Siheyuan: What bad intentions could a veterinarian like me have?

Chapter 114 The second uncle was so embarrassed that he cried!

It is true that he went to Li Xiangdong to talk about something, but it is also true that he went to Xu Damao to ask for advice on the Ten-Ingredient Tonic Soup.

After going out, Liu Haizhong glanced at the movement in the backyard and guessed that everyone would get up in a while, so he quickly came to the door of Xu Damao's house, glanced into the house, and knocked on the door quietly.

"Da Mao, are you up? I'm your uncle!"

"Second uncle? So early? You are really energetic!" Xu Damao had been awake since he had to hold his pee. He decided not to sleep anymore. He put on his cotton-padded jacket, got out of bed to pee, put the urinal in, and walked over to open the door.

"Wow, what did you do last night? Why are you like this? Your eyes are now panda eyes? Where did you go to peek at the widow?" Liu Haizhong squeezed into the room and saw Xu Damao with a pair of panda eyes at a glance. He laughed out loud.

"Did I sleep last night?"

You should ask yourself what you did last night!
Xu Damao's mouth twitched and he complained, "Second Uncle, I have to ask you about my panda eyes!"

"Ask me? What's wrong with me?" Liu Haizhong was stunned, unable to figure out what was going on.

"Haha, nothing!" Xu Damao was happy in his heart, his eyes rolled cunningly, and he smiled obscenely, "Second Master, what's the matter with you coming here so early?"

"hey-hey!"

Liu Haizhong pursed his lips when he heard that and looked at him.

As the saying goes, one can know the elegant meaning by listening to the music of the strings. The two smiled knowingly.

"I understand. That medicine is pretty good, isn't it?" Xu Damao pointed to the medicine jar in the kitchen. "Unfortunately, this is a seven-day supply. I have to follow the doctor's orders and can't give you any more! Yesterday I added two taels of extra wine so that I could give you some. Now it's gone! I want to drink it myself!"

"Your medicine is really powerful! To be honest, I showed off my prowess last night and made my old woman completely obedient! It's a pity that you don't have any extra..." Liu Haizhong said regretfully.

Don’t hide it from me!
The whole yard knows about your misdeeds!
Xu Damao suppressed his smile and silently raised his thumb: "I live across from you, how could I not know! The noise kept me awake in the first half of the night! Second Uncle, you are really my Second Uncle, you are still as charming as ever!"

"Ah, this..." Hearing this, Liu Haizhong's face was filled with embarrassment, and he quickly grabbed Xu Damao, "Maozi, keep a low profile, don't go out and tell people about this! Keep the door open for your uncle! If it gets out, people will laugh at you!"

Need I say more about this?
Who in the yard doesn’t know?

"Okay, I'll keep my mouth shut! Don't worry!" Xu Damao patted his chest and assured.

"That's fine!" Liu Haizhong looked at the medicine jar eagerly and smiled awkwardly, "Where did this medicine come from? I'll go get two assistants too!"

"Hey, then you've asked the right person. I asked Dongzi to catch it! I've been trying to replenish my body recently..."

"So it's him! I should have thought of it earlier!" Liu Haizhong was suddenly alerted when he heard this. He became much more energetic and said happily, "I told you a long time ago that Li Xiangdong is something! Let's go, see you later!"

As he spoke, he opened the door impatiently and rushed out.

"Look how anxious you are!" Xu Damao laughed secretly and glanced outside the house, "I wonder if you will be embarrassed today!"

Liu Haizhong went out, put on his cotton jacket carefully, tidied his gray hair, brushed off the dust on his body, and was about to walk towards the central courtyard.

The deaf old lady next door opened the door with a spittoon in her hand and saw him looking at her. Her face turned red and she angrily yelled, "Shame on you!"

After saying that, he put down the spittoon, turned around and walked in angrily.

"Hey, who did I offend?" Liu Haizhong was confused. He scratched his head and thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out. He snorted coldly and walked towards the central courtyard.

Suddenly, as soon as he walked out of the Moon Gate, Yi Zhonghai came hurriedly, as if he was going to empty the old lady's spittoon, and almost bumped into Liu Haizhong.

