Yunhan's face. Using his skills on that person would have a much faster effect than using them on Huo Yuhao.
Xu Yunhan put on his clothes, washed up briefly, tied his long hair into a high ponytail, and then walked out of the room with satisfaction.
In the courtyard, Zhao Ning'er was sitting at the stone table drinking fresh soul beast milk bought from Shrek Colosseum.
The moment she saw Xu Yunhan, Zhao Ning'er curled her lips and said with a look of disdain, "Master Xu, your two young wives have gone to ask the Dragon God Douluo for forgiveness, so you can just sleep till you die."
ah? ? ? ? ? ?
Xu Yunhan ran out of the house without hesitation. He shouted as he ran, "Ning'er, tell Xiao Xiao that I may not be able to make it to today's game."
With Xu Yunhan's full efforts, it took him less than ten minutes to walk into the gate of Shrek Academy.
"This matter is not very glorious. Moon will definitely not expose it openly. He will definitely stay away from those old people who keep the lights on in Poseidon Pavilion."
"In the outer courtyard... the only place suitable for handling this matter seems to be Yan Shaozhe's office."
After coming up with the idea, Xu Yunhan went straight to the door of the office of the Dean of the Martial Spirit Department of Shrek Academy.
At this time, Xu Yunhan had already greeted the Sky Fox in his sea of consciousness. If Moon was aggressive, he really wouldn't mind performing a "rage for beauty" in Shrek City!
Xu Yunhan didn't knock, but pushed open the door of the office and walked in.
Ignoring Beibei's murderous expression, Xu Yunhan quickly walked to Zhang Lexuan and Ma Xiaotao, looked them up and down, and after confirming that the two women were not hurt, he slowly said, "Xiaotao, Lexuan, no one should embarrass you two, right?"
Snapped!
Moon, who was sitting at the main seat, slammed the table hard, glanced at Xu Yunhan, and said meaningfully: "Okay, now that everyone is here, let's announce the outcome of this matter. Zhang Lexuan, as Beibei's child bride, failed to abide by the rules of being a woman and had an affair with someone else, which is truly the behavior of a slut..."
"Senior Dragon God, you saved Le Xuan's life, but that's not a reason for you two to bully her. Le Xuan regarded you as her benefactors, relatives, and even family members, but how did you treat her? How can you describe your family members as sluts? From the beginning to the end, she, Zhang Le Xuan, was a dog of your Dragon God Douluo, a dog that could be slaughtered at any time!"
Xu Yunhan was strong and unyielding. He stared at Moon's old face with his tiger eyes and said in a neither humble nor arrogant manner, "Senior Dragon God, I don't want to say any unnecessary nonsense. You are Xiao Tao's master and also my elder. I didn't want to say anything disrespectful, but you really went too far this time!"
Snapped!
Moon's eyes became colder and colder as he glanced at Xu Yunhan below. A ferocious look appeared on his face. "Xu Yunhan, in terms of status, I am your elder. In terms of strength, I am a Limit Douluo, and you are just a Soul Master. You dare to talk to me like this, aren't you afraid of being beheaded?"
Hearing this, Xu Yunhan finally felt relieved. If Moon En wanted to deal with him and Zhang Lexuan, there would be no need for so much nonsense.
"I am afraid of death. I am afraid that no soul master is willing to give up his noble life. But... as a man, I have the obligation to use my not-so-broad shoulders to support the sky for my wife behind me. If you want to hurt my wife, you must first step over my dead body!"
(End of this chapter)
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