Datang: Longevity for Thousands of Years, Exposed by Xiao Sizi

Chapter 147 The Prince’s Ambition!
Wei Zheng heard the conversation between the two and was scratching his head anxiously, but he couldn't get a word in on the matter. Damn it, he didn't have a daughter!

Cheng Yaojin opened his mouth and wanted to talk about his daughter, but suddenly shut up at the critical moment.

He knew that if he joined in, there would be another melee.

Besides, Qin Changye is not here, so it would be useless for me to say anything.

Now the two of them have revealed their cards, and both are coveting Qin Changye. In that case, I should stay in the dark, conserve my strength, and take it slow!
Wei Zheng thought about it and wisely kept his mouth shut, watching the two people arguing.

"Your Majesty, my little girl is both talented and beautiful!"

Changsun Wuji said in a low voice.

"Your Majesty, my little girl is capable of both being a lady in the living room and a good cook in the kitchen!" Du Ruhui roared.

"Your Majesty, my little daughter is very tall!" Changsun Wuji shouted.

"Your Majesty, my daughter will definitely give birth to a son!" Du Ruhui was not to be outdone and continued passionately: "Your Majesty, let my daughter marry Mr. Qin first."

"Your Majesty, you absolutely cannot do this. My daughter and Master Qin are a perfect match made in heaven!" Changsun Wuji was so anxious that he almost tore his sleeves apart.

Li Shimin:…….
He looked at the two people in front of him, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

These two old men...
call…….
Li Shimin shook his head.

He really didn't expect that the two of them would quarrel over this matter.

"Alright, alright. The Queen and I have a plan for this matter. Go and do your own things."

Li Shimin laughed, waved his hand and said so.

Now, he was afraid that if he agreed to one of them, the other one would be killed on the spot.

If we agree to all of them, it will be difficult to deal with if the King of Chu doesn't like them.

Just fool around first, then pick it carefully and take a look!
And most importantly, keep it for my precious daughter!

Ha ha! !
Young Master Qin is so unparalleled. To be honest, the girls from your two families are just average. They are a little better than the daughters of ordinary families, but just a little better. It is enough for them to be Young Master Qin's concubine.

Forget it, let’s wait until Master Qin comes back before we talk about it.

Li Shimin made up his mind.

Du Ruhui and Zhangsun Wuji looked at each other and their faces suddenly turned dark.

"Humph!!"

The two men shook their sleeves and neither looked at the other.

And at this moment, a group of imperial doctors suddenly rushed over in a hurry.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, where is Your Majesty?"

"Your Majesty, are you alright? Your Majesty, hurry up, lie down, don't let your meridians flow backwards!"

"Your Majesty, what is going on? Your Majesty, have you been feeling uncomfortable lately?"

"Your Majesty, please quickly stretch out your arm so that I can feel your pulse."

"......."

Zheng Liuguang from the Imperial Medical Bureau led a group of old men from the bureau, looking anxious and taking big steps, as if they wished they could take two steps at a time.

When they came in, Liu Guang and others did not stop or report at all, but rushed in.

When they got the news, they rushed here in a hurry.

Damn!

Your Majesty is stupid!

Your Majesty has gone mad!
Your Majesty is almost dying!

Each one is more outrageous than the last. How dare this group of people neglect them?

Li Shimin: ?????

Zhangsun Wuji and the other three: ?????
They were also covered.

He stared at the group of old doctors from the Imperial Medical Bureau with blank eyes, feeling somewhat puzzled.

What's going on?

Who is sick?
His Majesty?

"His Majesty!"

At this time, Liu Guang hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, please sit down quickly. I heard about the morning court and rushed here immediately."

"Your Majesty, I wonder how many days it has been since you had these crazy thoughts?"

Liu Guang's eyes were full of concern.

He carefully helped Li Shimin onto the stool.

Li Shimin:…….
Zhangsun Wuji and his four companions: …….
understood!

I understood it instantly!

What the hell!

Who could have thought that news of the morning court session would spread so quickly? Damn, all the people from the Imperial Medical Bureau were mobilized.

Li Shimin didn't know what to say.

He smiled bitterly, waved his hand and said, "Doctor Liu, it's okay, it's okay, I'm fine, really fine!"

Liu Guang's expression changed, and he became even more anxious after hearing this. He said, "Your Majesty, generally speaking, people with hysteria will keep saying that they are fine."

The corner of Li Shimin's mouth twitched.

Damn it, I'm fine, I can't even say that I'm fine?

