There are always sick girls with ill intentions towards me

Chapter 248 Yu Miaoqing: Wearing the apprentice's dragon robe, sleeping on the apprentice's dragon bed, playing with the apprentice's husband
Li Lingge did not directly answer Yu Miaoqing's question, but spoke softly.

"You really look like a roast chicken."

"Lingyue also said that."

Yu Miaoqing grasped the edge of the table tightly with both hands. In the silent bedroom, the melodious voice seemed particularly harsh.

She still remembers the treasonous words Lingyue said to her in the attic.

However, she now recognizes herself.

Lingyue was right, she was a roast chicken, a roast chicken that belonged exclusively to Li Lingge.

The next moment, she suddenly covered her mouth and an anxious sound came out from between her fingers.

"There's someone outside!"

Outside the window, a team of imperial guards were walking towards this side, and their orderly footsteps could be heard.

It won't be long before the team of imperial guards will pass by the palace.

Li Lingge raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and then lay on Yu Miaoqing's back.

"Doesn't Master just like excitement?"

Yu Miaoqing supported the table with one hand and covered her mouth with the other. She didn't dare to breathe, but her body became more and more tense.

"do not want!"

"stop!"

“No, stop!”

As the imperial guards drew closer, her voice became smaller and smaller, at most sounding like a soft sigh as she watched the distant twilight in June.

The imperial guards were getting closer and closer, and her heartbeat was getting faster and faster. The only sounds in her ears were Li Lingge's heavy breathing and her own heartbeat.

And at this critical moment, the guy behind him seemed to go crazy.

Soon, she couldn't cover up her own voice anymore.

"what sound!"

Outside the bedroom, the imperial guards passing by naturally heard the noise just now.

After everyone stopped and listened carefully, they could still hear faint sounds coming from within the bedroom.

The commander drew the long sword from his waist and stared at the door of the Zichen Palace vigilantly.

A guard behind him answered.

"Is His Majesty back?"

The commander shook his head and said in a deep voice.

"The war in South Vietnam has already started, and Your Majesty is supervising the battle in the army. How could he possibly come back?"

After a slight pause, his expression looked a little strange.

"Your Majesty cannot stay in the palace in broad daylight, and I seemed to hear applause just now."

Upon hearing this, several imperial guards behind him immediately surrounded him.

The commander of the imperial guards raised his hand to stop everyone's actions, and then spoke respectfully towards the palace gate.

"His Majesty."

Inside the bedroom, the sound of waves continued, but no one responded.

The commander of the imperial guards raised his voice a few notches.

"His Majesty?"

Still no response, but he didn't dare to enter the bedroom without permission, so he could only whisper a few words to the person next to him.

The imperial guard nodded and then ran away quickly.

Yu Miaoqing stared at the figures on the door frame that were getting closer and closer, her heart almost in her throat.

"They're coming in."

Li Lingge had no intention of stopping, and didn't even look at it.

"You are in the holy realm, what are you afraid of?"

boom!
Soon, the door of the bedroom was kicked open.

As a female official stepped into the bedroom, the imperial guards rushed in.

However, there was no one in the bedroom.

Everyone's eyes swept across every corner of the bedroom, but still did not find anything unusual.

The female official glanced around the bedroom, then turned to look at the commander of the imperial guards.

"Did you really hear any noise?"

The commander of the imperial guards nodded.

"I don't know if I heard it or they all heard it."

Soon, he discovered something was wrong and pointed at the table.

“The table is crooked.”

As he spoke, he walked forward as if he had discovered something, and immediately greeted the female official.

"My lord, look at this."

Ok?
The female official walked forward and quickly discovered something was wrong.

There was something on the floor next to the table, as if a teacup had been knocked over.

However, there were no teacups on the table.

Besides, it didn't look like tea.

I glanced again and saw it on the chair next to me.

It is understandable if it was spilled on the ground, but how could it be spilled on the dragon throne?

She raised her head, looked directly above the dragon throne, and reached out her hand to feel it.

There were no drops of water falling, and the sky outside was clear and there was no rain.

"Where did this come from?" She lowered her head in thought, and then ordered, "Search!"

In the closet.

Yu Miaoqing's eyes were filled with tears and she cried silently.

This made Li Lingge, who was holding him, a little at a loss for a moment, and he asked in a voice transmission.

'What's wrong? ’

Yu Miaoqing didn't say anything. She just looked up at Li Lingge, then put her arms tightly around his neck and kissed his thin lips.

The reason she cried was that she felt that at that moment, her brain was completely empty and every cell in her body was filled with inexplicable joy.

What a hard life she had lived for the past decade or so.

While she was unscrupulous, she also felt a little aggrieved, but not entirely aggrieved.

