There are always sick girls with ill intentions towards me

Chapter 253 Yu Miaoqing + Tiao Dan = Desert Storm
Li Lingge sat up suddenly and saw Yu Miaoqing's plump legs glowing in the firelight.

He originally thought that under the cloak was the super short nightgown he had given her.

Unexpectedly, this time Yu Miaoqing directly followed Gu Nianli's example and walked into his tent in a vacuum.

Looking at Li Lingge's burning gaze, Yu Miaoqing's breathing became a little rapid.

"I-I want to feel your affection."

Li Lingge stood up and walked in front of Yu Miaoqing, then squatted down.

He picked up the cloak on the ground and put it on Yu Miaoqing again.

It was so shocking that Yu Miaoqing couldn't help but be stunned.

She was like this, and this guy could actually resist eating?

"W-what's wrong with you?"

"You came at the right time. Send me back to Da Chu. I will eat you later."

Li Lingge put his arm around Yu Miaoqing's slender waist, and his hand gently stroked the delicate skin under the cloak.

In fact, if Yu Miaoqing didn't come, he also planned to use the jade talisman to summon her over.

The time limit for the Equality of All Beings card is about to expire, and he must return to Da Chu as soon as possible.

It is obviously too late to rely on conventional methods.

Even if he drove the golden chariot back now, time would still be tight.

Of course, he has another choice, which is to return to Da Chu through the teleportation array established by Su Fei.

However, it is still not as convenient as Yu Miaoqing, who is in the holy realm, to ride.

Things in South Vietnam have stabilized, and now it's time to settle accounts with that old bastard.

Yu Miaoqing was a little confused. She had been paying attention to Li Lingge during this period of time.

Now this guy has recaptured Zhenbei City, destroyed Yuwen Ji's 100,000-man army, and blocked Zhao Guang's 200,000-man army outside the pass.

At this time, shouldn't we take advantage of the victory to join Jiang Li and seize the capital of Nanyue?
"What are you going back to Da Chu for?"

"you."

Li Lingge's answer was concise and to the point, but Yu Miaoqing didn't react for a while.

It was not until she brought Li Lingge back to Da Chu that she understood what this guy meant.

Li Lingge took Yu Miaoqing into his own courtyard in the academy and gave her a deep kiss before leaving.

"wait me back."

"Wherever you go, I'll go with you."

Now, she didn't want to leave Li Lingge for almost a moment.

The kiss just now made her miss him even more.

Li Lingge took a look at Yu Miaoqing's cloak and gently patted her peach buttocks.

"How can you go out and meet people like this?"

Yu Miaoqing lowered her head slightly, and then immediately spoke.

"I can change into a dress."

However, Li Lingge grabbed her jade hand.

"Wait for me here."

After saying that, he pushed the door open and walked out.

He was going to find the old bastard, and Yu Miaoqing couldn't help him at all.

Moreover, if a real fight breaks out, Yun Yourong is more likely to be stronger than Yu Miaoqing.

Although they are both holy realms, there are gaps between them.

As far as he knew, the two strongest saints in this world were Yun Yourong and Old Turtle.

The two of them should be in a situation where neither of them can kill the other.

The second echelon is Yu Miaoqing, who should be slightly inferior to Lao Wangba.

Yu Miaoqing has just entered the holy realm. Let alone the old bastard, she probably can't even beat the empress.

Back mountain, bamboo forest.

Li Lingge stood in the bamboo forest and looked around.

"I know you're here, come out!"

"What's the matter?"

Zhang Wensheng's hollow voice was heard from the bamboo forest.

But I only heard his voice but didn't see him.

"My sister-in-law has something to tell you."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Wensheng immediately appeared in front of Li Lingge.

"What?"

Seeing Zhang Wensheng appear, Li Lingge immediately activated the realm of equality for all beings.

At the same time, he could sense that Zhang Wensheng's cultivation was gone.

Things went just as he expected, which made him feel a little unreal.

The old bastard who has been fighting with Yun Yourong for so many years is going to be killed by him today?

At the same time, Zhang Wensheng also noticed something unusual.

Although there was surprise on his face, there was no panic at all.

"You can actually deprive this old man of his cultivation?"

