Siheyuan: What bad intentions could a veterinarian like me have?

Chapter 66: I got used to using the Jia family as a stable
"Awesome!"

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai, who was already extremely anxious, grabbed the figure and shouted at the top of his lungs: "What nonsense are you talking about! Tell me clearly, what's wrong with you?"

"Shit is spraying, shit is spraying, it's everywhere, it's so scary, wuwuwu, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, Grandpa Yi, please ask Uncle Dong to save her... Her mouth is full of shit, my god, it's so scary!"

"???"

Yi Zhonghai was stunned. Not only him, but everyone in the room was stunned.

Shazhu, Xu Damao, Yan Jiecheng, Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui, and He Yushui were all stunned.

Even the corners of Li Xiangdong's mouth twitched twice.

"What did you say?!" Shazhu was completely dumbfounded. Banggeng's words sounded so strange and unbelievable. He grabbed Banggeng and shook him, "Banggeng, don't talk nonsense! Your stomach hurts, how can you poop? And from your stomach, are you kidding me?"

Xu Damao, Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangtian and other young and old men who were surrounding Bang Geng all fixed their gazes on Bang Geng. Their fearful eyes were filled with doubt and surprise, as well as a strong desire for knowledge.

If there were teachers like Banggeng in schools, the country's illiteracy rate would be reduced by at least half.

"I, um, she really did, I cried my ass off..." Banggeng stammered and became flustered again.

"Banggeng, explain it clearly quickly, otherwise why would we ask your uncle Dong to cure diseases and save lives? We are all curious... and concerned!" Xu Damao was so excited that he was like a dog, rubbing his hands.

We were eating, and yet we were talking about the shit-spitting Jia Zhang. How unlucky!

He Yushui glared at the people around her in dissatisfaction. Although she was also very curious, she was more concerned about whether Brother Dong had eaten enough. She turned her head and found that Li Xiangdong was still drinking the dumpling soup slowly and was not affected at all.

Brother Dong, you have such a strong willpower, can you still eat more? No, keep eating! I will definitely need you to do something later, how can you work if you are not full!

He Yushui quickly put the remaining dumplings on the plate into Li Xiangdong's bowl and said, "Brother Dong, don't be anxious. Eat slowly and talk after you are full!"

"Ouch," Yi Zhonghai was so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead, "It's already so late, and you're still eating. Xiangdong, please help me, if we go too late, someone might die!"

Yan Jiecheng squatted beside Banggeng and said with a smile, "We still don't know what happened. We haven't asked Banggeng clearly yet. Why are you so anxious? Banggeng, let me ask you, did your grandma really spray shit from her mouth? Didn't we just see her rolling on the bed when we went there just now?"

"He's just a kid, what can he explain!" Yi Zhonghai was really anxious, "Don't ask any more questions, let's go to the scene and see for ourselves, Li Xiangdong, Xiangdong, Xiaodong, please go and take a look, I beg you!"

"Burp!" Li Xiangdong glanced at him sideways, "Okay, I'm full! Let's go take a look!"

"Hey, hey, okay! Get out of the way, make way for Xiangdong!" Yi Zhonghai quickly turned into a pioneer and rushed out first.

Yan Jiecheng followed and exchanged glances with Yan Bugui, then said awkwardly, "Brother Dong, didn't we agree to treat you to dinner tonight? Why are you eating alone?"

"You guys are arguing and fighting, and now you're causing a shit spurt. If I don't eat, I don't know if I can handle a bite tonight!" Li Xiangdong waved his hand, "When can't you treat me to a meal?"

"Brother Dong, why don't you come to my place for a midnight snack after this? That's perfect!" Liu Guangqi stepped forward at the right time to make his presence felt.

Li Xiangdong grinned and gave a thumbs up, "Guangqi, if you come out of the Jia family and are still in the mood to eat, I would like to call you this!"

Everyone was stunned, and then they all suppressed their smiles.

Jia Zhang, the big talker who was hated by everyone in the Red Star Courtyard, had an accident. It was a big event that everyone was looking forward to. Now this old bitch was talking nonsense, really talking nonsense. Seeing is believing. Everyone couldn't wait to find out what happened.

I'm already shitting. This disgusting thing is probably over. I really don't want to eat. After swallowing his saliva, Liu Guangqi glanced at his father in annoyance.

"Okay, okay, Xiangdong is right. Regarding the matter of Jia Zhang... I'm afraid I won't be able to eat. Let's all go and take a look!" Liu Haizhong waved his fat hand and asked everyone to follow.

So the neighbors of the courtyard, attracted by the quarrels and fights between the old Yan family and the old Liu family, as well as the commotion of the old Jia family, surrounded Li Xiangdong and walked towards the old Jia family...

Then the procession stopped.

"Uncle, why don't you leave?" Yan Jiecheng's face changed as soon as he asked. He didn't leave either and immediately covered his nose.

"Wow!" The crowd exploded and all took several steps back.

"Who the hell blew up the public toilet?"

"No, what Bang Geng said can't be true? Jia Zhang sprayed feces all over the room?"

"Fuck, this smell is too strong! The newspaper said it was a biological weapon from World War II. Is this the same thing? Too scary! Ugh!"

The neighbors immediately started cursing and stayed away from the Jia family’s gate.

This was the first time that they, who were here to watch the fun, chose to avoid the excitement and humbly leave the opportunity to their dear neighbors.

Li Xiangdong looked around calmly, standing still.

"Brother Dong, you... why are you acting like nothing happened? You're so strong!" Yan Jiekuang's face turned purple, and he couldn't help but walk over to Li Xiangdong and ask.

"It's a small scene! I've seen this kind of scene many times when I was working in the cowshed and donkey pen! I got used to treating the Jia family's house as a livestock pen!" Li Xiangdong said with a smile.

Brother Dong, you are really good at scolding people! He Yushui covered his mouth and laughed silently behind him.

Yi Zhonghai felt like he was eating shit when he swallowed his saliva. He looked around and found that there seemed to be some stolen goods on the windows of Jia's house. He walked a few steps to observe Jia's house, then turned back and asked, "Xiangdong, shall we... go in?"

This time, he was really scared!

To be honest, he is already fifty years old and has seen all kinds of storms, but now Yi Zhonghai has really retreated. He believes that he will never encounter a situation like the Jia family again even if he lives another five hundred years.

The kang in the Jia family now... never mind.

"Uncle, I respect your opinion!" Li Xiangdong smiled slightly, and patted Yi Zhonghai on the shoulder, saying with a smile: "But you just said that I came here to treat Jia Zhang, but you know my relationship with her. If we meet, we will have a fight! The current situation is obviously not suitable for a meeting! But it's okay, don't you still have me? Today, I have to let you be my messenger and take a good look at Jia Zhang's condition for me. Don't worry, I will guide you!"

“……”Yi Zhonghai’s face turned completely dark.

You want me to go to the scene where the manure is sprayed myself!
Can I choose not to go?
"What! Silly Zhu!" Yi Zhonghai's mind moved, and he quickly waved to He Yuzhu, "Silly Zhu, what are you doing?"

"Uncle, you know me. I'm a cook and I have mysophobia. I really can't stand seeing this scene! Don't blame me!" Sha Zhu shook his head like a rattle, very determined. He kept taking steps backwards while speaking, ready to escape at any time.

"..." Yi Zhonghai's face darkened, and he turned his gaze to the other young people in the yard...

(End of this chapter)