"Your Majesty, let us take a look."

"That's right, Your Majesty. Let Elder Liu take your pulse."

"Your Majesty, please don't resist and cooperate with our treatment."

"......."

Other people from the Imperial Medical Bureau all tried to persuade him.

Changsun Wuji and the other three stood nearby, all with huge smiles on their faces.

Who could have imagined it would turn out like this.

The people in the Imperial Medical Bureau are really... loyal.

"Alright, alright, I'm really fine, you all can go first, I want to be quiet for a while."

Li Shimin was helpless and pushed away Liu Guang, who was about to take his pulse, with a wry smile.

Damn it, I’m not sick!

What's this?

"Li Junxian, send all the imperial doctors back." Li Shimin shouted.

Li Junxian came in with the Jinwu Guards.

Liu Guang and the others looked anxious.

But there is no way.

"Changsun Pushe, Prime Minister Du, please advise His Majesty! If His Majesty is ill, he must be treated as soon as possible, otherwise it will be more trouble than gain if time is wasted!"

"Your Majesty, for the sake of the world and the people, let me take your pulse."

"......."

The imperial doctors shouted wildly, but their voices were getting farther and farther away.

Li Shimin let out a long breath.

He glanced at the four people beside him who were trying hard to hold back their laughter and whose shoulders were shaking wildly, and waved his hands with a gloomy face.

"What are you all standing there for? Get busy! Damn it, tell Wangyun Inn. I'm putting my reputation on the line. If anything goes wrong with the pork, I...I won't forgive them!!"

The corners of Li Shimin's mouth twitched slightly.

The four of them nodded quickly and rushed out like crazy.

Then…
"Hahaha……."

Wild laughter could be heard coming from outside.

Li Shimin took a deep breath and his face turned dark, but after a moment he couldn't help shaking his head and laughing.

This is nothing.

….…….……….
East Palace.

As soon as Li Chengqian got up, he received some bad news.

Sikong Peiji came over.

This time was just after the morning court session. Pei Ji would sometimes report to him, but mostly at noon because he knew that Li Chengqian was rather sleepy.

And usually they come here right after the morning court session...
this…….
Li Chengqian's eyes flickered, and he murmured, "Did something bad happen, so Pei Sikong needs to be notified immediately?"

He had a guess. But the next moment,
He shook his head, didn't think any more about it, quickly put on his clothes and went out.

Lobby.

Pei Ji saw Li Chengqian in formal attire, and said with great joy: "Your Highness, you are finally here."

He stood up from his seat.

Li Chengqian stretched out his hand to stop him from coming, and said with a smile: "Pei Sikong, you haven't been here for a long time. I didn't know you would come today..."

He got straight to the point.

Speaking of business, Pei Ji took a deep breath and said seriously, "Your Highness, I have something important to tell you, and... it's something outrageous."

"At the morning court today, Your Majesty heard from some evil person that pork should be worshipped as a sacred object and allowed to be eaten by the people of Chang'an City, or even the people of the whole world."

"Tell me, what is this?!"

Let everyone in the world eat pork?!

Li Chengqian was stunned.

confused.

Puzzled.

Incredible.

Even when he came here, Li Chengqian had many guesses about Pei Ji's arrival today, but he just didn't think of the pork.

pork?!
Why would the emperor set his sights on pork? !

Li Chengqian was completely stunned.

Seeing his attitude, Pei Ji immediately understood that even His Majesty's closest relative, the Crown Prince, did not know about this matter.

He sighed and continued, "Your Highness, I have just consulted the doctors at the Imperial Medical Bureau. They said this is hysteria and also a brain disease."

“This is the most likely possibility.”

"I never thought that Your Majesty would experience such a catastrophe in his middle age. Even the people in the Imperial Medical Bureau said so. Your Majesty...is no longer fit to stay on the throne and rule the world."

"Your Highness, I want to investigate carefully to confirm whether Your Majesty is really mentally ill. If the evidence is conclusive, then I want to work with many old ministers to help Your Highness ascend the throne and become the new emperor! "

New Emperor!!
This sentence, like the eight big characters "Mandated by Heaven, May you live long and prosper forever", was extremely tempting to Li Chengqian.

Li Chengqian's eyes suddenly became hot.

but! !

Calmed down quickly.

Exhale.

"Huh... Pei Sikong, I know you have your reasons for your judgment, but I also have my own reasons."

"Although I don't know what happened during the court session this morning, I can be sure that my father... is definitely not suffering from a brain disease."

