Douluo: The soul travels to Xu Yunhan and vows to marry Tang Wutong!

Chapter 282 282. Telling Jokes

After thinking for a moment, Xu Yunhan slowly said, "Let me tell you a joke. Ten thousand years ago, a civilian woman on Douluo Continent suffered from the destruction of an evil soul master. By chance, after hearing the propaganda of the Sea God Pavilion, she dreamed in her heart that one day... she could go to live on the continent ruled by the Sea God."

Wu Qingmeng: “…”

This statement may seem contradictory at first, but if you think about it carefully... it's really ironic!

Seeing Wu Qingmeng's sudden realization, Xu Yunhan picked up the teacup, took a sip of tea, and continued: "Gods are gods, and gods are gods. These are two concepts and cannot be confused. The so-called gods are just the existence that people imagine when they are suffering."

"And gods, like Soul Douluo and Title Douluo, are just a level title of a cultivation system. Sea God Tang San, Sea God Chen Xiao, War God Dai Mubai, Speed ​​God Zhu Zhuqing, Nine-Colored Goddess Ning Rongrong, they are just a group of soul masters who are stronger than Limit Douluo."

“Gods are not gods, but gods often package themselves as gods.”

Although Xu Yunhan's words were profound, they were not obscure or difficult to understand. Anyone with a little bit of common sense could figure out the meaning behind them.

Under Zhao Ning'er's operation, the golden body of the Sea God Pavilion had long been broken. After the death of Yan Shaozhe and Chen Ye, Zhao Ning'er used the contents of "The Ten Competitive Powers of the Martial Soul Core" to make public the scandal that Shrek Academy had hidden for 10,000 years.

"There are no useless martial spirits, only useless spirit masters." This nonsense is regarded as the truth by Shrek Academy.

In history, there has never been a Titled Douluo with a knife, rolling pin, rice field, or hoe spirit. There has also never been an example of a spirit master with a golden holy dragon or bright holy dragon spirit who could not break through to level 30 in his lifetime without any unexpected circumstances.

Tang San's Blue Silver Grass spirit was inherited from the 100,000-year-old Blue Silver Emperor, so it is not a useless spirit.

Flanders is a swindler, greedy and lustful person. He allows his teachers to beat up students who come to enroll in Shrek Academy. He is an out-and-out villain.

Liu Erlong...

As more and more negative information about the Golden Iron Triangle was revealed, all of Poseidon's excuses became pale and powerless. You could say that these were fake, and were lies made up by people who were jealous of Shrek Academy's status.

But... Poseidon Pavilion and Shrek Academy truly regarded a ridiculous "book" as the truth. Not only could this not be justified, it also directly exposed the Jade Belt Master's superficiality!
The era of Shrek Academy calling a horse a zebra is over!
For a time, Poseidon Pavilion and Shrek Academy were caught in a whirlpool of public opinion. They could not win the fight, could not make excuses, and could not even contact the God Realm.

There was no other way, so they smashed the statue of the Golden Iron Triangle enshrined in Shrek City and declared, "Shrek Academy is the Shrek Academy of the Shrek Seven Gods, not the Shrek Academy of the Golden Iron Triangle."

After the golden body of Poseidon Pavilion was destroyed, much of the hidden history was finally revealed to the world.

Going back to reality.

Xu Yunhan looked at Wu Qingmeng who had remained silent the whole time, and asked curiously: "Sister Qingmeng, you are asking me this kind of question. Is there something wrong with the people in your family?"

Wu Qingmeng said: "Two years ago, my sister encountered a group of evil soul masters who hijacked her soul train while traveling. During the battle, she was hit by the soul skill of an evil soul master, which caused damage to her soul." "In the past two years, my sister has been awake, crazy, and fainted. Dad and mother spent a lot of money to ask the Holy Spirit of the Ten Thousand Beasts Alliance to treat my sister. Even the Holy Spirit, who is famous for his treatment, cannot repair my sister's soul."

"Soul damage?" Xu Yunhan said thoughtfully: "If that's all, maybe... I have a way to save your sister."

"Really?" Wu Qingmeng stood up immediately, not caring about the difference between men and women, and quickly grabbed Xu Yunhan's wrist and said hastily: "Gu Chen, you are attracted to me, right? As long as you can cure my sister, I will agree to date you and be... your girlfriend."

Xu Yunhan said coldly: "Don't say such things anymore. You can't force feelings. I'm not the kind of person who likes to use favors to blackmail girls."

"Hearing what you said, Sister Qingmeng, do you have a good relationship with your sister?"

Hearing this, Wu Qingmeng's mood instantly fell, "I was picked up. Daddy, Mommy, and Sister are all very kind to me. I was also present during the hostage incident on the Soul Guide Train. My sister was hit by the evil soul master's soul skill in order to protect me."

As she spoke, Wu Qingmeng ignored the difference between men and women and simply grabbed Xu Yunhan's wrist and walked out.

"Qingmeng, Sister Qingmeng, please let go." As soon as he walked out of the teahouse, Xu Yunhan broke free from Wu Qingmeng's restraints and said, "Sister Qingmeng, you have a competition later, so just call and ask your family to pick me up. The Soul Master Competition is held every five years, and a person can only participate three times in his lifetime. Don't waste this opportunity to gain experience."

"But, but..." Wu Qingmeng hesitated and said, "But, you are the guest, and it is really rude for me, the host, not to accompany you."

Xu Yunhan said unhappily, "Why don't you just wait until after your game is over before going back? Two years have passed, so one afternoon won't matter."

Fortunately, Wu Qingmeng was not stubborn and did not cause any more trouble. After the two of them found a roadside stall to have lunch, they returned to the fighting arena.

What a joke! If you, Wu Qingmeng, gave up the competition, what reason would Xu Yunhan have to keep you by his side and spend every day with you?
As soon as Xu Yunhan stepped onto the stands, Xu Xiaoyan came skipping in front of him.

"Teacher, I just played in the match. I was a defensive spirit master with a cultivation base of over 20, and I smashed his tortoise shell with one punch."

Xu Xiaoyan put her hands on her hips, blinking her big eyes again and again, with an expression that said, "I'm great, come and praise me."

Xu Yunhan rubbed Xu Xiaoyan's little head a few times, said some symbolic words of praise, then returned to his seat and continued to read the gossip in the newspaper.

An afternoon passed quickly. During this period, Xu Yunhan paid special attention to Wu Qingmeng's game. The opponent's martial spirit was a dark purple sickle, which carried an imperceptible destructive force.

After the game, Xu Yunhan received a message from Wu Qingmeng on the soul guide communicator, asking him to leave the fighting arena and go to the gate of Tianhai Hotel.

As soon as he returned to Tianhai Hotel, Wu Qingmeng, who was wearing a water-green dress, pulled him into a soul-guided car.

(End of this chapter)