Datang: Longevity for Thousands of Years, Exposed by Xiao Sizi

Chapter 142: Your Majesty seems to be abnormal!
Helpless!

Absolutely!

The old man sighed, opened the curtain, jumped down, and walked into Wangyun Inn helplessly.

When the old man went down, Li Shimin raised his head, stared at his red cheeks and numb scalp, and anxiously ordered: "Go, go, go, quickly! Get out of here, get out of here!"

Li Shimin growled.

Li Junxian, the coachman, hurriedly raised the whip and the carriage started away.

Empress Changsun wiped the sweat from her forehead and looked at Li Shimin in silence.

"Your Majesty, this is just a carriage. Is it necessary to take away the width and precision? The horseshoe, the pork, and the soft paper..."

Speaking of this, Empress Changsun was really speechless.

Your Majesty, this is a case of “a thief never leaves empty-handed”!

Apart from other things, the toilet paper was taken away. Actually, that was fine, after all, that soft paper was really amazing, but this carriage...
But it's a little more comfortable.

The carriage in the palace is countless times more magnificent than this one, or maybe it’s just not as comfortable as this one. But even so, it also took away the carriage from Wangyun Inn?
call…….
Empress Chang Sun took a deep breath and really didn't know what to say.

When Li Shimin heard this, his face was full of bitterness.

His hand gently stroked the carriage.

"Guanyin, I...I can't control myself!"

"I don't know why, but I want everything that Young Master Qin has. Sigh... maybe this is a disease. I have been poisoned by Young Master Qin."

Empress Changsun:…….
Zhangsun Wuji and his four companions: …….
Your Majesty, this is too shameless!

Damn it.

How can you say that!

As if she was deeply in love with him, poisoned? Wasn't it just because she coveted Qin Changye's things?

It's so refreshing.

But they dare not say this.

"Cough cough cough......"

Li Shimin coughed twice gently to calm himself down, and his complexion returned to normal.

Then, he turned his head and looked at Changsun Wuji and the other four people.

"Assistant, you four, what do you think of Young Master Qin?"

he asked suddenly.

Ok?
Changsun Wuji and the other three were stunned.

In fact, not only them, but also Empress Changsun on the side was stunned for a moment, wondering why Li Shimin suddenly asked this question.

"Your Majesty, Young Master Qin is undoubtedly a rare talent, unparalleled in the world, with great talent and wisdom, and everyone envied him!" said Changsun Wuji.

Li Shimin shook his head.

"Say it nicely."

He said calmly.

Changsun Wuji was silent.

Cheng Yaojin, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng pursed their lips, their brains working wildly, and began to think about the deep meaning of His Majesty's question.

For a moment, the atmosphere in the car was a little frozen.

Little Sizi lay curiously in Princess Changle's arms, looking at his father with his big eyes.

She was still young and didn't know what Li Shimin was asking.

But if those elders say bad things about my second brother...
hum!

That’s unbearable!
Princess Changle, who was standing by, was slightly shocked when she heard this.

"His Majesty."

After a long time, Du Ruhui finally spoke.

"Master Qin is concerned about the country and the people, and his heart is full of righteousness. He is also very smart. I guess there is no one in the world who can match him. Such a person is rare in the world!"

"Congratulations, Your Majesty. Such a great man is enough to make the Tang Dynasty prosperous forever!"

Du Ruhui said in a deep voice.

Li Shimin closed his eyes, listened to these words, and savored them for a long time before opening his eyes again and looking at Changsun Wuji, Wei Zheng and Cheng Yaojin.

"Your Majesty, I think Young Master Qin is not an ordinary person!"

Cheng Yaojin considered and gave an answer.

"Your Majesty, the great talent of Young Master Qin is a blessing to the people of the world. Our Great Tang has Young Master Qin. This is... this is... hiss... this is God's will! This is God's will for our Great Tang to create a prosperous era that has never been seen before in the ages!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, Master Qin, we cannot see through it and can only make a one-sided assessment. Please forgive us, Your Majesty!"

Wei Zheng and Zhangsun Wuji spoke one after another.

Li Shimin leaned his head against the carriage.

Changsun Wuji and the other three looked at him quietly.

The breathing is light and the atmosphere is heavy.

After a long pause, Li Shimin suddenly laughed out loud.

"I understand. Well, it's getting late. You should all go back quickly."