Li Lingge did not hesitate at all, and the next moment his hand was already on the hilt of the Seven Star Sword.

Canglang!

The Seven Star Sword was unsheathed, and a cold light flashed.

Zhang Wensheng was beheaded by his sword and his head rolled to the ground.

However, the imagined blood-spattering did not happen.

Soon, Zhang Wensheng in front of him turned into starlight and disappeared.

The next moment, another Zhang Wensheng appeared before him.

This made Li Lingge's scalp tighten, and he subconsciously shouted: Sister-in-law, save me!

what is happening?
He had just clearly detected that the old bastard's cultivation had disappeared, and judging from the old bastard's reaction, the field of equality for all beings had also taken effect.

But why can't he be killed?
As if seeing the doubts in his heart, Zhang Wensheng spoke.

"Have you forgotten?"

His tone remained calm, as if the sword just now had not caused any fluctuation in his emotions.

"Heaven and earth are born with me, and all things are one with me."

After saying that, he turned and left without attacking Li Lingge.

Since he already knew the purpose of Li Lingge's visit, there was no need for him to stay any longer.

“Don’t jump out of this world, go straight to the human world, and become one with all things. I am all things, all things are me, heaven and earth are born with me.”

Zhang Wensheng's words left Li Lingge stunned.

He never thought that this old bastard could realize such a profound truth just by saying this one sentence.

So, it was he who created a strong rival for his sister-in-law.

Thinking of this, Li Lingge couldn't help but tighten the Seven Star Sword in his hand and cut off dozens of bamboos with one sword.

"System, I really want to curse."

However, the only response he got was system silence.

Walking out of the bamboo forest step by step, Li Lingge felt a little depressed, as if he had come here with high hopes but left with disappointment.

Halfway through, someone suddenly called him.

"Big Brother!"

Hearing the voice, Li Lingge turned around and saw Jingting.

"Fifth Junior Brother, is there something wrong?"

"The elixir that Senior Brother asked me to refine has been refined. As Senior Brother said, it's selling like hot cakes!"

Jingting took out two bottles of pills from his sleeve, stuffed them into Li Lingge's hands, and continued.

"Brother, give it a try. If there is anything that needs improvement, please let me know."

During this period, Qiancaotang's revenue increased by 30% just by relying on this jumping pill!

It’s a pity that the threshold for this kind of thing is too low, and imitations soon appeared on the market.

Li Lingge glanced at the porcelain bottle in his hand, on which was written: Tiaodan.

He shook it gently and could hear the rustling of particles inside.

Boo!
Pulling out the cork, he pinched two pills and put them in his mouth, then narrowed his eyes.

“That’s exactly the feeling.”

At this time, Jingting talked about the problems he encountered.

"The threshold for this Dan-jumping is too low, and now some people have begun to imitate it. Does Senior Brother have any good solution?"

He could see that any idea in this senior brother's head was worth money.

Even if the other party gave him one or two words of advice, it would be worth a thousand gold.

Li Lingge shook his head.

"This kind of thing isn't too complicated, so it's not surprising that someone has figured it out."

Just when Jingting was feeling a little disappointed, Li Lingge seemed to have thought of something and continued.

"However, there is another thing you can sell together with Tiao Dan."

Hearing this, Jingting's eyes lit up.

"what?"

Li Lingge said calmly: "Jelly."

"Jelly?" Jingting's brows knitted together, "What is this?"

“Use fresh pig skin… to make gelatin… then add fruit juice and cool it down to make jelly.”

After briefly explaining the method of making jelly, Li Lingge looked at Jingting who was standing there in a daze and waved his hand.

"Remember?"

Jingting came back to his senses and blinked his eyes.

This process sounds like it shouldn't be easy to copy.

"I'll go back and give it a try."

However, he still had some doubts.

"How do I use this jelly?"

"In fact, men are easy to please. If ice cubes don't work, try ice cubes and warm water. If ice cubes and warm water still don't work, try ice cubes and warm water with Tiao Dan and jelly." Li Lingge patted Jing Ting's shoulder and said meaningfully, "Go to Hong Xiu Lou twice, and you will understand everything."

After saying that, Li Lingge took the jumping pill and turned to look for Yu Miaoqing.