"Hey, Lao Yi! You're here so early!" Liu Haizhong had just finished greeting when he suddenly realized that Yi Zhonghai also had a pair of panda eyes. He was immediately surprised, "Lao Yi, what's wrong with you? Didn't you sleep well last night? Why do you have the same pair of panda eyes as Xu Damao?"

"Hmph!" Yi Zhonghai got angry when he saw him and glared at him fiercely, "Old Liu, you are not ashamed! You don't even shy away from doing ugly things, you are shameless!" "Hey, Old Yi, what nonsense are you talking about! Why shouldn't I be ashamed?" Liu Haizhong's face froze and he was completely dumbfounded.

"You know what you did!" Yi Zhonghai picked up the old lady's spittoon, glared at him, and went to the front yard angrily.

"Hey, what did I do this morning to deserve this?"

Rubbing his unnatural face, he stepped into the middle courtyard with full of doubts, and saw Sha Zhu washing his face by the sink.

Fearing that something strange might happen again, Liu Haizhong walked quickly to Li Xiangdong's door without saying hello.

"Hey, Uncle! You got up really early!"

Who would have thought that when Sha Zhu heard the footsteps, he turned his head and saw him. He dropped the basin and walked towards him quickly with a smile.

"I'm going to leave!" Liu Haizhong rolled his eyes at him and pretended to leave.

Sha Zhu looked around, smiled lewdly, and gave a thumbs up: "Second Uncle, you are really amazing! You are still strong and powerful even at your age! I admire you!"

"How the hell do you know..." Liu Haizhong blurted out, his face suddenly froze, and he immediately felt something was wrong.

Xu Damao knew it, but it didn’t matter, after all, he was the one who gave the medicine.

But how did Yi Zhonghai know this? No, this guy might have gone to the old lady's house last night and probably heard something.

That’s right, Second Auntie screamed so happily last night, it was the first time she had such a good time in many years!
But this stupid guy lives in the central courtyard, how did he know?
Could it be that my wife’s screams last night reached the Intermediate Courtyard?
Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed!

With such a guess in his mind, Liu Haizhong was unwilling to admit it in front of others, and quickly shouted angrily: "Silly Zhu, what are you talking about! What do you mean by old but still strong? What do you mean by strong and unbreakable? That's not true! What are you talking about? Be careful or I'll beat you up!"

"Second uncle, this is not you!"

Before Sha Zhu could refute, Yan Jiecheng and his two younger brothers Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang appeared in the yard.

"What's it got to do with you?" Liu Haizhong's face turned bitter. The more he looked at them, the more he felt that these people had malicious intentions on their faces.

"Uncle, hahahaha, you were so strong last night! The bed was shaking so much that we could hear it in the front yard!"

"Yes, Uncle Er, what did you eat tonight? Fried leeks and ginseng? So strong!"

"Second uncle, look at you, you've given me dark circles under my eyes, you have to compensate me with a dose of tranquilizer and brain tonic!"

The three sons of the Yan family laughed while holding their bellies, and Shazhu, who was standing beside them, blushed.

Seeing the Jia family over there, Qin Huairu and Qin Jingru, who were seeing Banggeng off, also looked over.

Liu Haizhong was so angry that his eyes were dizzy that he didn't dare to shout loudly. He threw his hands and cursed: "I don't want to bother with you idiots! You are just a bunch of idiots! Get out!"

As he spoke, he seemed to be afraid of something. Amid the laughter of the crowd, he almost trotted to the door of Li Xiangdong's house. He happened to bump into him when he came out to close the door, so he quickly spat, "Xiangdong, you must come to my house for dinner tonight! I won't say any more, you have promised!"

"Hey, Second Uncle! I'll go if there's time!" Li Xiangdong smiled when he heard that, glanced at Liu Haizhong, and hesitated at the end, "But Second Uncle, you've been busy for half the night, does Second Aunt still have the energy to cook today? I think it's better to change it to tomorrow, I happen to have something to do today and will be home late..."

How do you know this?
Liu Haizhong was completely dumbfounded.

Could it be that everyone in the hospital knows about my little misdeed?
I'm in my forties, it's so fucking embarrassing!
"Hahahaha!"

Listening to the laughter behind him, Liu Haizhong's mouth twisted and tears rolled down.

(End of this chapter)