At this time, Changsun Wuji and his companions discovered that the carriage had stopped in the square in front of Taiji Palace.

"Yes, Your Majesty."

"Your Majesty has been busy all day today, so you should rest early. Your Majesty, I will take my leave!"

"Your Majesty, farewell!"

"......."

Changsun Wuji and the other three said hurriedly as if relieved, and then climbed out of the carriage.

Carrying their own pork, they left in a hurry without looking back.

They were afraid that Li Shimin would suddenly call them.

Suzaku Gate.

As soon as they walked out of the imperial city, the four people's footsteps slowly stopped.

As the evening breeze blew, the four of them felt their backs were all wet.

"Your Majesty, what do you mean by asking this?" Changsun Wuji turned his head and looked back at the imperial city with a deep gaze.

"Master Qin..." Du Ruhui pursed his lips, his voice a little hesitant, and continued: "Your Majesty may have a new idea in mind. Now we are a little too dependent on Master Qin. It may be about... the whole world..."

Cheng Yaojin sighed and cursed, "Damn it, what on earth is your majesty thinking? Did you want to kill Master Qin just now? Master Qin is so powerful, you can't let your majesty do that. Then, Lao Du, what should we do?"

"Yes, what should we do? How can we guess what Your Majesty is thinking?" Wei Zheng's eyebrows were also slightly raised.

Although he is a big troll, he doesn't dare to make random guesses about this matter.

This matter can only be described as too difficult!
"Don't act rashly, just follow your majesty."

Du Ruhui spoke like this.

Hearing this, everyone else nodded.

…….…….….…

Tai Chi Palace.

Li Shimin was sitting on the steps at the door, holding the piglets he had just brought secretly out from the pig farm of Wangyun Inn, staring at the setting sun in the west, in a daze.

Hmmmm…….
The piglet was not as cute as Xiao Sizi's pet pig, but it was also fair and clean, and very well-behaved in Li Shimin's arms. Except for making some humming sounds from time to time, it just lay in Li Shimin's arms without moving.

The little Sizi squatted beside, sucking gently with his little hands and staring at the little piglet.

Do not!
To be precise, it should be staring at each other.

Little Sizi really wanted to touch it twice, but he didn't dare.

This piglet is much more aggressive than her pet pig, and not cute at all.

The fearless little rhinoceros is still quite afraid of it.

The palace maids, guards and others around were all looking at Li Shimin, feeling very puzzled.

Your Majesty, what happened?!

What are you thinking about today?
He actually started playing with the pig.

hiss…….
this…….
Is this what it’s like to be an emperor?

It is true that serving the emperor is like serving a tiger. They would never have thought that His Majesty would like this.

"Your Majesty, what are you going to do with this pork?"

Empress Changsun walked over and asked in a low voice.

Li Shimin took a deep breath, gently stroked the little piglet's head, and looked up at her.

"Guanyin, you take care of it. Hurry up and prepare a pot of wine for me. I want to have a drink with my father in the evening."

Li Shimin said in a deep voice. Empress Changsun understood Li Shimin's plan.

Just like those books, pork had too great an impact on the people, so the dynasty's retired emperor Li Yuan had to speak out about it.

Empress Changsun did not dare to delay and went there quickly.

"Li Junxian, go! Hand this horseshoe over to the Ministry of Works, find a few top craftsmen, have them put down their current tasks, concentrate on making two pairs of horseshoes, and find a horse to replace them."

"Tomorrow, I will be of use!"

Li Shimin called Li Junxian again and solemnly handed the horseshoe in his arms to him.

Li Junxian nodded repeatedly and ran out in a hurry.

He knew very well that the horseshoe was such an important thing. It was very important to His Majesty and also to the Great Tang!
Don't neglect!!
After giving these two instructions, Li Shimin let out a light breath, looked down at the little piglet in his arms, and laughed.

He sat at the gate of Taiji Palace until nightfall.

Not moving.

No one else knows what he is thinking.

No one came to disturb him.

Finally, it was Empress Changsun who came up carrying two jars.

In the two jars, one contains pork and the other contains wine brought from the King of Chu's villa.

"Your Majesty, I have prepared everything you want."

Empress Changsun, who was standing nearby, called out.

Li Shimin then came to his senses, turned his head to look at her, put down the piglet in his arms, took it, and walked straight towards Li Yuan's residence without saying a word.

"By the way, find a place for Hanhan to live."

Silly.