The feeling of being struck by lightning spread throughout my limbs.

For some reason, she couldn't help but want to cry.

There were all kinds of rummaging sounds outside the closet, and it seemed as if Yu Miaoqing's world at this moment only consisted of her and Li Lingge.

She leaned close to Li Lingge's ear, and her hoarse voice was filled with anticipation and aftertaste.

"Don't stop."

Li Lingge: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
"Sir, there is a set of clothes here." A royal guard quickly found the clothes that Yu Miaoqing left on the bed.

Seeing the dress, the female official sniffed it gently.

"This is not your Majesty's clothing."

"No one was found."

"I didn't find it here either."

"no one."

The imperial guards returned to the team one by one, and the commander of the imperial guards looked gloomy.

The thief actually broke into your Majesty's bedroom and left behind a dress.

If His Majesty knew about this, he would at least be charged with dereliction of duty in protecting the palace.

"I ordered people to guard all the entrances and exits of the palace when I heard the noise. The other party must be an expert."

For now, he could only blame the incident on the other party being a master.

In this way, his sin can be less severe.

If it was done by a Saint Realm master, it is understandable that he, a mere second-rank commander, would have found it difficult to detect.

The female official tightly grasped the dress in her hands, and she could only wait for the empress to come back before reporting the matter.

afternoon.

Yu Miaoqing, who was lying on the dragon bed, felt her stomach growling. The double weekend was really exhausting.

Within an hour, the wardrobe in the bedroom, the dragon throne in the Purple Palace, and even the spiritual spring in the secret realm all left traces of the two people.

"I'm a little hungry." Yu Miaoqing looked at Li Lingge with some doubt, "Aren't you hungry?"

Li Lingge's words have a double meaning.

"I drink water when I'm hungry."

Yu Miaoqing blushed, she knew what this guy meant.

She pressed the quilt with her hands, trying to suffocate the guy who was trying to gain the upper hand with words.

Half an hour later.

Li Lingge pulled out the tools used to commit the crime, and Yu Miaoqing pulled out the fox's tail.

The two holes were finally free.

"How did you just do that?"

Just now in the closet, she actually wanted to teleport away with Li Lingge, but was stopped. When the imperial guard opened the closet, her heart was in her throat.

Even, I got wet on the spot.

However, the imperial guard closed the cabinet door again, as if he had seen nothing.

"You shouldn't be blind to it."

Li Lingge took out the invisibility array plate, but this invisibility array plate could not stop the detection of the Holy Realm at all.

Yu Miaoqing took a quick glance at the formation and found it was actually very easy to see through.

However, she was already unconscious at the time and had no time to care about these things.

"I didn't expect you had such a formation."

Just as she was about to change into a new dress, Li Lingge took out the black lace pajamas.

"Wear this, or you'll have to take it off later."

Yu Miaoqing couldn't help but widen her eyes as she looked at the pajamas that saved a lot of fabric.

"How can you go out dressed like this?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a large cloak appeared in Li Lingge's eyes, covering everything on his body.

The corner of Yu Miaoqing's mouth twitched: "If anyone sees this, my Taiqing Palace will lose all its face."

Although she said this, her hands still very honestly took the pajamas.

Li Lingge saw through it but didn't say anything. The Palace Master of Taiqing Palace, who had abided by the strict rules for more than ten years, was still looking forward to the excitement in his heart.

The longer you suppress it, the stronger the rebound will be.

After a while.

Yu Miaoqing, wearing a wide black cloak, brought Li Lingge into the imperial kitchen.

It was afternoon, so the imperial kitchen was empty.

The two looked at each other and spoke at the same time.

"Can you cook?"

Yu Miaoqing straightened his chest and explained.

"I am the Palace Master of Taiqing Palace, so I will never do such a thing."

However, when she thought about the fact that Li Lingge was a king of a different surname from the Great Chu, she felt a little less confident.

“I only know how to cook rice.”

Li Lingge raised his eyebrows.

"That's enough. I'll cook."

He got to work right away. He rolled up his sleeves and washed his hands and vegetables.

However, Yu Miaoqing looked incredulous.

"You can actually cook?"

"of course."

Li Lingge also grew up in luxury, with food and clothes provided for him.

But in his previous life, he was a bachelor who cooked for himself.

There was a hint of smoke in the imperial kitchen. Smelling this unfamiliar smell, Yu Miaoqing suddenly felt a bit of enjoyment.

I even took another deep breath greedily, wanting to remember that smell forever.

In the past, her world was only about spiritual practice, but after meeting Li Lingge, she discovered that there were many things in this world besides spiritual practice.

For example, cooking with him.

Yu Miaoqing picked up her cloak and sat in front of the stove.