Li Chengqian said this with absolute certainty.

Pei Ji smiled bitterly and said, "Your Highness, you were not at the morning court, so..."

"I don't need it either."

Li Chengqian narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at the blazing sun outside the window, flicked his sleeves, and interrupted: "Pei Sikong, time will give us an accurate answer."

"Seven days. I only need seven days. If after seven days you still think that your father is suffering from hysteria, then I will plan to ascend the throne! Become the new emperor!!"

….…….….……

Imperial Medical Office.

Liu Guang led a group of imperial doctors and squatted in the pharmacy with sad faces.

The atmosphere is a bit depressing.

"Doctor Liu, what should we do about this matter? His Majesty's condition seems to be getting a little serious."

"Yes, Doctor Liu, His Majesty has forbidden us to take care of it, but we can't just ignore it. It's better to see a doctor as soon as possible for this brain disease."

"That's right, Imperial Doctor Liu. Your Majesty has named a lowly animal like a pig as a guardian beast of the country, and... has even publicized it. This... This is a complete diagnosis. Your Majesty must be mentally ill!"

"Who said it wasn't true? Sigh... At your age, you should be able to achieve great things, but I didn't expect that you would suffer from such a serious disease."

"Doctor Liu, please think of a solution quickly!"

"......."

This group of imperial doctors surrounded Liu Guang and talked.

His face was anxious.

His eyes were solemn.

They are imperial physicians, but now that His Majesty is ill they cannot cure him. To be honest, they feel very aggrieved.

Liu Guang took a deep breath.

He held his beard with one hand and his face looked heavy.

Even his already gray eyebrows were trembling.

How could he not be anxious?

But the attitude of His Majesty Taiji Palace today...
"You're right!"

Liu Guang nodded heavily.

"No, your Majesty's illness must be cured. You wait here, I'm going to... I'm going to find the Queen!"

Liu Guang stood up hurriedly and ran out.

Looking for the Queen!
When the other imperial doctors heard this, they all showed joy on their faces.

Correct!
Go find the Queen Mother. Your Majesty will not listen to them, but he will definitely listen to the Queen Mother.

With the Queen's intervention, His Majesty's brain disease should be able to be cured.

Although it may not be able to be cured, it is always possible to intervene and relieve the symptoms.

Everyone looked at Liu Guang's hurriedly leaving back and sighed softly.

It’s a pity for these old guys.

They can be said to be the most outstanding doctors in the world, but...when it comes to brain diseases, I'm afraid they are powerless to treat them.

Just like the Empress's illness.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty, and the Queen, she has respiratory problems and brain diseases, ah..."

"Why, why! God is so unfair. The Queen has been suffering from a disease of anger. Fortunately, she has just stabilized and has not relapsed. But Your Majesty has contracted a brain disease again!"

"Who said it wasn't? Your Majesty, it's really too difficult."

"Everyone, stop sighing and get ready. As soon as we receive the order to treat His Majesty, we must use all our life's training."

"That's right, get ready! His Majesty's condition is serious, we must prepare well!!"

"......."

The group of old doctors all stood up.

There was determination in his eyes.

This time, I will definitely cure your Majesty's brain disease!!

Poor man.

All the imperial doctors sighed in their hearts.

….…….…….…

The main residence of the Longxi Li family.

Other courtyard.

The head of the Longxi Li family, the head of the Qinghe Cui family, and the head of the Xingyang Zheng family looked at the several family officials in front of them.

These officials have already recounted what happened at the morning court session.

"Hiss... Li Shimin wants to push pork?"

The head of the Longxi Li family took a deep breath, his face was as solemn as iron, but his eyes were shining with excitement and excitement.

Is Li Shimin crazy?
Or are you stupid?!
Damn it!
This news is too explosive!!

"Is this true or false?" The head of the Longxi Li family pursed his cracked lips and asked slowly.

"Master Li, I think it's almost certain."

One of the officials from the noble family was silent for a moment, then said solemnly, "Otherwise, why would he bring a pig to the imperial city for no reason? He even named it a guardian beast of the country and said that pork is edible."

"This... is not good for him at all. Who else but a madman would say this? You know, if the people knew what happened in the morning court today, he, the second son of the Li family, would be subject to huge ridicule and pointing fingers!"

"Pigs are not only hated by us, but also by ordinary people in the Tang Dynasty. But Li Shimin... said that they can be eaten. Isn't he crazy or stupid?"

(End of this chapter)