Trinity Traitor: From One Person to the Other

Chapter 1025 That Tiger: Old Ding, try the deception techniques from the Ancient Absorption Pavilion!

Zhang Zhiwei didn't bother with He Songling's nonsense at all. He lifted his Taoist robe, turned around, and left.

He Songling was still chasing after her, shouting, "Do you want her or not! The young lady is already eighty years old. Don't worry, we're all old people, no one will say you're a stinky lolicon!"

Eighty years old is certainly an old lady, but compared to Zhang Zhiwei's age of 115, she is 35 years older. Just imagine, when Zhang Zhiwei was 45, a middle-aged man was dating a 10-year-old girl.

That's enough to warrant execution.

But now that we're all elderly, there's no need to worry about so much.

"Look at this ungrateful old Taoist priest." He Songling smiled and turned to Lu Huizhong to mock Zhang Zhiwei, only to see a dark face.

"Where did you meet an eighty-year-old girl? Hmm?"

"Hey, I'm not trying to be mean..."

He has countless ways to meet eighty-year-old girls. After all, He Songling is a prominent figure. Not to mention in the world of supernatural beings, even in ordinary society, he is the actual controller of the Old Immortal Corporation. Let alone eighty-year-old girls, even twenty-year-old girls would want to climb into his bed.

Who told He Songling to have the face of a twenty-year-old?

Zuo Ruotong of Sanyimen is known for her good looks, figure, and temperament. Even if it weren't for the money, she would still attract many young girls.

Can I tell you about this?
I can't.

Right? Because I'm absolutely loyal to my wife, can I also tell you that Gao Yushan, a temporary worker from Northeast China, once planned to give herself to me?

cant!
While He Songling was righteously betraying Gao Yushan, he thought to himself, "Old Gao, I'm sorry. You said it yourself, that you would repay the kindness of saving my paraplegic below the eyebrows. Now is the time for you to repay your kindness!"

"Get lost." Lu Huizhong had no intention of causing trouble for a real girl in her early twenties, so He Songling actually became the one who was beaten up in front of the hotel's surveillance cameras.

"Tsk, what a disaster, what a disaster." Ru Hu moved further away, secretly sighing to himself, "Luckily I didn't get married."

"What are you laughing at?" Na Ruhu hadn't expected that even though this Tang Clan patriarch hadn't become an immortal, she could still read minds, catching Lu Huizhong off guard.

"You just said you can't beat Zhang Zhiwei, right? Okay, He Songling has already helped you improve your 'Tao' skills. Now I'll give you some special training in practical combat."

"Hey, no, big sister, sister-in-law, grandma... Ouch, oh!"

Even though Ru Hu's physical strength training had penetrated to his very bones, he was still several sizes swollen when he appeared the next day. In addition, the swelling from He Songling's beating hadn't subsided yet, so Ru Hu now looked like a short, sturdy brown bear.

How to describe it? Like Hagrid from Harry Potter, cut off a third of him.

That tiger was almost crying. What did I do to deserve this? I dodged Zhang Zhiwei's beating, but I couldn't dodge the beating from the Tang Clan's matriarch.

I'd rather let Zhang Zhiwei beat me up; at least the Old Master would know his limits.

The elderly female assassin unleashed the same skills she had once used to beat up the entire superhuman community, delivering a powerful blow to every muscle and bone of Ru Hu. Ru Hu now felt pain whenever his blood flowed.

"Don't look so sad, my husband Lu is here to help you."

He Songling, standing beside his wife, twisted the truth: "Look, you're someone who practices physical strength, so your resilience must be top-notch. Otherwise, when you fight Zhang Zhiwei in the future, if he strikes you with lightning and knocks you stiff, you might end up losing a situation you could have won. Wouldn't you regret it for the rest of your life?" My biggest regret right now is knowing you two.

Na Ruhu not only dared not say these words, but he didn't even dare to think about them, for fear that the divine couple would read his mind again.

"Old He, which way do we go?" Na Ruhu asked.

"Let's walk."

"What?" Ru Hu asked, somewhat bewildered.

"Walk, use your feet, don't you understand?" He Songling frowned: "I'm telling you, you've turned your brains into muscles instead of building up a muscle, can't you even think this through? You've heard about my past deeds, right? Leading a group of young people, I walked from Guizhou to the capital, and there were quite a few things that happened along the way."

"You're the same. With more time on the road, I can give you more pointers. Be happy about it, kid. Once you get to Trinity University, I, the old principal, will be back with a lot on my plate, and you won't have this amazing small-class, two-on-one tutoring anymore."

"I understand, I understand..." Na Ruhu felt like he was going to die.

Walking, all the way from Beijing to Fujian?

So, they're now facing a two-on-one situation?

They'd probably get beaten to death.

Thinking of this, Ru Hu suddenly came up with a bad idea. He took out his phone and dialed a number. After a short while, the call was connected.

"Hello? Old Ding, it's me, Lao Na."

Na Ruhu picked up the phone and started his telecom fraud: "Listen to me, stop messing around with Quanxing. I recently got a great deal, I can improve. I'm already far ahead of you now. Within a year or two, I'll be able to challenge Zhang Zhiwei. Are you coming or not? Don't say I didn't take care of you!"

The person on the other end of the phone was none other than Ding Shian of Quanxing, who was known as one of the two heroes alongside Na Ruhu in the original novel, and is now considered the number one and invincible person under 100 years old, alongside Na Ruhu.

We had planned to meet at Trinity College so we could all get a college education together, but I just can't take it anymore, bro, can you help me out?

"What the hell? Is this for real? You think your cultivation level can improve so quickly and you can challenge Zhang Zhiwei within two years?" Ding Shian asked in disbelief on the other end of the phone. "Are you sure you're not being scammed?"

"Why would I lie to you? The past six months have been incredibly eventful, like a god has been born, you know?"

Ru Hu was also anxious, fearing that Ding Shian would escape, and used all his resources. Ru Hu's organization was called Xi Gu Ge, which was modeled after the Ji Gu Ge antique and art shop in Liulichang Street in Beijing.

Liulichang, along with Panjiayuan, is known as one of the two major fake antique hotspots in Beijing. The antique dealers here are incredibly cunning and deceitful, using every trick in the book. Their main selling point is, "Don't worry about whether it's microwave-safe or not, just look at the glaze." They can sell something from last week for the price of something from the Shang and Zhou dynasties.

Although Ru Hu did not personally oversee the daily operations of the Ancient Absorption Pavilion, he grew up among the hooligans and troublemakers of the capital. He had been involved in this area since childhood, and for him, deceiving people was something he had been immersed in since he was young. His methods of fraud were incredibly skillful, which was completely incompatible with his rugged appearance.

Despite having studied various arts, Ding Shian hadn't actually seen much of the world. He was quickly fooled by Ru Hu's words and eagerly asked, "What did you say? A divine couple, teaching in small classes of two to one? Hey, don't try to hog all the credit, I'm coming right now!"

"All done." Na Ruhu put away his phone and smiled.

(End of this chapter)