Since he failed to kill Zhang Wensheng, he needs to be coaxed.

When I returned to the room, I saw Yu Miaoqing burying her head in the quilt like an ostrich, with her peachy buttocks raised and her waist gently twisted. "What are you doing?"

Hearing the noise, Yu Miaoqing's head immediately popped out from under the quilt.

Yu Miaoqing had disheveled hair, a flushed face, and her breathing was a little rapid.

"I just want to take all your scent into my body."

Li Lingge: (⊙o⊙)
"I brought you something delicious."

"Ah——" Yu Miaoqing opened her mouth curiously, "What's delicious?"

Seeing this, Li Lingge walked forward and shook the porcelain bottle in front of Yu Miaoqing. Then the porcelain bottle tilted and the Tiaodan granules poured into her mouth.

Crackling!

The next moment, Yu Miaoqing immediately covered her red lips, her beautiful peach blossom eyes rolling around.

Those granular animal pills look like candies and have a faint peach flavor, but they jump!

At this moment, her mouth was making noises like firecrackers during the New Year.

She stared at Li Lingge and asked, what is this?
"Is it delicious?" Li Lingge lifted Yu Miaoqing's chin. "This is a pill that I specially asked Fifth Junior Brother to refine for oral administration."

Yu Miaoqing was confused. Aren’t all pills meant to be taken orally?

But seeing Li Lingge's appearance, she immediately became alert.

At this moment, Tiaodan's energy was almost exhausted, and she regained her composure.

Her throat rolled, and then she asked directly.

"Isn't this that kind of elixir?"

She naturally knew that there were many elixirs that could arouse women, and the Hehuan Sect was especially good at this.

However, for her, this kind of thing is completely unnecessary.

On the one hand, this kind of elixir has no effect on the holy realm.

On the other hand, she was already sufficiently moved by Li Lingge.

Seeing that she had the wrong idea, Li Lingge said seriously.

"What are you thinking? I'm a serious person!"

Seeing his confident look, Yu Miaoqing said: I don’t believe you at all!
This was the first time she ate this kind of candy, so she felt it was a little novel.

Moreover, she didn't feel anything unusual at this time.

Li Lingge asked meaningfully.

"You suspected it was that kind of pill, and you swallowed it directly?"

"It's a little sweet, like sugar." Yu Miaoqing pointed her index finger at Li Lingge's head through the white robe, "I will eat anything you give me."

Li Lingge felt his scalp tighten, these words seemed to have a deeper meaning.

The once pure and innocent Palace Master of Taiqing Palace has been led astray by him.

"It's called jumping candy, also known as popping candy. Is it delicious?"

Yu Miaoqing smacked her lips, savoring the feeling of the sugar grains bouncing on the tip of her tongue.

“It’s quite novel.”

"You can eat the whole bottle in your mouth, it will taste different."

Under Li Lingge's patient persuasion, Yu Miaoqing realized that this thing was indeed not some special medicine. She tilted her head back and poured the entire bottle of popping candy into her mouth.

Crackling.

The popping candy in my mouth was like firecrackers, bouncing around.

Yu Miaoqing blinked her eyes, and at that moment, Li Lingge reached out and grabbed her hair.

"I'm very angry right now."

It was not until this moment that Yu Miaoqing understood the true use of popping candy.

After a stick of incense.

Li Lingge let out a long sigh. He was so moved by Yu Miaoqing that he cried, tears streaming down his face like a fountain.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yu Miaoqing was like a ripe peach, her face flushed as if water could drip out of it.

She coughed violently twice and wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth with her thumb.

"I knew this wasn't some serious candy."

The next morning.

Li Lingge opened his eyes in confusion, and then spoke with lingering fear.

"I had a strange dream last night."

On the side, Yu Miaoqing asked curiously.

"What dream?"

Li Lingge murmured, as if he was trapped in painful memories.

"I dreamed that I was kissing a bearded old man, and the old man drooled all over my face."

On the side, Yu Miaoqing blushed.

"Silly, you kissed me."

"Impossible!" Li Lingge shook his head subconsciously, "You don't have a beard."

He did some crunches, stood up slightly, and spoke to Yu Miaoqing who was eating alone.

