There are always sick girls with ill intentions towards me

Chapter 209 Jumping Pill

A silver tail is really hard to separate!

If there are two, Yun Yourong can insert one and the empress can insert one, perfect!

Only this silver fox tail is worthy of Yun Yourong and the Empress.

As for the two in his hands, one was inserted into the Queen and the other into the Fifth Xuanji, which was perfect.

Tomorrow, enter the palace!
Su Fei suddenly clenched her fists and squeezed out three words from between her teeth.

"Li Lingge!"

"you call me?"

Li Lingge stared at Su Fei coldly, as if he was staring at his prey.

Even though Su Fei has now entered the second level, she may not be his match if they really fight.

Su Fei took a deep breath, her chest puffed out, and then she forced a smile.

"I want to ask what the prince does with this tail."

She couldn't figure out what the fox tail was used for after it was refined into a spiritual weapon?
Although I could feel the energy fluctuations on the fox's tail, it didn't seem to have any attack power.

"You really want to know?"

Li Lingge asked back, and then walked towards Su Fei step by step.

Until he walked in front of Su Fei, he reached out and grasped the silver fox tail.

Hum!
Su Fei's fox tail suddenly straightened, and every strand of silver hair stood up.

Her body was shaking, and she was always worried that Li Lingge would cut off the tail with a sword.

Resist? Escape?

After becoming familiar with Li Lingge's strength, she had already given up these unrealistic fantasies.

As long as Li Lingge wanted it, she would have no chance to refuse.

Li Lingge rubbed the fox's tail and said calmly.

"I'll give you another business opportunity."

When Su Fei heard about the business opportunity, her eyes flashed.

"What business opportunity?"

Li Lingge leaned close to Su Fei's ear, and his index finger instantly touched the middle of her peach buttocks.

“It’s inserted here.”

Su Fei's delicate body trembled, and she suddenly reacted.

She was well aware of some of the tricks that men liked, for example, many sons or ancestors of aristocratic families liked to buy fox spirits to their homes.

Isn't it because he was attracted by the differences between fox spirits and humans?

To put it bluntly, it's just curiosity.

She glanced at Li Lingge out of the corner of her eye. Could it be that this guy also likes that kind of tune?

But if that was really the case, then why was the nine-tailed fairy fox guarding her so indifferent?

Thinking of this, she plucked up the courage to ask.

"Who does your lord intend to stick my silver tail into?"

"You will know in the future." Li Lingge let go of his hand.

……

Medicine refining courtyard.

Li Lingge walked into the villa and ignored the sign hanging at the door: I'm refining medicine, please do not disturb!
Pushing the door open, Li Lingge saw someone who surprised him a little—Xiao Yi!
At the beginning, after throwing Xiao Yi into the academy, he no longer paid much attention to him.

Xiao Yi also saw him, and a strange light immediately appeared in his eyes.

"Your Majesty!"

Li Lingge corrected with a straight face.

"This is in the academy. I am not some prince."

"Yes." Xiao Yi immediately bowed and saluted, "Greetings, Master."

Li Lingge waved his hand.

"Why are you here?"

Jingting, who had a gloomy face because he was interrupted while refining the elixir, immediately calmed down when he saw that the person coming was Li Lingge.

There is an old saying in Da Chu: He who knows the times is a hero.

"He is very interested in alchemy, so he always comes to my place to do odd jobs and wants to become my disciple."

Li Lingge raised his eyebrows. Did the son of luck really choose the path of alchemy?
If Xiao Yi could successfully become Jing Ting's disciple, he would definitely become a world-famous alchemist in the future, and his achievements might even be higher than Jing Ting's.

However, Jingting's next words made him think more.

"It's a pity that he really has no talent in refining medicine."

Xiao Yi rubbed the corner of his clothes with his hands and slowly lowered his head.

He likes to make alchemy and wants to excel in the art of alchemy.

After entering the academy, he often went to the alchemy courtyard.

It’s a pity that he really has no talent in refining medicine.

Mr. Wu once gave him three chances, but his attempts to make the elixir ended in failure.

He has been a little confused during this period and doesn't know which path to continue.

Jingting didn't pay attention to Xiao Yi's expression, but Li Lingge saw the reaction of this son of luck clearly.

"Big Brother, do you want to see me for something?"

Li Lingge nodded.

"I would like to ask my junior brother to help me refine a kind of elixir."