The firelight illuminated her cheeks, making them look a little red.

She turned her head slightly and looked at Li Lingge who was cooking seriously not far behind her.

He secretly thought in his heart that he probably had never cooked for Lingyue.

'Although Chunyang didn't get it, I'll do it first!'

The meal was ready, and Li Lingge brought two plates of food and placed them on the bed.

One dish of stir-fried meat and one dish of stir-fried mushrooms.

Yu Miaoqing stared at the fried mushrooms that didn't look very good, feeling a little curious.

“What kind of mushroom is this and why did you fry it for so long?”

"See hand green."

After Li Lingge helped Yu Miaoqing serve the meal, the two of them sat face to face at a small octagonal table.

As the saying goes, people in the north eat lamb, people in the south eat crabs, people in Guangdong and Guangxi eat all over nature, people in Kanto dip everything in soybean paste, and the mushrooms in southern Yunnan are heavenly.

He was quite surprised to meet Jianshouqing in the palace.

Yu Miaoqing was already starving, and out of curiosity, she first tasted the thing called Jianshouqing.

She picked up a piece of shiny mushroom with chopsticks, which tasted salty and fragrant. She couldn't help swallowing her saliva.

"Fresh, tender, crispy and smooth!" Yu Miaoqing, who was crying over the delicious food, looked up at Li Lingge, "I have never eaten mushrooms so delicious."

"If it tastes good, eat more."

Li Lingge picked up another piece of food with chopsticks and put it in Yu Miaoqing's bowl.

The Master of Taiqing Palace, who is aloof from worldly matters, has never eaten any good food.

After finishing the bowl of rice, Yu Miaoqing put down her bowl and chopsticks, then bent down and crawled under the table.

Li Lingge paused and looked at Yu Miaoqing in confusion as she crawled from under the table in front of him.

The cape had already been opened, revealing a mini lace nightgown.

"What are you doing?"

Yu Miaoqing looked up and said seriously.

"I'm a little thirsty and want to drink water."

Li Lingge: (O_o)??
"You drink water, what are you doing kneeling in front of my roots?"

Yu Miaoqing lifted up his robe, and the white robe covered most of her beautiful hair.

"What nonsense are you talking about? I was clearly looking for a teapot, why did I kneel down?"

"Where's the teapot?"

"Isn't the teapot here?"

As soon as Yu Miaoqing finished speaking, Li Lingge held his breath.

Those greasy red lips made him harden and his fist harden.

As if he had thought of something, he suddenly saw the amaranth on the plate.

"broken!"

Not enough oil?

Or maybe not enough garlic?
This isn't a very thick cut.

Could it be that it grew under the eucalyptus tree?

The rain didn’t penetrate deeply?
Either the snake had crawled over the fungus, or the pot might be wrong.

The next moment, Li Lingge took a breath of cold air and had no way to think about what went wrong anymore.

He had to admit that the identity of the Palace Master of Taiqing Palace and Yu Miaoqing's current behavior were too contrasting.

Moreover, Yu Miaoqing's progress is visible to the naked eye. Compared with last night, she has become more eloquent.

His breathing paused for a few seconds, and then he raised his head and let out a long breath.

Wait!
He looked at the plate of Jianshouqing again, and a doubt arose in his mind.

'Is it me who is hallucinating, or is it Yu Miaoqing who is hallucinating?'

Then he shook it quickly, and then he remembered that he was immune to all poisons, so seeing the green hand could not cause him to hallucinate.

At this time, Yu Miaoqing, who was full and satisfied, wiped the corner of her mouth.

"Why is the spout of this pot a bit hot?"

Li Lingge: (⊙o⊙)
"Do you want to circulate your Qi to remove the toxins from your body first?"

"What are you talking about?" Yu Miaoqing looked confused, "You've been acting weird since just now."

"It's not me who's weird, it's you." Li Lingge reminded, "If the jianshouqing is not fried well, it will cause hallucinations. You are already hallucinating now."

Hearing this, Yu Miaoqing circulated his true Qi with half belief and half doubt.

The next moment, a faint green mist rose from his body.

At the same time, her eyes became clear.

Yu Miaoqing blinked, then held Li Lingge's knees and asked.

"Why am I kneeling on the ground?"

Li Lingge lifted up his robe.

"Look at what you just drank?"

Yu Miaoqing's fingers passed across the corner of her mouth and she quickly reacted.

"Why is this happening?"

Li Lingge pointed at the Jianshouqing on the table.

"Although this mushroom is delicious, it can easily cause poisoning if not cooked properly and can cause hallucinations."

Yu Miaoqing's throat rolled red, and a strange thought suddenly emerged in her mind -

What would be Lingyue's reaction if she smelled her breath?

(End of this chapter)