This is the name Li Shimin gave to the piglet.

Empress Changsun agreed, and Li Shimin left with peace of mind.

Li Yuan's residence.

The lights are still on.

When Li Shimin stood at the door of the hall, he clearly heard the sound of Li Yuan walking inside.

"Go and report that the King of Qin has arrived."

Li Shimin looked at the eunuch next to him.

The eunuch left in a hurry.

But after a while, many servants came out of the hall in a panic, and the voice disappeared. After waiting for a while, Li Yuan's voice was heard from inside.

"come in."

Li Shimin then walked in.

"My son, please see your father!"

Li Shimin saluted.

Li Yuan looked at him, waved his hand casually, took a sip of wine, and examined Li Shimin with hazy eyes.

"Second brother, it's getting late. What's the matter with you coming to see me at this time?"

Li Yuan asked in a deep voice.

Li Shimin took a deep breath, walked over with a smile on his face, and carefully placed the two jars in his hands in front of Li Yuan.

"Father, I am fine. I just happened to find some good meat today. It is a good meat I have never eaten before, so I want to share it with you."

Li Shimin sat down.

There were two jars right in front of Li Yuan.

Li Yuan looked at Li Shimin's face. He gently pointed at the jar with his finger. After hearing this, he paused slightly.

He seemed to want to see what Li Shimin was thinking.

then.

He quickly shook his head and laughed.

"Second brother, I have a lot of good meat here, why do you want to send me the fish? In this world, what kind of meat have I not eaten? Huh?"

Li Yuan said with a smile, while putting the lid of the jar aside and sniffing it hard.

What he said was true.

Although he, as the emperor, no longer has any power, he has enough of the best wine and meat in the world.

What haven’t you eaten?

What hasn't happened?

Really, is it because he has lived in the deep palace for too long, and the second brother has not set foot there for a long time, so that he thinks that he actually doesn’t eat well?
When Li Yuan thought of this, he shook his head helplessly.

This second one...

"Father, you've never eaten this before. Try it. Guanyin maid made it specially for you, along with this wine."

Li Shimin opened the jar of wine and filled it for both of them.

Li Yuan's eyes were somewhat puzzled.

This taste...
Ok?
Fragrant.

It smells unexpectedly good, what's going on?

It is much more fragrant than the lamb, chicken and duck on the table!

The smell of this meat was so bad that he was about to vomit.

When I first smelled the fragrance in the jar, I became excited and even my stomach started to growl.

“This meat…”

Li Yuan said this, swallowed his saliva, and then slapped his thigh hard.

“Good meat!”

"It is indeed good meat. Someone, take all the meat away. And take all the wine away!"

Li Yuan opened his mouth and gave orders.

The eunuchs on both sides hurried up and took away the food, leaving only a plate of meat and a plate of wine.

Li Yuan couldn't control his stomach, which hadn't been restless for a long time, and couldn't wait to take action.

He took out a pig's trotter and took a big bite of it.

hiss…….
Suddenly, I felt a lingering fragrance in my mouth, which made my scalp tingle and my soul ascend to heaven.

Li Yuan started eating hurriedly.

One mouthful after another.

"Father, this meat is pork."

Li Shimin looked at Li Yuan who was eating with great relish and felt totally unfair, so he could only quickly add something.

He was just looking at Li Yuan and was about to ask him what kind of meat this was.

But who would have known that Li Yuan didn't even ask any questions and just started right away.

After he finished speaking, Li Yuan paused.

He looked at Li Shimin deeply and started eating again.

Each bite is bigger than the last!

Seeing this, Li Shimin quickly handed the wine bowl to Li Yuan to prevent him from choking.

Li Yuan took the wine bowl, drank it in one gulp, and his face turned red in an instant.

But with the help of alcohol, he had even more energy to chew the pig's trotters.

When Li Yuan put down the pig's trotter in his hand, only bones were left.

He took a sip of his wine.

His face was first distorted like a mask of pain, but then followed by a feeling of comfort as if he had eaten honey.

"Good wine!"

Li Yuan put down his wine bowl and roared heroically.

He looked at Li Shimin.

"Second brother, this pork... is it here to insult me? Or what?"

Li Yuan's eyes were fixed on Li Shimin's eyes.

Pork, this is cheap meat.

Li Yuan held a high position of power throughout his life and had been in high official positions for a long time.

But Li Shimin brought him pork.

(End of this chapter)