"What elixir?"

Jingting stared at Li Lingge nervously. This senior brother had previously used the poison he had made to poison the emperor.

He already has a psychological trauma, so I don't think he'll be making poison again this time.

Li Lingge gave him a reassuring look.

"I'm not asking you to make poison, I'm asking you to make a pill."

"Jump, jump Dan?"

Jingting thought he had read enough recipes for elixirs, but he had never heard of this name.

Li Lingge thought about it and explained.

"This kind of pill is best in granular form. It needs to slowly dissolve in saliva. No, it needs to slowly dissolve in water."

After a slight pause, he organized his words and continued.

"There are a lot of bubbles sealed in these granular pills. During the dissolution process, the bubbles will burst, creating the illusion that the pills are jumping around in your mouth. That's basically the idea."

Everyone in the room was confused and had no idea what the pill was used for.

Only a glimmer of strangeness flashed in Su Fei's eyes. It should be what she thought.

First it was the fox's tail, and now it's jumping dan. What is going on in this guy's head?

However, this seems to be another business!
Silk stockings, foxtails, and jumping dandies are all things prepared to please men, and lust is the primary driving force behind consumption.

Jingting nodded as if he understood, and asked.

"What effect does this medicine have?"

From an alchemist's perspective, a pill must have its uses, such as improving cultivation, healing wounds, poison, etc.

Just jumping around is not the effect of the elixir.

Knowing that Jingting had not yet grasped the true meaning, Li Lingge spoke slowly.

"Jumping back and forth is the effect of the elixir. There is no need to use any expensive medicinal materials. It only needs to achieve this simple purpose. The lower the cost, the better. Of course, it is best to taste sweet."

Jingting nodded mechanically.

"I roughly understand. After it is successfully refined, I will send it to the palace."

Li Lingge reminded.

"We can refine more. This thing will definitely become a best-seller in Qiancaotang."

Jingting: Best-selling product?
Without further explanation, Li Lingge asked.

"Is Lao Deng and the teacher in the academy?"

"Yes, he is in the other courtyard of the Seventh Junior Brother, sorting out the relics left by the Seventh Junior Brother."

Jingting automatically blocked out the word Lao Deng and raised his hand to point in the direction of the Puppet Villa.

Each of their disciples has his own strengths, and each has his own villa.

The Tianshu Secret Realm had been closed for so long, his seventh junior brother must have died in the secret realm.

Li Lingge frowned slightly.

"Three years have passed. Why did he suddenly think of sorting out the belongings of his seventh junior brother?"

"Master Jiang, the Chief Censor and Junior Minister of the Ministry of Rites, wants the teacher to accept his daughter as his personal disciple. The teacher has agreed, so he plans to clean up the other courtyard of the seventh junior brother." "The Chief Censor and Junior Minister of the Ministry of Rites."

Li Lingge kept repeating the name, and then he immediately identified who it was.

Jiang Cairen's elder brother and Jiang Li's uncle.

"So, we are going to have another junior sister."

On this point, he had to admire Chen Xiufeng.

Mr. Deng's erudition really left him speechless.

Alchemy, weapon refining, talismans, formations, swordsmanship, and even puppetry, there is nothing that Old Deng doesn't know, and he is proficient in them all.

If I had focused on one of them, I might have entered the holy realm long ago.

Jingting nodded.

"That girl's name is Jiang Ping'er, and she has a very high talent in formations."

Formation!

Hearing the word "formation", Li Lingge immediately thought of Qing Huan.

There is a formation engraved on the grenade. If Jiang Ping'er and Qinghuan work together, they might be able to speed up the process of replicating the grenade.

Jiang Ping'er, it seems that I need to find an opportunity to get in touch with this junior sister.

Li Lingge walked up to the dejected Xiao Yi and patted him on the shoulder.

"Come with me, I'll take you somewhere."

Xiao Yi looked up suddenly and was about to agree, but he still glanced at Jingting.

Jingting waved his hand.

"Go with Senior Brother. You are really not suitable for alchemy."

He is a person who doesn't like to beat around the bush. It is a pure waste of time for Xiao Yi to focus his energy on refining the elixir.

There is no need to die by hitting a tree while you are young.

Xiao Yi followed Li Lingge out of the house sadly, but Su Fei did not follow him immediately. Instead, she came to Jingting and bowed.

