Siheyuan: What bad intentions could a veterinarian like me have?

Chapter 71 This is Xiaodao pulling the butt, opening the eyes
In addition to the resentful Qin Huairu, the depressed Yi Zhonghai, the annoyed Jia Dongxu, and Bang Geng who he wanted to escape but couldn't.

Everyone in the yard opened their eyes wide and their mouths wide open. They were all dumbfounded and stunned for a moment.

There was five seconds of dead silence, and then it was broken by a loud laugh.

Xu Damao covered his stomach and laughed, "Sister Qin, what did you say? Your mother-in-law's asshole was sealed with peach gum? Hahahaha, hahahaha!"

Yan Jiecheng's face turned purple, and he burst into laughter. He waved his hands and said, "Sister Qin, don't glare at me. I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it!"

"No, what's going on? Wasn't Mrs. Jia Zhang constipated? How did her buttocks get sealed with peach gum? Where did the peach gum come from?" Liu Guangtian felt terrible. He couldn't understand how such a thing could happen.

The third son of the Yan family, Yan Jiekuang, quietly ran behind Banggeng, who was blocked by Xu Damao, and fiercely grabbed the back of his neck. He deliberately laughed loudly and said, "Banggeng, tell me, is this your masterpiece?"

"..."

For a moment, all eyes were focused on today's star Bang Geng. He seemed to be naturally under a spotlight, enjoying the glory of being the center of attention.

At such a young age, Bang Geng saw shock, astonishment, confusion and bewilderment in those eyes, as well as some deep admiration and respect.

Bang Geng was excited all over, and the fear and trepidation in his heart were swept away by the honor brought by the fiery gazes of the crowd, and a sense of satisfaction and pride arose spontaneously.

"Yes, it was me! I used peach gum to seal my grandma's butt. I did it! How is it? Is it awesome?"

"!!!"

The whole audience gasped, and the doubts in their eyes were completely replaced by admiration.

They didn't expect that Banggeng would sacrifice his own relatives for the sake of justice. At such a young age, he has such a sense of justice. He is simply a new-age boy with outstanding ideological awareness and a role model for everyone to learn from.

Many people secretly made up their minds to go home and beat up their good-for-nothing children, so that they could learn the spirit of Bang Geng, who only recognized the principles of heaven and ignored all relatives, and punched the tiger of the South Mountain and kicked the dragon of the North Sea.

Bang Geng, he must have been fed up with his own grandmother's bad habit of acting like a tyrant and causing chaos in the yard, so he chose to fight back and took the opportunity of his grandmother's illness to give her a good beating.

Even facing the power of Jia Dongxu, his thug father, Bang Geng was still not afraid and chose to carry out the plan to the end, allowing everyone in the yard to witness such a grand scene of daring to say no to evil forces.

Cried!

I was so moved that I cried!

"Brother, there's me too. I participated too. I had a part in closing the road to Taojiao!" Seeing his elder brother being admired by countless pairs of eyes in the yard, Xiaodang couldn't help but want to take credit for it.

"No, Xiaodang, this is my own plan, my desperate decision!" Banggeng stepped on the pile of firewood. The glow of the setting sun just happened to shine on his body from the hanging flower gate, as if it had been coated with a layer of gold. Such light was great.

"Fuck!"

The people in the yard began to admire him more and more.

"You bastard! I can't kill you!"

Bang!
A bench was thrown out and hit the pile of firewood next to Banggeng's feet. The little guy was so scared that his face changed. He turned around and saw his father rushing towards him aggressively. He immediately shrank his neck and jumped behind Li Xiangdong.

Diamonds are forever and classics are timeless.

The brilliance of Banggeng just now is destined to be written into the history of Red Star Siheyuan.

But now, he had to accept the fact that he was beaten by his father. "Bang Geng, you've gone too far this time. Even if your father doesn't beat you, I will!" Qin Huairu put her hands on her waist, obviously also angered by Bang Geng's shocking words and deeds just now.

"I let you feel proud, I let you show off! You thought it was a good thing, right? If I don't beat you to death today, I'm not named Jia!" Jia Dongxu was so angry that he looked around for a broom, knocking the crowd all over the place.

"Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop, why don't I understand!" Li Xiangdong stopped Jia Dongxu, "Brother Jia, what peach gum? Isn't it the peach gum I used to repair the furniture at night?"

"Hmph, ask him yourself! Bastard!" Jia Dongxu was so angry that he threw the broom and was about to grab the stick behind Li Xiangdong.

But Jia Dongxu didn't need to do anything, Li Xiangdong turned around and grabbed Banggeng's neck, asking: "Banggeng, what's wrong with you? Didn't your aunt Yushui tell you that it was peach gum, why did you give it to your grandma? It's for repairing furniture, not buttocks!"

"Uncle Dong!" Bang Geng dodged in fear, "I'll explain, I'll explain, and you ask my dad to stop beating me!"

"Brother Jia, Brother Jia, listen to the child, don't be anxious!" Li Xiangdong pretended to stop him.

"Hmph!" Jia Dongxu glared at Bang Geng with gritted teeth and pointed at him, meaning that you just wait.

"Banggeng, tell me quickly! What's going on?" He Yushui was also anxious.

Banggeng stretched his head to look at his furious parents and Yi Zhonghai, shrank his neck and said, "I just told my mom and them that I just wanted to taste your peach gum. Seeing Aunt Yushui eating it so happily, I also wanted to taste the candy! After I told Uncle Dong that you were coming back, I was afraid that my mom and them would find out that Xiaodang and I had secretly eaten the enema and we would be blamed, so I put the medicine back. How would I know that my grandma would need it? Otherwise, I wouldn't have used the enema and the bottle to put in the peach gum. Really!"

Everyone present was stunned again. After learning how Jia Zhang's escape route was blocked and how there was such a ridiculous plot, they were all dumbfounded.

"Brother, didn't you do it alone just now? Why did you bring me along with you to cheat again?" Xiao Dang said very dissatisfiedly.

"Don't interrupt!" Banggeng waved his hand and looked at Li Xiangdong timidly.

He Yushui's mouth twitched, and she tried her best not to laugh. "Child, I told you that you can't eat peach gum. It's very sticky. What should I do now?"

"Hahahaha!" Everyone held their stomachs and laughed again.

Li Xiangdong pulled the corner of his mouth, silently covered his face, and said angrily and amusedly: "Bang Geng, no one is perfect, your grandma will definitely forgive you!"

I’m afraid not!
Everyone burst out laughing again.

"..." Banggeng shrank his shoulders in grievance, and timidly glanced at his parents whose faces had turned completely black, probably thinking of his future situation.

"I'll deal with you later!" Qin Huairu glared at Bang Geng fiercely and came to Li Xiangdong anxiously, "Xiangdong, look at the situation now. My mother-in-law... Is her current situation easy to deal with?"

"Don't panic, it's not a big problem!" Li Xiangdong smiled slightly, took the medicine box from Yu Shui, and then took out the dark golden scimitar...

You always say that the problem is not big, but every time it is a big problem!
Qin Huairu was speechless.

Yi Zhonghai saw the knife and his heart trembled. He asked hurriedly, "Xiangdong, what are you going to do?"

Li Xiangdong handed the machete to Qin Huairu and said with a smile: "It wasn't me who did it, it was her! Remember, this is the knife pulling the buttocks, opening the eyes! Now you have to have surgery to relieve your heat!"

Qin Huairu: "???"

Everyone: "???"

(End of this chapter)