"If you do this, I won't feel sleepy anymore."

Puppet House.

As Li Lingge was about to return to the villa with his breakfast box, he met Xiao Yi who had just gone out.

"Big Brother!"

Li Lingge paused.

"Is this yard given to you?"

He still remembered that Lao Deng had asked Xiao Yi to create a puppet of the eighth level within a month.

If this condition can be met, the Puppet Villa will be handed over to Xiao Yi.

"The dean accepted me as his disciple and answered many of my questions about puppetry." Xiao Yi bowed deeply to Li Lingge excitedly, "Thank you, senior brother."

If it weren't for Li Lingge, he might still be in the academy, not knowing what to do.

Thinking back to the days when he followed Fifth Senior Brother in refining medicine at his villa, he was indeed a little too stubborn.

Li Lingge looked at the villa with twinkling eyes.

"Can I see the puppet you made?"

"Of course." Xiao Yi immediately opened the gate, "Big Brother, please come in."

Walking into the villa, Li Lingge saw three puppets in the workshop, one of which was a seventh-level puppet, which was equivalent to the strength of the seventh level.

However, he really couldn't praise the appearance of these puppets.

"Big Brother, do you think these three puppets have any shortcomings?" Xiao Yi stood there nervously, "I want to sell this seventh-level puppet."

Hearing this, Li Lingge shook his head slightly.

"It's only been over a month, and you've already created a seventh-level puppet. You're really talented in puppetry."

Then, he changed the subject.

"However, a puppet not only needs to have cultivation, appearance is equally important."

He pointed at the three puppets, his eyes full of dissatisfaction.

"Look at these three puppets you made. Although they have heads and limbs, they don't even have faces."

As he spoke, he patted the puppet's chest.

"Still flat-chested."

The puppet made by Xiao Yi can only be described as crude.

His work was not rough, and each part of the puppet was made very finely, but it was a smooth face without any facial features.

Palms as broad as a palm-leaf fan, and sturdy limbs.

Xiao Yi: Is this the point?

"Big Brother, isn't the puppet used for fighting? Its appearance won't affect its strength, right?"

"You are wrong, absolutely wrong." Li Lingge shook his head. "Puppets are indeed used for fighting, but the fighting power of your puppet is almost zero at night."

Chu Feng explained immediately.

"No, this puppet's combat power is the same at night and during the day."

Seeing that Chu Feng still didn't understand his meaning, Li Lingge could only speak more bluntly. He pointed at the puppet's chest.

"It should be big here, the bigger the better, the arms should be slender, the legs should be long, and the feet should be exquisite, do you understand?"

After a slight pause, he pointed at the puppet's cheek again.

"She has to have a woman's face, and it has to be charming."

At this time, Xiao Yi finally understood something.

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly and he asked uncertainly.

"The battle that Senior Brother mentioned at night is probably not the kind of battle I think of."

Li Lingge looked Xiao Yi up and down and said with certainty.

"It's a battle you've never experienced before."

Xiao Yi: ...

“Is this additional functionality necessary?”

In his opinion, the main purpose of the puppet is to serve as his fighting partner and for self-defense.

Many cultivators with low cultivation levels can buy a puppet that is one level higher than their own to indirectly improve their strength.

But the direction Li Lingge mentioned seemed a little off.

Li Lingge stretched out his index finger and moved it gently.

"You don't understand men."

Xiao Yi was speechless, and he couldn't help but think of Nalan Ruoyan again.

At the beginning, Nalan Ruoyan abandoned him after entering the academy.

Now, he has become the dean's personal disciple, has his own villa, and has become someone that Nalan Ruoyan needs to look up to.

"I will transform them according to what Senior Brother said."

After a slight pause, he asked another difficult question in his mind.

"But what kind of face is she going to use?"

Li Lingge's eyes flickered and he immediately had an idea in his mind.

"It's simple. You can try using Nalan Ruoyan's face first."

Hearing this, a strange light flashed in Xiao Yi's eyes.

At this moment, Li Lingge seemed to have thought of something, and he glanced at the puppet's lower abdomen again.

"Oh, and the most important thing is to add a Fiji Cup."

(End of this chapter)