"My humble servant, Princess Su, greets Mr. Wu."

Jingting looked at Li Lingge's departing back, wondering what the eldest daughter of the Su family was going to do.

"What's the matter Miss Su?"

Su Fei took a step forward and whispered.

"It's the jumping pill that the prince just mentioned. If Mr. Wu refines it, can you sell the pill formula to me?"

Jingting: (ΩДΩ)
At first he didn't take it seriously, but when even Su Fei wanted to buy the recipe for Tiaodan, he became even more curious.

"Can I ask Miss Su what the jumping pill is used for?"

Su Fei's eyes turned.

"Mr. Wu must first agree to this slave's request."

"it is good."

Jingting basically had no reason, because Li Lingge's requirements were too simple for him and did not require too high a cost.

Seeing that he agreed, Concubine Su spoke frankly.

"The jumping pill is to be put in the mouth, and then..."

After listening to Concubine Su's words, Jingting seemed to have suddenly been enlightened.

After leaving the alchemy villa, Li Lingge spoke to Xiao Yi earnestly.

“Efforts are important, but if the direction is wrong from the beginning, all efforts will become a joke.”

Xiao Yi clenched his fists, but his heart was full of confusion.

“I don’t know which direction I should work towards.”

Li Lingge looked in the direction of the Puppet Courtyard and said calmly.

"I'll show you a way, do you want to try it?"

"What way?"

A glimmer of hope ignited in Xiao Yi's eyes. After all, the prince was the eldest senior brother of the academy. If he could just give him some pointers, he could save himself twenty years of detours.

Li Lingge put his arms around Xiao Yi's neck and pointed to the villa in the west.

"Seventh Junior Brother was good at puppetry, but unfortunately, he died in the Tianshu Secret Realm. You just heard the teacher sorting out his belongings."

After a slight pause, he continued in a persuasive manner.

"No matter how talented you are in alchemy, can you be better than Jingting? But if you learn puppetry, you may become my junior apprentice in the future."

Xiao Yi's throat rolled. He admitted that he was moved by the dean's direct disciple.

"But I've never been exposed to puppetry."

"You are like a blank sheet of paper now. No matter what you learn, you have to start from scratch. Instead of doing that, you might as well learn puppetry directly. You can browse through the puppetry experience of the seventh junior brother at will."

As he walked, Li Lingge was thinking about how to lead Xiao Yi astray.

Xiao Yi was obviously becoming more and more tempted by the pie he painted.

"Thank you for your guidance, sir."

……

Puppet House.

Just as Chen Xiufeng was about to leave, he ran into Li Lingge who was looking for him.

He looked into Li Lingge's eyes, and there was only endless indifference in those starry eyes.

He knew that what happened three years ago was not over yet.

The reason why Li Lingge didn't attack him was because he didn't have enough strength.

With his teacher around, the dean couldn't do anything to him.

If Li Lingge ever enters the holy realm, the first thing he would do would probably be to seek revenge for the finger that killed him.

"I have something to say to you, Master, alone."

Hearing this, Xiao Yi immediately bowed to Chen Xiufeng tactfully, and then immediately pushed him away.

There were only two people left at the gate of the courtyard, and Chen Xiufeng spoke.

"what's up?"

"I want to see that old bastard behind you."

Li Lingge went straight to the point, without a trace of awe in his eyes.

Hearing the name 'old bastard', Chen Xiufeng's mouth couldn't help but twitch.

"He is my teacher."

"Oh." Li Lingge responded, "Can you take me to see him?"

"What do you want to see the teacher for?"

Chen Xiufeng was reluctant to take Li Lingge to see his teacher. What if the teacher couldn't help himself and attacked Li Lingge, and then he would incur the wrath of the dean, wouldn't he be the one who suffered?
"I have some questions I want to ask him." Li Lingge looked directly into Chen Xiufeng's eyes, "For example, why did he want to kill me."

Minister Xiufeng: ...

In fact, he was not very clear about the reasons.

Li Lingge continued.

"For example, why did he want to kill my sister-in-law?"

Minister Xiufeng: ...

In fact, he also wanted to know the answer to this question.

"Why don't you ask the dean?"

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

'Tell him to come to the back hill to see me.'

Minister Xiufeng: ...

"The teacher is waiting for you in the back hills."

Li Lingge nodded, but did not leave immediately.